Fried Rooster: Toad: Which part was the bullseye again?
Fried Rooster: Mario and Luigi already knew that was actually Peach looking through the window.
Fried Rooster: Mario and Luigi are scared of Toad's bad aim.
Fried Rooster: Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You killed Peach!
Fried Rooster: Luigi: I told you to aim at the STAR.

Kammy: Mario: Toad! Why did you turn Peach into a photograph and throw darts at her?
Kammy: Peach (trapped in picture): LET ME OUT! OW, MY EYE!
Kammy: It's the Mario Brothers' new move: Toad Darter- Toad will turn an enemy into a picture of Peach and
Kammy: then throw darts at it.
Kammy: Toad shows his anger at Peach by trying to hit a picture of Peach in the eye with darts.
Kammy: Suddenly, Peach comes out of the dressing room and discovers Toad throwing darts at one of her
Kammy: favorite pictures.
Kammy: Seems like Mario and Luigi have misunderstood the mission, which is to capture the Toad who's not
Kammy: at his post, and instead they let that Toad throw darts at Peach.
Kammy: Little does Toad know, Mario and Luigi are making fun of Toad behind his back.

Paperlemmy: Toad: I can do it! I can do it nine times!

Yoster: Dart Shoot

Waluigi's Twin: In case you don't think they're being mean enough already, Wario's got a 10-pound bazooka
Waluigi's Twin: off camera.

Koopa Girl: What Mario, Luigi, and Toad do behind Peach's back.

Giga Bowser X: It seems that Toad is the only one that knows how to play the game, as Luigi is hitting his
Giga Bowser X: brother and Mario is hitting the sack.

koopaling: Mario and Luigi: Toad, it's our turn!!!

King Doopliss: Luigi: You're right, Toad, this is a fun game.

supercomputer276: Mario: Mamamia! The princess has pimples! **GOOD PRIZE**

BEEZER: Mario: TOAD! What are you doing?! Those darts could totally ruin the wallpaper!

Dark Boo: Little did the three know that the princess was about to come through that door.

Tiff: Butch Toad and the Mario Kid.

Super Goomba: Luigi: Toad, that's Peach's actual face, not a drawing... Meh! Who cares?

Gold yoshi: Luigi: So that's what they did while we were in those painting worlds. **GOOD PRIZE**
Gold yoshi: Mario: Back away slowly, Luigi. When Peach comes out of that room I don't want to be here!
Gold yoshi: Toad: I'm going for the Peach-eye!
Gold yoshi: Toad: After this, I'm doing the Mario target!

astromatt3: Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! A dot!!!

WendyRulez and Co: One of the Super Mario 64 outtakes.
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: I don't want to even know what will happen to Toad when we get Peach out of
WendyRulez and Co: that painting.
WendyRulez and Co: Toad: ONE DAY I WILL TAKE OVER THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!! That is, as soon as I
WendyRulez and Co: get my platform shoes.
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: Oh My Mushroom King! Toad can hit the broad side of a barn!
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: I guess I can FORGET about showing Toad Peach's Extra Dress. ***FIRST WendyRulez and Co: PRIZE***

Yellow_Snifit: Luigi: I don't think that's the best way to handle your anger issues.
Yellow_Snifit: Toad: Yeah, bullseye!

Ninja-Z: Mario: Um... Toad, you could have just stuck the poster to the wall in a normal fashion instead of
Ninja-Z: throwing darts to pin it there.
Ninja-Z: Toad: Drat. I keep missing the star on the door.

Darsy: Toad: This game is fun!!!

Douglas Carr: Toad can't get a hundred, which is Princess' eye.

KOOPA: Mario: Toad! Move, I have to go to the bathroom!

Felix: One second later, Peach walks out of the room and witnesses Mushroom Kingdom's favorite pastime.

Parakoopa: Luigi: Toad, why are you putting holes in the wall?!

tim: Advertisement Guy: Buy the new game, Super Dart Princess! Now you can hurt Peach whenever you
tim: want! Buy now at $100,000.

Ludwig 3000: Little did they know Luigi was Princess Peach.

Static-Z: Mario: *gasp* What are you doing, Toad?! You didn't give me any to throw!
Static-Z: I wonder if Toad realizes that that's not the real Peach.

Ludwig von Koopa: Toad: And this is to show how we all HATE THE PRINCESS! BY PLAYING DARTS! ISN'T
Ludwig von Koopa: THAT AWFUL?!

danny: Toad: I'm a loser! I have horrible aim!
danny: Mario: Me turn!
danny: Luigi: Peach stole cheese!
danny: Peach (behind paper) Who signed me up for this?
danny: ???: Another kooky episode...
danny: Mario: Luigi! The star door took my pizza!
danny: Peach: Boomchackalacka OW!!!

Boohooboo: Luigi: Peach is not going to be peachy anymore when she sees you doing this.
Boohooboo: Mario: Cheese!

P.T. Piranha: Mario (after turning Peach into a piece of paper): That's for making me save your butt 24/7!
P.T. Piranha: Toad: Viva la revolution!

Silver Yoshi: Paratroopa, you got it wrong, it's supposed to be a picture of LUIGI.
Silver Yoshi: Little do they know, the door with a star will soon unleash his plot to take over the world.
Silver Yoshi: Um... what if someone walks through that door when Toad throws a dart?

The Luigi: Toad: Sorry guys, I ran out of Luigi posters.

Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi: TOAD, YOU IDIOT! THAT'S A WINDOW, NOT A DARTBOARD!

SuperLuigi: Introducing the new game Mario and Luigi: Doing darts on Peach.

Invader Guy: Toad: See? I told you the bowling pins would hold up the banister!

Ravyn78: Mario: (to Luigi) I don't think Toadette would let Toad do that.

Lakitufo: Psycho- The Toad version.

YoshiForever: Luigi: Toad, there is no need to be angry at Peach, just because she put a Cobrat in your hat!

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