Flitchard: Koopatrol: See? I have it verified, in writing, that this cake IS NOT a lie!

Pit: Dark Koopatrol: I got a divorcement cake for a Mr. Toad. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Pit: Toad: Toadette, could you please get out of the way? Morton's starting to catch up.
Pit: Dark Koopatrol: We aren't here for the princess, and we have a Yoshi to prove it.

Jalvo the Slime: Koopatrol: By order of King Bowser, this cake is a lie.
Jalvo the Slime: Toadette: If this is a wedding cake for Bowser and Peach, why is Mario on it instead?

WendyRulez and Co: Koopatrol: You can't have your cake and eat it too.
WendyRulez and Co: Koopatrol: No, there is certainly no princess stuffed in this cake and we are most certainly not taking her to Bowser's
WendyRulez and Co: Castle.
WendyRulez and Co: Toadette: Whaddya mean I have to pay a toll to cross this bridge?
WendyRulez and Co: Toad: I don't think we should negotiate with evil, Toadette...

polkamon: Koopatrol: How is two of Bowser's minions delivering a cake to the princess suspicious?

Iggy Koopa: Toadette: You're telling me I read all those captions for a cake?!

YOZONIK: I think there's something suspicious about those people...

Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: Toadette: Sorry, but because of the catastrophic cake attack on 11/15/09, you may not pass without a complete and
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: thorough cake inspection! **GOOD PRIZE**
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: Toad: Something is seriously up... Why does that cake have a Peach and Mario figurine at the top; like they're getting
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: married, and I had no idea?! Secondly, a baby 'yellow' Yoshi is sound asleep under that cart and the cake is in one
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: piece? And finally, they had KOOPATROLS deliver the cake? This has Bowser written all over it!
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: Koopatrol pushing the cart: (Aw man, Peach actually has security now...)
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: Toadette: We WILL go and call for Mario if we have to, ya know.

flifit22: Koopatrol: We're just passing by to give this totally not a trap cake to the castle nearby. just sign here so we TOTALLY DO NOT
flifit22: forge a confession with your signatures.

Brick Block: "Koopatrol": I'm telling you! We're cake deliverers, not Koopatrols! We're just prepared for a highly-probable Morton ambush.
Brick Block: Koopatrol: Okay! We brought the main plot point of the next Mario game like you guys asked. Does this warrant us at least a
Brick Block: cameo or something?

IceKoopa: Koopatrol: Yes, two minions crossing a bridge with a suspicious-looking cake looks bad, but numbskull here forgot the cake.
IceKoopa: Figures.

Kerry Koopa: This is the Mushroom Bridge, before it fell down. All the weight of two Toads, a Koopa in armor, and a cart holding a wedding
Kerry Koopa: cake and a baby Yoshi caused the rickety bridge to crash, my fair lady.

myBand: Now, if you just sign here, you get the cake and the Yoshi, and all we ask for is Toadette! Simple choice!

Fried the hen: Toadette: Make sure Morton doesn't steal our cake.
Fried the hen: Toadette: *regarding the wedding cake topper* I'm not that fat.
Fried the hen: Yellow Yoshi: (Just wait 'til they find out I'm Morton.)

sheek: Yoshi: So the plan is you sneak me in and I steal their valuables, right?

MammaMia64: Toadette: Well, I still say I ordered a CAPE! **GOOD PRIZE**

Kkadwell: Buddy (offscreen): THEY LOVED IT!

lilboo: Koopatrol: I'm sorry, but you can't bring this cake into Desert Land. Morton would go crazy if you did.
lilboo: Koopatrol: Hm? You ask why we're patrolling this bridge? Well, we are the kooPATROL after all.
lilboo: Koopatrol: What are you trying to do with this? It's just some squiggles written on a piece of paper.
lilboo: Koopatrol on the left: You know, I've always wondered why Morton only likes wedding cake and no other kind of cake. Does wedding
lilboo: cake really have a taste that no other kind has?
lilboo: Toadette: Oh, look at that, you dropped your cake and Yoshi. I guess in exchange for pointing that out you should let us pass.

Pan and Pot: Toadette: You can give us cake, but the cake is a lie.

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