(The curtain rises on Grass Land and the title is shown.)

(It is an ordinary day in a suburban neighborhood somewhere in the Real World. Two big, tough looking kids, Chris and Jason, and a younger, weaker kid, Dwight, are in a backyard.)

Dwight: Alright, Chris. I brought a tennis ball! Now what?

Chris: Well Dwight, ya did the first part of the dare, now ya gotta do the second part, right Jason?

Jason: Yeah, throw the ball into that hole over there and get it out!

Dwight: Sounds simple enough.

(Chris and Jason laugh.)

Dwight: What's so funny?

Jason: Oh nothin'. Now throw the ball into the hole already!

(Dwight throws the ball into the hole, which is hidden under a bush at the back of the yard. As the ball falls in, the warp pipe sound is heard. Dwight runs up to the hole, with the bullies right behind. Dwight looks in the hole and gasps.)

Dwight: You guys, that hole looks real deep!

Chris: Stop being a dweeb, Dwight, and get the ball!

Jason: Dwight the Dweeb! That NEVER gets old!

(The bullies laugh.)

(Dwight climbs into the hole, holding onto the ledge.)

Dwight: Uh, guys, maybe you can reconsider-

(Chris steps on his fingers, causing Dwight to loose his grip and fall down. He comes out of a warp pipe in the basement of Castle Koopa.)

Dwight: W-w-where am I?

(Dwight looks around for the tennis ball, but he can't find it, seeing as how the basement is messy, so he goes upstairs and walks down a hallway. He hears voices coming from the next room and he starts shivering.)

Dwight: *gasp* Who are these people?

Bully: Big Mouth, give me your wand, I want it!

Big Mouth: No way, Bully! Why should I give you my wonderful wand, when your wand is just as good, and is in no way inferior to my wand?

Bully: I just want it, okay?

(Bully charges at Big Mouth.)

Big Mouth: Hip, catch!

(Big Mouth throws the wand at Hip, who catches it.)

Bully: Give it to me!

Hip: Hop, are you ready to-

Hop: Catch the wand? I sure am!

(Hip throws the wand to Hop, who hands it back to Big Mouth. Dwight pokes his head through the doorway, just enough so that the Koopas don't notice him.)

Big Mouth: Take this, Bully!

(Big Mouth tries to zap Bully, but he misses. The magic from the wand hits a chair, which comes to life and runs after Bully.)

Dwight: (to himself) That's amazing!

(Bully pulls out his wand and uses it to turn the chair into a totem pole. He runs to Big Mouth.)

Bully: You're gonna pay for this!

Big Mouth: Hip, Hop, catch!

(Big Mouth throws his wand over Bully's head and past Hip and Hop into the hallway.)

Hip: Oh no-

Hop: We missed!

(Bully starts to beat up Big Mouth, Hip, and Hop. Dwight uses this opportunity to grab the wand and run back to the basement. The Koopas stop fighting and go to the hallway to look for the wand.)

Bully: Big Mouth, where'd you throw the wand?

Big Mouth: It was somewhere around here!

(Hip points to Dwight, running down the hallway.)

Hip: Hey, look over there!

Hop: He's got the wand!

Big Mouth: AFTER HIM!

Dwight: Oh no!

(The Koopas chase Dwight into the basement. Dwight runs to the warp pipe, but right as he approaches it, Chris and Jason come out. The three humans scream when they see each other.)

Dwight: Oh no!

(Dwight runs off in another direction and sees another warp pipe. He starts to crawl in.)

Bully: No, kid, don't go in there!

(Dwight crawls in anyway.)

Jason: What's going on here? Where are we? Who are you? And where'd that loser just go?

Big Mouth: I'll answer that! That kid just ran off with my super duper wand of magic! It's a magic wand! This is Castle Koopa, home of the Koopa family in the Koopa Kingdom of Dark Land! I am Big Mouth Koopa, the guy with shades is my brother, Bully the bully, the short guy's Hip and the guy with glasses is Hop! That conniving creep just went into a warp pipe to Mushroom Land, home of Princess Toadstool, the princess of Mushroom Land, who-

Bully, Chris, and Jason: SHUT UP!

Bully: Sorry about that, but you's two shouldn't be here!

Chris: Look, it's a long story, but we wanna beat up that kid! He's such a wuss!

Big Mouth: And he stole my wand!

Hip: Well, what are we-

Hop: Waiting for?

(The Koopas, Chris, and Jason crawl into the warp pipe and come out in Grass Land.)

Jason: Where are we? Where'd Dwight go?

Bully: I don't know, it's a big place, but I know it better than the back of my claw!

(Dwight runs up to Toad's House. He knocks on the door. Mario and co. answer it.)

Princess: Who are you?

Luigi: Uh, I have the feeling he shouldn't be here!

Dwight: Can you help me? I'm totally lost and I'm being chased by bullies and turtles! I know this sounds absurd, but with the way this place looks, you might know what I'm talking about!

Mario: Bullies? Turtles! You must mean Bully Koopa, and his brothers!

Dwight: But two of them are humans named Chris and Jason! They're really mean and it's their fault I'm here in the first place!

Toad: Hey! Where'd you get that wand?

Dwight: Well, it all started when I fell down this hole in my neighbor's backyard, I ended up in this castle-

Luigi: Oh no! It's the Koopas!

Dwight: And Chris and Jason!

(They see Mario and co. and run towards them.)

Big Mouth: He's over there! Let's get the wand!

Bully: Correction, let's just get him!

Chris: Yeah, there's no teachers here to stop us!

Bully: Teachers? Like in school?

Jason: Yeah, but we hate school! We only go cuz we have to!

Bully: Bummer!

Chris: But that Dwight kid, he loves school! He actually does his homework!

Mario: We gotta stop them!

(Mario and Luigi start to bash blocks. They find Super Leaves and use them to gain Raccoon Power just as the kids and Koopas reach them.)

Bully: Out of the way, plumbers!

(Mario whacks Bully with his tail. He flies back into Chris and Jason.)

Chris: So, that raccoon freak wants to fight?

Bully: Be careful, it's dangerous!

Luigi: Mario, go easy on him, he's only human!

Hip: I have an idea!

Hop: What's that?

Hip: Let's turns those raccoons back into their pathetic plumber selves!

(The twins giggle, pull out their wands, and zap the Bros., causing them to loose their raccoon power.)

Jason: Wow! Do it again!

Dwight: Alright, time for payback!

(Dwight zaps Chris and Jason with Big Mouth's wand, turning them into pigs. The song "I'm a Hurricane" starts up. Bully zaps Dwight with his wand and turns him into a seal. He then turns Chris into a tiger and Jason into a rhinoceros. Chris and Jason run after Dwight, but Luigi grabs the wand Dwight dropped and uses it to teleport Dwight onto a platform in the air, and restores Dwight to his human body. Chris and Jason hit a wall of blocks which tumbles on top of them. Hip uses his wand to make Hop invisible. Hop giggles, runs up to Luigi, and grabs Big Mouth's wand back. Hop tosses it to Big Mouth, who turns Chris and Jason into squirrels. Hip makes Hop reappear and the song ends.)

Bully: Hey, we got what we came for! And we showed those two kids what real bullies are made out of!

Hop: Yeah, who wants to go to school?

Hip: It's so stupid and boring!

Hop: Especially in the Real World!

Mario: Turn these squirrels back into kids!

Princess: Yeah, they don't deserve it!

Bully: Maybe not, but you deserve this!

(Bully shoots his wand at the sky and a thunderstorm starts.)

Bully: Come on, let's go home!

(The Koopas run off.)

Dwight: Help! I can't get down from here!

Toad: It's too windy to fly up there! And too high for him to jump!

Princess: I'll deal with these two!

(Princess picks up Chris and Jason and brings them inside with Toad.)

Mario: I have an idea!

(Mario runs over to a block and hits it. A beanstalk spouts out into the sky. Mario climbs it and hits a Note Block containing a Super Leaf. He uses it to flutter over to the platform, grab Dwight, and descend to the
ground.)

Dwight: Thanks a lot, Mario! You saved me! Now, if you could just help me get home, everything will be fine!

(Princess runs outside holding Chris and Jason.)

Princess: We've still got to change these two back to humans and return them to the Real World!

Dwight: Do we have to? They're so mean!

Toad: Listen kiddo, it's the right thing to do.

Luigi: Well, what are we waiting for?

(They come out of the warp pipe in the basement of Castle Koopa.)

Mario: Now, all we have to do, is borrow a wand, and get you home!

(They walk upstairs and return to the hallway, next to the same room the Koopas were in earlier. They're there again.)

Bully: Ok, so we got the wand back, now give it to me!

Big Mouth: For the 67th time, no!

(Bully and Big Mouth get into and fight and Big Mouth drops his wand, which rolls into the hallway. Princess picks it up.)

Dwight: You'll have to be quick, before they notice me again!

(Princess turns Chris and Jason back into humans and drops the wand.)

Chris: Thank-

Luigi: We have to get out of here!

(They run down the hallway to the basement, just before the Koopas notice them.)

Hip: Funny, I thought-

Hop: I heard voices!

(Mario and co. and the kids are in the basement next to the warp pipe leading to the Real World.)

Jason: Dwight, we're sorry for the way we've treated you.

Chris: Yeah, when we were turned into squirrels, we understood how you feel when we're mean to you.

Jason: Yeah, small and helpless. We thought it was funny to tease someone who couldn't stand up to us!

Dwight: But when we go back home, how do I know you won't go back to being mean? You're only saying this cuz these four are here!

Princess: Actually, we never told them to say that!

Chris: We aren't enemies with you anymore, Dwight! It's those Koopas we despise!

Luigi: We can deal with the Koopas. You kids should go home, it's getting late!

(The kids jump into the warp pipe.)

Mario: Well, it's good to see they went from enemies to friends!

Bully (from upstairs): GIVE ME THE WAND, BIG MOUTH!

Toad: Uh, you think that the Koopa Kids will ever stop fighting?

Luigi: Knowing them, probably never.

(They laugh as the curtain falls.)

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