(Fade in.)

Mario: Plumber's Log, number 4-50. Our group had traveled to Itstoocoldout Land, a winter wonderland full of snow. We heard that the evil King Koopa had gone to Itstoocoldout Land to terrorize Icecube City.

(Mario and his friends have been bundled up in snowsuits and walk up to Mayor Snowflake.)

Mayor: Welcome Mario Bros.! Thank you for coming to Icecube City to protect us from the evil Snow Koopa! You may need this just in case you're too cold.

Mario: What's that?

Mayor: A hair dryer! The best part about it is that it runs on AA Batteries, and it lasts for six hours!

Princess: So where is this Snow Koopa?

Mayor: Up on that mountain. See? (pointing to a tiny cave) That's where he lives!

Toad: I never knew about that! He must be too cool to live there!

(Everyone except Luigi laughs.)

Luigi: That cave? Creepy.

(Camera moves into the cave.)

Snow Koopa: At last! *laugh* My Freeze Machine is almost finished!

(Camera moves in to show a refrigerator-like machine.)

Snow Koopa: Now it needs a little warmth, and then it's complete! TRICLYDE!

(Triclyde enters the room.)

Triclyde: Y-y-yes, Snow Koopa?

Snow Koopa: I need you to breathe a little fire on this machine to complete it!

(Triclyde breathes fire on it.)

Snow Koopa: STOP! I SAID A LITTLE, NOT TOO MUCH! IT'LL BE RUINED, YOU IDIOT!

(The fire calms down, not damaging the machine.)

Snow Koopa: That's better! With this new weapon, I'm gonna turn Icecube City into a REAL ice cube! *evil laugh*

(Camera moves down the mountain, where Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Princess are climbing up the side.)

Toad: Great, my feet feel like I just stepped in an ice cube-making machine! I can't feel them anymore!

Mario: That's because they're numb, Toad.

Luigi: Mario, look out!

Mario: Leapin' lasagna!

All: Flurries!

(Six Flurries run down the mountain after Mario and his friends.)

Princess: Aha!

(Princess pulls up a grass sprout.)

Princess: A Magic Potion!

(Princess throws it on a cliff, causing a door to appear.)

Princess: Let's hide in here!

(Mario, Luigi, and Princess jump inside the door to Subspace, but Toad gets swept away by a Flurry.)

Toad: HELP ME!

Mario: Hold on, I'm coming, Toad!

(Mario pulls up a grass sprout, which makes a turnip appear.)

Mario: Take this!

Mario tosses the turnip at a Flurry, knocking him off his feet and causing him to let go of Toad while he falls onto the ground and rolls down the mountain, forming a huge snowball that collides with the other Flurries.)

Mario: Come on!

(Everyone jumps out of the mysterious door and gets to Toad.)

Toad: Thanks, I'm safe for now! Let's go!

Snow Koopa: Too late, freaky fungus! (appearing on a cliff) Right now, you've crossed the line! TAKE THIS!

(The machine that was with him opens a door and shoots a beam at Toad.)

Toad: HELP MEEEEEEeeee...

(Toad becomes frozen in ice.)

Snow Koopa: Fan-kooping-tastic! It worked! Now as for you three...

(Snow Koopa opens another door, which makes giant ice cubes come out.)

Mario: RUN!

(Everyone tries to run away but gets hit by an ice cube and falls on their back. They all look up at Triclyde, Mouser, and Koopa Troopa.)

Snow Koopa: Now you must surrender, or you will taste my frozen fury!

(Everyone gasps.)

(Camera goes inside the cave, where Mario, Luigi, and Princess are frozen except for their heads and Mouser, Koopa Troopa, and Triclyde are watching them, while Toad, still completely frozen in ice, is set on a mall platform.)

Snow Koopa: Now that you're all stuck, I'll be free to freeze Icecube City as I please, and you can't stop me!

(Snow Koopa and his minions laugh.)

Triclyde: If any of you TRIES to get away, I'll roast you!

Koopa Troopa: Yeah, so stay there! OR ELSE!

(Snow Koopa leaves.)

Mario: Wait! I got it! The battery-operated hair dryer that was in the bag earlier, I can melt Toad out of the ice and he can help!

(Mario blows on the ice on his arm until it is warm enough to melt so his arm is free. Turning to Koopa Troopa, Triclyde, and Mouser, he pulls out the hair drier and uses it to free his other arm, then points it at Toad, turns it on, and causes a wave of heat, melting the ice from Toad. When the ice has fully melted, Mario throws the hair drier on the floor towards Toad.)

Toad: ...eeeeeEEEEEE! Wait! (looking around) I'm FREE!

(Toad picks up the hair dryer and he uses it to melt Mario's ice. Mario grabs a nearby Fire Flower and burns the others' icy bodies, causing them to fall. Mario safely catches them.)

Princess: Thanks, Mario!

Mario: You're welcome, but since I'm the coolest, let's attack the freaks!

(The song "I'm the coolest" plays. Luigi grabs a Fire Flower and melts a wall that holds a Starman which Mario grabs, gaining invincibility power. Mario punches Mouser and Troopa, but he runs out of invincibility and gets bitten by Triclyde, causing him to lose his fire power. Toad hits Triclyde with a snowball, distracting him. While Triclyde chases Toad around the room, Luigi uncovers another Fire Flower and tosses it to Mario, who uses it to defeat Triclyde. The song ends.)

I'm the coolest
There ain't nobody stoppin' me
From havin' the foolest
Idea of being the coolest
One ever in the world
Of the coolest
One ever in the world

I'm the coolest
If you're in the North Pole
And you're icy-cold
Just remember that
You're the coolest
One in the world

Mario: Let's catch that crummy Koopa, and cool his crime!

(Camera goes to Icecube City, where Snow Koopa is freezing everyone in ice.)

Snow Koopa: Icecube City will be mine! *evil laugh*

Mario (still with fire power): Not so fast, you revolting reptile!

Snow Koopa: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! You escaped?! That's it! (turning his machine at the Marios) I'll freeze you, you ravioli-rampagin' loser!

(Snow Koopa turns the machine on.)

Mario: Easier said than done, Lizard Lips!

(Mario shoots a fireball. When the flame hits the machine, it melts into a puddle.)

Snow Koopa: AARRGGHH! You veggie-eatin' idiot! You foiled my plans again!

Mario: That's right, Snow Koopa! Now maybe you'll surrender for once!

(Snow Koopa picks up a Magic Potion which he tosses the at a wall, creating a tunnel. When he runs into the tunnel, it disappears.)

Toad: Whoa! He escaped into a warp zone!

Princess: Yes, but Itstoocoldout has seen that Koopa for the last time!

Later...

Mayor: Thank you for saving Icecube City from that cold reptile!

Luigi: It was our pleasure!

Mario (without fire power): I'm freezing! Where's the hair dryer? *gasp* I left it in the cave! I'll be right back!

(Mario starts to climb the mountain again.)

Toad: I guess he'll be the "coolest" plumber ever!

(Everyone laughs. Fade out.)

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