Zeus: King: Ooh, my nose is cute...

Coco: Mario is trying to read The King's note but doesn't understand Poison Mushrooms.
Coco :The King: Can you read for me, Mario?

Videogamerpat: King: Hmm... WOW! I have a beard!

Blue Boo: Mario: OH MY GOODNESS, The Pirates have captured the princess! And they wrote it all in
Blue Boo: Chinese! **GOOD PRIZE**

Lil Miss Game & Watch: The King: If I didn't have a beard I'd look like Luigi. Imagine that!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Mario: There aren't that many toilets in the castle, are there? **GOOD PRIZE**
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Mario: I really don't think that this is a recipe for oatmeal. For one thing, there are no
Lil Miss Game & Watch: oats.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: The King: Should I have told Mario it was a joke?

Toddy Koopa: Mario is horrified as he reads Bowser's plans to destroy Mushroom Kingdom, but he is
Toddy Koopa: unaware he's reading the ingredients on the conditioner bottle.
Toddy Koopa: Mushroom Butler: Oh no, are you sure Bowser's going to blow up the universe? So I guess
Toddy Koopa: he's not going to like that gift basket I sent him!
Toddy Koopa: Mario: Do you really think Wario is going to like this GET SICK card?

coolgirl: Mario: Look what Bowser sent us: I hate you, you hate me, we're arch enemies like they should be
coolgirl: with a chainsaw in the neck and a rifle in the head, I'll be ruler once you're dead!
coolgirl: Mario: Well, I tried to be nice by charging you 20 dollars for me to make that picture instead of 50,
coolgirl: but you had to trick me into signing the paper when it actually said -20 dollars!

Orlando: Everyone has always wondered why does Bowser tell his arch-nemesis his plan of attack.
Orlando: Mario: OH MY GOD, LUIGI'S TURNED EVIL!

Ludwig 222: Mario: The King, this paper says that if you look behind the curtain, you will win (drumroll)
Ludwig 222: absolutely nothing!

Game Guy: Mario: Well The King, do you want this fabulous picture of yourself, or would you like whatever
Game Guy: is behind curtain #2?

Lord Wilco: When you're dumb enough to hand out your credit card to Wendy Koopa then you might have a
Lord Wilco: lot of angry debt-collectors after you for a long time.

Panzer Koopa: King: I sure hope those ingredients aren't too disturbing, but we need them to bake pasta
Panzer Koopa: from now on!

Banjie: Mario: Uh oh, King. Your car payment's late...
Banjie: Mario: I don't know, King. Your art is fine, but your penmanship can use some work...

Ludwiggy Koopa: Oh no! It says if I don't pay a million coins, my eyes will stay stuck together forever!

luigi_alex: Here we see Mario's bill for the extra chunky canned pork.

Crazykoopa: The King: Oh! It says that I have a higher IQ than you, Mario. Surprising, huh?

Ara: At least the Fungi has personal hygene awareness.

Jasmine: Mario: Before you brush your beard with poison, stuff your armpits with with peanut butter, spin
Jasmine: around three times with a bag of Meow Mix on your head, and sing The Barbie Talking Townhouse
Jasmine: song.

Mark P: Uh... King Toadstool, why do you call that a shopping list when it's about Koopas, anyway?

Gamechamp: This note is to inform you that the princess, also known as Peach and Princess Toadstool, has
Gamechamp: been taken, kidnapped, taken without permission, was transported to a place without wanting,
Gamechamp: by me, who you will never know who I am, I will be unknown...

Introbulus: Mario: Okay, I'll read the hate note back to you. (Ahem!) Dear Joe's Pizza Palace, The last pizza I
Introbulus: got had anchovies on it...

Arim: Mario: I didn't know your hate mail was THIS harsh, King.

Mark P.: Mario doesn't know if the paper is King Toadstool's "To Do" List or not.
Mark P.: Mario is reading Koopa's wish list while The King is reading... his beard.
Mark P.: The King: Mario, are you sure that to fight Bowser you need to have a toothbrush to brush his
Mark P.: teeth?
Mark P.: Mario: The manual says... hey, this isn't it!

Jeff the Great: Mario: Wow, the IRS is really serious this year! ***FIRST PRIZE***

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