(The curtain rises on Dark Land, the title rolls. Dissolve to Kooky's lab. Kooky is seen holding a vile of chemicals. Hip and Hop enter eating hamburgers. Kooky notices them.)

Hop: Hey, Kooky! What ya-

Hip: (taking bite of hamburger) Doin'?

Kooky: I am patiently working on my mutation formula..

(Hip places his hamburger aside on a countertop. He steps forward and studies Kooky's every motion. Kooky does not realize this, and tries to exit where Hip is standing.)

Kooky: Aah! Be careful! You might- Ahh!

(Kooky slips and the formula spills on the counter. It then spills on Hip's hamburger.)

Kooky: My formula!

(Suddenly, the hamburger begins to twitch. It then transforms into a horrifying monster and steps out the door. Hip and Hop run away screaming. Kooky curiously looks at the spilled formula. His confused frown slowly fades to a evil grin. King Koopa walks in.)

Koopa: What is the commotion in here?!

Kooky: King Dad, I just may have the solution to all your troubles...

(Fade to Grass Land. Mario, Luigi, and Toad are seen walking down the path. Luigi is carrying a package. Suddenly, a faded stench slips to Mario's nose. He smiles and becomes hypnotized with the heavenly stench.)

Mario: Wow! That smell... Spaghetti and meatballs! C'mon, Luigi! It's coming from over there!

Luigi: But Mario, we have to deliver this package to Princess Toadstool!

Mario: Tough tortilini, it smells SO GOOD!

(Mario begins running at full speed down the hill, leaving Luigi and Toad in the dust, literally!)

Luigi: Woah!

(Inside the resteraunt, Koopa andf Kooky are creating the wonderful stench that hypnotized Mario.)

Koopa: You sure this'll work, Kooky?

Kooky: Positive, King Dad! Why, I bet he's running down here as we speak!

(Mario and Co. soon find a restaurant across a ravine. As Mario opens the door, he becomes more hypnotized. He waddles up to the counter and rings the bell. Kooky slides up from the bottom wearing a chef's hat and apron.)

Luigi: (ducking behind Mario) Yipes! It's Kooky Koopa!

Kooky: Greetings, Mario Brothers and fungus face!

Mario: One order to go, please!

Toad: MARIO!

Mario: What? I can't deliver a package on an empty stomach!

Kooky: Coming right up!

(Kooky enters the kitchen and walks up to Koopa, who is smiling.)

Koopa: Kooky, I've got to hand it to you, a truly kooparific plan!

Kooky: Thanks, King Dad! Now... I'm going to KOOK up a dinner he'll never forget! WAHAHAHAWHOAWHOA!

(Toad is waving his hand frantically in front of Mario's face. Not once does Mario blink. Toad shrugs at Luigi.)

Toad: He won't budge!

Luigi: Mamamia! What a situation!

(Kooky returns with a plate of pasta. He hands it to Mario. Mario licks his lips and sits down at a nearby table.)

Mario: Mmm, looks declicious!

(The pasta suddenly leaps at Mario and covers his face. Mario screams as the pasta begins chomping away at his hat.)

Mario: Aaah! Help! LUIGI! Ahh!

Luigi: *gasp*

(Koopa emerges from the counter and laughs.)

Koopa: Enjoying your meal, Mario? Aheh heh heh heh!

Toad: Oh yeah, Koopa Stoopa? C'mon, bring it on! I'm not afraid!

Kooky: You should be!

(Kooky steps into the kitchen and throws a bowl of ice cream at Toad. It snaps at him and chases him around.)

Koopa: Ahahaha ha ha haa!

Kooky: Heads up, Luigi!

(A baloni sandwhich is hurled at Luigi and he tries to dash away. The sandwich clomps onto his leg and uses its lettuce to wrap around Luigi's leg and trip him.)

Luigi: YOW! *thud*

(Stars fly around Luigi's head. He then grabs one. He becomes invincible.)

Kooky: OH NOO!

Koopa: Hit the deck!

(Kooky and Koopa duck under the counter as Luigi leaps into the air. Suddenly, as he lands, his invincibility wears off.)

Koopa: GET 'EM!

(Many other foodstuff creatures emerge from the kitchen. The song "Outta House 'N Home" starts.)

Food is Good,
Food is Bad,
Don't eat any or it'll drive you mad! (Oh yeah!)
You... are... eaaatin' us...
OUTTA HOUSE 'N HOME!
On the street is where we shall roam, (Wuh oh!)
Food is Good,
Food is Bad,
Don't eat any, here comes King Dad! (Woohoo!)
You... are... eaaatin' us...
OUTTA HOUSE 'N HOME! (That's right!)
HOUSE 'N HOME! (Uh huh!)
HOUSE 'N HOOOOME!

Luigi wrestles with many other beasts as Toad struggles to comprehend the man-eating meals. Mario pulls the pasta off his face and throws it at Kooky. It leaps into his hair and begins munching away. Luigi then gets up and yanks the balogna beast off his leg and throws it at Kooky.

Kooky: Ohh no! Aiie!

(Toad wrestles the ice cream and pulls it off of him. He then whips it at Koopa!)

Koopa: EEEYOUCH! That's it, plunger face!
 
(Koopa steps into the kitchen and opens a closet. He pulls out a Fire Flower and becomes super. He walks into the kitchen and fires rapidly at Mario and Luigi.)
 
Luigi: Yipes! Koopa's Super!
 
Mario: Quick, Toad! Do something!
 
(Toad notices a wooden chair, which Mario had sat in. He quickly dashes over and grabs it. He then tosses it at Super Koopa, and he loses his powers.)
 
Kooky: Oh no you don't!
 
(Kooky then throws a broom at Toad. Toad ducks. But as he gets up, the broom is seen lodged in the wall beside Toad. Toad laughs.)
 
Toad: HA! Your aim is worse then your looks!
 
Kooky: WHY YOU...
 
(Kooky leaps out from behind the counter and charges at him. He grabs Toad and tosses him at the Mario Bros. Mario and Luigi are bowled into a wall behind them.)
 
Luigi: I can't believe it. I think Koopa's actually won!
 
(Mario leaps into the air in excitement.)
 
Mario: Luigi! Do you still have that extra Fire Flower?
 
Luigi: *pulls Fire Flower out of pocket* Sure do, Mario!
 
(Mario snatches it and fires at Koopa. Koopa is blown backward and his tail is on fire.)
 
Koopa: YEOW!!!
 
(Mario then dashes up to Koopa and grabs him by the tail. He spins him around and releases. Koopa flies over the counter and falls into the sink. His head then slams against the pipe and it sprays cold water all over him.)
 
Koopa: Aaah! I'll be back, Draino Brains! And when I do, you're ALL going to pay!

(Kooky and Koopa dash through the back door. Mario burns the restaurant to the ground.)

Mario: Ha! Never mess with the power of pasta, Koopa!

(Mario and Co. laugh as the curtain slowly falls.)

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