Fried the hen: Goomba: Can't... levitate...
Quirky Quipster:
Paragoomba on top: Ha, Mario's so stupid, he doesn't even know penguins
can't fly!
Quirky Quipster:
Paragoomba
on bottom: Man, I KNEW I shouldn't have worn my fish cologne today!
Quirky Quipster:
Mario's
testing out his new martial arts move, FLYkwondo; unfortunately, penguins
don't fly...
E-Man: Mario wishes that he could fly like the Paragoombas, but he forgot that penguins can't fly.
Pit: Paragoomba: QUICKLY!!! GO UP, GO UP!!! HE CAN'T FLY!!! Wait, is that a Propeller Mushroom over there?!
flitchard:
Paragoomba: Okay, Son! Just keep flapping, and you'll clear that bottomless
pit easily!
flitchard: Now,
I done seen, `bout any old thing, when I see a Mario fly!
flifit22: The overalls penguin seen here, mistaking the Paragoombas as flying cheese, chases them across the kingdom, for nourishment.
WendyRulez: Goombas
are so wimpy that even penguins are their natural predator.
WendyRulez: Paragoomba:
*screaming like a little girl*
Brick
Block: Paragoomba on the Right: Man, being stalked by a fat guy in
a Penguin Suit has to be the second scariest thing to ever happen
Brick Block:
to
me. The first was being stalked by a fat guy in a Frog Suit back in the
90's. **GOOD PRIZE**
Brick Block:
Mario:
Dang it! Those Paragoombas saw through my disguise. I knew I should have
ditched the red overalls.
Brick Block:
Paragoomba
on the Right: Dude, have you seen the guy that's right behind us? What
a weirdo! I mean, who in their right mind
Brick Block:
would
wear red overralls nowadays?
Screamy: Right Paragoomba: Hey! Mario's sending sonic booms with his butt!
polkamon: Paragoomba:
Relax, man! If both of us even touch him, he'll be so small that he'll
never be able to stomp our heads again!
polkamon: This
is why Happy Feet never made it to Broadway.
Weegee
Malleo: Goomba: Em, Mario, did you ever consider *gasp* slowing down?
Weegee Malleo:
Goomba:
Uh, how did that penguin end up here?
Weegee Malleo:
Goomba:
Hate... Penguin Suits.
IceKoopa: Mario: Piplup!
weegee: Mario: C'MON GUYS! I got the wings! TEACH ME HOW TO FLY!
Jalvo the Slime: Paragoomba: We thought the Frog Suit was bad. This is worse!
youmustdie183: Paragoomba: For the last time, Goombas aren't Mushrooms!
iggyandludwig:
Before NSMBWii, Nintendo forgot to tell Mario that with the Penguin powerup,
he can't fly.
iggyandludwig:
Paragoomba
1: Idiot.
tornado koopa: Paragoomba: This Mario simulator sure is fast.
Kerry
Koopa: Mario: It's Mario Chesterfield Cobblepot,
aka The Plumber Penguin, coming to take you, Batgoomba and Robingoomba,
down!
Kerry Koopa:
Waugh!
Waugh!
Richard:
Penguin Mario is not compatible with dry land.
Richard: Mario:
Woah! I'm-a about to crash into-a some Goombas and I shouldn't have gotten
that Penguin Suit!
KevinHeaven: Aah! A big fat penguin (or in this case a penguin wannabe)!
Pikachu Koopa:
When a fat Italian turns into a Pokemon.
Pikachu Koopa:
Pokedex:
Mario-in-a-penguin-suit-chu, the plumber Pokemon. He's really fat and eats
stuff that you shouldn't. ***FIRST Pikachu
Koopa:
PRIZE***
Mario40825: Mario: Come back here, you cheese thieves!
lilboo:
Paragoomba: Oh no! That Penguin ate Mario! **GOOD
PRIZE**
lilboo: Paragoomba:
Okay, so there's a Tanooki Suit, a Hammer Bro Suit, a Frog Suit, a Propeller
Suit, a Blue Koopa Suit, and they even
lilboo: made
a Penguin Suit! Would it kill 'em to make a Goomba Suit?!
Ludwiggy Koopa:
In reality Mario is drooling on the floor, having suffered a life-threatening
stroke. He will be in a coma for months. Hope he
Ludwiggy Koopa:
has
the extra life!
Ludwiggy Koopa:
Goomba:
Hello!
Ludwiggy Koopa:
Mario:
Oh no I am a penguin!
Ludwiggy Koopa:
Mario:
Now there are two couples, Goombas! And Waluigi seems willing to try it...
What do you say?
Ludwiggy Koopa:
Mario
is chasing these Goombas because he is very stressed out from work. That's
not really fair, though. Come on,
Ludwiggy Koopa:
Mario,
give 'em a break.
Ludwiggy Koopa:
Mario:
Snow ice to meet you!
Ludwiggy Koopa:
Goomba:
Mario, you need to chill!
Anamatronic Koopa: It took Mario all day to realize the Paragoombas were scared of penguins.
Doom: This is
why Paragoombas everywhere gave NSMBW a bad name.
Doom: Lower
Paragoomba: For the last time, Mario, we're NOT flying meatballs!
Uladar: Fly higher, man, he already ate Gary!
Badyoyo:
Mario isn't chasing the Paragoombas because he's Mario. It's because he
just watched The Pebble and The Penguin and he
Badyoyo: thinks
the Paragoombas look like brown magical pebbles. He hopes if he catches
them he can use them to make Peach forgive him
Badyoyo: for
accidentally hitting her with a Fire Flower.
Green Bones: Little did Mario know, Bowser bet 50 coins that Paragoombas could outrun a penguin.
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