Fried Rooster: Lakitu learned how to skywrite in the water.

Donkey Kong!: Mario: (to rabbit) Your cousin stole my hat and Luigi thinks he's me, plus that Lakitu above Donkey Kong!: him is gonna kill him if he doesn't give it back... and you stole my cheese.

Giga Bowser X: Mario: I didn't know it was bunny season! All I was doing was preparing for bunny season!
Giga Bowser X: Luigi: Aw come on! A doomsday device isn't worth one hat.
Giga Bowser X: Lakitu Cloud: MUST HUG FUNNY BUNNY! CLOUD HAPPY!
Giga Bowser X: Luigi: No bunnies, giving me halitosis isn't enough!
Giga Bowser X: Mario: No I can't give you mouth-to-mouth! I haven't passed fifth grade yet!

Mario Koopa: Mario: I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WHERE MY HAT IS!
Mario Koopa: Luigi: We've got Mario's hat and cheese! I'm so proud of us!

Dooplissa the Duplighost: Mario wanted to join the Rub Rabbits but he killed the leader with his stupidity
Dooplissa the Duplighost: and Mario didn't know that the Rub Rabbits weren't really rabbits.
Dooplissa the Duplighost: Luigi: Mario, take that bunny suit off.
Dooplissa the Duplighost: The rabbit laying down: Can't... breathe!
Dooplissa the Duplighost: The green rabbit on the right: You know... It would really help if you actually knew
Dooplissa the Duplighost: how to do CPR.
Dooplissa the Duplighost: Luigi: It's a deal! 345,123,482,875,453,114 coins for Mario's hat! I'M RICH!

Kammy: Luigi: DON'T DO CPR ON THAT THING, MARIO!
Kammy: Luigi: Great, now I can replace Mario with this one and they will think that Mario stopped acting
Kammy: stupid, and I will win the bet with Peach.
Kammy: Luigi: Should we get Mario's clothes, too?
Kammy: Lakitu: So Mario has finally revealed his true self, a murderer.
Kammy: Lakitu: Stop right there, Mario! You are arrested for animal cruelty.
Kammy: Luigi: Mario, is it me or do you look skinnier and smaller? And why do you have long ears now? Why
Kammy: do you look like a rabbit?

WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Funny Bunny, are you all right?
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: This actually comes as a surprise to no one...
WendyRulez and Co: Lakitu: Who knew Mario was a sucker for rabbits?
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: Mario, I know you want Stars to rescue Princess Peach, but did you really have to
WendyRulez and Co: turn all the Toads into bunnies?!
WendyRulez and Co: Pink Rabbit: How did this stuff get in here?
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: I wuv you, wittle bunny!
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: That explains Caption 174...
WendyRulez and Co: Lakitu: This is Bowser's lamest plan ever. I mean, killer bunnies? Well, I suppose you
WendyRulez and Co: have to take drastic measures...
WendyRulez and Co: Pink Rabbit: WELL EXCUSE ME!!!
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mario turned into a bunny!
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Bunny, talk! I know you stole my wittle hat!

TheRocket99: Luigi: I'll-a pay you 150 coins-a for that-a hat.
TheRocket99: Why, oh why, did Mario become a bully?
TheRocket99: Lakitu: Get off my camera! I'm trying to make an RPG here!
TheRocket99: Mario and Luigi didn't know that the walkway was filled with evil bananas, fish, peppers, and
TheRocket99: other various foods waiting to attack them.
TheRocket99: Mario: Give-a me your lunch-a money!
TheRocket99: Mario: Who-a drew Parakoopa in-a the water, huh? Was it-a you?
TheRocket99: Skinny Tree: Why do I have to be different?
TheRocket99: Lakitu: I didn't know my camera had tentacles!
TheRocket99: Is this what Luigi did during SM64?

Blane: Lakitu: I'm just gonna float away.

The Luigi: Luigi: I'll give you this bag of stolen coins for that hat.
The Luigi: Bunnies: We're sorry that we made you play Super Mario too much.
The Luigi: Mario: BREATHE! For god sake, BREATHE- Hey! ... Is that a candy?

Flappy: Mario: Which one of you abducted Luigi?!

Waluigi's Twin: When MIPS the rabbit faints for no reason, Mario has no choice but to perform
Waluigi's Twin: mouth-to-whisker resuscitation.
Waluigi's Twin: Luigi: You look different, Mario. Is that a new hat?

Rhinox: Luigi: I need a new assistant to tortu- I mean, to help me do the dangerous jobs in my
Rhinox: do-it-your-stinking-self volumes, do you want to take it?
Rhinox: Luigi: You look different today, Mario. New haircut? Sorry for the old joke, I know you're a rabbit
Rhinox: wearing Mario's cap.
Rhinox: Luigi: That's a nice trade, all the Easter Bunny's chocolate eggs for Mario's favorite cap, a nice
Rhinox: trade indeed.
Rhinox: Bunny: Sorry Mario *cough*, but your Easter Egg is in another Easter Bunny. *cough*
Rhinox: Lakitu: Luigi, today is Easter. Christmas was some months ago.
Rhinox: Mario: Listen rabbit, I want my chocolate egg now or I WILL SHAVE ALL YOUR FUR!
Rhinox: Luigi: Ugh, this red cap is ridiculous and makes you look like a moron. Try the green cap, it's much
Rhinox: more pretty and only smart people use it. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Rhinox: Mario: Luigi, are you an idiot? This is not a rabbit, of course this is an elephant.
Rhinox: Luigi: Welcome to another episode of Luigi's Do-It-Your-Stinking-Self, today I'm going to show you
Rhinox: how to drown someone you hate, and since Mario is busy, I will use a random rabbit wearing Mario's
Rhinox: cap.
Rhinox: Luigi: I don't want carrots, I want money, MONEY!!!
Rhinox: Mario: Calm down, guys, this is only a plushie doll.

Todd: Mario then had to resuscitate the bunny when he dove into the moat to find out how a Parakoopa
Todd: could carve his name at the bottom.
Todd: Apparently Mario is the better fisher... his bunny was gold.

Koopa Girl: Luigi: Thanks for stealing the hat, MIPS. Here's the money I owe ya.

Super Goomba: It's the new generation of Atticus marks, Parakoopa marks!

yoshi the blue: Mario: Listen, I don't give a ^$^% about choice, just give me the $*^$ Star! **GOOD PRIZE**

Mario Koopa: Mario is doing the Heimlich on that bunny because he fed it too much cheese.
Mario Koopa: Bunny on the bridge: That poor bunny TRIED to tell Mario, "I'll die if you feed me cheese
Mario Koopa: because I'm allergic!" but did he listen? NNNNNOOOOOO!!!

BEEZER: Mario: Okay, hand over the money or the rabbit gets it!
BEEZER: Mario: I've got a bunny and I'm not afraid to use it!

pow: Mario: Stupid bunnies.

Paragloomba: Lakitu: Lakitu reporting, a rabbit has stolen Mario's hat!
Paragloomba: Rabbit: Get off me, Mario!

Boxman: Toad (offscreen): This proves it, Mario can't do CPR!

MarioFan01: Lakitu: With this camera disguised as a bunny, I will be able to bring the bunnies to court if I
MarioFan01: catch them destroying Mario!

YoshiForever: Pink Bunny Head: OH MY GOD, THERE IS TAR LEAKIN OUTTA MY HEAD!
YoshiForever: Brown Bunny in the middle: Forget my pulse, already! That bunny has your hat!
YoshiForever: Luigi: Oh shoot, Mario! You have two long ears!

Electro: Mario: My hat has to be in here somewhere.

Felix: As a team, Yellow Rabbit and Mario win the breakdancing contest. **GOOD PRIZE**

Larke Koopa: Luigi: Ok, rabbit, gimme the hat back...
Larke Koopa: Rabbit: NO!!! Face the power of CHUNKY NOODLE SOUP!!!
Larke Koopa: Mario: You stupid rabbit! I don't want your Trix!

Paperlemmy: Mario: Wario was right! The best things in life are free! I just wish Luigi realized that...

Luigiland: Mario: All right, bunny! Where'd you hide my @#$%& cap?!

joel 2: Mario: NOOOOOOOOO! My pet bunny Whiskers died.
joel 2: Luigi: I'm not falling for it, Mario, I know you're in the bunny suit I made for Halloween!
joel 2: Lakitui: OMG!

parayoshi: Mario: So it was you who stole my hat!!!
parayoshi: Luigi: Yes, you will do perfectly for the new Mario!
parayoshi: Bunny lying down: Hey, mustache dude, can't you see that you interrupted our "Destroy the
parayoshi: Human Race" ceremony?!

Ravyn78: Luigi: (to who he thinks is Mario) Mario! We're supposed to be playing pass the hat, not keep the
Ravyn78: hat.

crash17: Now presenting Super Mario Bros: Wrath of the Rabbits.

jessea: Lakitu: Aha! I've found you! You're the one who stole Mario's hat!

Bigboo25: Welcome to Mario's newest Wii game: Raving Rabbids!

Boo: Lakitu: Get off of my stuff!
Boo: Mario: Do you have my hat?
Boo: Luigi: Hold still so I can get the hat!

Dr. Hannah: Lakitu: All right, so Mario isn't keeping those gold coins in his hat after all...

Sergeant Dark Bones: Luigi: You don't fool me, Mario. Take off the rabbit costume.

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