It is a legend you’d better not forget
Everyone though King Koopa had left the Mushroom Kingdom
And then
His doomship attacked
King Koopa was back
With the greatest danger ever known
His Koopa Kids
Losing their new super powers
The stupid Mario Brothers
Neglected Princess Toadstool
And got beat back
By the evil Koopa family
Koopa: I showed those plumbers!

(The Koopa curtain rises on Dark Land and the title is shown.)

(In the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario and co. are talking a walk.)

Mario: Hey Luigi, why does King Koopa keep beating us?

Luigi: I don’t know, maybe cuz this is a Koopa show?

(Koopa comes out of a pipe.)

Princess: Oh no, it’s King Koopa!

Mario: Let’s capture him!

(Koopa ends up tying up the four of them and takes them back to Dark Land.  They are being suspended above a lava pit.)

Koopa: Say your prayers!

Mario kicks a nearby block and a Super Leaf pops out. Mario gains Raccoon power. He squeezes through the rope and flies out. Luigi, Toad, and Princess  fall into the lava and die.

Koopa: You weren’t supposed to do that!

Kooky: What’s the matter?

Koopa: Stupid Mario won’t go away!

Kooky: This oughta make him go away!

(Kooky runs towards Mario and punches him.)

Kooky: I tried!

Cheatsy: I will take care of Mario!

(Cheatsy turns Mario into a rat.)

Koopa: Augh, do I have to do everything around here?

(Koopa throws Mario into the lava.)

Koopa: Well, that takes care of them, until next time!

Kootie Pie: Why is this episode like all the other episodes?

Koopa: Because, in a Koopa’s world, ya gotta take the easy way out!

(The curtain falls.)

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