This is a parody of Little Lemmy's Land, made by Wendy. This is not the true feelings of the Lemmy's Land administration, and hopefully is not the true feelings of the author. It is suggested that you compare this to the original.

Welcome to Lame-o Lemmy's Land! This section is for you-know-what, so let's cut the small talk and get to the good stuff. Just remember that we're studying, okay?

All right, now I am using small words so you can read them. My site has gotten so large that it has taken over the known universe, and possibly more, and people are really getting angry. I'm also aware that people may be pointlessly executed if they don't please the all-consuming Land. So, while people with a death wish are perfectly welcome to go around in public, I thought I'd make this safe house. Just because it's inhumanely boring doesn't mean it's smart to leave.

At the time of the Civil War, I decided that this new section would be an acceptable way to decide which submissions are the most family-friendly. So, here's how this section works: the most family-friendly bunch of entries in randomly-chosen sections will be put in the stocks for all to view, so that tourists can gawk at them from a safe distance. How many is a bunch? I don't know! How will the most family-friendly entries be determined? They will battle! Since obviously the more violent stories will win, Lame-o Lemmy's Land will be made up of the maimed and battered losers, with ties going to an unwitting member of the audience. Even jaded warmongerers might enjoy this.

Your socks reek! Not only is your body odor extremely offensive, it also seems to have a consciousness of its own. That's right, your stench may be more intelligent than you. A bath would improve your chances of becoming a Super Koopa. To wash yourself, fill the bathtub at the bottom of the page, and use soap (or some other abrasive chemical) for the Lemmy's Lather question.

Wow, for such a point-having section it sure has a disjointed introduction. Get on over to the tourist traps and buy cheap souveniers.

Lemmy's Fun Fiction: Lots of depressing stories about me and my problems.

Lemmy's Drawing Board: Come read and flame stupid ideas for Mario games that hopefully will never be made!

Lemmy's Funnies: Come eat the home-made Mario pastries. You'll find out what the joke is.

Lemmy's Interviews: Go read about brutal attacks on characters by other characters. Depending on who's involved, someone might care enough to arrest the perp!

Lemmy's Scribbles: Not enough for the one thing, but too much for the other.

Lemmy's Art Museum: Come in and see the lions' and lionesses' kills. You can be one too!

Lemmy's CDs: Go listen to dopey Mario noise. Hang yourself now and you won't need to download.

Lemmy's Mysteries: Solve the mysteries and waste away while waiting for your turn to testify in court.

Roy's Sports Hall: Get up! This is for all you morning fans. Make your breakfast and see if you can get dressed before the bus comes.

Larry's Bios: Go walk your own dog and view the pets of other tourists.

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