This is a list of the schedule for the fortieth season and who defeated whom.

Sunday, October 14

Birdo Bashers (L) vs Bouncing Lancers (W)
Wise Guys (W) vs Buzzy Beetles (L)
KoopaZ (W) vs Giant Land Giants (L)

Monday, October 15

Birdo Bashers (W) vs Wise Guys (L)
Ludwig's Evil Geniuses (W) vs Infernos (L)
Buzzy Beetles (L) vs Koopa Wrecking Balls (W)

Tuesday, October 16

Birdo Bashers (W) vs KoopaZ (L)
Bouncing Lancers (W) vs Giant Land Giants (L)
Infernos (W) vs Koopa Wrecking Balls (L)

Wednesday, October 17

Bouncing Lancers (W) vs Ludwig's Evil Geniuses (L)
Wise Guys (W) vs Giant Land Giants (L)
Hyper-Kaboom Goombas (L) vs Buzzy Beetles (W)

Thursday, October 18

Birdo Bashers (W) vs Ludwig's Evil Geniuses (L)
Wise Guys (W) vs Infernos (L)
KoopaZ (W) vs Bob-omb Buddies (L)

Friday, October 19

Birdo Bashers (W) vs Giant Land Giants (L)
Bouncing Lancers (W) vs Infernos (L)
Hyper-Kaboom Goombas (W) vs Koopa Wrecking Balls (L)

Saturday, October 20

Bouncing Lancers (L) vs Buzzy Beetles (W)
Wise Guys (W) vs Bob-omb Buddies (L)
Hyper-Kaboom Goombas (W) vs Ludwig's Evil Geniuses (L)

Sunday, October 21

Bouncing Lancers (W) vs Bob-omb Buddies (L)
Wise Guys (W) vs Koopa Wrecking Balls (L)
Hyper-Kaboom Goombas (L) vs KoopaZ (W)

Monday, October 22

Birdo Bashers (W) vs Bob-omb Buddies (L)
Bouncing Lancers (W) vs Koopa Wrecking Balls (L)
Infernos (W) vs Buzzy Beetles (L)

Tuesday, October 23

Wise Guys (W) vs Hyper-Kaboom Goombas (L)
Giant Land Giants (L) vs Buzzy Beetles (W)
Infernos (W) vs Bob-omb Buddies (L)

Wedneday, October 24

Bouncing Lancers (W) vs Hyper-Kaboom Goombas (L)
Ludwig's Evil Geniuses (L) vs Giant Land Giants (W)
Bob-omb Buddies (L) vs Koopa Wrecking Balls (W)

Thursday, October 25

Birdo Bashers (W) vs Hyper-Kaboom Goombas (L)
Ludwig's Evil Geniuses (L) vs Buzzy Beetles (W)
Giant Land Giants (L) vs Koopa Wrecking Balls (W)

Friday, October 26

Birdo Bashers (W) vs Buzzy Beetles (L)
Hyper-Kaboom Goombas (L) vs Infernos (W)
Ludwig's Evil Geniuses (L) vs Bob-omb Buddies (W)

Saturday, October 27

Birdo Bashers (W) vs Infernos (L)
Wise Guys (L) vs KoopaZ (W)
Hyper-Kaboom Goombas (L) vs Giant Land Giants (W)

Sunday, October 28

Hyper-Kaboom Goombas (L) vs Bob-omb Buddies (W)
KoopaZ (W) vs Buzzy Beetles (L)
Ludwig's Evil Geniuses (W) vs Koopa Wrecking Balls (L)

Monday, October 29

Bouncing Lancers (L) vs Wise Guys (W)
KoopaZ (W) vs Koopa Wrecking Balls (L)

Tuesday, October 30

Birdo Bashers (W) vs Koopa Wrecking Balls (L)
KoopaZ (W) vs Infernos (L)

Wednesday, October 31

KoopaZ (W) vs Ludwig's Evil Geniuses (L)
Giant Land Giants (L) vs Infernos (W)
Buzzy Beetles (L) vs Bob-omb Buddies (W)

Thursday, November 1

Bouncing Lancers (L) vs KoopaZ (W)
Wise Guys (W) vs Ludwig's Evil Geniuses (L)
Giant Land Giants (L) vs Bob-omb Buddies (W)

Friday, November 2

Birdo Bashers (W) vs KoopaZ (L)

Saturday, November 3

Birdo Bashers (W) vs Packers (L)

You can Email me to enter your own team! If you haven't already, you're lucky you're still breathing.

You can go back to the ballfield, because I know you loved it so much!

Or you can go to the boxing arena.

Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.