Coco: Mario is covering his face because Goomba cursed him into becoming Raccoon Mario.
Coco: Goomba: You guys can lift even a heavy block?
Coco: Luigi: Mario, get down. I'm scared.

Blue Boo: Goomba: I always knew Mario's hard head would get him into something like this.

Todd: What happens when you hit a ? Block too hard.
Todd: Luigi: Um, Mario, it's only a Goomba!

Ludwig 222: Luigi: Mario! You moron! You should punch the block to get the item out, not jump into it!
Ludwig 222: Goomba: Uh oh... Maybe I should go the other way...
Ludwig 222: Mario: Mmm... There's some hidden pizza in this block, Luigi!

Zeus: Goomba: Mario's finally turned into a blockhead!

Crazykoopa: Goomba: What a block-head.
Crazykoopa: Hey! There's cheese in this block!!!

koibito: Mario: (to himself) K-Mart's new heads are the best things ever! They hide my hideous pimples,
koibito: moles, never combed facial hair, and that mold that grows on my forehead!

Mark P: Mario's imagination really ran away with him this time.
Mark P: Mario: Mmm... donuts...
Mark P: Unfortunately, the jumping contest turned out to be a failure when Mario didn't notice he had a
Mark P: Hammer in his overall pocket and smashed the brick open by accident.
Mark P: Mario: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-a me, Mario!
Mark P: Goomba: Can I carry that?
Mark P: Luigi: Oh boy, if I had my video camera, I'd tape this! Then I could actually win America's Funniest
Mark P: Home Videos on ABC Family right now!
Mark P: Goomba: Is it Halloween yet? You look like you two are in costumes.
Mark P: Goomba: Hey, are those blueberry vanilla cinnamon swirls in the sky?
Mark P: Mario: EGAD! A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF CHEESE!
Mark P: The Moral of the Story: Don't let Note Blocks fool you.
Mark P: Mario: Hey, Luigi, my head's warped to the peak of Mt. Everest!
Mark P: Mario's new football helmet didn't turn out to be what the Goomba thought it would be.
Mark P: Mario: What IS that smell?
Mark P: Mario's hair was so overgrown, he had to put a box over his head for a year.
Mark P: Luigi: Hey Mario, thanks for finding a box for our scavenger hunting list! Now all we need is a
Mark P: Goomba, and then we're done.
Mark P: Mario: Luigi! I found Koopa's Wish List from last week's caption!

gnidaplat: The "Quick Dry Jello Blocks" were one of Bowser's greatest investments yet. **GOOD PRIZE**

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Why Mario needs his hat.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Mario: So this is what it's like inside a ? Block.

Lord Wilco: Mario just took off the mask he's been wearing all these years.

Zeus: Goomba: I hope he doesn't fall on me...

Introbulus: Mario: Uh, a little help here?

Krystal Koopa: Luigi: Are you sure there's pasta in there?

Banjie: Luigi: I quote from Peanuts, Mario, "You Blockhead!"
Banjie: Mario: Are you sure these spring-loaded shoes were for ME?
Banjie: Goomba: ... And I should be afraid BECAUSE...?

Panzer Koopa: Luigi: Maybe I should have tightened the bolts a little more...

Ara: Luigi: *snicker snicker* Mario's a real blockhead.
Ara: Never wash your overalls unless you want them real long.
Ara: Mario: I hate these new flying caps.

Wooster: Mr. Little in Brown Disguise: I was juzt about to conqure za world vot you all proved to me zat you
Wooster: aren't worthy ov my domination! **GOOD PRIZE**

Seth: Luigi: Mario can be such a blockhead sometimes!

Dario: Mario: Oh-kay... could you get my head out yet? I'm still looking for that cookie...

FKCM: Glue: all-purpose everywhere!

Mario Fan: "And so," says Mario's brother, Luigi, "it was then that I knew his "pasttime" had become a
Mario Fan: full-blown addiction." ***FIRST PRIZE***
Mario Fan: Mario: Only the cool people stick their heads in blocks; come on, EVERYBODY's doing it.
Mario Fan: With the fat one out of the way, the small Goomba knew he had only a split second to leap onto
Mario Fan: Luigi's throat and finish him off.

Cyberkoopa222: Mario: Okay, I could have raised my fist a little more!

Larry_Koopa4536: Mario: (muffled) Help! I'm stuck!
Larry_Koopa4536: Luigi: Uh oh...
Larry_Koopa4536: Goomba: This doesn't look too good...

luigi-fan: Mario: Hm... I wonder where my infinite supply of cheese went?

Loni: Luigi: That is the worst impreession of a used ? Block I've ever seen, Mario.

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