(The curtain rises on Sky Land and the title is shown.)

(Open to an establishing shot of Castle Koopa. Cut to Kootie Pie's room, which is filled to the brim with clothes and jewelry. Kootie Pie is sitting on her bed, browsing through a fashion catalogue.)

Kootie Pie: This stuff sure looks expensive. But, if there's anything I want, all I have to do is ask.

(Kootie Pie puts down the catalogue very gently. In another part of the castle, Koopa is polishing a statue of himself while whistling a little tune.)

Kootie Pie: *yelling from offscreeen* KING DAAAAAAAAD!

(Kootie Pie's yelling startles Koopa, who runs straight to Kootie Pie's room, gasping for air. Kootie Pie is still yelling and now jumping on her bed.)

Koopa: *gasp* What is it, precious?

Kootie Pie: Took you long enough!

(Kootie Pie jumps off of her bed and shows the catalogue to her dad.)

Kootie Pie: Do you see this coat? Isn't it something that I am truly deserving of owning? What do you say?

(Koopa glances at a picture of a fur coat in the catalogue, and looks around Kootie Pie's room.)

Koopa: I don't know, Kootie Pie. Don't you have enough stuff already?

Kootie Pie: You mean, I can't have the coat, which is fitting for a girl as wonderful as myself?

Koopa: I'll see.

Kootie Pie: You'll see? You'll see? As in, I can't have the coat this very instant?

Koopa: More or less.

(Kootie Pie starts to cry and scream, and throws a huge tantrum. Koopa is unable to stop her, as she is so loud. The walls and window in her room start to crumble.)

Koopa: My castle! Your temper tantrum is wrecking my ultimately horrifying home! Stop it! I'll buy you the stupid coat!

(Kootie Pie stops her tantrum.)

Kootie Pie: Thank you for caving in, King Dad! And the coat is not stupid!

Koopa: It was either the castle or myself who would cave in! Don't you realize how dangerous you can be when you're angry?

(Kooky enters the room.)

Kooky: Woah, woah, woah! What's going on in here? I'm working on my latest invention!

Koopa: Your darling sister was having a temper tantrum, that's what!

Kooky: Her temper tantrum did all that? That could be quite useful!

Koopa: How could it be useful?

Kooky: My new invention, the Sound Pounder, amplifies sound! Imagine if we amplified one of Kootie Pie's temper tantrums! Think of all the demolition we could cause! Woah, woah, woah!

(Cut to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Luigi are walking down a path.)

Mario: It's a good thing we took care of all those Chain Chomps today!

Luigi: Yeah, those chompers nearly ate up half the entire store! Good thing we got there when we did!

(A yelling sound is heard.)

Mario: What was that?

(The Bros. look around and see nothing out of the ordinary. Luigi looks up and points.)

Luigi: Look!

(A male Mushroomer is falling down from the sky, straight towards the ground.)

Mushroomer: Help!

Mario: Oh no!

(Mario runs over to a block and hits it, and a Super Leaf pops out. After gaining Raccoon Power, he flies up to the Mushroomer, catches him, and flies back down to the ground.)

Mushroomer: Thank you! You saved my life!

Luigi: What happened?

Mushroomer: I don't know! I was just walking home, when the cloud I was standing on started to crumble away! Then I just fell!

Mario: But clouds don't just crumble!

Luigi: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Mario: Definitely a Koopatastrophe! We'd better check this out!

(Cut to a series of platforms leading up to Sky Land. Luigi jumps up from platform to platform, while Mario flies overhead.)

Luigi: Boy, I sure hope no one else falls from Sky Land! If we don't stop Koopa soon, we could be in big trouble!

Kootie Pie: WAAAAAH! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!

(The Mario Bros. cover their ears as they hear Kootie Pie scream.)

Luigi: Mario! That was so loud! Where do you think it came from?

Mario: And how? That was way too loud for any microphone!

Kootie Pie: DAAAAAD!

(The platform Luigi is standing on starts to crumble.)

Luigi: Mario!

(Mario grabs Luigi and continues to fly up to Sky Land.)

(Cut to the doomship, which is floating above Sky Land. Koopa, Kootie Pie, and Kooky are in the cockpit. Kootie Pie is at the window, standing next to the Sound Pounder, which looks like a microphone that's hooked up to a satellite dish.

Koopa: This is great! Kootie Pie's voice being used as a weapon! Now it'll annoy others, and not me!

Kooky: And Sky Land is the perfect place for practice! The clouds will crumble very easily!

Koopa: And if the residents of Sky Land refuse to fork over their kingdom to me, no one can have it!

Kootie Pie: Do I have to keep yelling? My throat is starting to hurt.

Koopa: You'll do as your told if you want to get that coat! In the meantime, have a sore throat lozenge!

(Koopa hands Kootie Pie a pack of lozenges, which she throws on the floor.)

Kootie Pie: Those are yucky! I want pistachio ice cream!

Koopa: You can have whatever you want in a moment, we just need to give the residents of Sky Land another big scare first!

(A crowd of people have gathered in front of Mario and Luigi.)

Mario: Everyone, listen to me, we need you to evacuate Sky Land right away, before the entire place gets Koopafied!

Luigi: Yeah, Mario and I will take care of the Koopas in the meantime!

Kootie Pie: KING DADDY! I WANT IT NOOOOOOOW!

(The entire place begins to rumble, and people start screaming and panicking.)

Mario: Come on, you all need to get out of here!

(The crowd follows Mario. Kootie Pie is still yelling into the Sound Pounder.)

Koopa: Keep it up sweetums, and you can have a thousand coats!

Kootie Pie: I don't think I can keep on yelling!

Kooky: Don't worry sis, I've just set the Sound Pounder to record your voice! Now you can take a breather!

Kootie Pie: Prove it!

(Kooky presses a button, and Kootie Pie's voice comes flaring out of the Machine. Cut to the Bros. and the crowd, who have reached the top of a stairway of platforms.)

Luigi: Down here!

(The platforms begin to crumble.)

Mario: Oh no! Come on, the warp pipe!

Koopa: I'm not gonna let those two ruin my fun this time!

(The doomship flies over to the warp pipe. A claw lowers down and plucks it out of the clouds before anyone can reach it.)

Mario: Oh no!

(Koopa sticks his head out of the window.)

Koopa: Better luck next time, Plumb and Plumber! That is, if there is a next time! Ha ha ha!

Kootie Pie: King Dad! I want my ice cream now!

Koopa: Oh, all right! We need to get out of here anyway before the Mario Bros. come after us!

Kooky: Where will we go, King Dad?

Koopa: My Sky Fortress! From there we can keep an eye on Sky Land!

(The doomship flies away from Sky Land to a fortress made out of clouds in the distance.)

Mario: Come on, Luigi! You need to get airborne yourself so you can fly to the fortress with me!

(Luigi runs off and returns holding a Cape Feather. He squeezes it and becomes Cape Luigi. The two take off into the vast sky and fly towards the fortress. Cut to the interior of the cloudy fortress. Kootie Pie is sitting at a table and a Hammer Brother presents her with an ice cream cone.)

Kootie Pie: This is very thoughtful of you, but I prefer my ice cream IN A BOWL!

(The Hammer Brother fumbles with the cone, which he throws into the air and onto his head.)

Hammer Brother: Yes, Kootie Pie.

(Cut to the Mario Bros., who fly over to the doomship, which is parked next to the fortress.)

Luigi: Oh no, Kooky's contraption isn't here!

Mario: They must've taken it inside the fortress, come on!

(The Bros. fly into the front doors of the fortress.)

Thwimp: Intruders! Stop them!

The Thwimp bounces after Mario and Luigi, towards a group of Dry Bones and Bony Beetles.)

Mario: I'm surrounded!

(The Thwimp hits Mario, who loses his Raccoon Power.)

Luigi: All right, that's it!

(The song "Deep Danger" starts up.)

We're in deep danger
No strangers
Cuz we have all the might
My reaction
To action
Is to go and win this fight
Cape Luigi's number one
He's the guy who'll get the job done
We're in deep danger
No strangers
Cuz we have all the might
My reaction
To action
Is to win this fight

(Luigi twirls around and defeats all the Bony Beetles and Dry Bones with his cape. He and Mario run towards a wall and up it by using a Triangle Block. A Lil' Sparky gives chase as they run onto the ceiling with another Triangle Block. A line of Spinies who are hanging from the ceiling line up to form a blockade, but Luigi spins through them too. The Bros. run through a warp pipe and come out in a room with four Chargin' Chucks. Luigi spin attacks three of them. The last one jumps at Luigi, but Mario picks up a grab block and defeats the last one in time. The song ends.)

Mario: Okay, Luigi! Let's go find that device so we can stop all this madness!

(They walk up to a doorway and peek inside. Koopa and Kooky are waiting for Kootie Pie to finish her bowl of ice cream. The Sound Pounder is lying on a table by the doorway.)

Koopa: Are you done yet?

Kootie Pie: Does it look like I'm done?

(Mario grabs the Sound Pounder, but the Koopas spot him.)

Koopa: The Sound Pounder! Those drain brains snatched it! Whatever shall we do?

Kooky: After them!

Mario: Luigi! Start twirling!

(Luigi spins around, and Mario tosses the Sound Pounder at Luigi, whose spinning breaks the machine.)

Mario: Let's get out of here and tell the citizens of Sky Land they're okay!

(The Bros. run off.)

Koopa: You do that, Mario!

(Luigi, who's holding Mario, flies back to the crowd.)

Luigi: Well, we took care of the Sound Pounder!

Mushroom Woman: Then why is the doomship heading this way?

Luigi: What are you talking about?

The Bros. turn around and see the doomship. In the window they can see the Sound Pounder.)

Mario: I thought we destroyed it!

Kooky: You think I'd just leave the real Sound Pounder lying around for you pesky plumbers to steal?

Koopa: Don't just stand there, let's create chaos!

(Koopa flicks the switch on and Kootie Pie's amplified screaming causes the clouds to shake.)

Mario: Luigi, I have an idea! Fly us into the warp pipe the doomship took!)

(Luigi flies Mario to the warp pipe that's still hanging from the doomship from earlier and goes down it.)

(The Bros. come out of another pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom.)

Mario: I'm gonna need to power up for this!

Luigi: What are we doing here anyway?

Mario: You'll see.

(Cut to the doomship. The Sound Pounder is still on and clouds are starting to crumble.)

Koopa: I'm so proud of you Koopalings! With Kooky's genius mind and Kootie Pie's unpleasent- I mean, powerful voice, the sky's the limit! *laugh*

Kootie Pie: Can I have the coat now? I want, deserve, and need it!

Koopa: Hold on, I'm almost finished!

Mario: Correction, you are finished!

(The Koopas look out the window and see Cape Luigi and Mario, who now has P-Wing Power, holding a warp pipe. Koopa turns off the Sound Pounder.)

Koopa: Where does that pipe lead?

Luigi: You'll see!

(The Bros. fly towards the Sounder Pounder.)

Koopa: This is like shooting Cheep Cheeps in a barrel!

(Koopa turns the Sounder Pounder on full blast. The soundwaves slow force the Bros. away from the ship.)

Mario: NOW!

(The Bros. tilt the pipe so that the entrance is facing the Sound Pounder. With all their might, the Bros. force the pipe up against the Sound Pounder, and the pipe gets lodged in the window. Kootie Pie's screaming voice goes into the pipe and comes out of the pipe hanging from the doomship, which begins to rumble.)

Koopa: Uh oh! Let's Koop out of here!

(The doomship flies off towards the Sky Fortress. As it does, both the doomship and fortress begin to crumble away.)

Koopa: Those pathetic plumbers will pay for this!

(Para Beetles fly out of the crumbling fortress and catch the falling Koopas.)

(Cut to Castle Koopa's dungeon.)

Koopa: Thanks to you two, I lost my Sky Fortress! And I need to have the doomship rebuilt! Sometimes I think you're too smart and loud for your own good!

(Koopa slams the door. Kootie Pie throws a tantrum. Koopa reopens the door.)

Koopa: You can cry all you want! Oh, and here's your stupid coat!)

(Koopa tosses in the fur coat. Kootie Pie continues to cry so Kooky grabs it.)

Koopa: Don't you want your fur coat?

Kooky: I need it more than her!

(Kooky covers his head with the coat to block out Kootie Pie's tantrum.)

Koopa: How come I got stuck with such bratty kids?

(The curtain falls.)

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