(The curtain rises on Giant Land and the title is shown.)

(The first scene is in Koopa's Castle. There, we see Cheatsy, Big Mouth, and Bully playing darts with pictures of the Mario Bros. as the bullseye. Mario's cap is off and his hair is black.)

Bully: I can't stand this ugly plumber Mario!

(He trows a dart and hits Mario's nose.)

Kooky (with most of his hair missing): I just finished my newest invention!

(He laughs.)

Cheatsy: What, grow gel?

(Cheatsy, Big Mouth, and Bully all laugh. Cheatsy picks up a dart to throw at Luigi's face on the dartboard after Kooky throws some of the hair gel on it. As Cheatsy tries to throw it, the dart lands on top of him.
Kooky pulls him up and laughs.)

Kooky: Yes, do you see vat this new hair gel can do?

(He puts some gel on his hair and it all grows back to normal.)

Kooky: Imagine vat ve can do in Giant Land!

Bully: Keep it down, cuz King Dad is sleeping.

Big Mouth: Yes! We did it before, but we were just Ninja Koopas! We didn't get a chance to finish what we started all because those pesky Marios got in the way of our plans, they interfered with our plans, they foiled our plans, they stopped our plans, they bbbbbbroke our plans...

(Kooky, Bully, and Cheatsy all cover their ears. Cheatsy takes three steps forward and on the third step, as his face clearly turns purple, Koopa walks in, tired and angry.)

Koopa (seen from outside the castle, yelling really loud): CAN'T YOU TURN YOUR TURKEY MOUTH OFF WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SLEEPING? HUH?

Big Mouth: I was just about t-

Koopa: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!

Big Mouth: Bbbut King-

Koopa: (breathing really hard): One - more - word - and - IT'S THE DUNGEON FOR YOU!

(Big Mouth plugs up his own mouth.)

Kooky: King Dad, I invented this gel and all four of us are gonna destroy Giant Land!

Koopa: Do that! I'm gonna watch The Fresh Koop of Dark Land!

(He laughs. Kooky gives himself, Cheatsy, Bully, and Big Mouth the gel and they rub it on their bodies, making them grow really big, and they break through the roof of the castle.)

(Back in Koopa's room, he's watching the Fresh Koop of Dark Land, a Fresh Prince ofBel-Air spoof, except with Koopas. He sees a scene where Blabbermouth Koop, who resembles Big Mouth, is getting ready to be attacked for talking too long by Muscle Koop, who is a muscular version of Bully Koopa.)

Koopa: (yelling, watching The Fresh Koop) I just missed the part where The Fresh Koop's son throws out Blabbermouth!

(Big Mouth picks Koopa up and throws him into a warp pipe. Just like scenes where Jazz from the Fresh Prince gets thrown out of the house by Uncle Phil, Koopa flies out of the horizontal warp pipe in the Mushroom kingdom the same way! We don't see Koopa land but we hear the sound of a brick break and glass breaking.)

(Mario and Co. all give a mean look to Koopa. He crashed in the middle of a table where they were all eating pasta. And they appear ready to beat him up until the end of the episode!)

Princess: What are you doing here, you repulsive reptile?

(She hits a ? Block and a Fire Flower comes out. She grabs it.)

Koopa: No, not that! I'll tell you what's going on and why I'm here! (whining) Not to take over your kingdom! (now throwing a tantrum) I got thrown out of my own home!

Toad: That tantrum sounds like Kootie Pie; she'd better not be taking over Water Land.

(He jumps to get a Fire Flower.)

Toad: IS SHE?

Koopa: NO!

(Koopa jumps up and hits an invisible ? Block and a Tanooki suit comes out. He grabs it.)

Koopa: If you don't let me explain, I'll...

(He starts crying, though it isn't as loud as Kootie Pie's crying.)

Mario: So what is it?

Koopa: We gotta go to-

(A giant letter from Prince Hugo the Huge comes down and covers most of Grass Land.)

Luigi: Gotta be Giant Land! The letter says, "Those same old Sneaky, Lying, Giant Ninja Koopas are back worse than ever and they killed my parrot! Get here at once! Sincerely, Hugo the Huge!"

(Mario and Co. and Koopa jump down the warp pipe to Giant Land.)

Koopa: Those lizard kids of mine got Biggie!

Kooky: We just started getting Biggie with it!

(He laughs. Hip comes out of a warp pipe next to Kooky's foot and balances on his ball.)

Hip: I want some of your invention now!

Kooky: It's the last I got and-

(Kooky drops the last bit of gel on him.)

Hip: Good, anything but being short!

(We hear the sound made when you get a Super Mushroom, and Hip grows as big as the other kids!)

Mario: This is getting out of hand!

Bully: *shell turns green* I'm 'bout to make good use of my hands!

(He sees some houses. He pounds on them until they are nothing more than rubble, and laughs hard.)

Princess: This is terrible!

Koopa: I thought I'd never say this, but let's go get the doomship and take these kids down!

(They all jump down a warp pipe that leads to Dark Land.)

Koopa: There it is! We're gonna bring these kids down to size!

Luigi: Why are you against your kids doing this?

Koopa: Kooky's invention made them all grow, and they broke the roof off of my house! The last time I made them big, it was in Giant Land! Oh they're gonna pay for this!

(The scene cuts back to Giant Land, now devastated by the biggie Koopas. Cut to the doomship, which Mario and Co. and Koopa are riding.)

Princess: (crying) This is the most tragic thing I ever saw in my life!

Mario and Luigi: We gotta stop these shell brains!

(Koopa jumps up and hits a ? Block, which drops five Hammer Suits. Everyone grabs one.)

Koopa: I also got this gel that is the antidote to Kooky's invention. I can be good too, ya know.

Mario: Yeah!

(Mario throws a hammer at Hip.)

Hip: Who threw that rock?

Mario: I did! Come and get me!

Koopa: Grab a parachute and jump off! The rest of you go too! I know how to deal with these clowns!

The song "Gettin' Biggy Wit' It" begins.

Come on, Come on
Koopa Kids wanna become big and strong
But when they do it they do nothing but wrong!
They go far by making Giant Land unfair
So they destroy it like nobody cares!
Mario and his friends wanna bring 'em all down
And King Koopa helps out this time around!
They think that King Dad just doesn't get it
So his kids said "Gotta get Biggy with it!"
With Hammer Suits on, Mario and the gang take action
They annoy the kids to give 'em a distraction!
King Koopa saw this act of misbehaving
And he's helping out with Giant Land's saving!
Gettin' Biggy Wit It!
(First six notes of the original SMB theme song) Go Cheatsy!
(First six notes of the original SMB theme song) Go Bully!
Gettin' Biggy Wit It!
(First six notes of the original SMB theme song) Go Big Mouth!
(First six notes of the original SMB theme song) Go Hip 'n Hop!
Gettin' Biggy Wit It!
(First six notes of the original SMB theme song) Go Kootie Pie!
(First six notes of the original SMB theme song) Go Kooky!
Gettin' Biggy Wit It!

(As the song plays, everyone in their Hammer Suits throws hammers all over the place to bring the Biggie Koopas down. The Biggie Koopas are trying to stop them by picking up giant Koopa shells and trying to hit Mario and Co. with them, but they all miss and hit more buildings instead, destroying them. Hip gets mad when a hammer gets caught in his hair and he starts dribbling his ball, which crushes anything it lands on. Then, Kooky's tooth gets broken by a hammer thrown by Toad. Kooky goes wild and starts destroying everything he sees! He even beats up Big Mouth and Hip until Bully pulls him off and then throws Kooky into a big ? Block and five Starmen come out! Mario and the gang become invincible, still in Hammer Suits.)

Mario and Co. and Koopa: LET'S CUT THESE REPTILES DOWN TO SIZE!

Mario: Come here, Biggie Bully, you don't scare me!

(He ducks between two giant houses.)

Bully: Quit hiding!

(He destroys the two houses. When he raises his hand up to swing again, Mario is on top of it. He throws hammers wildly and one breaks his shades.)

Bully: (with his hands over his eyes) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Koopa (on the doomship): All of you are coming home now!

(He starts shooting them with Bullet Bills.)

Koopa: It's a tall order, but somebody's gotta deliver!

(Hip throws his ball at the doomship but Koopa shoots a Chain Chomp at it and it chews the ball into a million pieces.)

Hip: (angrily) What did you do to my ball, you shell brain?

Cheatsy (with Kootie Pie's shell): That's King Dad, you know. I'm not sure he'd like you calling him by that name!

Koopa: I don't!

(He shoots the shrinking gel at Hip and he goes back to his normal size.)

Koopa: I'm still mad at you, Cheatsy!

(He shoots him too.)

Cheatsy: (while shrinking) I was just about to destroy the cage Hugo's parrot was in!

(Koopa brings the doomship down to the ground.)

Koopa: GET ON MY DOOMSHIP!

Luigi: Big Mouth only has his mouth Biggie!

Big Mouth: (trying to stomp Luigi): My foot is Biggie too!

(Luigi lures Big Mouth to the doomship. Koopa shoots him with the gel and he goes back to normal. He then falls on the doomship by King Koopa.)

Big Mouth: Bbbbboy that sure was fun. First a Ninja Koopa, second a Bbbbbiggie Koopa! I love having fun and the more the-

(Koopa gives Big Mouth a dirty look and Big Mouth wisely shuts up. The star on his eye disappears too.)

Kooky: Ve shall see if you can shrink me, Toad! You only look like a stupid Mushroom!

(He sees Koopa get angry and shoot the shrinking gel.)

Kooky: No, King Dad!

(The gel hits Bully and Kooky and they both get caught by the doomship.)

Kooky: I'm not done yet!

Koopa: My work here is done BUT NOT MY WORK AT THE CASTLE!

Luigi: This place is a huge wreck!

Mario: Those kids need royal punishment!

Koopa: What are you going to do?

(Cut to the doomship, where Koopa snatches the kids' wands and casts magic with all five at the same time on the entire Giant Land. There is a cutscene that shows all the wands turning to dust. Giant Land is restored back to normal and everybody cheers. Even Prince Hugo's parrot is restored from his death!)

Koopa: Now that I've fixed this Koopatastrophe, I need to watch the next episode of the Fresh Koop of Dark Land!

Mario: See ya later, Koopa!

Luigi: What channel is it on?

Toad: It replaced Mighty Plumber but I like this show!

Princess: Yeah, let's all go watch it!

(They jump down a giant warp pipe that puts them back in Grass Land, where they eat pasta and turn on the Fresh Koop of Dark Land. We see up until Hippy Koop, who looks like Hip, gets put out of the castle and Muscle Koop opens the door and bonks Hippy Koop on the head with his own ball, whereby Hippy is knocked out and lands in Blabbermouth Koop's mouth. Mario and Co. laugh really hard and laugh their faces right into the spaghetti!)

(The scene cuts back to Koopa ant his doomship while back in Koopa's castle.)

Cheatsy: I wanna be Biggie!

Big Mouth: I wanna get Biggie with it again! Do it again! Do it now!

Hip: (covering Big Mouth's mouth) I want my ball back!

(Koopa ignores them all and he snaps his fingers.)

Bully: I want my shades back!

Kooky: Vat is the problem? That antidote gel that you gave us got a melted bracelet that belongs to Kootie Pie! And I need another one!

Cheatsy, Bully, Kooky, Hip, Big Mouth: I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT!!!

Koopa: NO! *stomps twice* I'M WATCHING THE FRESH KOOP AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T FIXED MY CASTLE!

Kootie Pie: I melted my wand to fix the roof of your castle, and I WANT A NEW WAND AND A NEW BRACELET!

Cheatsy, Big Mouth, Kootie Pie, Bully, Hip, Kooky (all throwing Kootie Pie-type tantrums): I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT NOW!!!

(Six Sledge Bros. come in the room.)

Koopa: You're all gonna throw tantrums in my dungeon if this doesn't get cured! IS - THAT - CLEAR?

(The Koopalings all block the TV in the middle of The Fresh Koop and start throwing a bigger tantrum! Each Sledge Brother picks up a whiny Koopaling.)

Koopa: I missed the good part again! You'd betta stop being brats!

(The Sledge Bros. get angry. One of them turns orange.)

Cheatsy: I WANNA GET BIGGIE WIT IT!

(Cut to the dungeon.)

(Just like the scenes where Uncle Phil throws Jazz out the front door of his mansion in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, we see the Koopalings get thrown in individual cells one at a time the same way! The same Sledge Bro. that threw them in the cell walks in with them and the Koopalings get scared. When Cheatsy gets thrown in the cell, his face is orange. Kooky's face turns orange too!)

Kootie Pie: Daddykins!

(The Sledge Brother raises his hammer.)

Kootie Pie: I'm sorry, hammerhead.

Bully, Hip, Kooky, Cheatsy, Big Mouth: King Dad!!!

(The Sledge Brothers raise their hammers.)

Bully, Hip, Kooky, Cheatsy, Big Mouth: I'm so sorry, shell brain!

Sledge Bros. WHAT DID YOU SAY? NO, I HEARD THAT! GET BACK HERE WHEN I SAY DO IT!

(The scene cuts to a six-way screen where the Koopalings are shown running around the cells being chased by the Sledge Bros. When they get caught...)

Sledge Bros: We're about to show you the meaning of gettin' biggy wit it!

Koopalings: No! Not that!

(The Sledge Bros. pick the Koopalings up by the neck.)

Sledge Bros: DIDN'T I TELL YOU NO TANTRUMS?!

(The scene now shows all six Sledge Bros. fighting the Koopalings, complete with dust, smoke, Bob-omb explosions, bricks breaking, and everything else! The Koopalings are still talking jibberish over one another and it's so hard to figure out who's saying what! In Kootie Pie's cell, the spots on her bow disappear and
reappear over and over. The curtain falls.)

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