(The Curtain Rises on Grass Land and the title is shown.)

(One morning at Castle Koopa, Kootie Pie wakes up and looks in the mirror. Immediately she notices a huge zit on her cheek. She starts to cry.)

Kootie Pie: AAHH! This can't be happening! I got a zit! Noooooo!

(Kootie Pie, still in her nightgown, runs out of her room and into the throne room, where Koopa, still in his bathrobe, is sitting on his throne, drinking some coffee and reading the paper.)

Koopa: Kootie Pie! I can hear you from your bedroom! What's the matter?

Kootie Pie: In case you haven't noticed, I HAVE A ZIT! *sob*

(The rest of the Koopalings, still in their pyjamas, run in.)

Bully: *yawn* Hey, sis, keep it down!

Big Mouth: Yeah, some of us are still trying to sleep! Snooze, relax, doze, catch some Zs, 40 winks, nap, slumber-

Kootie Pie: Well, I HAVE A ZIT! A BIG HONKIN' UGLY ZIT!

Kooky: A zit, you say, well, I may have something that will help!

(Kooky leaves and returns shortly.)

Kooky: Presenting, my greatest creation, Shrinking Gel!

(Kooky holds up a jar filled with some green gel.)

Hip: Well, what is it-

Hop: Exactly?

Kooky: Watch and learn! But I must warn you, it's experimental and could be dangerous!

(Kooky holds the jar over Kootie Pie's head. He lets a drop pour out right onto Kootie Pie's zit.)

Kootie Pie: Eww! Get this goop off of my delicate face!

(The zit and gel begin to shrink until it can't be seen.)

Kootie Pie: Wow! It really worked!

Koopa: Kooky, let me see this gunk anyways!

(Koopa grabs the jar and sticks his finger in it, pulling out a little glob of gel.)

Kooky: No! Don't! Oh, it's too late now!

(Koopa starts shrinking)

Koopa: Oh no! What's happening? Help!

(Koopa shrinks down to one inch before he finally stops. He is covered by his bathrobe and crown, which didn't shrink as they weren't exposed to the gel.)

Koopa: Kooky! Get me back to my normal size right now, or I'll send you to the dungeon for a month with no cable TV!

Kooky: And just how will you do that?

Koopa: Look! I don't have time to argue! Just get me an antidote!

Kooky: An antidote? This stuff has never been tested until now, and you're asking for an antidote?

Koopa: Yes!

Kooky: Okay, I'll get to work on it!

Koopa: As for the rest of you brats, I may be smaller than a Micro-Goomba, but I've got a big plan! We'll need some of Kooky's gel! To the doomship!

(In the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess and Toad are outside when they notice the doomship.)

Princess: Run for it!

(Some of the gel is blasted from a cannon and gets on Toad.)

Toad: I've got a bad feeling about this!

(Toad starts to shrink down to a quarter-of-an-inch Mushroomer.)

Toad: Ahh! I hate it when I'm right!

Princess: Oh no! Mario! Luigi! Help!

(Princess grabs Toad and runs off with the doomship in pursuit. Cut to the cockpit.)

Bully: Hip! Hop! Why haven't you two fired more gel? We gotta shrink that goody-two-shoes Princess!

Hip: We have to be careful! Kooky told us-

Hop: Our supply is limited!

(Kooky is in the middle of mixing beakers on the floor.)

Kooky: Yeah, I'm too busy to whip up some more, cuz King Dad wants an antidote!

Koopa: Yeah, and you'd better hurry up! *gulp* Please!

(Cheatsy looks out the window and sees Princess catch up with the Marios.)

Cheatsy: She found the Mario Bros.! Get them while we still can!

(Cut to Mario and co.)

Princess: So they managed to shrink Toad with this weird gunk and I'm afraid-

(Princess gets hit by some gel and shrinks.)

Princess: Oh no! Save yourselves!

Luigi: Come on, Mario, we have to stop those crazy Koopas!

(Mario and Luigi split up and jump onto separate platforms. Luigi gets hit by some gel and shrinks.)

Luigi: Mario! You're our only hope now!

Mario: Let's see them try to shrink me now!

(Mario hits a block and a Starman pops out. He grabs it and becomes invincible.)

Mario: Go ahead! Do your worst!

(Mario gets hit with the gel and shrinks.)

Mario: Oh no! I guess being invincible doesn't make a difference!

(Mario and Co., are now in a hamster cage aboard the doomship.)

Koopa: There's no need to take them to my dungeon! This hamster hotel will do the job!

Toad: Why are you small too, Koopa?

Koopa: Let's just say I had an accident! I mean, none of your business! Kooky! Is that antidote ready or what?

Kooky: Hold on, King Dad! I don't know how to make a proper antidote!

Koopa: Then you'll learn, won't you?

Luigi: You won't get away with this, Koopa!

Koopa: Who's gonna stop me?

Bully: I am! When King Dad's not around, I'm in charge!

Big Mouth: Who says, Bully? What makes you think you can do as you choose? I don't agree, they don't agree, nobody agrees!

Kooky: It was my invention, so I'm in charge! Besides, I'm the oldest and strongest!

Hip: Yeah, but you're the one-

Hop: Who's invention shrunk King Dad!

Kooky: He should've known better!

Koopa: Will you kids listen to me?!

Mario: It's no use, Koopa! They're too busy arguing!

Luigi: Mario, Toad, Princess! I've got an idea!

(The four of them huddle.)

Mario: Hey, uh Koopa, we have an idea!

Koopa: Whadda ya mean?

Mario: Luigi and I know a bit about science! Help us out and we'll try and make an antidote!

Koopa: Why should I?

Princess: What have you got to lose?

Koopa: Hmm, maybe you hard-headed humans have a point!

(Koopa pulls on the door of the cage and manages to open it. The four of them get out.)

Koopa: There! Now no funny stuff!

(Mario and Luigi jump off the counter to the floor and run towards Kooky's beakers.)

Big Mouth: Alright! Can everyone agree on this? There are seven of us and there's seven days of the week so each one of us gets to be in charge for a 24 hour period whether they like it or not-

(Kootie Pie covers Big Mouth's mouth.)

Bully: We get the point! And since today is Monday, the Monday leader gets to be in charge! And since that's me, I say we-

Cheatsy: We what?

Bully: Those Mario Bros. escaped!

(Bully points to Kooky's beakers.)

Luigi: Remind me why we're doing this again?

Mario: I told Koopa we were good at science so we could get out of the cage!

Luigi: Since when are we science geeks?

Mario: Hey, I got us out!

Luigi: *gulp* Oh no, Mario! Those Koopa Kids, they've got us!

(The Koopa Kids are about to stomp on the Marios, who hide behind a beaker. Bully picks it up and throws it away. It lands near Koopa and breaks, causing its contents to splash all over him.)

Koopa: Yeah! Get those Mario brats! I almost don't care that I'm still small!

(Cheatsy grabs Luigi, while Hop grabs Mario.)

Koopa: What's happening to me?

(Koopa grows back to his normal size.)

Princess: Quick, Toad! Follow me! We have to get out of here!

(They run out of the cockpit.)

Bully: Now that we've got the Mario Bros. under control-

(Koopa taps Bully on the back and startles the Koopa Kids.)

Koopa: I hate to disappoint you, kiddies! But I'm in charge now! Now, put those pesky plumbers back in that cage!

Cheatsy: Where'd Princess and Toad go?

Koopa: Who cares? They couldn't have gone far!

(Princess and Toad are running through a corridor of the doomship when all of a sudden Toad grows back to his normal size and Princess bumps into him.)

Toad: Hey, who knew that this stuff would wear off?

Princess: We'd better be careful! If you're back to normal size, Koopa probably is too!

(Cut to the cockpit.)

Kooky: King Dad, how did you get back to normal size, anyways?

Koopa: Those Mario Bros. must've made an antidote somehow! And you kids had perfect timing so that they couldn't use it! Remind me to reward you when we get home!

(Cut to the corridors.)

Princess: I should grow back to normal any second now!

Toad: Yeah, how long can this stuff last, anyways?

(Princess grows back to normal size.)

Princess: Alright! This means that Mario and Luigi should grow back any second now!

(Cut to the cockpit. Kooky is inspecting the chemicals.)

Kooky: King Dad! This is just sodium!

Koopa: What does that mean?

Kooky: It means-

Kootie Pie: Ahh! My zit is back! Who knows how long it's been since it came back!

(A Rocky Wrench and a Sledge Brother show up with Princess and Toad.)

Sledge Bro: King Koopa! We found these stowaways running around!

Kooky: You do the math!

(Luigi bursts out of the cage, restored to full size.)

Luigi: Alright! Come on Mario! It's your turn any second!

(Mario grows back to his regular size too.)

Mario: Let's get Princess and Toad and get out of here!

Mario jumps onto the Sledge Bros., while Luigi jumps onto the Rocky Wrench. They run off with Princess and Toad.)

Mario: So long, Koopa!

Koopa: Grr! They make me so mad!

(Cut to Koopa's throne room.)

Bully: Sorry King Dad! Be we agreed that I'm in charge today!

Koopa: Fine, but then tomorrow I'll-

Kootie Pie: Sorry! But it's my turn Tuesdays, which is tomorrow!

Koopa: Then on Wednesday-

Hip: It's my turn!

Hop: And I've got Thursdays!

Big Mouth: Fridays are mine!

Kooky: I've called Saturdays!

Cheatsy: And I've got dibs on Sundays!

Koopa: Well then I'm going to-

Bully: What?

Koopa: Well if I can't be a ruler today or any other day, that must mean- Aw forget it! Guards!

(The curtain falls.)

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