(The curtain rises on Giant Land and the title is shown.)

(Inside King Koopa's throne room, the Koopa Kids are fighting with each other, except for Hip and Hop, who are jumping on a chair. Koopa walks up to them.)

Koopa: Listen up you reptiles! The Koopa family meeting will come to order! So far, I've sent you Koopalings to pull sneaky little tricks, and medium-sized meanness. Now you're ready for the biggest badness of all!

(Koopa walks over to some curtains.)

Koopa: Goomba guards, show 'em the guy we're out to get's lifesize portrait!

(Two Goombas open the curtains and reveal the portrait of a Mushroomer as tall as the room.)

Big Mouth: That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say, he's the biggest, toughest, bbbravest prince ever, even for a giant! He's a giant!

Bully: Giant-shmiant Big Mouth! He ain't that big a deal.

(Bully elbows Big Mouth, causing him to fall down.)

Koopa: No, Big Mouth's right!

(Bully helps Big Mouth up and dusts him off.)

Bully: Right, King Dad! That's what I was gonna say! Somebody like Big Mouth or Kootie Pie ought to stop him.

(Koopa walks over to a rack of wands near his throne and picks one up.)

Koopa: Somebody IS gonna stop him! I'm gonna turn Prince Hugo the Huge into a poodle! Heh heh, a miniature poodle! *laugh* So, who's gonna bring me Prince Hugo, so I can Koopa him into submission?

(Kootie Pie pushes Bully up to the throne.)

Bully: But Dad, this could be dangerous! Isn't there a small prince we could capture?

Koopa: Bully! Big Mouth! Kooky! Cheatsy! Step forward!

(Kootie Pie, Hip, and Hop back off as Koopa zaps Bully, Big Mouth, Kooky, and Cheatsy with the wand.)

(Bully, Big Mouth, Cheatsy, and Kooky grow to the size of giants and are all wearing headbands and black belts.)

Koopa: You are now Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas! And nothing can stop you! Now, bring me Prince Hugo, so I can cut him down to size! *laugh*

(Meanwhile, at Prince Hugo's castle in Giant Land, Mario and Co. are in the atrium with Hugo and his giant parrot.)

Princess: We came as soon as we got your message, Prince Hugo!

Toad: First message we ever got that was bigger than the post office!

Hugo (who sounds similar to Marvin the Martian): I really need you, my friends! I'm in gigantic trouble.

Parrot: Braaaw! Gigantic trouble! Gigantic!

Hugo: My royal army has just been defeated by Giant Ninja Koopas! And now they're marching here to capture me!

Mario: No job is too big for the Super Mario Bros., Prince! We'll protect you!

Parrot: Braaaw! These shrimpy guys couldn't help the royal flea!

Mario: What you don't know, bird, is that us shrimpy guys can get super charged!

(Mario jumps up onto the edge of a warp pipe.)

Mario: Come on Luigi! We'll show this parrot! Let's find us a couple of Super Leaves!

(Luigi jumps up to Mario.)

Luigi: We gotta find 'em fast! Those Giant Ninja Koopas will be here any minute!

(The Marios go through the pipe.)

(The Ninja Koopas approach the castle.)

(Mario and Luigi come out of a pipe in another part of Giant Land. Mario jumps down to the ground but Luigi is still hanging on.)

Luigi: Now what?

Mario: Let go! I'll catch ya!

(Lugi falls into Mario's arms but they end up tumbling over.)

Luigi: Nice catch, Mario.

Mario: Couldn't see ya! The sun was in my eyes!

Angry Sun: I was not!

(The Angry Sun swoops down at them.)

Mario: Run for it, Luigi!

(They start running away from the Angry Sun and dodge it as it swoops down at them. They jump at a block and it reveals a Super Leaf. They touch it, both gain Raccoon power, and start flying.)

Mario and Luigi: Super Mario Bros.!

Angry Sun: Hey, flying raccoons! You didn't happen to see where those two pesky plumbers went,did ya?

Mario: Uh, behind that cloud!

Angry Sun: Thanks!

(Angry Sun flies behind the cloud as the Brothers make a getaway.)

Mario: That sun is not too bright!

Mario: Now, let's hightail it back to Giant Land, and stop those no good Ninja Koopas!

Luigi: Remember Mario, don't let any Koopa touch you, or you'll lose your power!

(Back at the castle, Cheatsy breaks a rock with his nunchucks, as Kooky and Big Mouth kick downthe door.)

Koopas: Hiya! Hiya!

Parrot: This is too scary! I can't watch!

(Bully knocks Hugo out of the way and picks up Princess and Toad.)

Hugo: Woah!

Princess: Yikes!

(Hugo is being held by Kooky and Cheatsy.)

Hugo: Leave them alone!

(Meanwhile, the Brothers come out of a pipe in a cloud and fly into the atrium. Big Mouth is now holding Princess and Toad.)

Hugo: Woah!

Big Mouth: I've seen some ugly raccoons in my day, but these are the worst!

(Bully tries to hit them.)

Bully: Yeah! They're almost as ugly as the Mario Bros.!

Toad: Those ARE the Mario Bros.! And if you don't let us go, they'll make ya sorry!

Big Mouth: Wrong, ya fuzzy fungus! I'll make THEM sorry!

(Big Mouth blows a gust of wind at Mario, causing him to spin out of control.)

Mario: Ah! Reptile breath tornado! I'm a goner!

(Mario hits a pipe and falls down. A Piranha Plant comes out of another pipe and bites Mario's tail, causing him to lose his Raccoon power.)

Mario: Yeow!

(Mario jumps away, but hits the first pipe.)

Mario: Oh, I'm super no more! Just plain old Mario!

(Big Mouth catches Luigi and he loses his power too.)

Luigi: Me too, Mario! They got me!

Big Mouth: I love being a Koopa!

(Big Mouth opens up the parrot's cage and picks him up.)

Parrot: You can't evict me! Braaaw! I'm the royal parrot!

Big Mouth: You're a royal pain! And we need your cage for our prisoners.

(Big Mouth throws Luigi into the cage, while Bully throws Princess and Toad in and closes the door.)

Big Mouth: Don't shut that door! We gotta put Mario in there!

Mario: Uh, first ya gotta catch me!

(Mario jumps onto the parrot.)

Mario: Quick, get us out of here!

Parrot: Get off my back, will ya!

Mario: It's our only chance to save Prince Hugo, and all my friends!

Parrot: I'm not leaving here without my cage! My whole life's in that cage! My Big Bird poster, my Worms of Outer Space comic book collection, everything!

(Bully charges at them.)

Mario: I'll get you your royal cage back!

Parrot: Promise?

Mario: Promise. Fly bird, fly!

(The parrot manages to fly Mario out of the atrium.)

Mario: Whoa!

Big Mouth: Big deal! We've still got Prince Hugo and three more prisoners than King Daddybargained for!

Kooky: Oh yeah! Let's get back to Castle Koopa, so Dad can tell us how smart we are!

(Back at Koopa's throne room, the cage has been placed near the throne and Hugo is being held by Ninja Koopas.)

Koopa: At last, you did some rottenness worthy of a Koopa! I'm so proud of you Koopalings! Now you'll see why I modestly, *laugh* call myself a genius! *laugh*

(Koopa picks up a wand and points it at Hugo.)

Koopa: Poodle wand, do your stuff!

(The wand zaps Hugo and he turns into a poodle the size of Koopa.)

Princess: Oh no! Poor Prince Hugo!

Koopa: It's the small things in life that make a Koopa happy! *laugh*

(The Ninja Koopas cheer as Koopa puts the wand back and grabs another one.)

Koopa: Now that my brilliant plan is complete, it's time for you kids to be zapped back to normalsize!

Bully: But Pop! We're having such fun being Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas!

Big Mouth: Couldn't we stay like this and go capture a couple more kingdoms?

Koopa: That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea! And I love it! *laugh*

(Koopa puts the wand back.)

Koopa: I'll use this ninja wand later!

Ninja Koopas: Yay! (singing) For he's a jolly good Koopa! For he's a jolly good Koopa!

(Big Mouth picks up Koopa and puts him on his shoulder, and they start walking around Hugo. Mario sneaks out from behind the curtain and tries to open the cage as the parrot watches.)

Mario: I can't get it open! But never mind, Princess, I've got a way to trick old Koopa, and we'll have to work together. Listen close...

(The Ninja Koopas are still marching and singing around Hugo, who is just sitting there barking.)

Ninja Koopas: For he's a jolly good Koopa! Which nobody can deny!

(Mario quickly switches the wands around and hides behind the throne.)

(Big Mouth place Koopa back on his throne.)

Big Mouth: So, what kingdom are we Giant Ninja Koopas gonna conquer first?

Kooky (in Roy's voice): Water Land!

Cheatsy: Desert Land!

Koopa: Quiet Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!

(Mario comes out from behind the throne.)

Mario: You're not taking over any land, you Bowser Koopa!

(The Koopas gasp.)

Mario: Return my friends, and turn Prince Hugo the Poodle, back into Prince Hugo the Huge, orelse!

Koopa: Or else what, plumber?

Mario: Uh, just let 'em go, and I'll come back Tuesday and tell ya!

Koopa: Grab him, Koopalings!

(Big Mouth picks up Mario.)

Princess: Oh, this is horrible! Koopa's SO mean, I bet he's gonna turn Mario into a miniature poodle too!

Koopa: That's a great idea, Princess! You my dear, have given me, a millon dollar idea! *laugh* I always wanted twin poodles!

(Koopa picks up a wand.)

Luigi: It worked, Princess! Koopa doesn't realize he's been tricked!

(Koopa zaps Mario with the wand. It hurts Big Mouth, who screams and drops Mario. When Mario hits the floor he grows into a giant with a karate outfit.)

Koopa: Hey! Who's been fooling with my wands?

Mario: Good Truthful Honest Giant Ninja Mario! That's who!

(The song Ninjaman starts.)
You're a red handed
Red banded
Underhanded ninja man
Enough talkin'
Start walkin'
Koopas talkin' ninja man
Quit dawdlin' to the brink
Ninja man we're gonna get you yet
You're a red handed
Red banded
Underhanded ninja man
Enough talkin'
Start walkin'
Ninja man

(Mario opens the cage, freeing Princess, Luigi, and Toad, who charge at Koopa, who drops his wand and hides behind Kooky. Mario prepares to fight the Ninja Koopas but Princess uses the ninja wand to turn them back to normal. They look at Mario and run away scared. Luigi uses the poodle wand on Hugo to turn him back to normal. The song ends.)

Mario: Come on Prince, let's kick some Koopa!

Cheatsy: Save us!

Kooky: No fair!

Koopa: I'd like to save you, Koopalings, but I uh, I uh I just remembered something! I have an important tail styling appointment in another warp zone! Bye!

(Koopa jumps up and hits a block which causes a warp pipe to appear beneath him that he falls into.)

Cheatsy: Wait for us!

Kooky: We're Kooping out too!

(They jump in after him and the pipe disappears.)

(Mario and Hugo shake hands.)

Hugo: Thank you Mario! You've been a BIG help in saving Giant Land!

Mario: Aw, forget it Prince! We're just glad to you unpoodle!

Princess: Here Mario, I'd better turn you back to normal.

(They are still shaking hands as Mario is zapped and he is accidentally thrown to the floor in the middle of a handshake. The parrot is holding his cage, which was broken by Mario when he opened it.)

Parrot: My cage! Mario RUINED my cage! You promised me you'd get me back my cage!

Mario: Heh heh! Well I did, kinda. Besides, Luigi and I can fix it!

(The parrot grabs the ninja wand from Princess and uses it on himself. He becomes slightly biggerand is wearing a headband.)

Parrot: You'd better fix that cage, Mario, or you'll be one sorry plumber! Braaaw, braaw, braaw!

(The parrot starts to chase Mario.)

Mario: Just what we need! A Miserable Squawking Angry Giant Ninja Parrot!

(The curtain falls.)

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