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Roy: Welcome to another ep–
Bowser: ROY!!! WE’RE HOMELESS NOW!!!
Roy: Speak for yourself, I have an apartment upstairs.
Bowser: Well then, I’m moving in until Kammy rebuilds the castle. You got Cable?
Bowser: Well, do you or not? Because if you don’t you’re buying it.
Iggy: And with that, welcome to another episode of Roy’s Sports Hall!
Roy: How DARE you steal that from me?!
Iggy: What? I say that all the time.
Roy: Are you sure?
Iggy: Well, nobody is. Nobody really cares after a couple of weeks.
Roy: That’s true. I can’t even remember who fought last time.
Bowser: It was ME!
Roy: Oh, that’s right. Ha, that was so long ago.
Bowser: It was A WEEK AGO!
Roy: This is going nowhere. Iggy, can you announce the fighters?
Iggy: Okay. In the Red Corner, guard your stuff from the Silver Zephyr! It’s COUNT CANNOLI!
Count Cannoli: Unseen like the wind! Clever as a fox! None shall fight me and continue to stand!
Iggy: And in the Blue Corner, it’s the spinning champion, TOPMANIAC!
Topmaniac: I’ll take you for a wild ride!
Iggy: Larry, who do you think’s going to win this one?
Larry: I composed a complicated mathematical formula for this, involving the output of a random number generator.
Iggy: So you flipped a coin?
Larry: Five times! And it came up Topmaniac for four.
Iggy: Great! We’ve got that out of the way.
Larry: What do you mean, “out of the–“
DING DING DING!
Cannoli: At least the [i]castle was vaguely intimidating. I’ll be finishing you off in no time.
Topmaniac: Let’s see what you think when I’m done with you! Get him!
Mini-Tops: ON IT!
Boing! Boing! Boing!
Cannoli: Ow! Owf! Urgh!
Topmaniac: And now that you’re locked down, it’s time to–
Iggy: Cannoli nimbly escaped the Mini-Tops by turning into an artist and summoning a portal to the other side of the ring!
Topmaniac: Get him!
Iggy: Cannoli summoned some blocks from above that crushed the Mini-Tops!
Cannoli: Really, now. I would expect at least a little challenge from you, but I don’t even need to change my costume.
Topmaniac: Don’t underestimate me just because that stupid plumber beat me in record time! MACH SPEED!
Cannoli: Got you!
WHEEN! WHEEN! VRRRRRRRRRRN!
Iggy: What turn control! Good thing this isn’t a racing game!
Topmaniac: Why don’t you warp away, huh, Cannolidiot?! Why don’t you warp away?!
Cannoli: Can’t… move… ARMS! AUUUUUGH!
Cannoli: Finally got free… You’re more skilled than you look, I must admit. But how will you deal with this?
Iggy: Cannoli changed his costume into a spacesuit!
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! Zap zap zap zap zap zap zap zap!
Iggy: He shot lasers that are bouncing off the arena walls! Topmaniac’s in a jam!
Topmaniac: Woah! Whoops! Woah!
Cannoli: And now that you’re preoccupied… it’s time to reclaim my honor!
Topmaniac: Hey, no fair!
Cannoli: Nothing in the life of a thief is fair! Now prepare yourself!
Fling! Fling! Fling!
Iggy: Cannoli’s throwing bombs everywhere! How will Topmaniac be able to dodge them [i]and the lasers!
Iggy: I guess the answer was “he won’t”.
Topmaniac: Now that I’m in the air, it’s time to deal the final blow!
Cannoli: Think again!
Topmaniac: A drill, huh? My area of expertise!
Iggy: It’s a spinning duel! Who will come out on top?
Cannoli: Weapons systems lowering. You’re good at this.
Topmaniac: That’s right! Nobody can beat me at spinning!
Cannoli: And you’re unparalleled in getting distracted by drills while I electroshock you.
Cannoli: And for good measure…Deactivate!
Pokey: Winner, Count Cannoli.
Cannoli: An excellent victory. Goodstyle, you shall receive your lion’s share of the gems today.
Larry: How could I be wrong? I flipped five coins!
Roy: Actually, Larry, I’d like to test those coins.
Larry: Really? For accuracy?
Roy: No, if they conduct electricity better than you. Strap on in.
Larry: *sigh…* End transmission…
|Voting Results (highlight to see):
1. Topmaniac: 56%
2. Count Cannoli: 44% - Lucky 2x!
(highlight to see):
1. Bandit: 44%
2. Manta Storm: 31%
3. Terrormisu, Koopaleon: 13%
These eligible fighters were nominated, but not often enough to make the
- Baron Brrr, Bomb Boo, Boo, Chain Chomp, DK, Dr. Shroob, Gooper Blooper, Jr. Troopa, Kamella, Koopa Kid, Mokura, Morton, Nibbles, Petey Piranha, Pigarithm, Rollodillo, Vivian, Waluigi, Wario
You're not allowed to nominate these now - so don't waste your vote!
- Bowser X (no such character)
- White Shy Guy (either counts as a Shy Guy, which already fought this season; or is not an enemy)
- Popple (retired season winner)
- Ludwig (already fought this season)
- Bowser Castle (already fought this season)
- Weegee (not an official character)
- Bowser Jr. and Fawful (only one selection may be made at a time)
- Lemmy (already fought this season)
- Fawful (already fought this season)
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