Lemmy’s Mario Cartoons

This is a list of the Mario cartoons and, if I have one, a description of them. If you have any episode names or descriptions, Email me!

If the name of an episode is linked, you can click on it to see that episode's script.

Read the lyrics to the episodes intro and outro.

Super Mario Brothers Super Show

20,000 Koopas Under the Sea: Mario and Co arrive in Happy Harbor, which is under attack by a mechanical sea monster. Koopa offers to get rid of the monster if they make him their king, but Mario and Co team up with a woman named Captain Abidab and try to get rid of the monster on their own. The monster captures them and is revealed to be Koopa's submarine, the Koopilus. Sent in by Hip.
Live-Action: Vampire Until Ready: The Marios are having trouble getting rid of a bat. A vampire exterminator shows up, and the Marios can't understand why he's never around when the bat is, and vice versa. The vampire eventually leaves, and Luigi manages to catch the bat, who turns out to be the vampire. The vampire explains that he was lonely, so the Marios tell him that they can be friends, and they leave to go to the blood bank. Guest star: Jim Ward as the vampire. Sent in by Hip.

The Adventures of Sherlock Mario: Mario becomes a detective and tries to prevent Koopa from turning Victoria into Venice.
Live-Action: Plumber's of the Year: The Imperial Poobah from The Grand Order of Plumbers shows up and wants to see if the Marios qualify for being awarded Plumbers of the Year. When he does an inspection of their place, he discovers a leak in their plumbing, which the Marios fix with cheese from a pizza. Just when the Poobah declares the Marios Plumbers of the Year, several more leaks are discovered.
Guest star: Marty Allen as The Imperial Poobah. Sent in by Hip.

Bad Rap: King James of Rap Land is in danger of losing his money unless the Marios help him in this all-rapping episode. His money is wanted by a rival king - King Koopa. Sent in by John.
Live-Action: Caught in a Draft: Sergeant Slaughter returns and tells the Marios that he's a on a top secret government mission. As a result, the Marios end up doing some ridiculous training for him. The President then calls and tells Slaughter that he meant to recruit Radigator instead. Guest star: Robert Remus as Sergeant Slaughter. Sent in by Hip.

The Bird! The Bird!: While traversing through the Snow World, Toad is abducted by an old, near-sighted Birdo who believe he's her son and won't take "no" for an answer. Mario, Luigi, and Princess have to elude Koopa's minions before Birdo gives Toad flying lessons.
Live-Action: Neatness Counts: Nicole Eggert shows up in the medicine cabinet because she needs them to fix her sink. Nicole's in a hurry to leave and attend a party, but in the process, she gets soaked, has smoke blown in her face, steps on a cake, sits on a pizza, and has garbage dropped down on her. Turns out the party Nicole was going to was a sloppy party, so getting messy actually helped her. Guest star: Nicole Eggert as herself. Sent in by Hip.
**Script features photo album**

Brooklyn Bound: Mario and Co. are exploring the Snow World to find a warp zone back to Brooklyn. Koopa Khan and his minions chase them into a cave where they meet up with Salvador Drainado, another Brooklyn plumber who's been stuck in the Mushroom Kingdom for thirteen years. He tells the Marios that he's found a way back home, but the Marios are unsure if they're needed more in Brooklyn or the Mushroom Kingdom.
Live-Action: Cher's Poochie: Mario has built a so-called "Pizza Transformer". Cher comes over to drop off her dog, but when the Pizza Transformer is turned on, Mario and the dog swich bodies. When Cher returns, Mario, who is now in the dog's body, causes her to pass out. Luigi turns Mario back to normal, but now Cher and her dog have switched bodies. Guest star: Pam Matteson as Cher. Sent in by Hip.

Butch Mario and Luigi Kid: Bowser kidnaps the princess and puts her in a mine. The Marios and Toad find her and end up in the same situation. They find some bombs and blow a hole in the wall to escape. Description sent in by Geno246, title sent in by Winx.
Live-Action: All Steamed Up: The Marios finish building their steam bath when military nut Sergeant Slaughter pops in for a visit. However, right before he arrives, Mario goes into the steam bath to see how it works. Luigi keeps Slaughter busy by showing him a pizza he cooked and doing exercises. When Slaughter leaves, Mario emerges from the steam bath the size of a child. Guest stars: Robert Remus as Sergeant Slaughter, Joseph Griffo as Small Mario. Sent in by Hip.
**Script features photo album**

Count Koopula: The Marios find themselves at the castle of Count Koopula, the tomato sauce-sucking vampire. When they stumble onto his plot, it takes some quick work to put him out of business before he turns Princess Toadstool into a "wereturtle". Sent in by John.
Live-Action: Magician: Harry Blackstone Jr. appears in the basement and teaches Luigi, a big fan of his, some magic words that can make things disappear. When he leaves, Luigi makes a bowl of oranges vanish and Mario tells him to stop. Mario challenges Luigi to make him vanish, so he does. Harry ends up coming back and teaches Luigi the words to make things reappear, which brings back Mario. Guest star: Harry Blackstone Jr. as himself. Sent in by Hip.

Crocodile Mario: Mario and Co visit the upside-down locale of Down Under Land, where Kangaroo Koopa has stolen a magical statue that repels crocodiles. Crocodiles attack the town, so Mario and Luigi have to get the statue back from Koopa. Sent in by Hip.
Live-Action: Rowdy Roddy's Rotten Pipes: Luigi was supposed to fix Rowdy Roddy Piper's bagpipes, only to learn that Mario used the bagpipes to build a vacuum cleaner. When Roddy comes over to pick up his bagpipes, the vacuum cleaner blows dirt in his face, and the Marios rush to fix his bagpipes at the last minute. They end up with electric bagpipes that play automatically when they're plugged in, and Roddy couldn't be happier. Guest star: Rowdy Roddy Piper as himself. Sent in by Hip.

Do you, Princess Toadstool, take this Koopa...: Koopa captures Mario, Luigi, all the Mushroom People, and Princess Toadstool. Right before he squishes the Marios between some rocks, Toadstool says she'll do anything to save them and the Mushroom People. Koopa says she has to marry him. He promises (NOT!) to free the Marios and the Mushroom People. He breaks his promise and gets defeated with cake in his face.
Live-Action: Mario Hillbillies: The Marios are planning on going to a hoedown with Mario Joe and Luigi Bob, their look-alike hick cousins. However, they decide to go fishing first, which results in Mario Joe and Luigi Bob arriving while they're gone. A customer by the name of Ellie Mae arrives and ends up taking Mario Joe and Luigi Bob to the hoedown. The regular Marios return from their fishing trip and comment on how their cousins would be no fun at the hoedown and that they wouldn't be able to meet any pretty girls with them.
Guest star: Donna Douglas as Ellie Mae. Sent in by Hip.

Elvin Lives: The Mario gang arrives Sock Hop Land, where they find out that superstar Elvin Parsley is missing. They find Elvin's talking blue suede shoes, which lead them to a malt shop, and Kool Koopa, who's frozen Elvin and kidnaps Princess. Sent in by ShotNtheDark.
Live-Action: Home Radio: The Marios win a radio contest, in which they will do a radio broadcast from their home with radio DJ The Wonderfully Wacky Willy White. Before he comes over, the Marios practice being DJs and lose their voices. When they actually do the broadcast with Willy, all they can do is whisper. Willy explains that they should've been themselves and that they didn't need to practice, but he then receives a call from the radio station, claiming that the Marios, who are being referred to as The Whispering Plumbers, are a hit. Guest star: Gary Owens as The Wonderfully Wacky Willy White. Sent in by Hip.

Escape From Koopatraz: Judge Koopa sentences Mario and Co to the island prison of Koopatraz. As soon as they arrive, Koopa changes his alter ego to Warden Koopa so that he can make their stay even worse. As luck would have it, they meet up with Toad's grandpa, who's also prisoner, and plan to make their escape. Sent in by ShotNtheDark.
Live-Action: French: Luigi is learning how to speak French, because he figures women will fall for a guy who speaks French. Mario doubts Luigi, who eventually leaves and returns with a girlfriend who loves him mainly because he speaks French. Mario then decides that he might as well learn French himself. Guest star: Courtney Gibbs as Luigi's girlfriend. Sent in by Hip.

The Fire of Hercufleas: Toad's hero, Hercufleas, has been eating donuts lately and is out of shape. So it's up to Toad and the Marios to train him so he can get back the Great Balls of Fire from Koopa and his Beezos.  Sent in by John.
Live-Action: The Marios Fight Back: The Marios are demonstrating their plumbing skills for David Horowitz's news report. In their attempt to rid a sink of a clog, they use their clog clearer, but run out and accidentally knock David out. They use their all-purpose plant food to finish the job and leave for pizza. David wakes up and finds a monster in the sink, so he leaves to find the Marios. The Marios return to finish the report, see the monster, and run. Guest star: David Horowitz as himself. Sent in by Hip.

Flatbush Koopa: Koopa and his Troopas have been defeated and left the Mushroom Kingdom. A drainpipe leading to Brooklyn has also been discovered, so the Marios go home, only to find Troopas running around the streets. They lead the Marios to Koopa himself, who's attempting to turn all the humans into bricks and take over Brooklyn, which he intends to rename Kooplyn. Sent in by Hip.
Live-Action: Opera: The Marios are woken up by Mrs. Gamliss, an opera singer who lives in their building. The problem is that her singing is incredibly loud. Mario asks her to sing quietly, but she doesn't change her tune. The Marios eventually get Mrs. Gamliss to shut up with some opera singing of their own. Guest star: Karen Hartman as Mrs. Gamliss voiceover. Sent in by Hip.

The Great BMX Race: Mario and Luigi have to race some of Koopas' allies because Toad needs to win the prize money to pay off Fry Guy.
Live-Action: Mama Mia Mario: The Brothers' mom calls and says she's coming over. The Marios rush to clean up the place before she arrives. Mama arrives as Mario takes out the trash and she annoys Luigi. When Mama steps in the other room, Mario returns. Later, from behind the front door, Mama rudely says goodbye and is off. The Marios then purposely make the basement messy again. When Luigi steps into the other room, their Aunt Luigeena (who I assume their cousin was named after) arrives. Guest stars: Lou Albano as Mama, Danny Wells as Luigeena. Sent in by Hip.

The Great Gladiator Gig: Mario and Luigi have to fight Koopa's henchmen in order to save the princess. It's like a Roman thing.
Live-Action: Bonkers from Yonkers: A pipe falls on Mario's head and he thinks he's a bird. A nutty German doctor by the name of Sigmund Fruitcake shows up right after Luigi calls for help. Dr. Fruitcake says Mario will be all right. That night Luigi calls saying Mario's acting like a monkey. Dr. Fruitcake returns in the morning and talks Mario back to normal. As a result, he makes Luigi act like a chicken, so Fruitcake tells them to take ten dollars off of his bill. Guest star: Larry Gelman as Dr. Sigmund Fruitcake. Sent in by Hip.

The Great Gold Coin Rush: The Mario gang find themselves in a near-abandoned Wild West town. They discover a gold coin mine, but when word of it gets out, Claim Jump Koopa intends on imprisoning the Mushroom people and forcing them to mine the coins for him. Sent in by ShotNtheDark.
Live-Action: Game Show Host: When Luigi goes to add some coal to the furnace, he gets hit on the head and thinks he's a gameshow host. Jim Lange comes over and tries to set things straight. Eventually, Jim asks Luigi to relight the furnace, causing Luigi to get hit on the head again, which restores his mind back to normal. After all that, Jim accidentally hits Luigi, making him think that he's a gameshow host all over again. Guest star: Jim Lange as himself. Sent in by Hip.

Hooded Robin and His Mario Men: Mario and his friends are on their way to a town when they are captured by a pack of Troopas. Hooded Robin saves them and they got to Koopa's fort and take all the gold by way of pipe because Fry Guy melted the coins. Title sent in by John.
Live-Action: Flower Power: Luigi tries some of Mario's award-winning pasta sauce, which is made from
vegetable seeds. For some reason, Luigi starts to grow vegetables from his body. Mario calls for help and a young farmer by the name of Young MacDonald arrives. He plucks the vegetables from Luigi, but they grow back. He then does a bit of research and discovers that the cure for Luigi is to eat a rose. Luigi does eat a rose, and it cures him, but now he has roses growing out of his ears. Guest star: Scott Nemes as Young MacDonald.

Jungle Fever: Koopa kidnaps a witch doctor so he can make a potion to turn the Mario Brothers into rocks, and to hold them off, he puts an itching potion on Mario, Luigi, and Toad. Princess Toadstool has to try to keep Koopa from turning her into stone, while Sheldon, the witch doctor, works on Koopa's potion, which will have a surprise for him... Sent in by John.
Live-Action: Dance: Mario gets himself and Luigi dance lessons for Luigi's birthday. They're pretty lousy dancers until their instructor, Shaba-Doo, teaches them how to dance. Later, they dress in up in funky clothes and dance for Shaba-Doo, who does some dancing of his own. Guest star: Shaba-Doo as himself. Sent in by Hip.

Karate Koopa: Mario and Co are in the Oriental city of Sayonara, looking for Misaki, a martial arts master. Princess and Toad are kidnapped by Karate Koopa, so Misaki trains the Marios in the art of Plumb Fu to take on Koopa. When they go to rescue Princess and Toad, Koopa attempts to drown them, so they have to survive and try to rescue Princess and Toad again.
Live Action: Adee Don't: The Mario Bros. are recording a live commercial, and have asked TV star Tawny Tyler to come over for some advice. Mario gets camera fright and is unable to move, so Luigi and Tawny try to cure him, but end up in failure. When the commercial is filmed, Tawny stands behind Mario and moves him around like a puppet, but Mario falls over, which only embarrasses her. Guest star: Melanie Chartoff as Tawny Tyler. Sent in by Hip.

King Mario of Cramalot: Our heroes travel to the medieval land of Cramalot to help a magician named
Mervin dethrone Koopa. This episode is a parody of The Sword in the Stone.
Live-Action: Day of the Orphan: A girl shows up at the door claiming she's an orphan by the name of Patty
the Sad-Eyed Orphan. The Marios feel sorry for her when she tells them that no one loves her and that it's her birthday. It turns out Patty is actually trying to take advantage of the Brothers, until her parents show up. They tell the Brothers that she's just a troublemaker, but decide to have a party anyway, since everything's been set up. Guest stars: Danica McKellar as Patty, Jim Ward as Patty's dad, Karen Hartman as Patty's mom. Sent in by Hip.
**Script features photo album**

Koopa Klaus: Just in time for Christmas, Bowser snatches Santa Claus out of his workshop and freezes the place. Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad then head out to rescue Santa and save Christmas! After they save Santa, they get to ride in Santa's sleigh. When Santa gives Toad a hug, the spirit of Christmas melts Koopa's ice, allowing production at the workshop to continue. Toad gets to ride up front! Sent in by Nicholas.
Live-Action: Little Marios: Brian Bonsall comes by and tells the Marios that he ran away from home because he feels that his parents don't love him anymore. Mario then tells Brian that he ran away from home when he was a kid himself, but he ended up coming home when he realized that he missed Luigi and Mama. Brian then realizes that his parents will enjoy themselves too much without having him around, so he decides to go home. Guest star: Brian Bonsall as himself, Mama (uncredited). Sent in by Hip.

The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!: In this reenactment of the American Revolution, Mario and his friends help General Washingtoad lead his army against Redcoat Koopa and his Koopish army. Sent in by ShotNtheDark.
Live-Action: Zenned Out Mario: Mario is afraid that Tulio, the human wrench, is out to get him, because he
asked Tulio's sister out, only to learn that Tulio beats up his sister's boyfriends. A spirit by the name of Obi-Wan Cannoli shows up in the mirror and tells Mario to pass through the wall. Mario hurts himself, and is talked into doing more ridiculous training. Tulio shows up at the door, but Obi-Wan simply talks him into leaving before he even enters. Guest star: Arsenio "Sonny" Trinidad as Obi-Wan Cannoli. Sent in by Hip.

Koopenstein: Dr. Koopenstein builds a robot monster, but the Marios set out to stop it. Through an accident in his lab, Koopa ends up becoming the Koopenstein monster. He and the robot (and Mouser) try to take over, but the Marios stop them all and end up dumping them all in the moat. Koopa's robot is destroyed, and he's turned back to normal. D'oh! Sent in by John.
Live-Action: Baby Mario Love: Just when the Marios are talking about their lives lacking glamour, singer
Susanna Ross shows up and asks the Marios to fill in for the rest of her band. After dressing up in women's clothing, Susanna and the Marios do a little performance. In the end, the Marios decide they don't want to perform anymore, as they don't like the colors of their dresses. Guest star: Regina Williams as Susanna Ross. Sent in by Hip.

Little Red Riding Princess: Princess travels through the snowy Mushroom Woods to visit her grandmother. Koopa beats her there and tricks her grandmother into heading into town and takes her place. This episode is a parody of Little Red Riding Hood, and Princess even wears a red shawl. Sent in by Hip.
Live-Action: No Way to Treat a Queenie: Her Majesty the Queen is visiting New York, and Luigi couldn't be more excited. When Mario doubts that she'd ever come to Brooklyn, she shows up at the basement, asking if she can stay with the Marios for a while and live like a commoner. The Marios agree to let the queen stay, while she does chores and bakes fish 'n chips pizza. Eventually, a doctor with a net comes by and tells the queen that it's time for her to go home, and with that, she leaves. Guest star: Vicki Bakken as Queenie, doctor (uncredited). Sent in by Hip.

Love 'Em and Leave 'Em: Mario offends Queen Rotunda. Problem is, she's got the hottest temper in the land. She tries his pistachio ice cream, but it has hot peppers that burn her mouth. She cools it with a drink, but the drink is a love potion intended for Prince Pompador to make him fall for Queen Rotunda. Now she's in love with Mario! Can the others switch things around? Sent in by John.
Live-Action: Will the Real Elvis Please Shut Up?: The Marios are practicing their Elvis impressions and have an argument over who's the real "King". Elvis himself shows up and gives the Marios tips on how to do their impressions. The Marios decide to put their talents together instead of arguing. Elvis then goes AWOL, and a voice says "Elvis has left the basement". Guest star: Fred Travalena as Elvis. Sent in by Hip.

Mario and Joliet: Romero and Juliet are trying to get married but their families are fighting against each other with a huge army of Snifits. Then Juliet gets captured by Koopa and the others try to rescue her but also get caught. They hatch a clever plan and fool the guard. They escape, and Romero and Juliet
get married. Happy ending. Title sent in by John.
Live Action: Fake Bro: A man by the name of Pietro shows up at the basement, claiming to be Mario and Luigi's long lost brother. After telling the Bros. some family secrets, they believe that he really is their brother. Pietro then tries to persuade the Bros. into selling their business. When Luigi gets a phone call for a huge debt and asks Pietro to chip in. Pietro admits he's an imposter who researched their secrets, and leaves to avoid paying for the debt. Luigi then tells Mario that the call was just from the pizza parlor, and that their pizza was ready. Guest star: Vic Dunlop as Pietro. Sent in by Hip.

Mario and the Beanstalk: Mario and Luigi sell the royal cow for magic beans. They grow into a 100-foot tall beanstalk leading to a castle full of all the gold they need, which is guarded by a giant - a giant King Koopa, that is. Sent in by John.
Live-Action: Bats in the Basement: The Marios return home to find a coffin in the basement. They open it to find a vampire by the name of Zoltan Dracula, who's staying as a house guest. The Mario's eventually realize that he is a vampire (they're that slow). They consult a book on vampire slaying, but Dracula tells them that if they want him to leave, just ask. Guest star: Jim Ward as Zoltan Dracula. Sent in by Hip.

Mario and the Red Baron Koopa: King Koopa and Lakitu spoil the feast at Pasta Land, so the Bros. go after him aboard cheap flying carpets. While they argue with the dealer over them not being fireproof (it can't handle Koopa's fire breath), Koopa and Lakitu bring snow down on Pasta Land. But the Bros. quickly put a stop to it all. Sent in by John.
Live-Action: Gorilla My Dreams: The Marios are getting ready to go to a costume ball for plumbers. When
Luigi goes to put on his gorilla costume, Mario goes and puts on his bunny costume. When Mario returns, a gorilla that's escaped from the circus shows up. Mario thinks that Luigi's the gorilla, but is puzzled when the gorilla doesn't behave. Luigi returns in his costume, but Mario is unable to tell him apart from the real gorilla. Mario then goes to the ball, and Luigi decides to go with the gorilla. Guest star: Craig Armstrong as the gorilla. Sent in by Hip.

Mario Meets Koopzilla: Mario and the gang are in the Oriental city of Sayonara looking for Super Sushi, a snack that can double the size and strength of anyone who eats it. Koopa manages to get his claws on some and becomes Koopzilla. The Marios try to distract him long enough for the proffessor who invented Super Sushi to make another batch. Mario eats some and grows into one big plumber. Mario and Koopzilla duke it out until the rest of the gang sticks Koopa with a needle containing the antidote. Koopa manages to escape through a warp gate, shouting, "He who Koops and runs away, lives to Koop another day!" Sent in by Booster.
Live-Action: Fortune Teller: Mario enters a raffle and is eager to find out whether he'll win a prize or not, so the Bros. hire an eerie fortuneteller by the name of Madame Agogo. She tells the Marios that they'll be winning one of the consolation prizes. Befores she finishes reading the rest of their fortune, she leaves for
lunch. When Mario checks out the consolation prizes, they figure out that their prize will be a date with Madame Agogo. Guest Star: Kay Ballard as Madame Agogo. Sent in by Hip.

Mario's Magic Carpet: Mario and Co are trekking through the Desert World, which has left them
dehydrated. A booby trap disguised as a swimming pool sends them to a sultan, who imprisons the Marios and Toad, but plans to sell Princess to Koopa. The Marios find a magic lamp containing a grouchy female genie whose magic isn't much help in their effort to rescue the princess.
Live-Action: Marianne and Luigeena: Mario gets a call that their cousins Marianne and Luigieena are coming over, after hearing that Lyle Alzado will be there. The Brothers go shopping just as Lyle arrives. Right after he arrives, Marianne and Luigeena arrive and are all over Lyle. Luigeena leaves right before Luigi arrives, who tries to calm down Lyle. Marianne leaves just as Mario walks in. Marianne and Luigeena show up again (but in separate shots from the Brothers) to announce that they're gonna go after Mel Gibson instead. Guest stars: Lyle Alzado as himself, Marianne: Lou Albano, Luigeena: Danny Wells. Sent in by Hip.
**Script features photo album**

Mario of the Apes: Koopa has an Albatoss abduct Mario while in Jungle Land. The Albatoss drops Mario, who suffers from amnesia and is adopted by an ape couple, who want to raise him as their own. Mario thinks he's Marzan, so Luigi, Princess, and Toad have to get him back from the apes before Koopa stops them, and make Mario remember who he is. This episode is a parody of Tarzan. Sent in by ShotNtheDark.
Live-Action: Chippie Chipmunks: Mr. Gibbel of the Chippie Chipmunks Club comes by and tells Mario that he only needs five more points to become Chipmunk of the Month. To get these points, Mario must perform acts of goodness for Luigi, which nearly drives him crazy. When Mr. Gibbel returns, he tells Mario that he actually had five points more than he needed in the first place, and that he helped Luigi for nothing. Mario then ends up tossing popcorn onto Luigi. Guest star: Fred Travalena as Mr. Gibbel. Sent in by Hip.

Mario of the Deep: Our heroes arrive in the Atlantis-like kingdom of Aqua Land to stop Barra-Koopa, who's taken over and imprisoned King Neptune in the dungeon. Bara-Koopa orders most of the Mermushrooms to bring him the gold coins from a sunken ship, and it's up to Mario and Co., plus a female Mermushroom they saved, to rescue King Neptune and dethrone Barra-Koopa, only to get locked in the sunken ship, which is filled to the brim with Trouters, Piranha Plants, and even a Clawgrip.
Live-Action: Two Bums From Brooklyn: Mario tells Luigi that Tommy Lasagna, a local baseball coach, is coming over. Mario practices pitching to Luigi until Mr. Lasagna arrives. After seeing how lousy the Marios are at baseball, he tells them that he would rather just try their meatballs, which he ends up hating, and decides to use them as spare baseballs. He then tells the Bros. that the only job they could ever get at the ballpark is tossing peanuts. Guest star: Joe Bellen as Mr. Lasagna. Sent in by Hip.

The Mark of Zero: The Mario gang arrives in El Desert Land, only to run into El Koopitan and his army. As luck would have it, Zero, a Zorro-like hero, saves them. Zero is then taken hostage by the Koopas, so it's up to the Mario Bros, who dress up like Zero themselves, to save the local town from El Koopitan and rescue Zero. Sent in by ShotNtheDark.
Live-Action: Toupee: Inspector Clean from the Board of Sanitation is coming over for an inspection, so the Marios have to clean up or else they'll lose their property. As the Marios start cleaning up, Clog the Hairball falls down the garbage chute. When Inspector Clean shows up, Radigator steals his toupee. Just as Inspector Clean is about to evict the Marios, Clog sits on his head, causing his hair to grow back. In the end, Inspector Clean decides that the Marios can keep their place after all. Guest star: Gary Schwartz as Inspector Clean. Sent in by Hip.

Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold: In Shamrock Land, King O'Koopa has stolen a pot of gold belonging to a leprechaun named Murphy. The Mario gang agrees to retrieve Murphy's gold, because without it, he's a jinx. Unfortunately, Murphy's bad luck leads to the Mario gang getting caught. Sent in by ShotNtheDark.
Live-Action: Heart Throb: Rob Stone, who's being chased by a mob of people, shows up in the basement
because he needs a place to hide. When he needs to leave, he ends up trading clothes with Luigi so that no one will recognize him. After Rob leaves, Luigi realizes Rob forgot his guitar, so he runs outside to find him, only to find the mob of people chasing after him instead. Guest star: Rob Stone as himself. Sent in by Hip.

On Her Majesty's Sewer Service: Mario and Luigi act like spies and sneak into King Koopa's hideout. Mouser, Triclyde, and a Troopa are all really big and strong. They knock out Mouser, Triclyde, and the Troopa but, as always, Koopa uses a warp to get away.
Live-Action: 9001: A Mario Odyssey: A scientist by the name Einstein leaves the Marios with a computer named HAL 9001 that can make all sorts of pizzas. The Marios are satisfied at first, but HAL starts to malfunction and makes pizzas with toppings they that don't want, such as pencils, shoes, and dog biscuits. Luigi threatens to unplug HAL, but HAL lures them into a trance. Einstein returns, since he forgot to give the Marios his bill. When he sees what's happened, he disconnects HAL, which ends the trance, but Mario still wants to eat the crazy pizzas that HAL made earlier. Guest stars: Ed Metzger as Einstein, Phillip Clark as the voice of HAL 9001. Sent in by Hip.

The Pied Koopa: King Koopa uses a magic flute to lure Pasta Land's children to his castle. When the Marios follow, they're attacked from air and from land, while navigating the moat. They end up washed into the dungeon, and must find a way to use Koopa's magic in reverse and stop his plans. Sent in by John.
Live-Action: Super Plant: The Marios are looking after Mama's dieing plant, and need some help. Dr.
Toby, a crazy scientist, shows up and delivers his own growth formula for plants. When he leaves, Mario uses too much of the formula on the plant, turning it into a plant-monster. After some fighting with the plant-monster, Dr. Toby returns and uses his antidote to turn the plant-monster back to normal. Guest stars: Gary Schwartz as Dr. Toby, Patrick Dempsey as the plant-monster. Sent in by Hip.

Pirates of Koopa: Koopa, in a full pirate suit, attacks the Marios at sea. They beat his troops, but lose Princess Toadstool. Koopa plans to auction her to some other pirates, so that's what the Bros. dress as to save her. Sent in by John.
Live-Action: Do You Believe in Magic? Luigi is shaving by himself when Magic Johnson shows up in the medicine cabinet, requesting to have his trophy mended. Luigi leaves the trophy in a mess of metal junk and leaves to find his trophy repair manual. Mario arrives and puts the junk into the furnace. Luigi returns and they find that the trophy has melted, so they rebuild it. When they give it back to Magic, he tells them that he gave them his bowling trophy, not his Player of the Year trophy, and Mario realizes he never melted it, but used it to stir spaghetti sauce. Magic gets his bowling trophy back, and Mario lets Luigi keep the new trophy, since he threw his shaving mug in the furnace. Guest star: Magic Johnson as himself. Sent in by Hip.

Plumber's Academy: When trapped in the bottom of a pipe, Mario tells Toad and Princess the story about how he and Luigi became plumbers, and the tests they had to go through. This helps Mario remember something that gets everyone out of the pipe. Sent in by Nicholas.
Live-Action: Glasnuts: The Marios get a call from the president saying that Russian Premier Gorbachev is coming over. The Marios don’t take it seriously, until Gorbachev really does show up at the door, asking for help on how to make pizza. Gorbachev goes ahead and puts crazy toppings on his pizza, which he ends up loving. He then leaves by thanking the Marios for their help, announcing that they will be famous in Russia, and saying that he will open his own chain of pizza parlors. Guest star: Martin Gardner as Mikhail S. Gorbachev, Boris (uncredited). Sent in by Hip.

Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Bros.: At King Koopa's summer castle (which was owned by a wizard until Koopa kicked him out), the Marios are trying to stop Koopa's next plan. But Toad accidentally shrinks them, leaving them at the mercy of King Koopa (at the height of about 1/4 of an inch). Koopa chases them with insecticide, but another potion brings them back to normal - and makes the nearby vegetables grow HUGE. After they beat up Koopa, he retreats, screaming "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" Sent in by John.
Live-Action: A Basement Divided: Luigi is fed up with Mario's refusal to clean up after himself, so he makes
a barrier across the floor of the basement, dividing it into two halves; one for clean folks, the other for slobs. Doc Freud, a therapist hired by Mario, comes over to evaluate the place, and simply scolds Mario for being too messy. Mario then realizes that he needs to go to Luigi's side for his life essentials (mainly food), and takes a pledge saying that he will promise to be neater from now on, or at least after he eats. Guest star: Gary Schwartz as Doc Freud. Sent in by Hip.

The Provolone Ranger: In Sudden Death Valley, Mario and Co are transporting gold coins in a stagecoach. Billy the Koopa hijacks the stagecoach with Luigi, Princess, and Toad inside and leaves Mario to die in the heat. An aboriginal Mushroom named Pronto rescues Mario, and he becomes the Provolone Ranger. The Provolone Ranger now has to rescue his friends, with the help of Pronto. Sent in by Hip.
Live-Action: Goodbye Mr. Fish: An old jockey by the name of Mrs. Periwinkle comes by and leaves Kenneth,
her pet goldfish, with the Marios. When Kenneth dies after being fed a meatball, the Marios try to replace him, but Mrs. Periwinkle returns. After making up excuses as to the whereabouts of Kenneth, Luigi almost tells Mrs. Periwinkle the truth. Radigator manages to find a replacement goldfish at the last second, and Mrs. Periwinkle has no idea as to what really happened. Guest star: Nedra Volz as Mrs. Periwinkle. Sent in by Hip.

Quest For Pizza: In Caveman Land, the Marios are attacked by Koopa. A poisonous snake bites Mario, who then falls unconscious. A caveman tells Luigi that the only way to revive Mario is with the smell of pizza. Luigi tries to bake one for his brother, but there's no fire in primitive Caveman Land. When he finally gets one going, Koopa hears of the situation and will have none of it. He floods the camp and ruins everything. Now Luigi must bake another pizza, but the only fire around is King Koopa's Fire Flower. Sent in by John.
Live-Action: The Painting: In the middle of spring cleaning, Mario discovers an old painting. Luigi hires Howard Stevens, a man who appraises paintings, who explains to them that their painting was painted by Leonardo da Vinci Rooney, and that it is worth over a hundred zillion dollars. Upon further examination, Howard realizes that the painting is worthless, as it was actually painted by an imposter, Leonardo da Vinci Mahoney. Howard was able to identify it as Mahoney's work, because one of the people in the painting is Mahoney's uncle, Roy Orbisoni Mahoney. In the end, Howard ends up buying the frame for seven dollars.
Guest star: Howard Stevens as himself. (Note: Howard Stevens is really Andy Heyward, the show's executive producer.) Sent in by Hip.

Raiders of the Lost Mushroom: Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad are visiting Jungle Land to search for a mystical treasure, the Lost Mushroom. Legend has it that the Lost Mushroom will grant the wishes of whoever has possession of it. The Marios' hot air balloon is torn apart by an attacking Albatoss, and they land in a puddle of quicksand. Just before they sink, they are rescued by a strange treasure hunter named Indiana Joe, who promises to show them the way to the Lost Mushroom. Meanwhile, Kolonel von Koop (Koopa) has been watching them, along with his Koopa Pack, consisting of Mouser, Koopa Troopa, and Triclyde. Koopa explains that the Lost Mushroom was left to him by his great-great-grandkoop, and that he's gonna let the Marios find the statue for him. Then, when the timing is right, he'll take it. In the meantime, Mario and the gang have followed Indiana to a strange temple in the shape of a Koopa's head. He tells them he has Koopaphobia (fear of Koopas) and that they'll have to find the statue on their own. They enter the temple, and the entrance closes up behind them. They are chased by a Fry Guy, and barely make it past a Cobrat. The Fry Guy chases them into a mysterious room. The Marios close off the entrance and are safe from the Fry Guy. Inside the room, they find the Lost Mushroom. Mario uses it to wish themselves out of the temple, where Koopa is waiting. He takes the statue and locks our heroes up in a treehouse, where they fight a Shy Guy lion. Mario uses a whip to tame the lion, who sets them free. They then go to where Indiana Joe lives. They help him overcome his Koopaphobia, and he agrees to help them fight Kolonel von Koop. They have a battle with the Kolonel and his gang, and they whip him good! Unfortunately, Koopa escapes into a warp zone. But for now, the Lost Mushroom is in good hands! Sent in by Bowser 52589.
Live-Action: Cyrano de Mario: Mario receives a letter from a woman named Roxanne, who says she'll be
coming over that very day. Mario then tells Luigi that he promised Roxanne that he'd marry her someday. Problem is, Mario doesn't know how to tell Roxanne that he doesn't want to marry her, even though he promised to. When Roxanne comes over, Luigi secretly gives Mario advice as to what he should say to her. Roxanne eventually explains that she's already married, and that the promise was that she could buy plumbing supplies from them at wholesale prices. Guest star: Vanna White as Roxanne. Sent in by Hip.

Robo-Koopa: The Mario gang travels to Robo Land to find out about Koopa's latest plot. All they find, however, is Robo-Koopa, a robotic version of the terrible turtle. After escaping from Koopa, they meet up with an odd robot who is trying to rescue the creator of Koopa's robo suit. During the rescue, Koopa captures the princess and Toad, and the Marios become a mighty robo plumber in order to save them. Will the Plumbinator be able to best Robo-Koopa and save the princess? Sent in by Booster.
Live-Action: Captain Lou is Missing: Cyndi Lauper arrives at the basement, saying that she was supposed to go out for lunch with Captain Lou. She reads them a note from Lou, which says that he’s “Gone for good”. After setting up a search party, the Bros. and Cyndi ultimately fail. When Mario leaves to get some pizza, Captain Lou arrives and tells Cyndi that his note was ripped and should’ve said, “Gone for good fried chicken! Back in an hour.” Cyndi and Lou then go on their picnic, and Luigi feels sorry for Mario, who never got to meet Lou.Guest stars: Cyndi Lauper as herself, Lou Albano as himself, search party members (uncredited). Sent in by Hip.

Rolling Down the River: Mario and Co. are in a riverboat race against Koopa, Mouser, and Clawgrip. Captain Koopa blows a hole in the river with a Bob-omb, sending the Marios off course. But thanks to a lady known as The Mouth of the River, they beat Koopa in a double bad way. Sent in by John.
Live-Action: The Mario Monster Mash: The Marios recieve a box from Dr. Frank N. Stein from Transylvania. In the box is Dr. Stein's dimwitted monster. They help Dr. Stein with an experiment, but Luigi and Dr. Stein leave to find a normal brain for the monster. Mario takes a nap on the operating table, but a machine acts up and he ends up switching brains with the monster. Dr. Stein bonks Mario and the monster on their heads and they return to normal. Guest stars: Eugene Liebowitz as Dr. Frank N. Stein, Craig Armstrong as the monster. Sent in by Hip.

Star Koopa: In this Star Wars parody, Mario and Co are sent to protect the planet of a Mushroom space colony from Darth Koopa and his Birdo Ray. After being caught by the Koop Star, Darth Koopa eventually captures them, and has Mouser throw them in the trash compactor. They manage to survive, and make
their way to Obi-Wan Toadi, who tells them that they're the only ones who can disable the Birdo Ray. Sent in by Hip.
Live-Action: Santa Claus is Coming to Flatbush: It's Christmas Eve, but business hasn't been so great for the Marios, who can barely afford to put food on their plates. Santa Claus, who's using the name "Nick" as an alias, drops by and tells the Marios that his "transportation" was stolen, and that he needs to use their phone to call the police. Later, the Marios generously give Nick their dinner and their presents. The next day, after Nick leaves, the Marios find new presents under their tree, and a thank you note signed by someone with the initials SC. Surely the Marios know that there's no Santa Claus, or is there? Guest star: Kort Falkenberg as Nick. Sent in by Hip.

Stars in Their Eyes: Mario and Co. rocket to the Planet Quirk and save a few of the Quirks from Astro Mouser. They escape Mouser by heading to a factory, only to get caught by Moon Man Koopa, who traps them in electronically-controlled chains. Mario discovers that the chains are weak to high-pitched sound waves, and the group uses that to their advantage and escapes. They pursue Koopa in their ship, and end up jettisoning everything to save themselves. The Quirks then toot a high-pitched version of the Legend of Zelda theme to short out Koopa's ship and he retreats.
Live Action: Alligator Dundee: An Australian man by the name of Alligator Dundee shows up at the basement and announces to the Bros. that he's hunting a monster in the sewers. Turns out that the monster is the Marios' friend, the Radigator. After failing to catch the Radigator, the Marios convince Dundee to reconsider, so he changes his name to Radigator Dundee and goes off to make a movie that he claims will have a plot much like Crocodile Dundee. Guest star: Paul Elder as Alligator Dundee. Sent in by Hip.

The Ten Koopmandments: Travelling the desert, Mario and Co. get a look at the Ten Koopmandments. Koop Tut plans to build the Great Koopinx, and many pyramids, and has either enslaved the nearest Mushroomers, or turned them into bricks for construction. Mario and Co. try to stop him, but he chases them away. They end up in a tunnel, caught between a Goomba Mummy and a Phanto. After droping down a trap door onto a chute, they end up outside. Using a magic staff, Mario frees the Mushroomers, and leads them to freedom. but as Koopa chases, Mario must part the Red Sauce Sea. After he leads everyone across, he toses the staff back, reversing the magic, and washing out Koopa, who says, "This is enough to make a grown Koopa cry." Sent in by John.
Live Action: The Artist: Luigi receives a call announcing that he's won an art contest, and that a visitor, the famed artist Vincent Van Gook, is coming over. When Mario drops his lasagna on some newspaper, Van Gook assumes that Mario is a great artist, and Luigi gets jealous. Luigi then reads the paper, discovers that
Van Gook is really a con artist, and Van Gook dashes out of the place. Luigi then breaks his painting over Mario's head, stating that art should not only look good, it should also look good on Mario. Guest star: Larry Gelman as Vincent Van Gook. Sent in by Hip.

Toad Warriors: Koopa stops the Marios in Car Land while they're travelling to make a pasta sauce delivery. They agree to help the people end his rule by racing him. As usual, Koopa cheats, but this time it gives Toad some cool invincibility. As Toad Warrior, he and the Marios beat the pants off of King Koopa, who escapes again. Sent in by John.
Live-Action: E.C. The Extra Creepy: Mario uses a computer dating service and ends up with a woman named E.C., who is actually a robot from space, but the Bros. don't know it yet. After their date, E.C glitches up, and Luigi tells Mario her secret. When E.C. is called back to her mothership, she gives Mario her heart, then leaves. Guest star: Clare Carey as E.C. Sent in by Hip.

Too Hot to Handle: Mario and Co arrive at the volcano island of Lava Land. The natives there are then tricked by Koopa to sacrifice Princess to Waki-Waki, the volcano god. Koopa and Fry Guy have also kidnapped Waki-Waki, and are using a lava machine to wreck havoc on the island.
Live-Action: Time Out Luigi: A strange and mysterious woman by the name of Angelica sells Luigi a strange watch for four dollars. The watch ends up making Luigi do everything backwards, so Mario asks Angelica to take the watch back, but she charges him ten dollars. To get the watch back, she simply tells Luigi not to give her the watch, and he gives it to her. Guest star: Nedra Volz as Angelica. Sent in by Hip.

The Trojan Koopa: Toad and the Mario Brothers try to rescue Princess Toadstool from Koopa's tower, and after somehow clonking the Hammer Bros, they get inside using a wooden Koopa Statue, but the princess saves them with her invincibility when they get caught. Sent in by John.
Live-Action: Texas Tea: When the Marios are discussing how money's been tight lately, Luigi unintentionally strikes oil in the sink garden. Shortly after that, an oil tycoon by the name of Ted Bull shows up and offers to make the Marios rich. The Marios then buy all sorts of luxuries, even though they haven't been paid yet. Soon the well dries up, and everything they bought gets repossessed. They then find out that they only struck oil because of a leaky pipe, and that the oil went away because Edison fixed the pipe. Guest star: Norman Fell as Ted Bull, repo men (uncredited). Sent in by Hip.

Two Plumbers and a Baby: In this parody of Two Men and a Baby, Princess Toadstool accidentally falls into the fountain of youth and becomes a baby. Mario and Luigi have to reverse the spell. Sent in by The Three Stooges.
Live-Action: Lost Dog: Pam Matteson shows up at the Marios' basement and announces that she's lost
her dog. Luigi eventually gets the dog to come to them by making some weird dog-calling noises. However, this ends up inviting a whole bunch of unwanted dogs to the basement as well. Guest star: Pam Matteson as herself. Sent in by Hip.

The Unzappables: In Crime Land, Al Koopone and his gang receive special hats that reflect all attacks, and title themselves "The Unzappables". Because they have no way of stopping Al Koopone, the Mario gang gets caught, and have to find a way to escape and stop The Unzappables somehow. Sent in by ShotNtheDark.

Live-Action: Slime Busters (Aired with The Ringer of the Zelda series): There's a slime ghost in the basement, and Mario has already called Slime Buster Ernie Hudson to come over and exterminate it. Thing is, the monster has possessed Luigi, and is slowly turning him into a slime monster as well. Luigi is finally turned back to normal when Ernie zaps him with his proton pack, but a pizza pan that Luigi was holding when he got zapped ends up being possessed in the end. Guest star: Ernie Hudson as himself. Sent in by Hip.

The Adventures of Super Mario Brothers 3

7 Continents for 7 Koopas: Bowser mistakenly picks up Toadstool. He then blocks the Bros. out of the Real World and gives the Koopalings each a continent to do with what they like. Toadstool unblocks the warp pipes and they stop the Koopas.

The Beauty of Kootie: Cheatsy and Kootie Pie have been tampering with the Sultan of the Koopahari Desert's pipes, and crossed the oasis with the oil well. Sultan calls in the Mario Brothers, who find Kootie Pie transformed into a human lady down there. She entices Mario and captures everyone but the Brothers in the castle basement, but they turn the tables on her and Cheatsy (and Bowser, who needed oil for the doomship) by turning Luigi into Cassanova Koopa. Sent in by John.

Crimes R Us: The Koopas pick up a criminal named Crimewave Clyde from a real world prison to train the Koopa Kids to do badness in the worst way possible. At first he is reluctant, but he agrees after Koopa says that he'll give him half of the stolen items. They are trained and are soon excellent at doing bad, but begin stealing from each other. Clyde says that that's not the way it works, but they're rotten Koopalings after all, so what'd you expect? They capture Mario and Luigi and lock them in a desert pyramid with a Boom Boom. After the Koopa Kids and King Koopa himself double-cross Clyde, he runs to Mario and Luigi begging them to take him back to prison and offering to help them stop the Koopas from robbing the Mushroom Kingdom's Treasury. They accept the offer. Mario. Luigi, and Clyde manage to send the Koopas back from where they came from by putting the Koopa Kids in a large bag and a very large Bob-omb in a different bag. The bomb blows up. After that they take Clyde back to the real world prison, and he tells them that his longer-than-life sentence is better than one more day with those Koopas. Of course, Mario makes a bad joke at the end of that episode ;) Sent in by Latisha Banks.

Dadzilla: Kootie Pie and Big Mouth get fed up with King Koopa's punishments, and take the doomship to find their "real" dad. They find one in Madzilla, a Hollywood monster robot, and make him real with their wands. Madzilla lets the Koopa Kids do whatever they want, and locks the Marios in a studio. They use some old movie robot parts to build Madzilla's "mom", and they "convince" (more like scare) the kids to head back to Dark Land. As Big Mouth says near the end, "They're even bossier than good ol' Bad King Dad!" Sent in by John.

Do The Koopa: The Mario Brothers go to the Temple of Gloom in Dark Land to get the Doom Dancer Music Box, which renders all listeners helpless to keep from dancing to its music, but Bully, Cheatsy, and Big Mouth get hold of it and give it to Koopa. Since they can't control him, because he has a cold and can't hear well, he makes everyone in the kingdom dance to the tune of "Do The Koopa" - including his Koopa Kids! Sent in by John.

Life's Ruff: Hip and Hop steal King Windbag's wand and turn him and Luigi into dogs. They run to the Real World and try to get into a space shuttle but Luigi and the king stop them.

Kootie Pie Rocks: Milli Vanilli is Princess Toadstool's favorite rock group. Imagine her heartbreak when Kootie Pie (Wendy) Koopa kidnaps Milli Vanilli and changes them into... accountants? This is surely the funniest SMB3 episode. Sent in by Nicholas.

Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario: Hip and Hop steal the mummy of Prince Mushroomkhamen, who happens to look just like Mario! When the plumbers show up to save Desert Land from his mummy mother she takes Mario, so Luigi, Toad, and Princess Toadstool have to get her real son back. Sent in by John.

Misadventure of Mighty Plumber: Koopa uses Cheatsy's wand to zap Mighty Plumber, the TV hero of the Mario Brothers, to the Mushroom Kingdom, and gets him to help him rob the Pipe Land coin treasury by telling him that the Marios are evil plumbers planning to loot it. The Mario Brothers go through the Pipe Maze to get to the treasury before Koopa so Mighty Plumber won't get himself into trouble, all while dodging the trouble he causes them. Sent in by John.

Misadventures in Babysitting: Mario and Luigi exit through the Warp Zone to the real world and end up babysitting a little brat named Junior. Bully, Kookie, Cheatsy, and Junior team up to defeat the Bros. by trapping them in a cave and toasting them in lava. Mario chisels out and he and Luigi enter the Pipe Maze. The Koopa kids forced Junior in there before that and the Bros. save Junior from being roasted by lava. Mario plugs a volcano with a boulder and sends Junior back to the real world, where he gives Junior a bath and ends up having to babysit Junior that Friday. Sent in by Aleth.

Mush-Rumors: A Mushroom boy spreads the word that aliens are invading, and it soon reaches King Koopa. He tries to stop the aliens and take over their plans. But the Marios find out that it's really just a lost family from Wichita (USA). Through the use of Frog Suits and a Starman, they stop Koopa's "air raid", but he still gets a hold of them in their car. The Marios bust into Castle Koopa and save the family, then show them the warp back to the real world. Sent in by John.

Never Koop a Koopa: King Koopa "retires" and gives Princess Toadstool the key to Castle Koopa. She decides to turn it into an old folks home, and brings Mario with her to check it out. Luigi and Toad go as back-up in case anything goes wrong. After finding the original inhabitants still there, she finds King Koopa giving Cheatsy an evil lesson while trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi and Toad head in, but
they get caught. Toadstool agrees to sign over the kingdom, but Cheatsy tries to make her sign it for him. He fails, the heroes escape with Raccoon power, and Koopa chases Cheatsy around the throne. Sent in by John.

Oh! Brother!: Luigi and Mario get in a fight, and Luigi storms out in the middle of a rain storm caused by Bowser and Kooky, who are flushing all the coins from Pipe Land into a basin in an underground castle. The pipes break and the Koopas kidnap Mario and use Kooky's mind-control invention to make Mario fix the pipes. Then Luigi saves Mario. Sent in by Winx.

Princess Toadstool For President: Toadstool challenges Bowser to run in the next Mushroom Kingdom election, and after Kooky makes him ultra-nice with his "Nice Guy Potion", it looks like he'll win for sure - even without extra "help" from Kooky and Cheatsy. Sent in by John.

Recycled Koopa: The Koopalings have to clean up garbage so they send it to the Mushroom Kingdom and Mario sends it back. Then they dump it in the Real World and turn everyone into Koopa Zombies. Mario and Luigi recycle it all.

Reign Storm: Princess Toadstool takes her doc's advice and goes on vacation in Hawaii. While she's gone, the Marios are left to run things, but they make better heroes than rulers! They're beyond happy to see Princess Toadstool return - but it's NOT the real Princess, it's Kooky and King Koopa's Robo-Princess... Sent in by John. Also, there seems to be an interesting mistake in this episode, as found by Pikachu: Bowser told Kooky to go to Hawaii to spy on the real Princess. But when the robotic Princess (the one Kooky invented) was going to hand the Mushroom Kingdom down to Bowser they showed all the Koopa Kids looking happy, and Kooky was there too, not in Hawaii! But wait! Kookie is still in Hawaii. What gives? Well, after the real Princess comes back Kooky comes out of a warp pipe from Hawaii to the Mushroom Kingdom. Very strange...

Reptiles in the Rose Garden: This is the second episode aired. It's Kootie Pie's "Sweet 16th" birthday. She is very mad at King Koopa for getting her everything she doesn't want (which qualifies as pretty much everything). But most of all, she wants America for her birthday. So King Koopa kidnaps our four heroes and goes to America in the doomship. There King Koopa warps the White House back to Dark Land. Next, Kootie Pie reads everyone her new laws at the press conference: "One: every kid in America gives me their toys, two: any handsome boy who does not ask me for a date will be turned into a rock, three: all the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make me a lifetime supply of charm bracelets." After that, King Koopa goes back to Dark Land and sends the White House to the bottom of the Mushroom Sea. Mario and his friends get free from the guards in the dungeon. It was the Princess' idea to set war between the Boomerang and Fire Bros. Mario gets a Frog Suit and surfaces the White House. He warps it back to America, but it is put on the top of a monument. With Luigi's help getting on the doomship and beating up the Sledge Bros in Sledge-like disguises, Mario manages to warp the White House back to where it belongs. Finally, Mario warps Kootie Pie back to Dark Land and crashes the doomship into Castle Koopa. Now, Kootie Pie is once again mad, but so is King Koopa. He's had enough of his daughter's whinning and demands that Kootie Pie clean her room and do other chores. Meanwhile Mario, Luigi, Princess, and Toad listen to Koopa give her "the present she deserves" from outside the castle. Sent in by Latisha Banks.

Sneaking Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas: This is the very first episode of the Mario 3 series.
This episode is more like a Ninja Turtles spoof. One day King Koopa decides, during the Koopa family meeting, that four of his kids (Kooky, Cheatsy, Big Mouth, and Bully) have to kidnap Prince Hugo the Huge, the new ruler of Giant Land. That want to turn him into a Miniature Poodle. King Koopa, with the help of his wand, transforms his four kids into Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas. They go to Giant Land and kidnap the prince, Luigi, Toad, and the princess at the prince's castle. Luckly, Mario gets away on Prince Hugo's royal Parrot. They fly to Castle Koopa. Mario gets an idea of how to trick King Koopa into zapping him with a giant wand, and then Mario ends up a giant ninja as well. He defeats the Koopas with help from his friends. Luigi changes Prince Hugo back from his Poodle state. One problem: the angry parrot's cage was crushed! Mario promises the parrot to get his cage back and fix it. If that's not enough, the Parrot gets a hold of the giant wand and transforms himself into a giant ninja Parrot. Sent in by Latisha Banks.

Super Koopa: Kooky makes a medallion that allows Bowser to use the same powers the Bros. do, but only in the Real World where they can't get their powers. Toad sends them some items and while battling Bowser his medallion goes wacky and he gets blasted back to Dark Land. Title sent in by Winx.

Tag Team Trouble:Cheatsy mentions something to Koopa about getting "easy money", which Toad thinks means the bag of coins he's carrying. He gets it safely to the Mushroom Orphanage but falls asleep and wakes up thinking that Koopa has it. Toad decides to enter his cousins into the Mushroom Wrestling Federation Tag Team Tournament to win back the money, but when Cheatsy hypnotizes his cousins into a two-day sleep, the Mario Brothers replace them. Sent in by John.

A Toadally Magical Adventure: This is the first episode that has Toad as the star. Mario and friends help the messenger of a wizard escape from King Koopa and his Koopalings. After rescuing the Wizard King of the West's magic wand, Toad thinks he can be a great wizard, so he tries some magic on his furniture, then sneaks outside with the wand in hand. After making enormous pipe creatures, the furniture steal the wand. With the wand in hand, they make blocks to chase Toad. Toad has to tell the Mario Bros. that it is his fault. The Koopas show up and steal it with help from the Boomerang Bros. Mario has a plan to get the wand back. So, with special help from Toad, they are able to get it back and into the hands of the wizard king. Toad thinks that the wizard king is crazy for wanting the wand to roast wienies with. Sent in by Latisha Banks.

Toddler Terrors of Time Travel: Kooky realizes that King Koopa gets headaches whenever he's defeated by the Bros. Koopa decides to go back in time and clog the warp drain, so the Marios will never find the Mushroom Kingdom. Toad was spying on this, and the Mario Bros. bring him along to stop Koopa. But they all get turned into babies, including Koopa! King Koopa and Kooky manage to get back to normal size and age, and try to clog things up, but Toad also gets back to normal and is able to bring back the Marios and clobber Koopa. As Koopa says, "This is even worse than the FIRST time those Brothers stopped me!" Sent in by John.

True Colors: Kookie and Cheatsy spray the Mushroom people with Kookie's "Koopa Colored Goopa" and plan to divide and conquer. Mario and Luigi stop them by working together.

The Ugly Mermaid: Holly Mackerel, the princess of Mertropolis, saves Mario from drowning while they chase Koopa in his doomsub. Holly longs to marry Mario, still in his Frog Suit. Mario wants to go after Koopa, but now he's scared of the water. Luigi, Toad, and Princess Toadstool decide to stop Koopa after a battle with the Boomerang Bros. But when they're caught in Koopa's "nasty nets", Mario has to save them and Mertropolis. He does, and uses some Jelectros to send Koopa packing. And his frog face looks awful in a fishbowl, so he gets out of marrying Holly. Sent in by John.

Up, Up, and a Koopa: This is one of my favorite episodes. Mario and company are eating pancakes when everything starts to go up into the air, thanks to Kooky's latest invention, the "Koopa Doopa Raiser Upper". King Koopa has Sky Land's ruler captive and they are levitating the Mushroom Kingdom up to Sky Land. But when King Koopa overloads the machine everything starts to fall back down and Sky Land's ruler is able to escape. The Mario Bros. find a pair of Super Leaves and they bring the emperor back to his castle in Sky Land. The Mario Bros. then fly up to the doomship, where they get caught and loose their Raccoon power. Then King Koopa starts to raise the kingdom again. Toad and the princess find a couple of P-Wings in Princess' castle, and they fly up to the doomship. King Koopa is about to take over Sky Land when the princess rescues the Mario Bros. without notice. They steal Kooky's machine and use it to get the doomship back to Castle Koopa. Then they get the kingdom back down on soild ground again. Sent in by Latisha Banks.

The Venice Menace: Kootie Pie and King Koopa terrorize Venice, Italy with the doomsub, which the people think is a sea monster. Mario and Luigi head to stop him before he warps Venice to Darkland. Sent in by John.

The Super Mario World Show

Born to Ride: Yoshi joins a biker gang after Mario and Luigi yell at him. The bikers plan to hand over the Bros. to King Koopa. Yoshi and the princess stop them. Name sent in by Monica.

Fire Sale: Kootie Pie and a Koopa Troopa kidnap Mama Fireplant and try to heat up Kootie's ice palace and then try to get rice off Mama by selling the cave people fireballs.

Ghosts R Us: Yoshi confronts his fears of haunted houses after his friends get captured for calling "Wizenhiemer" "Wizardhiemer". Really funny! Name sent in by Monica.

Gopher Bash: The Marios teach the cave people to plant crops. Cheatsy (like you'd expect anyone else but plant boy) steals them with a bunch of Monty Moles. Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi go to get the crops back by jumping down one of the crop holes. This is the FUNNIEST Mario World show EVER!!! Sent in by Geno246.

King Scoopa Koopa: Koopa opens up "King Scoopa Koopa's" fast food stand, which serves up great food, except for some side affects: his secret Scoopa sauce on the eggsandwiches turns people into chickadactyls. And Yoshi and Luigi are hooked, which means they're transformed, so it's up to Mario (who hates eggs, but loves the fries and shakes) and Princess Toadstool (who doesn't trust Koopa's food at all) to save them and put Koopa out of business before everyone's completely transformed. Sent in by John.

A Little Learning: Princess Toadstool opens a school in Dome City, and Hip and Hop want to attend, but Koopa refuses to let his kids become good citizens. However, any good Koopa is a liar and a sneak, so they go anyway, where they cause trouble for Oogtar and Yoshi. Things really heat up at the science fair when they mix a Piranha Plant into Oogtar and Yoshi's project, while their volcano goes haywire after Bowser finds Hop under the school, operating it. Sent in by John.

Mama Luigi: At Yoshi's bedtime, Luigi tells the story of how he found baby Yoshi, and how they and Mario saved Princess Toadstool from Bowser when they first got to Dinosaur Land. Sent in by John.

The Night Before Cave Christmas: Mario tries to give the cave people Christmas but Koopa steals all the gifts and Oogtar tries to open them but fails when Bowser steals the presents. Then Mario gets them back while wearing a white beard and then gets chased out of the Koopa Castle by everyone although you can't see their faces. Name sent in by Monica.

Party Line: Mario and Luigi invent the telephone for the cave people but many times in the episode a huge dinosaur attacks them. Mario sends him into orbit and Yoshi ends up eating all the telephone vines.

Rock TV: King Koopa invents television in Cave City. He disguises himself as some fake guy and explains all about the TV he invented, called Rock TV, and then everyone gets it. Then Mario and Luigi get captured by the cave people and they lose their Rock TV when it breaks. They are forced to wrestle the Tyrannosaurus twins, and eventually win when Mario gets a cape. At the end, Yoshi eats the bricks and Rock TVs and Bowser gets trapped. So Yoshi eats all the bricks. Sent in by Alex.

Send in the Clown: King Koopa, Kootie Pie, and Big Mouth trap all the people of Dinosaur Land in a big top tent by luring them in by saying it's a circus. Then they try to feed them to some Rexes.

The Wheel Thing:The Mario Brothers invent the wheel to make life easier on the cavepeople, but it soon causes so many problems that they're banished to the lava pits. While they're in there, Kooky and Bowser use their "Mechanisaur" to terrorize Dome City. Sent in by John.

The Yoshi Shuffle: Luigi runs into a Magikoopa and gets turned into a football. Cheatsy and Bully take advantage of this and challenge Mario to a football game for Luigi. Mario wins of course. Name sent in by Monica.

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