Contest 177
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Fried Rooster: Bowser Jr: I WANTED to play duck duck goose!
Fried Rooster: Prince Peasley may become the next Wendy Koopa.
Fried Rooster: Waluigi and Bowser Jr. are really on opposite teams.
Fried Rooster: Sorry Waluigi, you have to be this short to play.
Fried Rooster: Pow! Pow!
Fried Rooster: I'm Bowser Jr! Not Baby Bowser!
Fried Rooster: Now I just need Wendy's makeup and I'll be ready for my date.
Fried Rooster: I'm ten times more handsome than yesterday.

The Luigi: Baby Bowser: Hmm, something tells me these aren't balls, but Piranhas. Why else would they bite
The Luigi: Waluigi when he hits them?

Agahnim Koopa: And Lemmy looks on in horror as he receives thousands of captions about Super Mario
Agahnim Koopa: Croquet.

yoshi the blue: Bowser Jr: I don't see why we invited Peasley to our game of croquet if all he's going to do is
yoshi the blue: look into that mirror the whole time!

Giga Bowser X: Prince Peasley: That's odd, I don't appear in this mirror. "Peasley Phantom", I like that.
Giga Bowser X: Whoever came up with "Danny Phantom" is an idiot.
Giga Bowser X: Waluigi: Must... poke... Voodoo Earth...

WendyRulez and Co: Prince Peasley: Croquet is an idiot's game.
WendyRulez and Co: Baby Bowser: Why do we have to have these stupid white thingies?

Petey Piranha Fan: Waluigi: No, no, you hit the ball through Peasely's mirror FIRST, then this hoop is
Petey Piranha Fan: SECOND!

Dark Koopa: Waluigi: See? I told you my ball was blue.

jessea: Waluigi: No, no, no, you got it all wrong! You're supposed to put the RED ball in that loop, not the
jessea: blue ball!

BEEZER: Peasley: Could you two be quiet? I'm TRYING to be beautiful over here!
BEEZER: Waluigi: MY FACE! IT'S HIIIIDIOUS!!!
BEEZER: Waluigi: It's too big to fit through the wicket. I knew we shouldn't have used cantaloupes.
BEEZER: Waluigi: TOUCHDOWN! **GOOD PRIZE**

YoshiForever: Waluigi: No, the ball looks like SATURN under the wicket! It looks nothing like Uranus!

Kammy: Waluigi: How could you not know how to play this game?! IS YOUR DAD STUPID OR SOMETHING?!
Kammy: Bowser Jr: Why did you cut Piranhas' heads off and use them as balls?
Kammy: Bowser Jr: BUT I WANT TO LEARN FROM A PRO! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN FROM YOU! YOU
Kammy: ALWAYS LOSE TO PEOPLE, EVEN NOVICES!
Kammy: Waluigi: Lady, I think you signed up for the wrong club. This isn't a fashion club or something.
Kammy: Bowser Jr: That ball is too big! I want to play with smaller balls!
Kammy: Bowser Jr: I FOUND THE MAGIC LAMP!
Kammy: Bowser Jr: I can't eat that. I want pizza!
Kammy: Bowser Jr: This isn't golf! I WANT TO LEARN TO PLAY GOLF, NOT THIS!
Kammy: Green Creature on the right: NOOOO! I HAVE A CANDY STUCK IN MY HAIR!

Sean: Baby Bowser: This had better be good. I was just watching "How to identify people who don't show
Sean: you something good and kill them".

Darkness: Prince Peasley: My hair MUST look good for the royal ball tonight!

Ravyn78: Waluigi: (to Bowser Jr) Next time don't bring your own ball. It won't fit through the wicket.

Larke Koopa: Bowser Jr: YOU WON?! We don't even know how to play this game!

Tommy Koopa: Bowser Jr: (That is one smart sheep.)

Joel 2: Waluigi: Do I have to teach you two idiots everything about this game?!

Lemmy von Yoshi: Bowser Jr: That is TOO a home run!
Lemmy von Yoshi: Prince Peasley: Maybe if I flip my hair like so, nobody will notice this huge zit I got on my
Lemmy von Yoshi: ear. Nope, no good.

astromatt3: Peasley: Ahh!
astromatt3: Peasley: Ahhhhhh!!! An upside-down L!!!

Christian B: When a cheater, a brat, and a self-absorbed prince play croquet, it will never end.

Lakitufo: Waluigi: You fool, this isn't how you play golf!
Lakitufo: Jr: Aw, you just had to use the biggest ball in the basket!

Super Goomba: Peasley: Shine... WEAKENING! ... Can't... go... ON!
Super Goomba: Waluigi: Didn't I mention that I was scared of mentioning that you're cheating with a large
Super Goomba: ball?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Rhinox: Waluigi: This ball can't be a square, you idiot, because it's already a triangle.
Rhinox: Waluigi: You little cheater, that's not my special ball. I can't use a normal ball to cheat in this game.
Rhinox: Waluigi: Believe me, this ball was flying in the sky, shining in several colors, playing a strange
Rhinox: techno, and it hit my head... I'm not crazy, it's true, just ask the ball! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Rhinox: Waluigi: I am sure that the ball is the thief that stole the favorite shampoo of Prince Peasley, and I
Rhinox: will stare at it until it confess the crime.
Rhinox: Bowser Jr: So you're trying to teach this ball how to sing and dance... And I thought you were only a
Rhinox: coward.
Rhinox: Ball: Sorry, but your ball is in another arc.
Rhinox: Bowser Jr: Now I know why Wario didn't choose you to be his partner in croquet.
Rhinox: Waluigi: Ok you stupid ball, where'd you hide the money? Listen, I want names, not silence, DON'T
Rhinox: PLAY WITH ME, BECAUSE I'M A PROFESSIONAL!!!

Waluigi's Twin: When Prince Peasley's glow is stolen, Sherlock Waluigi and Jr. Watson immediately find their
Waluigi's Twin: first suspect.

Django the Koopa: Peasley: They put the worst possible Mario characters in the worst possible game, and
Django the Koopa: only those two morons can make this worse than Luigi in a dress.

Dark yoshi 123: This is why we don't play Mario Crouqet or however you spell it. See? It's even a hard title.

Hiphop: Today it looks like Waluigi and Baby Bowser will lose cuz they blamed the ball.

Link: Waluigi: I KNEW I shouldn't have made them out of Mushrooms!

sully: Waluigi: I say I can move that ball with my mind!

Parakoopa: Waluigi: That ball's shadow is too big!
Parakoopa: Prince Peasley: That knock was worse than the bottom of my shoe.
Parakoopa: Junior: This is all your fault! Why did you have to be so good at swimming?!
Parakoopa: Prince Peasley: I love my hair...

Kkadwell: Peasley: When you're a star like me, people make tough calls FOR you. **GOOD PRIZE**

Dooplissa the Duplighost: Waluigi: That ball is mine! The red one is your ball! What part of that do you not
Dooplissa the Duplighost: understand?!
Dooplissa the Duplighost: Peasley: Man... I wish I could hit them both with that croquet mallet.

Luigiland: Lakitu could always make fair calls and break up arguments during a game, but Prince Peasley just
Luigiland: isn't cut out to be a referee.

The Nat: Waluigi: I knew you would do it! You switched my ball with a bigger ball! I'm calling the cops.
The Nat: Peasley: Bowser Jr, did you steal my Sherlock Holmes books?

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