The curtain rises on Grass Land and the title is shown.

(Cut to Castle Koopa. Koopa is pacing in his throne room. The Koopalings are  watching.)

Koopa: I really wish that there was a way to show everyone that us Koopas  will rule the world eventually!

Bully: Yeah, too bad those Mario Bros. always manage to stop us!

Cheatsy: If we use our wands or one of Kooky’s inventions, those pesky plumbers steal them and undo what we did!

Kooky: No kidding! I spent many long nights on some of my Kooptacular contraptions!

Koopa: What if Kooky built his inventions with a password only us Koopas knew?

Kooky: Woah! That’s such a great idea! Thanks King Dad! But what do you want me to Koop up next?

Koopa: Oh, I’ve got just the thing in mind! Remember, we’ve got to show everyone that we will rule the world!

(It is dawn in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Luigi are in their pajamas sleeping in their bunk bed. A rooster crows. Mario wakes up. He yawns and looks down to Luigi, who is sleeping on the bottom bunk.)

Mario: Wake up Luigi!

Luigi: Zzz...

(Luigi’s alarm clock goes off. Luigi suddenly wakes up.)

Luigi: WAH! YEESH! Morning already? Aye aye aye! Five more minutes Mom!

Mario: C’mon Luigi, rise and shine!

(Luigi karate chops his alarm clock.)

Mario: Luigi, you waste more clocks that way!

Luigi: Mario, I think I hear something outside!

(They get out of their beds and look out the window.)

(They see the doomship flying around in the sky.)

Mario: Oh no, what’s Koopa up to?

Luigi: I bet he hasn’t even had breakfast yet!

(Cut to the doomship cockpit.)

Koopa: Heh heh, you gotta get up early in the morning to beat King Koopa!

Kootie Pie: How much further, Daddykins?

Koopa: We’re almost there!

(The doomship flies through a warp pipe. It comes out of a warp pipe somewhere in a Real World forest and flies over to Mount Rushmore.)

Koopa: Alright kids, were here! Kooky! Show your siblings your latest invention!

Kooky: Presenting, my latest invention, the Koopa Carver!

(Kooky pulls the sheet off of his invention, which is a ray gun.)

Hip: So what does it-

Hop: Do?

Kooky: It remolds rocks! Watch this!

(Kooky punches in a lot of buttons and points the Koopa Carver out the window and aims it at Mount Rushmore.)

(The Koopa Carver shoots Mount Rushmore with a laser beam. The mountain flashes and when the flash disappears, the faces of the presidents are replaced with faces of Koopa and the Koopalings.)

Big Mouth: Wow! We really did show ‘em! And best of all there’s a password on the Koopa Carver so if somehow the Mario Bros. find it they must enter the password which they will never ever find in a million bajillion years give or take a zillion-

Cheatsy: Quiet, Big Mouth! Aren’t you excited?

Big Mouth: Oh of course I’m excited! Have I ever not been excited?

Everyone Else: -

Big Mouth: Don’t answer that!

Kootie Pie: It’s so beautiful! My face at least! Looking over all those defenseless tourists!

Koopa: Speaking of tourists, listen to this!

(Koopa turns on a TV.)

News Anchor: Breaking news! Mount Rushmore has been changed! Instead of the faces of former presidents George Washington, Theodore Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln, there are eight faces that appear to be, or so I’m told, Koopas! Let’s ask a tourist what he saw happen to Mount Rushmore!

Koopa: You meant, Mount Koopmore!

(The scene changes to a tourist standing next to the lookout platform.)

Tourist: This big flying wooden ship appeared out of nowhere, zapped the mountain, and changed the faces! Talk about weird! Hey, there it is up there!

(The camera looks up and sees the doomship.)

Bully: Cool, the doomship’s on TV!

Koopa: If they want to shoot a video of us, we have to right to shoot them!

(The doomship fires some Bullet Bills near the reporter.)

Reporter: Call in the army, the marines, the navy, the air force!

Koopa: We’ll be ready for them, heh heh!

(Mario, Luigi, Princess, and Toad, all with Raccoon power, fly through the warp pipe.)

Princess: Oh no! Mount Rushmore’s been Koopafied!

Toad: Look, there’s the doomship!

Mario: Let’s get there and make Koopa turn the mountain back to normal!

(They fly over to the doomship.)

Hop: Hey Pop, the Mario Bros.-

Hip: Are coming!

Koopa: Took them long enough! But who cares? Rocky Wrenches, dispose of Mario and his friends!

(Some Rocky Wrenches throw wrenches at Mario and co. They lose their Raccoon power and fall to the ground.)

Luigi: Uh oh, we need some more power-ups!

Princess: Toad, go back to the Mushroom Kingdom and find power-ups for Mario and Luigi!

Toad: Alright, but I’ve got to find another warp pipe!

Princess: Only get a few, we need them soon!

(Toad runs off. A bunch of tanks and jets approach the doomship.)

(The president, who resembles George W. Bush, is in a jet. He picks up a megaphone.)

President: Attention whoever you are! You have five minutes to surrender, or we will destroy your vehicle!

Kootie Pie: Daddykins, this is scary!

Koopa: What’s to be scared of? I’ve dealt with the army lots of times! Just watch!

(Koopa presses a button. A bunch of Fire Chomps get fired from the doomship. They hit the jets and tanks, which burn up upon impact. People parachute out  of the jets and jump out of the tanks. Mario and Luigi walk up to the president. Some secret service members get in their way.

Member: Sorry pal, this is not the time to talk to the president!

Luigi: But we need too! We know how to deal with these Koopas!

Mario: Yeah, just give us a megaphone and five minutes!

Member: Sorry, no can do! Please run along, this is very serious!

President: What’s wrong?

Member: These two fellas say they can deal with these Koopas!

President: Are you serious?

Luigi: Of course we’re serious!

(The president hands Luigi the megaphone.)

Luigi: Bowser Koopa! Turn Mount Rushmore back to normal and leave, or else!

Koopa: Or else what?

Luigi: Um, we’re working on a punishment right now!

(A member takes away the megaphone.)

Member: Sorry, this thing is for serious people only!

Mario: Gee, that went well!

Princess: Don’t worry, Toad will be back soon!

(Cut to the Mushroom Kingdom. There are bricks littering the ground.)

Toad: Where are all the power-ups? There’s no Fire Flowers, Super Leafs, or any suits! Nothing!

(Two Sledge Bros. walk up to Toad.)

Sledge Brother: What are you up to, Toad? We got orders from Koopa to make sure nobody leaves or enters the Mushroom Kingdom!

Toad: Ahh!

(Toad runs into a warp pipe which leads to a small underground room where he sees a ? Block.)

Toad: Well, every cloud has a silver lining!

(Toad hits the block and two P Wings pop out.)

Toad: Just what the doctor ordered!

(Toad grabs the P Wings and leaves.)

Sledge Brother: Where do you think you’re going?

Toad: Yaah!

(The Sledge Bros. chase Toad through the Mushroom Kingdom. He finds the warp pipe that he used to enter and runs in.)

Toad: Help me!

Princess: It’s Toad! And he brought two P Wings!

Luigi: Yeah, and two troublesome troublemakers!

(Mario and Luigi grab the P Wings and gain Raccoon power plus Ps on their tummies.)

Mario: Let’s show those Sledge Bros. some Super Mario super fighting!

(They fly up to the Sledge Bros. and whap them with their tails, knocking them out.)

Cheatsy: Uh oh, those stupid Mario Bros. got some reinforcements!

Koopa: Well, I’m gonna have to enforce some of my own force!

(Mario and Luigi fly up to the doomship. The song Bombs Away starts up.)

When you’re ready to launch an attack
Ya gotta bring out the big guns
Ya get everything ready
It’s time to start the fun
Bombs away!
It’s a blast!
Bombs away!
That was fast!
Bombs away!
When you want to show off your doom
Just get some bombs
They go ka-boom
Bombs aways!
They’re explosive and tough
They’ll get you out of the rough
Just aim the cannons and
Bombs away!

(Throughout the song, Mario and Luigi dodge the various enemies and their attacks. A Lakitu throws a Spiny egg at them. Luigi hits the egg with his tail and it goes flying back at the Lakitu. Mario hits three Bob-ombs with his tail like a baseball bat. They go flying back into the doomship and the weapons malfunction. They fly into the doomship as the song ends.)

Big Mouth: Get out of here, you don’t belong here!

Mario: You’ve had your fun, now turn Mount Rushmore back to normal!

Koopa: Mount Koopmore is staying the way it is! Mwa ha ha!

Kooky: He’s right! In order to use the Koopa Carver, you need a password!

Kootie Pie: And you have no idea what the password is! So there, there’s nothing you can do!

Luigi: A password? Oh boy, this doesn’t look good!

Mario: Oh, it’s probably something easy like Koopa!

Koopa: I’ll make you a deal, figure out the password, and we’ll restore the mountain and go home peacefully!

Luigi: I suppose it will take a couple of tries!

Kooky: A couple billion tries! You’ll never guess it!

(Mario walks up to the Koopa Carver and presses all sorts of buttons.)

Mario: Aw, nothing will work!

(The Koopa Carver breaks.)

Luigi: Oh no, you pressed too many buttons!

Koopa: Hey, who needs a password? We can just destroy the inventions after we don’t need them!

Mario: Now what?

Koopa: Now you pay!

(Boom Boom enters the cockpit.)

Mario: You take care of Boom Boom, I’ll deal with the Koopas!

(Mario flies over to the Koopas while Luigi gets ready to fight Boom Boom. The Koopas pull out their wands.)

Mario: Yikes!

Hip: Take this-

Hop: You pathetic plumber!

They all zap Mario but miss him.

Koopa: C’mon kids, he can’t evade us forever, even with that P Wing!

(Luigi jumps on Boom Boom, dodges his attack, and jumps on him two more times, making him fall over.)

Luigi: That oughta show ‘em!

Mario: Luigi, watch out!

Kootie Pie: Look what Luigi did to Boom Boom! Stop him!

(The Koopas charge up their wands.)

Luigi: Oh no!

(Luigi hides behind Boom Boom’s body. The Koopas shoot and hit Boom Boom’s shell, so their attacks bounce back at them. A cloud of smoke fills the room. When it fades out, we see that all but one of their wands broke into many pieces. The wand that didn’t get destroyed is lying on the floor.)

Koopa: Aha!

Mario: No you don’t, Koopa!

(Mario grabs the wand and hits Koopa with his tail. He points the wand at the Koopas.)

Mario: Hands in the air!

(They put their hands in the air.)

Koopa: It doesn’t matter what happens now, they still can’t restore the mountain!

Mario: I have an idea!

Bully: I have an idea too! It’s called go home and think about why you’ll never stop the Koopas!

(Mario points the wand at Bully.)

Bully: So, *gulp* what’s your idea?

(Mario and co. and the Koopas are standing on Mount Koopmore. The Koopas are holding jack hammers.)

Cheatsy: Are you saying that we have to stay here and fix the mountain by hand?

Hip: This isn’t fair! Some of us-

Hop: Didn’t do anything!

Princess: Well, all we know is that the Koopas are responsible!

Kootie Pie: But it was mostly King Dad and Kooky’s idea! We just tagged along!

Koopa: It’s all your fault, Kooky! You put a stupid password on the Koopa Carver!

Kooky: You told me to, Dad!

Koopa: Yeah, but I didn’t think-

Luigi: Think what?

(Koopa looks at the mountain and all the work that needs to be done. He faints as the curtain falls.)

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