Narrator: Last time on Super Mario RPG, after getting the fourth Star of wishes from Star Hill Mario makes his way towards Seaside Town where he hopes to find the next Star.

(Mario, Mallow, Geno, Peach, and Bowser are walking through an open area.)

Mario: Mammamia, I'm hungry. Peach, what's for dinner?

Peach: Nothing, we're out of evrerything except these Koopa Krunchies, but-

Mario: That'll do. *chomp chomp* Blech, ptooie, what is this stuff ?

Peach: Only Koopas can eat it.

Bowser: Yeah, so back off.

Mallow: Hey guys, there's a town over there so that means-

Mario: FOOD!

(Mario runs off and everyone else follows.)

Mario: Here's a shop.

(Mario opens the door to find that no one's there.)

Peach: There's no one here.

(The gang goes into another shop.)

Mushroom person: Yyyyyessss?

Mario: I'll have some pasta, some lasagna, and-

Mushroom Person: One mmmmilllionnnn cooinns.

Mario: What?!

Peach: No normal shop sells that high.

Mushroom Person: Whhaattt? Ohh, I mmmmeaannn, one coin.

Mario: Huh? Oh, well you're the boss.

(Mario hands the Mushroom person a coin and stuffs his face.)

After the meal...

Geno: Let's see if anyone here knows about the Stars.

Mario: Yeah.

(Mairo and co. head for the elder's house.)

Elder: Ah, Mario, you must go to Captain Johnathan Jones' ship to retrieve the Star Piece.

Mario: Guess he's heard of us. Well let's go.

Peach: Captain Johnathan Jones' ship is at the bottom of the ocean. We'll hire a boat.

At night...

Mario: So who is Johnathan Jones anyway?

Mallow: Grandpa once told me about him, he was once a pirate who roamed the ocean looking for people to plunder, but one day his ship was attacked by a giant squid that sunk it to the bottom of the ocean.

Bowser: Waaoooh.

Mario: What is it?

Peach: Whirlpool!

(The whirlpool sucks up Mario and co. They waken in a damp room.)

Mario: What luck, I think this is it.

(Mario and the gang walk until...)

Peach: Greapers!

Mario: What?

(Mario turns around to see several Greapers.)

Mario: Super Jump!

(Mario jumps on all six Greapers, destroying them. Something touches Mallow.)

Mallow: Hee hee hee! Stop it, that tickles.

(Mallow turns around to see a Dry Bones.)

Mallow: Waah!

(Mario punches it and it falls down.)

Mallow: Whew, thanks Mario.

(The Dry Bones gets up again.)

Bowser: Mario, put some muscle into it, like this!

(Bowser picks up Mario and throws him Hurly Glove-style.)

Mario: Wooooaaaaaahhhh!

(Mario bangs into the Dry Bones, causing it to fall down and then regenarate.)

Geno: No Bowser, THIS is how you attack a Dry Bones. Geno Beam!

(Geno blasts the Dry Bones, sending it to its demise.)

Mario: Let's go.

(They reach some water.)

Mario: I'll go first.

(Mario swims across.)

Mario: Go Mallow.

Mallow: Okay.

(Mallow jumps in but soon starts flopping about).

Mallow: Waaaaah, help me!

(Mario saves Mallow and brings him to the other side.)

Bowser: (to Peach) I'll go next and dempnstrate how much better than Mario I am.

(Bowser jumps in but starts splashing frantically.)

Bowser: Waaah, help, I'm going to die!

(Bowser climbs out.)

Mario: Okay, you guys stay here. Mallow and I'll find a way for you guys to get across)

Bowser: Yeah, *pant* it's for the best.

(Mario and Mallow go into a door and are in a room full of many doors.)

Mario: Hmm, which one to go through?

???: I'll tell you.

Mario: Who's there?

Mallow (who's shivering): Is it a ghost?

(A Shaman emerges from a door.)

Shaman: Inside that door is where King Kalamari, the king of the Bloopers, is imprisoned, and beyond there is where Captain Johnathan "Johnny" Jones is.

Mario: Let's go then.

Shaman: Not so fast, the door requires a password.

Mario: What is it?

Shaman: I just heard it's a six letter word with four consanants and two vowels, and it's something precious found at the bottom of the sea.

Mario: Well, we'll try and solve it. Thanks.

Shaman: You're welcome, and good luck.

(The scene switches to Peach, Bowser, and Geno.)

Bowser: I know a short cut.

Peach: Where?

Bowser: Kiss me and I'll tell you.

Peach: No way!

(Peach throws a bomb at Bowser, and Geno starts laughing. The force knocks Bowser into the wall, breaking it).

Bowser: Fungah, that was it.

Peach: Let's go.

(The three enter a dark room.)

Peach: We should hold hands.

Bowser: Gladly!

(Bowser grabs a hand.)

Bowser: Gee, Peach, when'd your hand get so wooden?

Geno: That's MY hand.

Bowser: Oops. Ah, here it is.

(Bowser grabs another hand.)

Bowser: Gee, Peach, when'd your hand get so slimy?

Peach: That's not my hand!

Geno: Not mine either.

(Something grabs Bowser, Peach, and Geno, and the scene switches back to Mario and Mallow, who are trying to solve the password.)

Mario: Pastas? Nope.

Mallow: Hey look, an oyster. I wonder if there are any pearls inside.

(The key falls down.)

Mallow: Nope, no pearls.

Mario: Mallow, you're a genius!

Mallow: I am?

Mario: Yeah, the password was pearls!

Mallow: Yeah, I knew that.

Mario: Let's go Mallow.

(Mario opens the door to find eight tentacles holding up Bowser, Peach, and Geno.)

Peach: Help!

Narrator: And thus ends another exciting episode. Will Mario beat King Kalimari, or is this Mario's final fight? Join us next time for the next thrilling episode of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars.

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