Mario: (in his mind) Plumber's log, number 22-38. The oriental city of Sayonara. Our valient group had come in search of a secret weapon that can help us fight King Koopa. It was called Super Sushi.

Toad: What's so special about this "Super Sushi"?

Princess: Whoever eats it doubles their size and strength!

Mario: Besides that, it makes great spaghetti sauce! (to Luigi) Faster! Faster!

Luigi: What's your hurry? Boy, when it comes to food, Mario's got a one crack mind! (ground rumbles) Holy ravioli! It's an earthshake!

Toad: Look! It isn't an earthquake! It's Koopzilla!

All: Koopzilla?

Koopa: (Roar) Run, you teensy tempura tasters! I'm gonna squash this city flatter than a tofu pancake!

(Koopa smashes a building while he laughs. Koopa's huge foot is about to smash Mario and Co.)

Mario: Run for your life!

(Mario and Co. dodge the foot and dash for it.)

Luigi: Leapin' linguini! How'd the Koopa get so big?

Mario: There's only one person who can tell us that! The scientist who invented Super Sushi! Come on!

(Mario and Co. arrive at a building of some sort.)

Princess: It's an honor to meet one of the world's greatest scientists: Dr. T. Garden!

Doctor: It's honor to meet two of the world's greatest plumbers!

(Mario and Doctor bow their heads in honor, only to have their heads bonk together.)

Mario: (rubbing his head) Ouch! Sorry doc!

Doctor: Ouch!

Princess: Tell us Doctor, how'd King Koopa get to be so humongous?

Doctor: Ooh, that cursed Koopa! I'll show you. We taped it on my laboratory's hidden camera!

All: Oooh!

(Doctor presses a button.)

[Note: The shots are supposed to be the cameras, but there's over 13, maybe the Doctor spent a fortune on his system]

(Camera shows the Doctor on his chair, typing something on a computer or whatever that thing is. The digits on top say "Super Sushi" and the doors on the computer thing open up, revealing a plate of Super Sushi.)

Doctor: (holds plate up) Ooh, this is my most powerful Super Sushi yet! One taste and it's gargantua time!

(Koopa slams a door open.)

Doctor: Huh?

Koopa: I'll take that, you fish-fixin' fruitcake!

(Koopa and the Doctor have a tug of war on the plate, and Koopa wins, laughs, and starts gobbling the food on it selfishly.)

Toad: Boy, I knew the Koopa was a dirty rotten villain, but I had no idea he was such a pig!

(Koopa finishes the plate up with a lick, then burps.)

Doctor: You crazy Koopa! You ate all my Super Sushi! Now you grow too much!

Koopa: That's the idea, chopsticks for brains! (gets bigger) Rampagin' reptiles, ha ha, it's working!

Doctor: *gasp*

(Koopa smashes through the ceiling.)

Koopa: Now I'll be the most terrible tyrant to ever trample a town: Koopzilla!

(Koopa laughs, then leaves the wreckage behind. The camera shuts off.)

Doctor: It's my fault Koopzilla is destroying Sayonara.

Princess: Mario, we can't let Koopzilla ruin this city! We have to do something!

(Meanwhile, people are running as Koopa picks up a car and munches on it. He sees a bunch of airplanes shooting down at him.)

Koopa: Scram, pests! Or I'll call an exterminator!

(He hits them, causing them to crash. He sees some tanks blasting bombs at him. Koopa just blows them away.)

Koopa: Boy, destroying a city isn't all just fun and games. It's hard work!

(Mario and Luigi come riding in on a motorcycle.)

Luigi: I just hope this crazy plan of yours works!

Mario: My crazy plans always work! All we gotta do is find Koopzilla! (hears Koopa roar) That's probably him now!

(Koopa picks up a water tower and drinks the water it stored.)

Koopa: All this bashing and crashing works up an appetite!

(He munches on a radio tower. Mario and Luigi arrive on the motorcycle. Mario picks up a megaphone.)

Mario: Hey, Koopzilla, you gigantic green good-for-nothing goofball!

(Koopa looks down.)

Koopa: Well, if it isn't two little clogs who climbed out of the sewer!

Mario: We're warning you to leave right now, before we get mad and flush you down the sewer!

Koopa: I don't take lip like that from insects!

(He tries to step on them, but Mario and Luigi blast away.)

Mario: It worked Luigi! Koopzilla's chasing us!

Luigi: How lucky can we get?

Mario: Here he comes! Luigi, step on it!

(They drive away. Meanwhile, Toad is setting up a trap.)

Toad: There! Our titanic Koopzilla trap is in place!

Princess: And not a second too soon! Look!

Koopa: I'll get you yet, you little lasagna lovers!

Mario: Now we got Koopzilla right where we want him!

(They stop.)

Mario: Toad, Princess, now! Let the net go!

(Toad and Princess push the lever, which releases a net that falls on Koopa.)

Mario and Luigi: We did it!

Koopa: (roars angrily) Just wait ‘til I get my mitt on you midgets!

Mario: That net's made of solid steel, Koopzilla! You'll never get out!

Koopa: Wanna bet, you faucet fixin' featherhead?!

(He stretches the net so much, it breaks apart!)

Princess: Look out! Koopzilla's escaped!

Toad: Let's make like a drummer and beat it!

Koopa: I got you now, you pint-sized pasta eaters!

Luigi: I thought you said your plan always worked!

Mario: Just save your breath, Luigi, and run for your life!

Both: WHOA!

Koopa: Stand still, so I can squash you, you little vermin!

Luigi: How are we gonna get out of this one?

Mario: By going down the drain! Look!

(Princess and Toad are in a manhole.)

Toad: Come on, faster!

Princess: Mario, Luigi! Hurry!

Mario: Last one in's a rotten eggplant!

(Mario and Luigi jump into the manhole.)

Koopa: You won't escape that easy, you sewer-swimming slimeballs!

(He puts his hand in the manhole, trying to reach Mario and his friends.)

Luigi: We're stuck here like hairballs in a drainpipe!

Mario: Then I'll unstick us!

(Mario jumps and pulls hard on a pipe, but Koopa almost touches him!)

Luigi: Watch out, Mario!

Mario: Yikes! Oops!

(Mario falls and is holding the pipe which has a sharp end on it.)

Mario: By sticking Koopa!

(As Koopa reaches him, Mario jabs the pointy pipe on his finger.)

Koopa: OWW!

(Koopa jumps really high while holding his sore finger and blowing on it.)

Koopa: AAAH!

(He smacks onto the ground.)

Koopa: You'll pay for that you mozzerella morons! But first, I'm going to crush this city into Koopa Krumbs!

(He walks away as Mario and Co. come out of the manhole.)

Princess: We'd better do something fast, or you can say goodbye to Sayonara!

(Back at the lab, the Doctor makes another plate of Super Sushi.)

Doctor: Ooh, my latest batch of Super Sushi is now ready!

Mario: Then serve the supper! I've got to grow as big as Koopzilla so I can clean his pipes! And besides that, I'm hungry!

(Luigi places the plate in front of Mario. Mario grabs a bowl of spaghetti.)

Mario: I'll have my Super Sushi with a super-serving of spaghetti!

(He puts the Super Sushi into the bowl. Everyone else looks at it in disgust. Mario eats it.)

[Note: Mario was using a fork, right? But while he eats, the fork is replaced with a spoon!]

Luigi: That's my brother! The pasta-pulverizing plumber!

Mario: Mmmm, good!

(Mario begins to grow big.)

Princess: Look! It's working!

(Mario continues to get so big, he smashes his head through the ceiling.)

Doctor: Oh, not again! I just had that ceiling fixed!

(Mario rips through the building.)

Mario: Now it's Koopa-Klobbering time!

(Meanwhile, Koopa tears a building apart.)

Koopa: I haven't had this big a blast since I set that fire in the dynamite factory! Heh heh heh!

Mario: That's enough you revolting reptile!

(Mario jumps in front of Koopa.)

Koopa: Cursed crocodiles! It's that parmesan plumber! And he's as big as me!

Mario: That's right Koopzilla! And I'm ready for Koopa Kombat!

(Koopa and Mario jump at each other, then when they land, they push each other by their hands.)

Mario: Tell me, how'd you get to be so creepy, crummy, and crabby?

Koopa: Years of practice!

(Finally, Mario tosses Koopa away like yesterday's paper.)

Koopa: Whoa!

(Koopa slams into a building. Mario grabs his tail and swings him around.)

[Note: Mario does this in Super Mario 64!]

Koopa: Whoa!

(He crashes into ANOTHER building.)

Mario: That oughta teach you to mess with Mario!

Koopa: Is that so? Well just remember: He who Koops last, Koops best!

(He tosses a rather large piece of concrete at Mario, which misses. Koopa grabs some telephone poles.)

Koopa: I'm sending you back to lasagna land!

Mario: Easier said than done, Lizard Lips!

(He grabs a train and swings it.)

Mario: Hi-ya!

(He and Koopa battle.)

Mario: As we say in Brooklyn: Banzai!

(He slams the train but is blocked by the telephone poles.)

Koopa: Nice try, bilge brains!

(Back in the lab which is poorly fixed, Toad, Luigi and Peach watch as Koopa and Mario battle.)

Toad: Mario may save the city, but there'll be no city left!

Doctor: Terrific teriyaki! I've done it!

Princess: Done what?

Doctor: Oh, I've created the antidote for Super Sushi!

Luigi: Great garlic! Now we can shrink that kooky Koopzilla back down to size!

(Meanwhile, Mario is picked up by Koopa, and is tossed into some buildings.)

Mario: Lucky for me, that mattress factory broke my fall!

(Mario and Koopa continue fighting while Toad, Princess, and Luigi run behind a building with a huge needle.)

Toad: This is the second-biggest hypodermic needle I've ever seen!

Luigi: What was the biggest?

Toad: My last flu shot!

Princess: Get ready! When Koopzilla's closer, we'll give him an injection of Super Sushi Shrinker!

Koopa: Chew on this, pizza puss!

(He tosses a billboard sign at Mario, who jumps over it and lands in front of Koopa.)

Mario: Koopzilla, I'm going to pull the rug out from under you!

(He somehow pulls the road up like a rug, pushing Koopa away.)

Koopa: You'll pay for that you miserable mechanic of muck!

Toad: Let's make like a cactus and stick him!

(They jab the needle onto Koopa's ankle. He screams and jumps.)

Koopa: Yeow!

(He lands dizzily, then he awakens to see buildings grow.)

Koopa: Hey, this city's getting bigger! (realizes what happened) No! I'm shrinking! (to Mario) You two-bit tortellini taster! You've foiled my plans again!

Mario: That's right, Koopa! You're all Kooped out!

(Koopa brings a potion out.)

Koopa: Then, as the old saying goes, he who Koops and runs away lives to Koop another day!

(He tosses the potion on the ground and makes a hole appear.)

Princess: Look! He's escaping into a Warp Zone!

(The gang tries to catch him, but Koopa dashes into the hole and it closes, leaving them a failure to catch Koopa again.)

Luigi: Miserable macaroni! The Koopa's got away again!

Princess: Yes, but Sayonara's seen the last of him and his Koopa Krazy Konquest!

(Back at the lab, Mario's back to normal size.)

Doctor: Thank you for saving Sayonara from that gigantic green greaseball!

Princess: It was our pleasure!

Mario: All that Koopa clobbering's made me hungry!

(He opens a jar.)

Mario: Mmm! What's this?

(Mario takes a large pill out and eats it.)

Doctor: No, no, no! Don't eat that! That is my latest invention, Shrinking Sukiyaki!

Mario: *gasp*

(Mario shrinks to the size of a mouse.)

Luigi: Sufferin' spaghetti! Mario's no bigger than a mini-meatball!

(Luigi picks Mario up on his hand and shows the Doctor.)

Mario: (in a high-pitched voice) Quick, give me the antidote!

Doctor: Ooh, well, there IS no antidote! You must wait one week for it to wear off!

Mario: *gasp* Well, maybe now I can finally eat my fill of pasta!

(Everyone laughs as the camera zooms out of the lab.)

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