The curtain rises on Koopahari Desert.

Koopa: Kooky! Have you found the treasure yet?

Kooky: Yes, O Mad King Dad! It's right here!

He points to a spot on the ground.

Koopa: Then what are you waiting for? Get the DoomDigger digging!

Kooky: Ok!

He whistles and a weird, tank-like machine comes. It has a HUGE drill on it.

Kooky: Ok, DoomDigger! Start digging! WAHOHOHAHOHOHAO!

Cut to Pipe Maze.

Mario: Luigi, what do you think the Koopas do in their spare time?

Luigi: Ya know, Mario, I dunno!

Princess: Let's not worry! Koopa or the Koopalings haven’t bothered the Mushroom Kingdom for months!

Toad: Yeah! Koopa must have figured not to mess with the Mario Bros!

Then an all too familiar exhaust noise is heard.

Toad: THE DOOMSHIP!

Mario: I wonder what Koopa's doing! Toad, go get a couple of Super Leaves!

Luigi: What do you mean by “couple”?

Mario: Luigi! You're comin’!

Toad: Here! Take 'em!

Raccoon Mario and Raccoon Luigi fly up to Koopa and Kooky.

Kooky: Wahoho! It’s the Mario Bros! And they have Raccoon powers!

Koopa: Oh no! How will we ever win? Hehehe! Mario and Luigi are too strong!

Kooky: King Dad! What are you saying?

Koopa: (whispering) Kooky! This treasure is cursed, remember? We are going to give it to the Mario Bros. so they have bad luck and we get the Kingdom!

Kooky: Oh, King Dad, is right, we will never win! Take that treasure and we will goback to Dark Land!

Mario: Treasure? Well, Luigi and I could let ya off. Luigi, let’s get the booty and then let's scooty!

They get the treasure and leave.

Dark Land

Cheatsy: Where’s the treasure?

Kootie Pie: Yeah! I want more jewels!

Koopa: We gave it to Mario and Luigi!

Hop: King Dad-

Hip: Why give-

Hop: The treasure-

Hip: To Mario-

Hop: And Luigi?

Kooky: Simple, my brothers and sisters! The treasure gives the wielder bad luck and now Mario and Luigi’s luck has run out! WAHOHOHAHOHOHAO!

Bully: Ya mean while Mario and Luigi are fumbling around we take the Mushroom Kingdom?

Kooky: Precisely!

Koopa Clan: HAHAHAHA!

Grass Land Toad House 1

Princess: You mean Koopa GAVE you the treasure?

Toad: I wouldn’t take ANY treasure from Koopa's claws!

Luigi: Well you’re right, but hey, we just got 13 rubies, 6 sapphires, and 1 HUGE emerald! Not to mention 100 gold coins!

Mario: Well I’m gonna go have a- WOAH!

Mario tripped.

Mario: What happened?

Princess: You tripped!

Toad: On nothing!

Mario: Well that’s weird! I bet it's got something to do with the treasure!

Luigi: This treasure? Nah, you're- OW!

Luigi bit the inside of his cheek.

Luigi: OW!

Princess: I told ya! Koopa cant be trusted!

Mario: Well, looks like we're going to Dark Land!

Luigi: To do what? Fall in a pit?

Mario: No, Luigi, be serious! We're gonna return Koopa's treasure!

Luigi: We will? We will! Sheesh, how?

Mario: Hmm… I know, how about we get into Castle Koopa and leave it under Koopa's bed so he will have bad luck and won't know the treasure is to blame!

Luigi: Good idea! But how are we gonna get to Dark Land?

Toad: I have a Warp Whistle!

Mario: Great!

He blows the Warp Whistle.

Mario: Quick, into the pipe with the eight on it!

Dark Land

Mario: Oooo! Castle Koopa always gives me the creeps!

Luigi: Not to mention Koopa himself!

They enter Castle Koopa only to be greeted by a Koopa Statue.

Mario: JUMP!

They all jump over the Koopa statue's beams.

Mario: Let’s get up the Donut Lifts!

Luigi: YOW! Roto-Discs!

They evade the Roto-Discs.

Princess: Well here we are! The door that leads to Koopa's bedroom!

They get in, put the chest under the bed, and get out of Dark Land.

Later…

Koopa: *trips* OW! *bites cheek* YEOW! *falls backwards* OOF! KOOKY! HELP ME!

The curtains fall.

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