Waluigi's Twin: Koopa: Listen, Yoshi! We may be out of "Rocky Road", but that's no excuse to eat that giant
Waluigi's Twin: container of stones and cement located conveniently located off screen!

Giga Bowser X: Koopa: I can see the headline now, "Yoshi discovers Morton Koopa Jr. got his star on his
Giga Bowser X: eye from Brain Freeze".

King Doopliss: Koopa: Sorry, Morton got the last of the ice cream.
King Doopliss: Yoshi: Hey, I thought you didn't like ice cream, Morton.
King Doopliss: King Doopliss: Koopa: Wait! Don't eat that ice cream! It is full of Microgoombas!

YoshiForever: Koopa Troopa: Don't sit on that fence, Yoshi! There's a weight limit!

Petey Piranha Fan: Morton fails to read the sign that says "Tofu Ice Cream".
Petey Piranha Fan: And this is why you should not steal from an ice cream stand with sawdust-flavored ice
Petey Piranha Fan: cream.

Rhinox: Yoshi: How much cost this awesome parasol?
Rhinox: Yoshi: What? Money? ... Look, your favorite singer is giving autographs right there!
Rhinox: Yoshi: Wow, what a cool scar, Yoshi want cool scar too.
Rhinox: Koopa: Huh? You w-want to see my I.D. card? Uhhh... We're closed and don't come back here
Rhinox: again!!!
Rhinox: Koopa: This job stinks, I wish I had finished high school.
Rhinox: Morton: Hey, this isn't ice cream, this is super glue, oh no, not another of those TV shows with
Rhinox: people being tricked!
Rhinox: Koopa: Ok, you can have your ice cream, but don't throw a kid at me.
Rhinox: Yoshi: In case you hadn't noticed this before, Morton, you're sitting on wet paint.
Rhinox: Yoshi: Those mind control powers are fun. Now Morton, I command you to put that ice cream inside Rhinox: your nose.
Rhinox: Morton looks very pleased, but little does he know, it's all a mirage.

Todd: Yoshi: Ooo! What flavor is that big red and white one?

The Luigi: Seller: Yoshi! Don't say weddi-
The Luigi: Yoshi: Morton dude, is that wedding cake flavor?
The Luigi: Morton: ... AHHHH, YUM, chomp chomp chomp.

lord lemmy: Ice Cream Man: YOSHI, DONT MAKE HIM TALK!!!
lord lemmy: Yoshi: (WOW,YOSHI WANT CREAMY ICE, TOO!)

Angelette: Yoshi: Woah, it's a miracle that ice cream made Morton shut up for once!

Star Yoshi: Yoshi: Maybe I can snatch that ice cream away from him while he's closing his eyes.

Lil' Fuzzie: Koopa: No you can't get ten ice cream cones, because we only have seven left!

Yoshiette: Koopa: No! Don't steal his ice cream cone or he'll talk about nothing all summer long!

Ladie Toad: Yoshi: I bet I can throw Morton all the way to that boat over there!

Dasina-chan: Yoshi: (He took my seat! I should use my excellent people skills!) Excuse me, Morton, that was
Dasina-chan: my seat, so if you wouldn't mind pulling up a piece of sand and getting your fat self away from
Dasina-chan: my seat, that would be most satisfactory!

morton0155!@#: Koopa: What do you mean my ice cream is in another city?!

Dasher Koopa: Yoshi: Morton seems to like his sand-flavored ice cream.
Dasher Koopa: Koopa: GAH! No heavy Koopalings on the fence!

Torpedo TECH: Yoshi: Yeah, I want that ice cream, on that boat a few hundred miles away.
Torpedo TECH: Koopa: SEE? I told you I don't have ten fingers! Hey! Are you listening to me?!

Kammy: Koopa: Aw man, I forgot to pull down the sign in front of me that said "No Morton allowed".
Kammy: Yoshi: Hey, I thought you said that you only sell strawberry ice scream. Why did he get chocolate
Kammy: flavored?
Kammy: Koopoa: Nooo! I'm losing customers quickly thanks to that stupid Koopaling who can't stop talking.
Kammy: Yoshi: Didn't your mom always tell you don't talk when you're eating?
Kammy: Koopa: That Koopaling is sitting on a famous landmark!
Kammy: Yoshi: HOORAY! WE HAVE A HAPPY CUSTOMER AT LAST!
Kammy: Koopa: Um, I'm sorry, but that Koopaling has the last one.
Kammy: Yoshi: Hey, there's a sticker in that ice cream.

supercomputer276: Ice Cream Koopa: Wait, Yoshi! Your other arm's gone!

BEEZER: Koopa: YOSHI, NO! Don't look at the ice cream cone! It's EEEEVIIIIIILLLL!
BEEZER: Yoshi: Look, Morton has an umbrella growing out of his back.

Fried Rooster: The ice cream has a Super Mushroom in it, which explains Morton's size.
Fried Rooster: Yoshi: Look! It's Mary Poppins!
Fried Rooster: Ice Cream Guy: We refuse the right to give service to Yoshis!
Fried Rooster: Ice Cream Guy: Don't eat my ice cream please!
Fried Rooster: Morton: Mmmmm, this dirt tastes good with an ice cream cone. **GOOD PRIZE**
Fried Rooster: Yoshi: Ummm, that's my seat.

Flappy: Yoshi: Oh, Yoshi would like to order a chocolate Morton.

Ninja-Z: Yoshi: All right, this is a robbery! I demand that you fork over all chocolate ice cream, in the process
Ninja-Z: of being devoured or otherwise, or Morton gets it.

Super Goomba: Yoshi: Morton, I gave you an extra claw! Wait, isn't that switch that destroy all Plit?

tim: Yoshi: Cool, fence about to break and make Morton fall BANG!

Dark Boo: Koopa: Don't you DARE tell him that that's just a clump of sand.

Koopaling Josh: Yoshi: Ooh... Tasty Koopa eating concrete ice cream cone, me eat too!

Luigi's High Jumpin' Second in Command: Koopa Troopa: Yoshi, what are you doing? We haven't finished
Luigi's High Jumpin' Second in Command: playing pattycake yet! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Luigi's High Jumpin' Second in Command: Koopa Troopa: Get me out of this freezing ice cream stand!

koopaling: Yoshi: Yoshi want deadly Cortez ship in background. **GOOD PRIZE**
koopaling: Ice Cream Koopa: Yoshi, I don't think you should steal another Koopa's ice cream, like Ludwig
koopaling: and the chocolate ice cream last time...

Yoster: Summer Ice Cream

johto555: Yoshi: HA! He fell for it! You owe me five bucks!

Dark yoshi 123: Yoshi: Ha ha, he just ate poison ice cream.

bombiel: Koopa: No, you don't want the Bob-omb special!!!

astromatt3: Yoshi: Look! A boat!
astromatt3: Morton: No wonder they call me Big Mouth!

Josh: Yoshi: I'll have what he's having!

TheRocket99: Koopa: Yoshi, Morton, how many fingers am I holding up?
TheRocket99: Yoshi: Just so you know Morton, that's not ice cream.
TheRocket99: Koopa: Don't eat me, Yoshi, just have some ice cream.

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