(Open to scene of Luigi's new mansion and change to scene of the Mario Brothers in the Rec Room. Mario is weightlifting and Luigi is on the treadmill.)
 
Mario: Seventy three-a, (huff) seventy four-a, (huff) seventy five-a (huff)...
 
Luigi: (Huff, wheeze, puff, pant)
 
(Both Marios collapse in a big heap on the floor.)
 
Mario: I've-a never worked out-a (puff) for so long.
 
Luigi: Let's-a take five-a, Mario (wheeze).
 
(Dissolve to scene of the Mario Brothers lying on the couches in the Sitting Room. Luigi recieves a call on his Game Boy Horror. He answers it and sees Professor E Gadd.)

Professor E Gadd: Mario! Luigi! Come to my lab immediately! I've recieved a call and they sound pretty desperate!

(Luigi hangs up and both he and Mario leave the Sitting Room. Dissolve to scene of E Gadd's lab with the Marios and Toad surrounding Professor E Gadd.)
 
Professor E Gadd: All right everybody, I've called you all here because I've received a call from England.
 
Luigi: England?
 
Professor E Gadd: That's right, sonny, I've recieved a call from Merry Old England, and they sounded pretty desperate for us to get there. The boat to England leaves at 2:00 PM tomorrow, so we'd better get ready.

(Dissolve to scene of a harbour with the Marios, Toad, and Professor E Gadd boarding a boat to England.  Dissolve to scene of the boat at sea and change to Mario leaning his head over the edge. Luigi approaches Mario.)

Luigi: Mario, are-a you all right?

(Mario looks at Luigi; Mario's face is green.)

Luigi: Uh oh, you're-a sea sick.

(Luigi runs to the medicine cabinet and comes back with sea sickness medicine.)

Luigi: Mario, drink-a this.

(Luigi lifts up Mario's head and pours the medicine down his throat.)

Mario: Thanks-a, Luigi.

(Luigi gives Mario the medicine.)

Luigi: Don't-a mention it-a Mario, but-a you'd better keep-a this.

(Dissolve to scene of the Mario Brothers, Toad, and Professor E Gadd leaving the boat and entering a seemingly abandoned England.)

Luigi: Helloooo-a! Anybody hooome-a?!

(They are greeted by silence.)

Toad: Well we'd better find a good hotel room then if we want to stay.

(Change to scene of night in England.)

Luigi: This-a might be a good time-a to find-a some ghosts.

(Four ghosts appear before them.)

Luigi:YAAAAAAHHHH!!!

(Mario captures them in his Poltergust 3000.)

Professor E Gadd: Boy Luigi, you sure know how to find them.

Luigi: That's-a not funny!

Toad: Where did they come from?

Professor E Gadd: That we have to find out, Toad.

(They leave the building and find out that the town is littered with ghosts.)

Luigi: I've-a never seen-a so many ghosts-a in all of-a my life.

(After clearing the streets of a few ghosts the boys see a humanoid ghost with skeleton hands and a skull on his head.)

The Ghost: AH HA HA HA! I, Harold Schwartzeneggar, will fill all of England with ghosts and then haunt the world!

Luigi: NOT ON-A MY TURF!

Harold Schwartzeneggar: Think again, greeny!

(Harold Schwartzeneggar launches four flying fish at Luigi.  Luigi sucks them all up into his Poltergust 3000.  Luigi sees that Harold Schwartzeneggar is gone.)

Luigi: Hey! He's-a gone.

(Dissolve to scene of morning in England. Change to scene of the Marios and Toad surrounding Professor E Gadd.)

Professor E Gadd: It seems that according to my observation, Harold Schwartzeneggar is an excorsizing ghost and seems to be the one who raised them. We have to stop him and bring him to my gallery, he'll make an excellent portrait ghost.

(Dissolve to scene of the graveyard in England at midnight. The boys watch Harold Shcwratzeneggar raise four ghosts.)

Harold Schwartzeneggar: Ookum takum ookum takum bringlaba bringlaba, Ekum tokem bookum tokem brackum tokem brakum BA!!!

(A banana ghost, a gold ghost, a shy ghost, and a purple puncher appear.)

Luigi: NOT-A SO FAST-A, SCHWARTZENEGGAR!!!

(Harold Schwartzeneggar turns to see the boys.)

Professor E Gadd: You've just risen your last ghosts buddy!

(Toad, Professor E Gadd, and Mario suck up the four ghosts into their Poltergust 3000s while Luigi takes on Harold Schwartzeneggar.)

Luigi: You're-a mine.

(Before Harold Schwartzeneggar has a chance to act, Luigi sucks him into the Poltergust 3000 after a lot of dragging and pulling, and the town goes back to a lighter darkness. Change to scene of Luigi putting Harold Schwartzeneggar in the ghost Portificationizer.)

Luigi: This calls-a for a celebration, who's up-a for Fish'n Chips?
 
Mario: Can-a we have cheeseburgers instead? I've-a had enough-a English culture for-a one day.
 
(Everyone laughs and the credits roll.)

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