Fwipp Deathspeeder: Peach: This is the worst Mario Golf tournament EVER.

Master Lord Roy: It's the 20th Superstar Saga reunion!

Rillo: Bowser: Too... much... piiiiiiiiiiiiie... Urrrrrrgh...

Bowser Junior: Larry: I'm going to miss Dad... *sniff...* Do you think I can have his room?

Wario Fan 64: Who would think that there would be two funerals with these two dead idiots?

Ravyn78: Ludwig: Bowser, get up, you're lying on Boo. Don't you know it's his birthday?

supercomputer276: Mario: Must... touch... electric... box... second... time...
supercomputer276: Everyone knew the Mysterious Black Box From Pluto was powerful when Mario and
supercomputer276: Luigi eventually bowed to it.
supercomputer276: Ludwig: Hey, now that King Dad's knocked out, let's look through his pockets for loose
supercomputer276: change!
supercomputer276: Gadget thing in the middle: Uh oh, I think I'm having a TEC moment...

hyperguy152: Eventually, the blue Toad and the gizmo on the gound got married.
hyperguy152: In order to defeat the Marios, Bowser sold his soul to the Dark One.

Kammy: Fawful: Where's my headgear of victory?
Kammy: Mushroomer: Hey, what this? Hmmm. (reading) Fear my mustard of doom?
Kammy: Cackletta: And that's all I have to do to defeat those Mario Brothers and Bowser. Bang them on their
Kammy: heads with a bat is all I have to do to win.
Kammy: Lemmy: LOOK AT ME!!! I'M STANDING ON A GOLF BALL!!!
Kammy: Popple: Give that headgear to me, Fawful! Why you- NOOOOOO!!! THE HEADGEAR!!!
Kammy: Fawful's Headgear: AT LAST, I'M FREE FROM FAWFUL!!!
Kammy: Popple: See? A headgear is a great way to separate the one group into two.
Kammy: When Fawful leaves Mario, Bowser, and the rest of the people, he finds out that a Toad stole his
Kammy: headgear.

WendyRulez: Ludwig: ALL RIGHT! I GET TO BE THE KING NOW THAT BOWSER'S DEAD!
WendyRulez: Monty Mole: How did you get up here, man?

Gold yoshi: A "REGULAR" party in the Beanbean Kingdom.
Gold yoshi: Mario: I "hic" shuldant o' drank all dat "hic" Chackala Ola, BURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Gold yoshi: While Bowser had his disco party, Mario and Luigi held a "drink it up" party with Chuckola Cola,
Gold yoshi: neither was much of a success.
Gold yoshi: Luigi: Why does everyone give us our presents in ? Blocks every year instead of just wrapping
Gold yoshi: the present?
Gold yoshi: The new game "Where's Fawful" includes 2,507,986,287,902 levels where you have to find Fawful
Gold yoshi: and his helmet in only 0.0001 seconds! At only 6,052,675,706,507 coins, it's a steal! The above
Gold yoshi: picture is an example of a level.

Emerald Shroob: Professor E Gadd: (Little does that Toad looking at that helmet thing know, that it's actually
Emerald Shroob: a nuclear bomb that can cause a nuclear explosion, and then make Thwomp Volcano erupt,
Emerald Shroob: then the lava shall hit the cheese factory and make Mario blow up!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!)

Trollish Beastfighter: Apparently, the plan to steal the other team's medicine went both ways.

Super Goomba: Cackletta: It's been a pleasure doing busine- HEY! Aren't you the guy that stole all my
Super Goomba: money last week?!

Koopa Girl: Popple: See, Cackletta! Look at the mischief I've made!
Koopa Girl: Orange Toad: Yay! I'm visiting the Monty Mole character from Beansly World!
Koopa Girl: Prince Peasley: Yes, slaves! Bow down to the block! Mua, ha, ha, ha!
Koopa Girl: Cackletta: Popple! Get Fawful's hat back now before that dumb Toad gets it!!!

WendyRulez: Popple: My job involves destroying Mario? I'm SOOOOO in!

astromatt3: Blue Toad: Hey, where's Fawful?!
astromatt3: Peach: For the 6,000,000th time! You don't have to be worshiping that ? Block!!!
astromatt3: Morton: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
astromatt3: Lemmy: Hey, Peasley! Got any socks we could borrow?
astromatt3: Cackletta: And now the final step!
astromatt3: Monty Mole: Now, Goldiekeys- AHHHHHHHHH!!! Retreat!!!
astromatt3: Roy: AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I BEAT UP KING DAD!!!
astromatt3: Spiny: Hey Iggy! Wanna play golf?

aflay: Apparently nothing good came out of this war...

P.T. Piranha: Toad with ! over his head: I wonder how much I could get for that helmet on Ebay?
P.T. Piranha: !: All right! It's about time I appear in Superstar Saga form!

Static-Z: This is why the Mario characters feel the need for Chaos Control.
Static-Z: Roy: Well, at least there's some good news beyond all this; King Dad was able to save a bunch of
Static-Z: money on his car insurance by switching to Geico...
Static-Z: This is what occurred when Nintendo took the Mario Gang, Koopa Klan, a few other hapless
Static-Z: characters, and a golfball that exploded out of the ground: a Caption picture.

Koopus: And so, the Mario universe gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase "separate but equal".
Koopus: During the battle Ludwig's hair was accidentally dyed purple, Fawful lost his hat, Bowser got
Koopus: bonked on the head with a meteor shaped like a golf ball, and the Mario Bros. were swept into a
Koopus: mad craze of worshipping broken ? Blocks.
Koopus: Mario and Luigi: All hail item box, who has destroyed Bowser for us.

Dark Doopliss: Fawful: ... I didn't do it, it was the golfball!

koopadude13: Popple: So, wuzzup! (Good, the blue Toad pawn is stealing Fawful's headgear for me
koopadude13: while I keep these boneheads busy. I'm soooo good!)

Fried Rooster: Peach: No! I cannot open that box.
Fried Rooster: Roy: We need one more to play capture the flag.  ***FIRST PRIZE***
Fried Rooster: Lakipea: Just a few more steps and Lemmy's shell is mine for good.
Fried Rooster: Toadsworth: Wow Peasley, did your growth spurt hit?

BEEZER: After hours and hours of staring at this picture, I finally came to the conclusion that the
BEEZER: only intelligent being in this photograph is the big rock.

Axis: Roy: Bowser shouldn't have taken all that medication.

Red Green: Bowser: Kids, this is what we call a hangover!
Red Green: Morton got jealous of Lemmy's ball, so he bought his own. Unfortunately, it blew up
Red Green: about five seconds later.
Red Green: E. Gadd: That's right! First one to crawl to the ? Block wins a cookie! **GOOD PRIZE**
Red Green: Blue Toad: So you're telling me I can save up to 20 percent on my car insurance?

King Doopliss: Total mayhem.

The Millennium Star: Peach: If I had HALF of a penny for every time Mario and Luigi lost a bet to a ?
The Millennium Star: Block I would be the richest girl on Plit... **GOOD PRIZE**

Jorge Mario Castillo: Larry: So, can we steal King Dad's wallet while he's sleeping?

Angel "Yoshi" Koopa: Mario and Luigi: We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

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