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Count Cannoli
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Fawful
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Topmaniac
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Roy: Welcome to another ep–
Bowser: ROY!!! WE’RE HOMELESS NOW!!!
Roy: Speak for yourself, I have an apartment upstairs.
Bowser: Well then, I’m moving in until Kammy rebuilds the castle. You got Cable?
Roy: Uh…
Bowser: Well, do you or not? Because if you don’t you’re buying it.
Iggy: And with that, welcome to another episode of Roy’s Sports Hall!
Roy: How DARE you steal that from me?!
Iggy: What? I say that all the time.
Roy: Are you sure?
Iggy: Well, nobody is. Nobody really cares after a couple of weeks.
Roy: That’s true. I can’t even remember who fought last time.
Bowser: It was ME!
Roy: Oh, that’s right. Ha, that was so long ago.
Bowser: It was A WEEK AGO!
Roy: This is going nowhere. Iggy, can you announce the fighters?
Iggy: Okay. In the Red Corner, guard your stuff from the Silver Zephyr! It’s COUNT CANNOLI!
Count Cannoli: Unseen like the wind! Clever as a fox! None shall fight me and continue to stand!
Iggy: And in the Blue Corner, it’s the spinning champion, TOPMANIAC!
Topmaniac: I’ll take you for a wild ride!
Iggy: Larry, who do you think’s going to win this one?
Larry: I composed a complicated mathematical formula for this, involving the output of a random number generator.
Iggy: So you flipped a coin?
Larry: Five times! And it came up Topmaniac for four.
Iggy: Great! We’ve got that out of the way.
Larry: What do you mean, “out of the–“
Pokey: Fight.
DING DING DING!
Cannoli: At least the [i]castle was vaguely intimidating. I’ll be finishing you off in no time.
Topmaniac: Let’s see what you think when I’m done with you! Get him!
Mini-Tops: ON IT!
Cannoli: What?
Boing! Boing! Boing!
Cannoli: Ow! Owf! Urgh!
Topmaniac: And now that you’re locked down, it’s time to–
WARP!
Topmaniac: What?
Iggy: Cannoli nimbly escaped the Mini-Tops by turning into an artist and summoning a portal to the other side of the ring!
Topmaniac: Get him!
Mini-Tops: CHAAAAAAR–
CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
Topmaniac: What?!
Iggy: Cannoli summoned some blocks from above that crushed the Mini-Tops!
Cannoli: Really, now. I would expect at least a little challenge from you, but I don’t even need to change my costume.
Topmaniac: Don’t underestimate me just because that stupid plumber beat me in record time! MACH SPEED!
ZOOOOOOOOOOM!
Cannoli: Got you!
WHUNK! WHUNK!
Topmaniac: Idiot.
WHEEN! WHEEN! VRRRRRRRRRRN!
Cannoli: GUAAAAAAAH!
Iggy: What turn control! Good thing this isn’t a racing game!
Topmaniac: Why don’t you warp away, huh, Cannolidiot?! Why don’t you warp away?!
VRRRRRRRRRN!
Cannoli: Can’t… move… ARMS! AUUUUUGH!
WHAM!
Cannoli: Finally got free… You’re more skilled than you look, I must admit. But how will you deal with this?
POOF!
Iggy: Cannoli changed his costume into a spacesuit!
Topmaniac: Easily!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Cannoli: Pathetic!
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! Zap zap zap zap zap zap zap zap!
Iggy: He shot lasers that are bouncing off the arena walls! Topmaniac’s in a jam!
Topmaniac: Woah! Whoops! Woah!
Cannoli: And now that you’re preoccupied… it’s time to reclaim my honor!
FWISH! FOOOOOOM!
Topmaniac: Hey, no fair!
Cannoli: Nothing in the life of a thief is fair! Now prepare yourself!
Fling! Fling! Fling!
Iggy: Cannoli’s throwing bombs everywhere! How will Topmaniac be able to dodge them [i]and the lasers!
KABOOM!
Iggy: I guess the answer was “he won’t”.
Topmaniac: Now that I’m in the air, it’s time to deal the final blow!
Cannoli: Think again!
VreeeEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Topmaniac: A drill, huh? My area of expertise!
WHEEEEEEEN! CLAAAAAAASH!
Iggy: It’s a spinning duel! Who will come out on top?
Cannoli: Weapons systems lowering. You’re good at this.
Topmaniac: That’s right! Nobody can beat me at spinning!
Cannoli: And you’re unparalleled in getting distracted by drills while I electroshock you.
Topmaniac: What?
Poof! ZAAAAAAAAP!
Topmaniac: BLAGIDIAGIDIAGIDIAGIDIAGIDIAGIDIAGIDIAGIDIAAAAAGGGG!
Clunk!
Cannoli: And for good measure…Deactivate!
CRUNCH!
Pokey: Winner, Count Cannoli.
Cannoli: An excellent victory. Goodstyle, you shall receive your lion’s share of the gems today.
Larry: How could I be wrong? I flipped five coins!
Roy: Actually, Larry, I’d like to test those coins.
Larry: Really? For accuracy?
Roy: No, if they conduct electricity better than you. Strap on in.
Larry: *sigh…* End transmission…
The Winner
The Loser
Voting Results (highlight to see):
1. Topmaniac: 56% 2. Count Cannoli: 44% - Lucky 2x! |
Nominee Results
(highlight to see):
1. Bandit: 44% 2. Manta Storm: 31% 3. Terrormisu, Koopaleon: 13% |
Failed Nominations:
These eligible fighters were nominated, but not often enough to make the
ballot.
- Baron Brrr, Bomb Boo, Boo, Chain Chomp, DK, Dr. Shroob, Gooper Blooper, Jr. Troopa, Kamella, Koopa Kid, Mokura, Morton, Nibbles, Petey Piranha, Pigarithm, Rollodillo, Vivian, Waluigi, Wario |
Disallowed Nominations:
You're not allowed to nominate these now - so don't waste your vote!
- Bowser X (no such character) - White Shy Guy (either counts as a Shy Guy, which already fought this season; or is not an enemy) - Popple (retired season winner) - Ludwig (already fought this season) - Bowser Castle (already fought this season) - Weegee (not an official character) - Bowser Jr. and Fawful (only one selection may be made at a time) - Lemmy (already fought this season) - Fawful (already fought this season) |
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