(The curtain rises on Grass Land and the title is shown.)

Mario, Luigi, Princess, and Toad are all dressed up in hip hop clothes to go to a rap concert in California.

Mario: Gee Luigi, I wonder what surprise rapper the princess is taking us to go see?

Luigi: Um, M.C. Pipe Wrench?

(Rimshot sound.)

Princess: Snoop Dogg!

Mario Bros: For shizl!

Toad: For what?

Mario, Luigi, and Princess: You'll get it when we get back from the concert.

(Kootie Pie, Cheatsy, Kooky, and Koopa peek out from some bushes and overhear the conversation.)

Kootie Pie: Daddykins, Snoop Dogg in concert! I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

(Kooky pulls out a purple pill.)

Kooky: Tantrum Stop 2000.

(He laughs, and throws it in Kootie Pie's mouth while she is still screaming "NOW!" Afterwards, she is still trying to scream, but no sound is heard. Meanwhile, Mario and Co. except Toad jump down the warp pipe and plug it up. They come out in an open air football stadium in California during a halftime show with Snoop Dogg performing the song "Gin and Juice". The first time we see Princess here, there is a cloud with eyes on it next to a ? Block.)

(The screen cuts back to Koopa's castle. Cheatsy, Kootie Pie, Bully, Big Mouth, Sledge, Hammer, Fire, and Boomerang Bros. are all watching the concert on TV. Look closely and you'll see Kootie Pie with a green shell when it's supposed to be pink.)

Big Mouth: Did you see that, you lazy bbbbbully, Bully? Gin and Juice, Juice and Gin, mind on my money and money on my mind? That's the bbbbbbbombest concert I ever saw, hip hop hippy dippy, hippy don't pop hip hop all-

(Koopa walks from his room and takes a Sledge Bro. sledge while everyone's watching TV. He and Bully then carry Big Mouth, who is still talking hip hop jibberish, to another room off the screen.)

Koopa and Bully: SHUT YOUR TURKEY MOUTH UP!!!

(Cut to Big Mouth's room. Koopa stomps.)

Big Mouth: I saw it, did YOU see it? You lazy excuse for an evil Koop-

(Back in the TV room, you hear Bully and Koopa beating up Big Mouth.)

Bully: You betta shut up! Betta yet, you GONNA shut up right na!

(We then hear the brick breaking sound a lot of times before Big Mouth gets thrown back in the TV room with his mouth taped up tight, his shell knocked off, and a black eye on the star on his face. Kooky comes out of his lab.)

Kooky: With this device [it looks like a flute, something like on The Legend of Zelda] we can all teleport the doomship from this castle and go to that concert!

Koopa: Why the flute? What concert?

Kooky: The warp pipe is blocked off, King Dad. It's to go to the Snoop Dogg concert in California and get him to perform for Kootie Pie.

Kootie Pie: Yay!

Koopa: For shizl my Koopalizzles!

Cheatsy: Before we go, we need to be as sneaky as possible.

(Cheatsy turns everyone in the room into Real Worlders with hip hop chothes on. The Hammer Bros. family is wearing Bugle Koop clothes with gold chains.)

Cheatsy: How many reptiles does it take to steal a concert?

Kootie Pie: I DON'T CARE!

Kooky: King Dad, vat are you talking about vith this tizzle talk?

Koopa: BLOW THE FLUTE ALREADY, KOOKY, BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE BIG MOUTH!

(A Sledge Bro. covers Big Mouth's mouth before he even starts to talk. Koopa stomps the ground, causing it to shake. Everybody gets on the doomship and Kooky, intimidated by Koopa's yelling, blows the magic flute. The doomship then teleports to the concert in California. The crowd starts cheering when they see the doomship because they think it's part of the performance ala air show or sky props. Snoop Dogg is still rapping.)

Kooky: Later, King Dad!

Mario and Co: Oh no! It's King Koopa's doomship!

Girl in audience: Doomship? That's Snoop Dogg's private jet!

Mario: You'd betta get outta here fast.

(Hammer Bros. come down to attack. A hammer gets thrown at the girl but Mario catches it.)

Mario: Now ya see why?

Girl in audience: *loud scream* KOOPAS! RUN!

Kooky: Snoop Dizzle is gonna perform for Kootie Pizzle now.

(He then blows the whistle, which makes the Warp Whistle sound from Mario 3 and the Legend of Zelda. A cyclone warps Snoop Dogg while he is still rapping and he is unaware of what is going on. Meanwhile, Hammer, Boomerang, Fire, and Sledge Bros. all jump off the doomship and mingle with the fans since they are all wearing hip hop clothes. Some Hammer Bros. get on the stage and dance and throw hammers into the audience. They then rip their clothes off and run the fans out of the stadium. A Sledge Brother drops in front of Mario and shakes the ground hard.)

Sledge Bro: (in an angry voice with an angry face, still in hip hop clothes) A little too hip hop for a plumber, ain't ya, Mario?

Mario: I is so hippidy hoppidy I'm fittna hoppidy hippidy on you shell brain!

Luigi: Mario, do the audience a big favor and-

Luigi, Koopa, Bully, and Sledge Bro. (while ripping his clothes off): DON'T SAY THAT STUPID LINE EVER AGAIN!

(Sledge Bro. gets ready to throw his sledge in a very angry manner, but Mario stomps the Sledge Bro, causing him to disappear.)

Princess: Where's Snoop Dogg?

(Cut back to Koopa's Castle in Kootie Pie's room, decorated full of Snoop Dogg posters among other items, including a picture of her from when she took over America in "Reptiles in the Rose Garden".)

Kootie Pie (in Lady Koop clothing): You brought me Snoop Doggy Dogg! You're gonna perform "What's My Name" for me NOW up in here, ya feel me?

(Kootie Pie kisses Snoop Dogg over and over.)

Snoop Dogg: Lips of scales and bossy reptiles ain't my thang, Miss Lizard! You betta tell me where I is cuz-

Kootie Pie: I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO RUIN MY DREAMS! YOU BETTA DO WHAT I SAY *pulls out magic wand* OR ELSE!

Snoop Dogg: (not scared at all: What 'chu gon do you wit dat candlestick, you fake pretty reptile wannabe?

(Kootie Pie zaps Snoop Dogg with her wand and turns him into a dog as tall as her except with a Koopaling-esque face, shell, and tail. The rest of his body is like a dog. He stands on his hind legs.)

Cheatsy: Looks like Snoop Dogg is now Koop Dogg! And he's living up to his name!

(Kooky, Cheatsy, Bully, Kootie Pie and King Koopa all laugh.)

Koop Dogg: Na wuz goin' down?

Kootie Pie: Now dat you're under my control, Koop Dogg, you gonna rap dat Gin and Juice up in here! You a Snoopaling, you dig dog? Otherwise, you goin' down in da dungeon forever!

Cheatsy: Snoopaling?

(He cracks up laughing along with Bully. Koop Dogg raps Gin and Juice. The Koopas are cheering while he does so. Some Sledge Bros. are breakdancing while the song is playing. When the second Sledge Bro spins on his shell, he turns orange back to green over and over. During the song, Big Mouth breaks the tape off of his mouth.)

Big Mouth: I can see you're Snoop Dogg a rapper, but that doesn't matter cuz you in da Mushroom Kingdom and I got some raps and you gonna sing 'em cuz I feel like bustin' looser like da-

Bully and Koop Dogg: AWWWW, SHUT UP, YOU STUPID KOOPA!!!

Bully: (still going): I'M GONNA TOSS YOU FOR A LOOPA!

(Bully throws him into another room and we hear a crash and the screen shakes.)

Hip: Finally, someone's speaking-

Hop: My language.

Hip: Hey Hop, is that-

Hop: Da Snoop D-O double gizzle?

Bully: Yeah, we stole him from a concert in the Real World to play for Kootie Pie. She made him into Koop Dogg cuz he wouldn't perform for her.

Kootie Pie: Now he's gonna rap for us forever. Thanks, Kooky, for fulfilling my dream!

Hip: For shizl-

Hop: Kootie Pizzle-

Hip: Bullizle-

Hop: Cheatsizzle-

Hip and Hop: and Kooky Vizzle!

(They start laughing.)

Big Mouth (from the room Bully threw him in, we don't see him): Don't forget to thank-

Bully takes a Sledge Bro. sledge and throws it.

Big Mouth: -me, Big Mouth, or none of this tizzle in Koopizzle Castizzle woul-

(The sledge hits Big Mouth and we don't see it. All we hear is the sound made when a fireball hits a wall, then multiple brick breaking sounds after a loud YEAHHH from Big Mouth.)

Koopa: Now I won't have to hear Kootie Pie's awful whining now that she got what she wanted so badly. And I'm gonna keep her happy!

(Koopa sees Koop Dogg trying run and jump in the warp pipe to Grass Land, but a Thwomp lands in front of him.)

Thwomp: I hate it so much when I miss my target! Hey, ain't dat Snoop Dogg?

Koopa: Koop Dogg now! He's gonna rap for Kootie Pie!

(Koopa then grabs the terrified Koop Dogg while King Koopa is rapping one of Snoop Dogg's songs.)

Koop Dogg: I didn't know you wit yo ugly fang face was a fan of mine. Koopa, I hate you, dog.

(Bully, Cheatsy, Hip, Hop, and Kooky all give Koop Dogg a mean look.)

Koopa: Would you mind repeating that?

(Back in the Mushroom Kingdom...)

Toad: They've been gone too long. I'm gonna find them myself!

(Toad unplugs the warp pipe and goes down it. He emerges in the same stadium where Snoop Dogg was performing and sees it being terrorized by the Hammer Bros. family.)

Toad: This is terrible!

Mario: Boy! You can say that again.

Toad: This is terrible!

Princess: Snoop Dogg's been captured by Koopa!

(A Fire Bro. tries to hit Princess with a fireball. Toad then jumps into Princess' arms and she throws him up and he hits an invisible ? Block, oddly in the Real World. Two Super Leaves come out. Toad and Princess grab them. The song "Koop Dogg" begins.)

Kooooop Dooooog!
Kooooop Dooooog!
When a reptile wants to hear his favorite jam
Warp the rapper to Dark Land like alakazam!
(Koop Dogg)
Evil King Koopa wants to step up his game
And helps his Koopa Kids all do the same!
(Koop Dogg)
Kootie Pie wants to live her dream
So she has Kooky Von plan an evil scheme!
(Koop Dogg)
He invents a whistle that makes a teleport hassle
And Snoop Dogg gotta perform in Koopa's castle!
(Koop Dogg)
(Repeat 2x)

(While the song is playing Toad and Princess start stomping and using their tails to beat the Hammer Bro. family. The Snoop Dogg fans get out of the stadium. When the song starts the second verse, Princess and Toad fly all over the stadium and the hammers hit some Boomerang Bros. after the boomerangs get thrown, and the boomerangs hit the Sledge Bros. They get angry and with one huge stomp, they make the stadium collapse, defeating the remaining members of the Hammer Brothers family. Cheatsy comes out of a warp pipe outside of the stadium after it collapses when the third verse starts. He shoots the princess and Toad with his magic wand and they lose their powers. Mario grabs Cheatsy's wand when he gets ready to swing it again.)

Cheatsy: Not my wand! That's Koopa property and it's rightfully mine!

Mario and Luigi: Get back in that warp pipe, you-

(Cheatsy starts to jump back down it, but Luigi grabs his hair. Cheatsy's hair turns light green when he gets pulled back up.)

Cheatsy: Ow, you pest!

Mario, Luigi, Toad, Princess, and audience members: (angrily) Where's Snoop Doggy Dogg? Out with it now!

Cheatsy: (intimidated) He's in Castle Koopa in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Mario: I thought so.

Luigi: We gotta get up to King Koopizzle's Casizzle!

Mario: But first, this stadium needs to be restored!

(The crowd cheers as Mario zaps it with Cheatsy's wand and restores the stadium back like brand new.)

Luigi: Now let's save Snoop-

Toad: From King Koop-

Princess: And his ugly group-

Mario: And knock 'em all for a loop!!!

(They all make a 4-way high-five! The crowd chants "Bring Snoop from the Koop" over and over until Mario and Co. jump down the warp pipe that Cheatsy went down. The crowd starts applauding even louder. The screen then cuts to where Mario and Co. appear in Koopa's castle in a room with Kooky holding his magic whistle next to Koop Dogg.)

Koop Dogg: There couldna been a betta time fo' da Supa Mario Bros. Get me outta here!

Mario: Hang on, Snoop Dogg!

Kooky: Vat are you doing?

Mario: Changing Snoop Dogg back to normal, cuz he got a show! What it look like?

(Luigi steals Kooky's whistle and Mario changes Koop Dogg back to Snoop Dogg.)

Snoop Dogg: I hate dat repulsive reptile Koopa!

Kootie Pie: What? My dream is RUINED!

(She starts throwing a tantrum.)

Mario: We gotta get you back to yo concert.

Snoop Dogg: I really owe y'all my thanks!

(Mario and Co. and Snoop Dogg give a big group five-way dap which looks like Will and Jazz's handshake from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. We hear the sound made when you collect a coin. Then Luigi plays the whistle and teleports Snoop Dogg back to the stadium in California to continue his concert.)

Snoop Dogg: Peace out!

(Back at the concert, he makes a grand entrance on the tornado and a rap that disses King Koopa and Kootie Pie off of the SMB3 Underground beat.)

Audience: We hate that Koopa!!!

(There is a "No King Koopa sign" shown on the scoreboard. The scene cuts back to Koopa's castle.)

Kootie Pie: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY DREAM COME TRUE? YOU...

(She throws the most aggressive tantrum ever, more than in "Reptiles in the Rose Garden". Then King Koopa comes out and in the close up of his face he is fed up with Kootie Pie's whining. She keeps going, though. Kooky runs and takes the whistle from Luigi.)

Luigi and Toad: What was that for?

(Hip, Hop, Bully, Cheatsy, and Kooky all get next to Mario and Co.)

Hip: I know an angry King Dad-

Hop: When I see one!

Bully: I can't even match the anger of King Dad when he makes that face!

Cheatsy: We can't hang around here for long! Kootie Pie's gonna get it now!

(The next steps Koopa makes, the ground shakes. Even the Sledge Bros. back off! He clearly sees Mario and Co. but he steps toward Kootie Pie.)

Kooky: This'll get us out of here!

Mario: Let's go or else we'll be the next concert!

Luigi: I've never seen that face before on Koopa!

Toad: Kooky, BLOW THAT WHISTLE!!!

Princess: Hurry! We don't need to see Kootie Pie become pie!

(Kooky blows the whistle right when Koopa picks up the angry Kootie Pie. Everyone is warped onto an island outside of the castle.)

(Cut back into the castle when Kootie Pie is thrown in her room.)

Koopa: STOP THAT WHINING OVER SNOOP DOGG RIGHT NOW!!!

Kootie Pie: (in a whiny voice) You liked him too, Daddykins!

Koopa: You - betta - shut - up - that - whining - right - now -

Kootie Pie: BRING HIM BACK (whining) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY!!!

Koopa: CLEAN UP THIS ROOM! *stomp* I'M ON A BAD NERVE!

Kootie Pie: I hate when YOU BOSS ME AROUND!!!

(Cut to outside, where Mario and the other Koopalings are. They all plug their ears and duck since they heard Kootie Pie say that line and be so stupid. Cheatsy's face keeps changing from green to orange. The rest of the episode is outside of the castle on the same island. King Koopa is yelling so loud we all hear it through the castle walls.)

Koopa: AND YA BETTA DO IT! DO IT NOW!!! *STOMP X2* STOP RAISING YOUR WAND UP TO ME! *STOMP X3, we hear him break the wand* TURN THAT BOOMBOX OFF! *we hear Koopa break that too, in the form of a brick breaking*

Hip and Mario: Looks like Koopa's finally giving Kootie Pie-

Hop and Luigi: The performance she deserves!

Princess: This would be a Koop Dogg concert worth seeing!

Bully: Too bad we can't watch it right now!

Cheatsy and Toad: I'd hate to be in the audience of that concert!

Kooky: I got it being videotaped with my latest invention!

He laughs.

Hip, Hop, Bully, Kooky, Cheatsy, Mario, Luigi, Princess, and Toad: FO' SHIZL!!!

Mario, Luigi, Princess: You finally got it, Toad!

(The spots on Toad's Mushroom hat turn green and Kooky's entire face turns brown!)

Koopa: PICK UP YOUR BRACELETS! *STOMP* TAKE THEM PICTURES DOWN! *STOMP* STOP STALLING! *STOMP X2* GET OFF THE TELEPHONE! *STOMP*

(The curtain falls.)

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