(The curtain rises. on Ice Land and the title is shown. The first scene is in Koopa's castle)

Hip: I'm tired of just riding my ball all day.

(Kooky cmes out of his lab and has frozen hair.)

Kooky: I just finished my new invention!

Hip: Looks like you've been chillin' on the job!

(Rimshot sound.)

Kooky: I've got this chocolate ice cream that you can use to stop those silly plumbers cold!

Kootie Pie: Chocolate? Give it to me, Kooky!

(Hip and Kooky hurry up and eat most of the batch of chocolate ice cream.)

Koopa: Make me a glass of ice water, Hip! STOP STALLING OR I'M THROWING YOU IN THE DUNGEON FOR-

Hip: Chill out-

Kooky: King Dad!

Koopa: Sledge Bro-

(Kooky gets a mug that says "World's repulsivest reptile 1985" filled with water. Hip shoots some ice cubes in it.)

Koopa: How'd you do that, Hip? And what's that glowing ice cube you two are wearing?

Kooky: I made this chocolate ice cream that gives anybody who eats it ice powers! And this medallion is standard whenever my ice cream is eaten!

Kootie Pie: I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT!!!

(Hip uses his ice breath on Kootie Pie, freezing her solid.)

Koopa: I've gotta get some of this!

(Kooky gives Koopa some of the ice cream and we hear the sound made when you get a power-up. He tests his ice powers on a picture of Mario. It freezes solid. Cheatsy can also be seen eating the rest of Kooky's chocolate ice cream with his head colored purple. He sneezes and it freezes the bowl that the ice cream was in.)

Koopa: CHEATSY!!!

Cheatsy: I'm just being bad like you taught me.

(He spits an ice beam at Koopa but it misses and freezes one of the statues.)

Koopa: DON'T YOU EVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN, GOT IT?

Cheatsy: *gulp* Got it... King Dad.

Kooky: Today, Ice Land!

Hip: Tomorrow, the world!

(Cheatsy, Koopa, Hip, and Kooky all laugh. Cut to Ice Land.)

(Mario and Co. are walking through the blistering cold of Ice Land.)

Mario: Brrrrr... It's freezing!

Luigi: Let's go get a brrr... popsicle!

Toad: They grow on trees here. We're in Ice Land, remember?

Princess: Oh no! King Koopa's doomship!

(A Missile Bill gets shot from it. Mario and Co. dodge it and it turns back around. Toad stomps it and makes it disappear.)

Koopa: I hate when you don't let my projectiles hit you! I've got something better!

(Hip, Cheatsy, and Kooky drop from the doomship wearing brown backpacks. They then sprout propellers from the top like a helicopter and spread out over Ice Land.)

Koopa: Kids, do with Ice Land whatever you like! I hope you like my new doomcopters!

Luigi: It's just as stupid as your doomsub, you stupid reptile! Come on down and fight like the bucket of scales you are!

Princess: Um, Luigi, turn around.

(Luigi turns around and sees Hip. Hip's face is orange.)

Luigi: Oops! What did I just say?

(Hip whacks Luigi with his tail, forcing Luigi into a tree. Snow falls on him, so he stands up resembling a snowman.)

Hip: Now that your linguini-loving friend is chilling in the corner, take this!

(Hip throws his ball, which freezes only Princess because it slightly hit her dress while it misses Mario and Toad.)

Toad: Oh no! Princess got turned into stone!

(Cut to Hip's ball still rolling. It knocks some Mushroomers away, and then they get frozen solid.)

Koopa: Now to take this Princess Toadstool and make her sign the kingdom over, or else every land except Dark Land is going to be frozen solid!

(He laughs, then throws a rope down from the doomship to capture Princess and bring her aboard the doomship. Cut to Cheatsy in a bank somewhere in Ice Land. He kicks open the bank door.)

Cheatsy: EVERYBODY FREEZE!

(Cheatsy uses his ice breath on everybody in the bank and they all get frozen. Cheatsy then uses his ice breath on the vault and finally breaks it open with an ice punch.)

Cheatsy: I'm so cold-hearted sometimes it scares me!

(He takes all the gold coins in two gold sacks.)

Cheatsy: How nice of me to take all that gold!

(He laughs, then sees Mario in the doorway.)

Mario: You ain't going nowhere, Cheatscake!

Cheatsy: Correction, faucet freak.

(He uses his ice breath and misses.)

Mario: I'm gonna Mario plumb outta here!

(Cheatsy runs out with the sacks of gold and uses his doomcopter to fly up to the doomship. He gives the stolen gold to Koopa.)

Koopa: Fantastic, Cheatsy my boy!

Cheatsy: It's a hot heist, but ice till kept my cool. *laugh*

Koopa: Let's get Kooky and Hip.

(Cut to a chocolate candy factory elsewhere in Ice Land.)

Kooky: Kootie Pie will be happy to see all the wonderful, delicious, scrumptious, delectable chocolates I stole for her!

(He pulls out his magic wand and changes the names of the candies he stole.)

Kooky: 3 Koopateers, Milky Koop, Reptilenets, and Fifth Koopenue!

(He laughs. Then Luigi comes in.)

Luigi: Unhand the chocolates and free those ice prisoners now!

Kooky: Later, plumb-dumb!

(He shoots icicles at Luigi and they all miss, except for one that knocks Luigi's cap off freezes it. Luigi gets super angry. Kooky throws some ice ninja stars, which all miss.)

Kooky: I miss being a giant ninja Koopa!

Luigi: Giant ninja Koopa this!

(Luigi cartwheels and does a frontflip over Kooky, landing behind him. Kooky quickly picks him up, which freezes him solid except for his head.)

Kooky: Now do me a big favor and chill out! I'm so cold-blooded!

(He Picks up the sack of chocolates he stole for Kootie Pie and flies out on his doomcopter. Cut to a warm, indoor gym. We see an Olympic-sized swimming pool, a basketball court, and weights. Hip is there dressed as a Mushroomer. Toad is in the swimming pool.)

Hip: Let's play dodgeball! I'll start with the ball.

Other Players: You don't stand a chance of winning, shrimp!

Hip: Oh yeah?

(Hip pulls out his ball and when he throws it, he tags out the players one at a time. As they walk off, they slowly freeze into a block of solid ice! Then Hip exposes his true identity.)

Toad: How'd Hip get here?

Hip: You'll be chillin' forever in that pool, Mushroom head!

(He uses his ice breath on the pool, which slowly freezes it. Then he shoots an ice ball which hits a ? Block over the pool, making a Boss Bass come out and go after Toad in the pool.)

Toad: Ooh, brrr... That Hip's trying to cool me off in the cold!

(Toad looks up through the ice and sees Hip using his ice breath to freeze everything. He also sees the Mushroomers running out the door but Hip simply creates an ice Thwomp to drop in front of them and block the exit. When he crashes, everything starts to slowly freeze over. The Mushroomers get frozen when they try to smash the ice Thwomp by punching and kicking it.

Hip: I've cooled down the workout plan!

(Toad sees the water at the other side of the pool freeze slowly toward him, and the Boss Bass tries to bite him, but misses.)

Toad: Yikes! I've gotta find a Fire Flower or a warp pipe!

(Boss Bass swims in front of Toad and tries to eat him.

Toad: This ugly fish has a bigger appetite than Mario!

(The camera shows a warp pipe at the bottom of the pool.)

Toad: Yes! At least there's no lid on it!

(He hurries up and swims down the pipe. Boss Bass gets disappointed and then gets frozen along with the entire pool. Elsewhere, Mario sees Toad come out of a warp pipe as he walks by.

Mario: Toad, what happened?

Toad: Those Koopas are really chillin'!

Luigi (voice): Come to the Chocolate Factory!

Mario: Hang on, little brother!

(He pulls out his wrench and hits the ice encasing Luigi over and over until it shatters, freeing him. Then the Bros. break the ice that his cap is frozen in.)

Luigi: Pastarific!

(Cut back to Koopa's castle. We see the Koopas laughing. Cheatsy opens the sacks of gold coins. Kooky
calls Kootie Pie and she takes the sack of chocolates Kooky stole.)

Kootie Pie: Don't worry, Bully got me out by bringing me over to the lava pit room.

Koopa: Hip, what did you koop in Ice Land?

Hip: Come here, Kootie Pie! I stole all the jewelry in Ice Land after I sent a Boss Bass to eat Toad in the gym! And it's all yours!

(Koopa and his kids laugh. Three seconds later, Mario and Co. show up in the room.)

Mario: Oh no you don't, you stupid shell brains!

Luigi: Hey, free the princess now!

Cheatsy: How's this, drain brains? She won't be free unless she signs over the Mushroom Kingdom. Then I'll be the new ruler!

(Mario and Luigi throw plumbing wrenches at the frozen princess. The ice cracks, but Mario, Luigi, and Toad dodge Kooky's ice beam and land in the warp pipe back to Ice Land.)

Hip: Hey, let's koop back to Ice Land and freeze those pests once and for all!

(Koopa's kids jump in, still with the doomcopters.) Koopa picks up his own doomcopter pack, which is much bigger.

Koopa: Wait for me!

(He jumps in the pipe with the princess. Luigi sees the doomcopters.)

Luigi: These lizards never give up!

Toad: Koopa's got the princess too!

Mario: And Kootie Pie's on the doomship with all of the stolen goods!

(The song Ice, Ice, Koopa starts and is heard only when this episode is in a rerun. Vanilla Ice performs half of verse two of the song "Ice, Ice, Baby" followed by his chorus line four times when this episode first airs.)

Chill out, Koopa Kids do what they can
Takeover the world after Ice Land
Mario, ice till think you're cool
Get a Fire Flower and beat those Koopa fools
Maybe Ice should get one myself
Luigi and Toad got one though! Oh well.
Koopas tryin' cool off and think they're hot
Shoot those glowing ice cubes that the lizards got
Cuz it's Ice, Ice, Koopa
Mario and friends knock you for a loopa!
Ice, Ice, Koopa
Mario and friends knock you for a loopa!
Ice, Ice, Koopa
Mario and friends knock you for a loopa!
Ice, Ice, Koopa
Mario and friends knock you for a loopa!

(Mario, Luigi, and Toad avoid the ice blasts. Mario runs into a ? Block which contains a Fire Flower. He touches it, then Luigi and Toad do too. They launch fireballs at the doomcopters but the propellers deflect them. Mario ducks between two buildings but Cheatsy's propeller can't get through, so it breaks on the buildings and Cheatsy falls. His face also turns orange. Mario launches fireballs at his medallion, melting it. Mario carries Cheatsy back to the warp pipe. Luigi does the same with Kooky, except with two pipes. Kooky throws more ice ninja stars, but Luigi melts them, then Kooky's ice cube medallion. Luigi carries Kooky to the warp pipe. Toad lures Hip between two trees. Hip launches his ice breath as he crashes. Toad jumps over it, then he shoots fire down at Hip's medallion and melts it. Hip tries to use his ice breath again but it's merely a drop of water. Toad carries Hip back to the warp pipe where he, Mario, and Luigi all tie the kids up to the pipe. They then high five each other as the song ends.)

Koopa: I still got your ice princess, plumb scums!

Mario: Drop the ice! Come and get me!

(Koopa divebombs and uses his ice breath. Luigi and Toad shoot fireballs at the medallion and melt it. The ice beam turns to water. Koopa falls off his doomcopter and Luigi takes it over. Toad also melts the princess. Luigi flies up to the doomship and shoots fireballs at Kootie Pie until she throws the sacks of stolen goods down to the ground. Mario, Toad, and Princess catch the sacks of stolen coins, jewelry, and chocolates.)

Kootie Pie: You crazy plumber, I'll show you! I DIDN'T GET ONE STUPID CHOCOLATE 3 KOOPATEERS BAR!!!

(Luigi jumps over Kootie Pie. Her bow keeps reversing color schemes. He blows up the control panel with his firepower, then hits a Note Block to get a Super Leaf. He flies off the falling doomship back to Mario and Co.)

Kootie Pie (off screen as we see the doomship crashing) NOOOOOOO!

(She throws a tantrum.)

Princess: You're my hero! Thank you! Thank you!

Toad shoots a fireball to burn the rope that tied the Koopa Kids up.)

Toad: Your cold days are over!

Kooky: Stay back! The doomship is-

(Kooky, Cheatsy, and Hip run to a lake the doomship crashed into.)

Kooky, Cheatsy, Hip: RUINED!

Kootie Pie: It's all your fault, Daddy, for giving me such bratty brothers and-

Koopa: Don't - toy - with - me - un-der-stand?

Hip: Just like those doomcopters! Koopa kaput!

Kooky and Cheatsy: Let's Koop outta here into that warp pipe back home!

Hip: Ice wear I'll be back for you, Mario!

Princess: Let's go see the normalcy return to Ice Land!

(The bank is shown receiving all of the gold coins that Cheatsy stole. The chocolate candy factory is restored and the goods that Kooky stole are returned, the indoor gym is restored, and the jewelry stolen by Hip is returned. The Mushroomers that were once frozen start cheering.)

Luigi: It's all in a day's work!

Toad: Ice Land will chill well! I'm hungry!

Princess: It's good to see my kingdom and I restored to normal!

Mario: I've learned to keep cool when I'm all fired up!

(The curtain falls.)

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