YoshiForever: Lakitu: Who's been playing around with the arrow sign?
YoshiForever: Luigi: MARIO, WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH MY CAPE?!
YoshiForever: Lakitu holding sign: Lap 2 was three hours ago. Anybody know where the Lap 17 sign went?

Super Goomba: Peach: I think I'll just press this "Detonate all second dimension" button for no reason.

Giga Bowser X: Peach: I'll make you float around in circles FOREVER! Or at least until you apologize for
Giga Bowser X: making me watch you offer deodorent to Mt. Rushmore.

P.T. Piranha: Mario: I just KNOW that someone is going to look at this picture and make a caption that
P.T. Piranha: portrays me as an idiot.

Dooplissa the Duplighost: The green Toad on the left: What kind of race is this?! I want my coins back!
Dooplissa the Duplighost: Peach: Guys! I said go kart racing, not... Oh forget it.

Dark Boo: Peach: I didn't say go yet...
Dark Boo: CameraLakitu: Hey! Get outta here! I'm trying to film this arrow sign!
Dark Boo: Sign Lakitu: I'm blind!
Dark Boo: CameraLakitu: ... Why is there a flashlight on my fishing rod?

Invader Guy: Green Toad looking at ground: Sweet! I found a nickel!

Ludwig3000: Green Toad: MARIO, THAT'S NOT MOZZARELLA CHEESE!!!

Paperlemmy: Green Toad: With everyone watching the race, I guess no one will mind if I take a leak here...

joel: Mario and Luigi: The Great Race

Kammy: Lakitu: Who messed with the arrow signs? This will only lead them to Peach's dressing room.
Kammy: Peach: Mrahahaha! With this push of a button, those idiots' capes will explode, and I will get first
Kammy: place at last!
Kammy: Lakitu on the right: Hey! This isn't a race. Go back to Super Mario Kart, you stupid Lakitu.
Kammy: Peach: Come back, Mario and Luigi! I haven't finished putting makeup on you yet.
Kammy: Peach: You have to play tea parties with me, Mario and Luigi! You can't run away from me forever!
Kammy: Toad: Maybe if we add even more weight, then we can drop on Peach.
Kammy: Lakitu on the right: What about that 1-Up Mushroom you promised me?!
Kammy: If you want to know why that Lakitu is always holding the lap sign up to his face, it's because he's
Kammy: embarrassed to show that he has a giant pimble on his forehead.
Kammy: Lakitu on the right: Mwahaha! Fear my lightning ray gun, you Mario Brothers!
Kammy: Toads on the right: Please DAD. We don't know why we're praying to you, but please give Mario and
Kammy: Luigi more lives.

The Four Musty Fears: Green Toad on left set of blocks: Ummm... guys? Do any of you know why Peach is
The Four Musty Fears: holding a shaving razor thingy?

The Luigi: Peach: Oh... and Mario stole first place!
The Luigi: Sad Toads: Luigi doesn't know theres a 1-Up in that Lakitu.

yoshi the blue: Peach: Looks like Mario fell for the trick... AGAIN!

ServantOfNobility: Apparently, skydiving wasn't the best choice for the final square-off between Mario and
ServantOfNobility: Luigi.

Silver Yoshi: Jumping Yellow Toad: YES! DIE DIE DIE, MARIO! WOOHOO!
Silver Yoshi: Lakitu Holding Sign: Hrm... I bet someone is going to make a gag of me having this glued to my
Silver Yoshi: face.
Silver Yoshi: Some say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well what do you know, this one is only worth
Silver Yoshi: twenty!
Silver Yoshi: Peach: And Mario falls down the pit yet AGAIN...
Silver Yoshi: Sign pointing down: Hehehe...
Silver Yoshi: Little did they know that the Lakitu's light is really a bazooka.

Waluigi's Twin: This new Mario Kart tournament would make much more sense if the racers actually HAD
Waluigi's Twin: karts this time...

Yellow_Snifit: Blue Toad: Ten bucks on Mario!

KOOPA: When Mario and Luigi knew they were racing, they did not know they were going to die!

Rhinox: What happens when Nintendo tries to mix Mario and Survivor in a single game.
Rhinox: Peach: *sigh* Mario, your brother is already on lap 2 and you keep trying to eat Cheese
Rhinox: Bridge. You don't see that's not really made of cheese?
Rhinox: Mario: Hey, Luigi is cheating, he bribed a Lakitu to blind me with a flashlight!
Rhinox: Luigi: That's not fair, Mario is using his weight to fall faster and win the race!
Rhinox: Toads on the left blocks: HELP US, WE CAN'T GET DOWN!!!
Rhinox: Luigi: OH NO, Mario ate the Cheese Bridge AGAIN!!!
Rhinox: Mario: What's written on this sign? "Pit of Doom, BEWARE!" Looks fun, here I go!
Rhinox: Cloud: Hey, stop eating me! I'm not cotton candy! HELP ME!
Rhinox: Peach: Welcome to Survivor 127, aka the most cheap Survivor ever, where the contestants will be
Rhinox: trapped on blocks and they compete for an old jar of peanut butter!
Rhinox: Peach: The Mario Morons won the challenge, now the Luigi Losers will vote in someone to be the
Rhinox: other team's lunch!. **GOOD PRIZE**

Angelette: Peach: Hey! I don't know what to say 'cause SOMEBODY gave me a blank sticky note!
Angelette: Luigi: Ahh! I can't see! Quit shining that light in my face, Lakitu!
Angelette: Sitting Blue Toad: Why can't we just get regular seats like when we watch tennis?

MarioFan01: Peach: Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if it's just me, but wasn't that sign pointing
MarioFan01: to the right instead of down?

Fried Rooster: Mario: Drat! I should've brought a parachute.
Fried Rooster: Peach is auditioning to be on American Idol.
Fried Rooster: Peach is chaperoning the people at "Twins Island".
Fried Rooster: Mario and Luigi are auditioning to see who would make the best "Raphael the Raven"
Fried Rooster: in the Yoshi's Island re-enactment.
Fried Rooster: Lakitu: Wait, I wasn't supposed to spill my lemonade.
Fried Rooster: Toad: Yay! I'm the only one without a twin here.

Leix: Nintendo releases their latest game- Super Mario: Caper Racers.

WendyRulez and Co: Toad: Oh it's terrible! Mario and Luigi are commiting suicide! ***FIRST PRIZE***
WendyRulez and Co: Lakitu: This is Lap 2 of Suicide Attempts.

BEEZER: EEEK! That Lakitu is firing at the Mario Bros. with a bazooka!

Lego Lemmy: Peach: Now back to the story of our amazing rock, as soon as Mario and Luigi get away from
Lego Lemmy: the camera.
Lego Lemmy: Toads on the right: (in unison) I hate these hostage situations!
Lego Lemmy: Peach: How did I get here and why do I feel like consuming large amounts of beef?

Ravyn78: Peach: Welcome to another wonderful day in Lakitu Valley. Today we are having a cape flying race
Ravyn78: and currently Mario is in the lead.

Blue Boo: Cape Racers

dorko4u: Lakitu on right: YES! Now with this arm cannon, I will shoot yellow lines at Luigi, blame Mario, and
dorko4u: then Do the Mario!

Artemendo: Mario: Actually, there's a shortcut down there.
Artemendo: Peach: Why am I holding up this microphone in front of my eyes?
Artemendo: Peach: Lakitu seems to keep the first place for another lap.
Artemendo: Lakitu: Haha! My blinding light strategy seems to work!
Artemendo: Anyone noticed that the five-Toad flying boat is in second place?

Kooch: Peach: Hello, this is Peach here at the Mushy 500!

Sergeant Dark Bones: Lakitu with camera: ...and they just started lap 2 on the "Amazingly Suicidal Race"...

johto555: Lakitu with "Lap 2" sign: Little do those fools know that I am plotting world domination!

Darkness: We see that Luigi is being beaten by Mario in a racing competition.

Static-Z: Lakitu: Hmmm. This top hat doesn't work very well as a megaphone.
Static-Z: Peach: If only they weren't doing cunstruction work on our other racing course...
Static-Z: Now for the yearly contest to see which Mario Brother is dumb enough to follow the arrows set up
Static-Z: by the evil Toads while playing a game made up by Peach herself!

timthemariofreak: Peach tried to kill Luigi with that fake sign, but since Mario is so darn stupid, she decided
timthemariofreak: that without him, she would shoot herself.
timthemariofreak: News Guy: In this news, Mario is about to di- OH! FORGET THAT! LOOK AT THE pwetty
timthemariofreak: cwowd...

Petey Piranha Fan: Peach: Whoops, the sign fell over again. Mario, the sign is wrong. MARIO!
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Peach, I said "Have a little faith", not "Have a deadly race"!

Agahnim Koopa: On Karaoke Night, no one really wants to be near Peach. **GOOD PRIZE**

Water Koopa: The official Cape Feather races are on! Place your bets on the Mario Bros, who will probably
Water Koopa: come out victorious anyway...

General Toad: Luigi: Mario's so fat that a Cape Feather can't even hold him!
General Toad: Blue Toad Sitting: Am I the only one who knows this is completely pointless?
General Toad: Lakitu: How am I in two places at once?
General Toad: Luigi: Your bulging, overly fat stomach pushed down the sign, Mario!
General Toad: Peach: And Mario's great, abnormal weight is now forcing him to fall, despite the fact he's
General Toad: using a cape!
General Toad: Little did they know, this is actually a trap created by Canadians.
General Toad: A race to take back the hills’ faces.
General Toad: Blue Toad Sitting: Am I the only one who noticed everyone in this picture but Mario, Luigi,
General Toad: and Peach is cloned?
General Toad: The only reason Mario is winning is because someone dropped cheese at the finish line.
General Toad: Despite the light coming from the camera, the lens cap is on and this momentous event of
General Toad: Mario actually beating Luigi will be forgotten.

Lakitufo: Who needs Karts when you have capes?
Lakitufo: Toad: What is this, Mario Cape: Super Circuit?

Ham: Bowser: If I can't take out those pesky plumbers myself, then an insane stunt will!

Mario Koopa: Mario: Nintendo said we couldn't make Mario Fly Races, so we made Mario Cape Fly Races!
Mario Koopa: Lakitu with camera: Well it looks like Mario's in the lead and Luigi's gaining on him, and in
Mario Koopa: other news I just got a haircut.
Mario Koopa: Lakitu: I just got a horrible facial, so I decided to hide my face with this sign.

Tommy Koopa: Mario: Is it a good idea to dive into a Piranha Plant?
Tommy Koopa: The Toads on the right are embarrassed because the toads on the left noticed all of their
Tommy Koopa: flies were open.
Tommy Koopa: Green Left Toad: Oh dear lord! Someone stole my hand!

Double D: This is what SMW's 2-player mode SHOULD have been like...
Double D: Peach: And Superstar wins, followed closely by Green Power! Don't forget to place your bets for
Double D: the upcoming match: Stocking Stuffer vs. Lean Machine!
Double D: Peach: The next Toad that leans way, way over the viewing platform gets to join the race!
Double D: (Suckers...)
Double D: Luigi would have won, but one of the Toads sneezed, and he went hurtling over the mountains.
Double D: Lakitu Cameraman: They're coming to the finish line! And the winner is... oh darn, I'm out of film.
Double D: Yellow Toad #1: (I probably shouldn't have gone to that Red Bull-chugging contest before coming
Double D: here...)

Somdya the X-Naut: Lakitu with flashlight: And the crowd goes wild, for they are cheering for...  MARIO'S
Somdya the X-Naut: UNDERWEAR?!
Somdya the X-Naut: Unfortunately, this "race" is actually Peach's revenge against the Mario Bros, who
Somdya the X-Naut: thought there was a bomb in her father's birthday cake.
Somdya the X-Naut: Among their joyous cheering, several Toads completely pulled their pants up, in salute
Somdya the X-Naut: to Mario's lead and bunny underwear.
Somdya the X-Naut: Luigi: Someone PLEASE remind me to patch up that hole in Mario's pants, someone who
Somdya the X-Naut: WON'T "forget"!

Lemmy Von Yoshi: First Toad from the Right: When's lunch?

Silver Pheonix-Dragon: Happy Yellow Mushroomer: Hey! I can see my sister's date from here!

Lemmy Koopa: Mario finished the flying portion of the triathalon with a narrow lead, but Luigi is rumored to
Lemmy Koopa: hold the edge in the water...

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