(The episode opens to Luigi trying to beat a large glob of slime with a broom into the manhole by the furnace. Mario is holding the manhole cover.)

Luigi: Back! Back! Mario, get the cover ready! Back, you slimy thing!

Mario: I guess Flatbush is really in a haunted mood flu!

(Mario closes the manhole.)

Luigi: Is it ever!

(Luigi chases another glob of slime across the basement, trying to hit it with a broom.)

Mario: I just wish I knew when the Slime Busters are getting here, Luigi! Get the ghost, Luigi!

(A van that resembles the Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters drives by the window.)

Mario: Keep the ghost busy, Luigi! That's probably them now!

(Luigi is standing next to the door in the kitchen, and the arm of a large slime monster can be seen from behind the door.)

Luigi: I got him! I got him! Don't worry about anything!

(The monster grabs Luigi and pulls him into the next room.)

Luigi: He's got me!

(The doorbell rings.)

Mario: Come in!

(Ernie Hudson, who's wearing a proton pack, enters.)

Mario: Ernie Hudson! Thank goodness you're here! Where are the other Slime Busters?

Ernie: Oh, we heard it was you! I lost the toss of the coin!

(Ernie walks down the stairs.)

Ernie: Oh, looks like I got here just in time! This place is an ectoplastic disaster area!

Mario: I kinda like it!

(Ernie spots a lot of steam coming from the furnace and walks over to it.)

Ernie: It's in there! Stand back! This ain't gonna be pretty!

Mario: No! It's not in the furnace!

(The furnace "sneezes" some steam.)

Ernie: You got a sticky situation there!

Mario: The ghost is in the bedroom!

(Mario and Ernie slowly walk over to the door in the kitchen.)

Ernie: Hey. If I'm not back in ten minutes, put a dime in the meter!

Mario: Gotcha covered!

(Ernie goes through the door, and a lot of energy blasts can be heard. He then walks out coughing.)

Ernie: That's the most disgusting, revolting, hideous inanity I've ever seen!

(Luigi runs out the door, screaming and shaking.)

Mario: Ernie! I'd like you to shake my brother's hand!

Ernie: Oh, he's shakin' just fine!

(Later, Ernie is checking something on his tracking device.)

Ernie: Ah, this is weird! There's no sign of this ghost anywhere!

Mario: Uh, maybe it went for a bite to eat!

(Luigi is sitting at the table.)

Luigi: (in an eerie, possessed voice) Speaking of eating! This is my favorite dish!

(Luigi throws a pizza slice off of a plate and takes a bite out of the plate.)

Ernie: What's that?

Luigi: Just me chewing!

Mario: Well, chew a little softer!

(Some slime is thrown on the fridge.)

Ernie: Aha!

Mario: What was that, Ernie?

Ernie: He's here! That means he's here, with us!

(Part of Luigi's body is now covered in slime, and glowing.)

Luigi: Pleased to meet ya, boys!

Mario and Ernie: Uh oh!

Luigi: Wanna arm wrestle?

(Luigi slams his arm on the table and laughs.)

Luigi: (in a much deeper voice than before) I own Luigi! And you! You're next!

Mario: Bite your tongue, Luigi! Mama didn't raise no slime!

Ernie: Okay, be ready, Mario! This triple ricochet has a one in a million shot! It'll either drive that ghost from Luigi's body, or turn him into a drooling, moronic zombie forever!

Mario: Give it your best shot, Ernie!

(Luigi holds up the pizza pan as Ernie shoots him with his proton pack. A cloud of smoke forms, and when it dies down, Luigi is back to normal.)

Ernie: You okay, Luigi?

Luigi: Woah! Woah! Whew! Well, the good news is, I ain't no drooling moronic zombie!

Mario: You can say that again!

Luigi: Okay. I ain't no drooling moronic zombie!

Ernie: What's the bad news?

Luigi: The bad news? We gotta buy a new pizza pan! *laugh*

(Luigi points to the bent-out-of-shape pizza pan on the floor, which starts glowing green.)

Ghost: Hey, Ernie! I surrender! Just get me away from these two Goombas!

(Mario and Ernie laugh.)

Luigi: 'Til next time, everybody-

Mario, Luigi, and Ernie: Do the Mario!

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