Well let's see. If no one in your castle is hurt, I can't dispatch medical
attention. And since the unknown force in your houselooks like Princess
Peach, I can't dispatch the Mario Bros... So I'll have to set your castle
on fire. Goodbye. ***FIRST PRIZE***
I told Kamek not to give that cockroach potion to Toadette!
Never mind Peach getting kidnapped! It's the trollface I'm worried about!
Toad: Help! There's a disease in this castle that's changing everyone into insects! The princess is a swarm of ants, Toadette is turning into a cockroach, and my eyes are starting to bug out! **GOOD PRIZE**
Koopa Lady: Ummm... Sir, this is the umpteenth time your princess has been kidnapped, so stop acting like it's that much of a surprise.
Troopa: So, you say someone vandalized the castle, turned Peach invisible,
and caused Toadette to undergo a metamorphosis?
Sorry, it's time for my lunch break. Call back later.
Help! We're under attack by a cloud with a HIDEOUS face!
Koopa: I thought people only bled through their noses whenever they witnessed something potentially scarring...
Toadette: Hooray! It's raining blood! I'm a complete psychopath!
the receptionist*: It's a-me, Mario! What appears to be the emergency?
Hotline: You have called the 911 Hotline. I am afraid no one is available
to take your call. Don't even bother trying again, because
if you do, we'll send fire, Megavitamins, and the Mario Bros. after you.
Toad: IT HAS A
FACE! THE CLOUD HAS A FACE!
HELP! My pupils are gone!
Toad: That trollface
cloud turned Peach into a silhouette and made Toadette an insect!
gets calls everyday about troll face because someone's on Toadyube. **GOOD
Toad: 911! There's
a blah blah blah...
So there's a Bug-Toad on the loose?
Koopa: So you
lost your eyes... What's new?
Toadette: Yayyyyyy! We're going to see the firetruck!
Toad: PEACH IS DISAPEARRING!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
Koopa: Yeah, I
don't work here, I just picked up the phone. (Hey Lord Bowser, they have
Hellooooo? ... Dispatch the firemen to rescue the princess? ... The medics
to put out a fire? ... The Marios to save
Toadette from being eaten by a costume?
Toads regret having a fancy dress party during an invasion by Princess
Shroob... OMG THAT CLOUD HAS A TROLLFACE EPIC
Girl: I'm sorry, we don't cover famous Internet memes...
|Princess Peach:||Toad: I told
Toadette not to take Kamek's magic potion!
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