The Fire Toad: Peach: Welcome to the Dungeon Lane Embassy! Do you have a reservation?

Todd: Mario just had to wait for the Toad to leave so he could snatch Yoshi's Cookie.
Todd: Luigi realized problems would arise when they installed one escalator.

Fried Rooster: Toad: Peach, blue is SO not your color.
Fried Rooster: Mario: Toad, did you get into the cloning machine again?
Fried Rooster: Yoshi: Yoshi hungry for wall.
Fried Rooster: Toad and Koopa Troopa are at Peach's kissing booth.

Donkey Kong!: Yoshi: Hi Luigi, Mario is the boss for Daisy's help center again.

YoshiForever: Yoshi: Phooey. I always get stuck in these jail Captions pictures.

WendyRulez and Co: Toad: Oh it's terrible! I've been cloned! Wait, didn't that already happen?
WendyRulez and Co: Toad: I think I'll go jump into that pit full of spikes!
WendyRulez and Co: Peach: I just became a police officer, Toad! I arrest people for almost no reason at all!
WendyRulez and Co: You're under arrest for being in multiple areas in the same time!
WendyRulez and Co: Koopa Troopa: Wow, I didn't know there was a mirror here.

Waluigi's Twin: When Mario and his friends claimed that they could build an entire kingdom with just
Waluigi's Twin: Bowser's previous lairs, they weren't kidding! **GOOD PRIZE**

Ravyn78: While Princess Peach is partying in her castle, a Toad goes to tell Mario that Princess Daisy is in
Ravyn78: another castle.

Boxman: Toad: (to Peach) But I only have my Mastercard!
Boxman: Mario: Bowser is going to get really mad when he learns that we turned all of his kids' castles into
Boxman: lousy 3-star bed and breakfast hotels!

yoshi the blue: Mario: If this is a gem, then I'm Michael Jackson!

Marioman989: Mario: Uh... Hi Toad... I was just cleaning the glass and it shattered around these priceless
Marioman989: jewels. (Yeah, let's go with that.)
Marioman989: Luigi: Mario, Daisy wasn't at the food table!
Marioman989: Toad: What do you mean we have to bring our ticket with us when we leave to return?!

Yellow Snifit: Luigi: Why is Yoshi going down the up escalator?

Yoshi_Lover: Truth be told, that Toad at the info desk is asking whether this is a restaurant or a stadium.

super koopa: Toad near red door: This is not the bathroom!
super koopa: Luigi: Yoshi, Yoshi, where art thou Yoshi?
super koopa: Peach: Sorry sir, that is not correct.
super koopa: The first prison built inside an apartement building.

YoshiForever: Toad: Oh! Oh! Pick me! I know what the "i" stands for!
YoshiForever: Luigi: I wish I may, I wish I might, have this... I forget the rest, now give me a pony!
YoshiForever: Luigi: I have to go to the bathroom! Hand over the Fist of Tebigong, Yoshi! (Yeah, I know that
YoshiForever: it's a weird part of my Shen Gong Wu senses!)
YoshiForever: Middle giraffe behind bars: I can't see over the building! If only my neck were longer...
YoshiForever: Koopa Troopa #1: Hey, Bob! I'll bet you I can walk under that jumping Toad!
YoshiForever: Luigi: Woah, my hat is green. I always thought it was purple! I WANT A PURPLE HAAAAT!!!
YoshiForever: WHAAA!
YoshiForever: Bloo (in the window under the building): Hey Mac, are we at a jail? Cool!

Goomrey: Princess Peach: Welcome to Grandma Sweet's cookie factory sweat shop!
Goomrey: Peach: Sorry Toad, but I'm in another castle!
Goomrey: Luigi: Yoshi! Stop going down the up escalator!
Goomrey: Toad at info desk: What do you mean I'm too short to ride the Escalator of Doom?! ***FIRST PRIZE***

dorko4u: Daisy: Welcome to Jail! Do you want a reservation?

Freezy Toad: Toad: (whispering) Yoshi cookie don't talk so loud, Mario might hear the secret.

Ninja-Z: Mario: Okay, so the light green orb goes here while the red orb goes... Gah, why can't they make
Ninja-Z: dungeon doors easier to open? **GOOD PRIZE**
Ninja-Z: Girl in booth: There's a simple solution, really. It's up, down, left, left, right, X, X, Y. Boom, instant
Ninja-Z: invincibility.

Dark Boo: Yoshi: ... I wonder when Luigi is finally going to realize this escalator is broken?
Dark Boo: Toad at Information Booth: Yes, I'd like to know where I could find the information booth, please?

Bigboo25: Despite previous rumors, Bowser's dungeon was actually quite hospitable.

Paraboo: The Mario Mall of America...
Paraboo: Luigi: Wait a second... If he's going down and I'm going up... and we're on the same escalator... How
Paraboo: is this possible?
Paraboo: Mario: Oh... my... gosh... Toad! You're floating!

Giga Bowser X: Toad: I have to swim across a frozen lake to get my Geico Insurance? Man, I thought
Giga Bowser X: surviving Luigi's Do-It-Your-Stinkin-Self was hard enough...

Kammy: Toad near the left door: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Kammy: Toad near Mario: Hit the green block if you want to get kicked out. Hit the yellow one and cheese
Kammy: will appear. Hit the red block and I will kill you.
Kammy: Toad nearest to Peach: I told you to wear pink! Not blue!
Kammy: Suddenly, the escalator begins to go right and left at full speed.
Kammy: Luigi: Hey, the ceiling is talking to me.
Kammy: Peach: Welcome to Peach's castle. No, this isn't one of the Koopalings' castles. It's from ME!
Kammy: Toad: Peach, you're fired. Now let me in!
Kammy: Mario: I'm not here to play games! Take me to the Koopalings!
Kammy: Toad near to the left door: Shiny door!

Rhinox: Toad next to Peach: You put my brother Toad in the dungeon just because he broke your jar of
Rhinox: cookies! What type of @#&(%& reason is this?! He was doing a favor to you, do you know how fat
Rhinox: you are? Oops... Did I say that too loud?
Rhinox: Luigi: Wow, I didn't knew there weres so many criminals in the Mushroom Kingdon. Hey, that's the
Rhinox: guy who stole my TV yesterday, hi guy who stole my TV yesterday!
Rhinox: Yoshi: As you can see, Luigi, this prison contains all the kinds of criminals, from thieves like Popple
Rhinox: to politicians like Bill Clinton, don't ask me how he arrived on Plit because I don't know!
Rhinox: Toad next to Peach: Princess, this is becoming ridiculous, you're using our tax money to build
Rhinox: prisons, but you already built 20 of them, and to make things worse, you put a cinema and a
Rhinox: swimming pool here. Even Mario does better work!
Rhinox: Yoshi: This place used to be a school, but it was too cold, gloomy, and full of disgusting bugs, and
Rhinox: since the princess was too lazy to do a cleaning here, she turned this place into a prison.
Rhinox: Toad next to Peach: I need to say that YOU STINK, ALL THE COPS STINK, COPS ONLY WORRY
Rhinox: ABOUT DONUTS AND COFFEE AND... Hey, what are those scary-looking Koopas doing here? I was
Rhinox: kidding, cops are cool and AAAARRRGHHHH!!!
Rhinox: Mario: Hehehe... Wait until Luigi discovers that I will be his cellmate. He will be soooo surprised that
Rhinox: he will die.

Dark Metal Koopa: Mario: Hmmm... I know-a, I make a store of my own, Cheesymart!

TheRocket99: Luigi: How is-a Yoshi going-a down on an up escalator?
TheRocket99: Toad walking away: Why is there an info booth at a prison, and why is Peach wearing that ugly
TheRocket99: blue color? I'm outta here.

King Doopliss: Peach: Hi, can I kick you? ... WAIT! I said it wrong! Now I will never get promoted...

lord lemmy: Peach: Welcome to Mario Coaster Tycoon. No, I am not a Koopaling dressed as Peach to make
lord lemmy: everyone eat in a jail to capture you and everyone else in the Mushroom Kingdom.

astromatt3: Mario: Silly Toad, Mushroom hats are for kids, not little Mushroom dudes! vv

Static-Z: Mario: What are you doing...? No, s-stay away... I said back off... Stay awa- Ack! NOOO!!!
Static-Z: Just when everything started to go awry when the Marios tried to take over Bowser's castle, the
Static-Z: evil Toads just had to enter.
Static-Z: Luigi: Uhh, Yoshi... Is it just me or do you have the feeling that something bad is gonna happen?

Jorge Mario Castillo: Mario: I like working in the cheese factory. What do you mean it's a cookie
Jorge Mario Castillo: factory?! NNNNOOOOO!

Somdyra the X-Naut: Bowser's cruelest Mario Party event ever: making people do his grocery shopping.
Somdyra the X-Naut: Daisy: Since you're at the information booth, I have some information for you. I'M
Somdyra the X-Naut: DAISY, NOT PEACH!
Somdyra the X-Naut: Mall Madness- Plit Edition.
Somdyra the X-Naut: The Dungeon Mall- the way Bowser gets the money to redesign his castle in every
Somdyra the X-Naut: Mario game.

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