Lego Lemmy: TV: Now go, my minion... and return with all the salad dressing on Plit!
Lego Lemmy: Sad to say, this is what happens if you watch "Barney".
Lego Lemmy: Why can't they realize that the TV's turned off?

King Doopliss: TV: Hello, and welcome to the home for really insane guys. Please note the exits are just
King Doopliss: painted on the wall so there is no way to leave. Please enjoy an eternity of soap operas.

Giga Bowser X: E. Gadd: Silly Lakitu, 1-Ups are for kids!

Super Goomba: Iggy and E. Gadd are being hypnotized by the hypnotize channel, while the Lakitu's being
Super Goomba: hypnotized by the wall.

WendyRulez and Co: Professor E. Gadd: My new assistant sure looks funny...
WendyRulez and Co: Lemmy: Mwa ha ha ha! I will infilitrate Professor E. Gadd's lair! That is, as soon as I
WendyRulez and Co: finish watching this new show called "Mario Gets His Butt Kicked".
WendyRulez and Co: Police Officer (offscreen): YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING TOTAL GEEKS!
WendyRulez and Co: Lakitu: Being on the good side is more fun than being on the dark side? Who knew!
WendyRulez and Co: TV: And now we return to "Peach Loves Bowser and Vice Versa".
WendyRulez and Co: Lemmy: At last! Someone who is as short as me!
WendyRulez and Co: Professor E. Gadd: Egad! I've stabbed the Mushroom Kingdom in the back, captured
WendyRulez and Co: the entire Mario Gang, and trapped them in a TV! This is more fun than making my
WendyRulez and Co: inventions!
WendyRulez and Co: Barney: I love you... You love me... I will turn everyone into my mindless slaves for all
WendyRulez and Co: eternity...
WendyRulez and Co: Lakitu: Um, guys, the Geek Police are right outside.

Dooplissa the Duplighost: Ludwig (in another room): This is what happens when you watch TV 24/7.
Dooplissa the Duplighost: Bowser Jr (same room as Ludwig): OH NO! E. Gadd has turned into a complete
Dooplissa the Duplighost: and total idiot! He won't be able to make me stuff anymore! WAHHHH!!!
Dooplissa the Duplighost: E. Gadd, Iggy, and the Lakitu: Must... watch... TV...

crash17: The Power of Koopaling Votes 2: The Revenge.

Larke Koopa: Iggy: See? I told ya having your eyes swirl around is fun!

Static-Z: E. Gadd finally put his "glowing white hypnotizing" screened TV to good use.
Static-Z: Lakitu: (hypnotized voice) Ooohh, look at all the pretty colors...
Static-Z: Iggy: E. Gadd, I told you to get this movie in widescreen, not fullscreen!

Jorge Mario Castillo: Now we learn why Iggy, E. Gadd, and Lakitu wear glasses.

Eric the Koopa: Iggy: This is what you get for watching the Pokemon anime a bit too much...

Mario Koopa: This is the Weirdos Club meeting.
Mario Koopa: Lakitu, E. Gadd, and Iggy: (singing) OOHHH... We are the weirdos... who don't do anything...
Mario Koopa: Lakitu: I'll just wait for the right moment to poison them and- Hey! "I Love Lucy" is on!
Mario Koopa: On TV: Tonight's movie is... "The Idiots That Were Hypnotized By Television". It's based on a
Mario Koopa: true story.

Kammy: It's ok to watch TV, but it's not ok to watch TV when you're wearing an unlucky lab coat while sitting
Kammy: next to a nutty professor.
Kammy: Iggy: Oh no! That Bob-omb's going to destroy the carnival!
Kammy: Bowser (stuck inside TV): Let me out! I'm not going to tell jokes!
Kammy: Iggy: E. GADD! DON'T DRINK THAT TEA! IT'S POISONOUS!
Kammy: Iggy: Yay, the Family Feud is on!

super koopa: Three members of the dizzy glasses club are watching TV.

Sean: Iggy, E. Gadd, and Lakitu: (droning) All hail Hypnotoad.
Sean: Mushroom: My plan to hypnotize everyone is working! HAHAHAHA!!!

lemmy koopa 2: Iggy: I'm not, Lemmy, I'm Iggy! IGGY! **GOOD PRIZE**

Angelette: E. Gadd: Hey Iggy, are you having a seizure or is it just the glasses?
Angelette: E. Gadd: Hey, this commercial is about getting seizures with mirrors.
Angelette: You probably can't tell with E. Gadd and Iggy, but they're all getting hypnotized.
Angelette: This is what happens when you stay up all night watching "Ludwig's Stupid Inventions".

Waluigi's Twin: TV: Next up, on the "Things that Spin" channel, Enigma Guy explains how pinwheels spin
Waluigi's Twin: backwards in Australia. **GOOD PRIZE**
Waluigi's Twin: Maybe it was a bad decision to rent "Ernest Goes to the Pinwheel Factory" for their weekly
Waluigi's Twin: movie night...
Waluigi's Twin: Apparently, your eyes DO go squiggly if you sit too close to the television.
Waluigi's Twin: TV: Next up on "Mythbusters": Does sitting one inch away from a television really make your
Waluigi's Twin: eyes go fuzzy?

Tommy Koopa: Lakitu had to go in disguise to get E. Gadd in a straight jacket.

joel 2: E. Gadd: Thank you all for coming to my special TV meeting!

Fried Rooster: It seems that nerds with glasses all end up at the "crazy house".
Fried Rooster: TV: I love you, you love Wario, let's get together and kill Mario!
Fried Rooster: Iggy: I want that straightjacket.
Fried Rooster: Iggy took some of Lakitu's cloud to use as a cushion.
Fried Rooster: The TV enjoys brainwashing nerds.
Fried Rooster: Lakitu: The true Teletubbies fan will win this 1-Up Mushroom.
Fried Rooster: A sequel to Lemmy's "The Power of Koopaling votes" sprite comic.
Fried Rooster: TV: Today the nerds, tomorrow all of Plit!

Korren Koopa: TV Announcer: Welcome to Nerd's Channel! Are you a nerd sitting on a couch drinkin' your
Korren Koopa: coffee? Well, today's YOUR lucky day!

Dark Kiyomaro: And right in the middle of their favorite show, the lights go out.

YoshiForever: Lakitu: IGGY! THIS 1-UP MUSHROOM DEMANDS YOUR ATTENTION!!!

Ham: E. Gadd: Ahhh... Now this is a nice cup of Joe.
Ham: Barney (on TV): 2+2 is 4! 2+2 is 4!

The Luigi: Iggy: I feel as if we're on a planet called Earth!
The Luigi: Lakitu: Guys, I think we've had enough coffee for a year.
The Luigi: E. Gadd: This new Ghost-n-Koopa coffee is great!

Dark Bones: TV: I have the power of HYPNOTISM!!!
Dark Bones: Cloud: I never knew that Iggy had Mario in his hair.
Dark Bones: Mushroom: (to Iggy's tail) You need some grooming.
Dark Bones: Iggy's Tail: No one cares about me...
Dark Bones: Bowser (from upstairs): ROAR! Time for bed, Iggy.

lord lemmy: Everyone: Too, scientific, can't, stop, watching.
lord lemmy: Looks like they're watching that alien granny from Jimmy Neutron.
lord lemmy: TV: (hypnotizing voice) You are slowly becoming my henchmen to destroy the world.

Luigiland: Elvin Gadd: Man, the season finale of Desperate Housewives is all I expected and more!
Luigiland: Lemmy was infuriated with himself for forgetting his PJ's at E. Gadd's pajama party.

jarod: Lakitu: Thanks for these glasses, Iggy!

YoshiForever: 1-Up Mushroom: I want glasses too!

Lakitufo: Just goes to show you that TV isn't for nerds!

Manjula: TV: Obey me, Wario! I am your master! Mario is your enemy! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Ravyn78: E. Gadd: Once you take a sip of this coffee, Iggy, we will take you out of that straitjacket.

Dark yoshi 123: This is what happens when you eat Poison Mushrooms and watch Teletubbies at the same
Dark yoshi 123: time.
Dark yoshi 123: E. Gadd: The sad thing is we're watching a documentary about Poison Shrooms.

Lemmy Von Yoshi: Lemmy: Woah, what was in that coffee, man?
Lemmy Von Yoshi: Lemmy: Everything is so swirly…

Yosh 3000: TV: Buy... poisoness... Toad... Hey! Who erased my sentence?!

Flame Shadow: Mario (offscreen): Lakitu! L-l-little help?
Flame Shadow: TV: Muahahahahahahahaha! Today swirly glasses-wearing people, tomorrow the world! Hey, Flame Shadow: isn't Professor Frankly supposed to be here too?
Flame Shadow: Popple (offscreen): An Ultra Shroom on the end of a hypnotized Lakitu's rod, how am I
Flame Shadow: supposed to get that?

Agahnim Koopa: E. Gadd, Iggy, and Lakitu discover the wonders that are x-ray glasses.

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