Hey! I see you're a sports lover like me! I like baseball so much that I've decided to start a season of my own. Really! If you like, you can play too. And I suggest you do, cuz the boxing bag I was using just exploded.

Here's what you got to do to avoid being knocked out by me: In a list, send me the name you are listed as under votes in Lemmy's Super Koopas. Next, send me the name of your team's manager, which can be you if you like. Next, send me the name of your team. Next, send me the color of your team's uniforms. Finally, send me where your team's home is. It should be some place from the Mario Universe, such as Grass Land, Vanilla Dome, or Rose Town. I know that is a lot for some one as dumb as you to remember, but hopefully you'll figure it out.

Each team will be given a schedule, which I will post along with statistics when teams are signed up, and everyone will truly enjoy the schedule because I made it special! I will determine the winner of a game by pulling the team's name from out of my magic pitching glove, or else I may just pick the team I like best, and no one can stop me. However, the odds of winning are not one to one, but are based on the number of votes you have. I will take the number of votes you have, divide by 3, round up, and put that many tickets with your name on them into my glove. Of course, your odds of winning can change as you earn and lose votes, and on what I think of your face. What have you done for me lately?

The season will take however long it takes for every team to play every other in their division, a playoff game if there is a tie, and a championship game between the two divisions, though all of it is really insignificant because I will have chosen the winner before the first game. The owner of the winning team will earn the Roy Cup, which contains 3 votes for their favorite Koopaling, but I might decide to keep it for myself.

The forty-first season has just ended with Packers of Division Two winning. The start of the forty-second season is currently set for December 23. But who knows? I could change it at a moment's notice!

Teams that signed up for a previous season will automatically be signed up for the next season unless you ask to be removed, in which case my henchmen and I will be at your door. If a team wins twice, it will be removed from competition and placed in the Hall of Fame. Teams that sign up will be awarded a Koopaling vote, so you don't even need to have any to play, but you will have to pay me ten bucks a visit. So, what are you waiting for? I'm ready now!

If you would like to play baseball and sign up your team, Email me! Do it or else!

Now you have a choice.

You can go see this season's teams and stats for division one.

You can go see this season's schedule for division one.

You can go see this season's teams and stats for division two.

You can go see this season's schedule for division two.

You can go see last season's teams and stats for division one.

You can go see last season's schedule division one.

You can go see last season's teams and stats for division two.

You can go see last season's schedule division two.

You can go see the Hall of Fame.

Or you can go to the boxing arena.

Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.