This is a list of the schedule of division two for the thirty-eighth season and who defeated whom.

Sunday, October 14

Pipe Land Pandorites (L) vs Packers (W)
Foshi's Burnin' Supreme (W) vs Koopas (L)
Mushroom Kingdom Slashers (W) vs Koopa Troopa's Green Shells (L)

Monday, October 15

Pipe Land Pandorites (W) vs Foshi's Burnin' Supreme (L)
Diamond Saws (L) vs Star Road Stars (W)
Koopas (L) vs Egg Yoshis (W)

Tuesday, October 16

Pipe Land Pandorites (W) vs Mushroom Kingdom Slashers (L)
Packers (W) vs Koopa Troopa's Green Shells (L)
Star Road Stars (W) vs Egg Yoshis (L)

Wednesday, October 17

Packers (W) vs Diamond Saws (L)
Foshi's Burnin' Supreme (W) vs Koopa Troopa's Green Shells (L)
Kool Koopas (W) vs Koopas (L)

Thursday, October 18

Pipe Land Pandorites (L) vs Diamond Saws (W)
Foshi's Burnin' Supreme (W) vs Star Road Stars (L)
Mushroom Kingdom Slashers (W) vs Monstro Masters (L)

Friday, October 19

Pipe Land Pandorites (W) vs Koopa Troopa's Green Shells (L)
Packers (W) vs Star Road Stars (L)
Kool Koopas (W) vs Egg Yoshis (L)

Saturday, October 20

Packers (W) vs Koopas (L)
Foshi's Burnin' Supreme (L) vs Monstro Masters (W)
Kool Koopas (L) vs Diamond Saws (W)

Sunday, October 21

Packers (W) vs Monstro Masters (L)
Foshi's Burnin' Supreme (W) vs Egg Yoshis (L)
Kool Koopas (L) vs Mushroom Kingdom Slashers (W)

Monday, October 22

Pipe Land Pandorites (W) vs Monstro Masters (L)
Packers (W) vs Egg Yoshis (L)
Star Road Stars (W) vs Koopas (L)

Tuesday, October 23

Foshi's Burnin' Supreme (W) vs Kool Koopas (L)
Koopa Troopa's Green Shells (W) vs Koopas (L)
Star Road Stars (L) vs Monstro Masters (W)

Wedneday, October 24

Packers (W) vs Kool Koopas (L)
Diamond Saws (W) vs Koopa Troopa's Green Shells (L)
Monstro Masters (W) vs Egg Yoshis (L)

Thursday, October 25

Pipe Land Pandorites (W) vs Kool Koopas (L)
Diamond Saws (W) vs Koopas (L)
Koopa Troopa's Green Shells (W) vs Egg Yoshis (L)

Friday, October 26

Pipe Land Pandorites (W) vs Koopas (L)
Kool Koopas (L) vs Star Road Stars (W)
Diamond Saws (L) vs Monstro Masters (W)

Saturday, October 27

Pipe Land Pandorites (W) vs Star Road Stars (L)
Foshi's Burnin' Supreme (W) vs Mushroom Kingdom Slashers (L)
Kool Koopas (W) vs Koopa Troopa's Green Shells (L)

Sunday, October 28

Kool Koopas (W) vs Monstro Masters (L)
Mushroom Kingdom Slashers (L) vs Koopas (W)
Diamond Saws (W) vs Egg Yoshis (L)

Monday, October 29

Packers (W) vs Foshi's Burnin' Supreme (L)
Mushroom Kingdom Slashers (W) vs Egg Yoshis (L)

Tuesday, October 30

Pipe Land Pandorites (W) vs Egg Yoshis (L)
Mushroom Kingdom Slashers (L) vs Star Road Stars (W)

Wednesday, October 31

Mushroom Kingdom Slashers (W) vs Diamond Saws (L)
Koopa Troopa's Green Shells (L) vs Star Road Stars (W)
Koopas (L) vs Monstro Masters (W)

Thursday, November 1

Packers (W) vs Mushroom Kingdom Slashers (L)
Foshi's Burnin' Supreme (W) vs Diamond Saws (L)
Koopa Troopa's Green Shells (W) vs Monstro Masters (L)

Friday, November 2

No Games (Division One tiebreaker)

Saturday, November 3

Birdo Bashers (W) vs Packers (L)

Now you have a choice.

You can Email me to enter your own team! If you haven't already, you're lucky you're still breathing.

You can go back to the ballfield, because I know you loved it so much!

Or you can go to the boxing arena.

Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.