Ludwig Meets Ludwig

By Marioman989

Artwork by Fried Rooster

Chapters:
#1: The Beginning
#2: Isle Delfino
#3: Niagara Falls
#4: Boo's Mansion
#5: Along Came The President
#6: The Mushroom Ways
#7: Paris Too Much!
#8: Glitzville
#9: Ludwig Meets Ludwig Finally!
#10: Ending

Chapter 1: The Beginning

You all should know Ludwig Van Beethoven and Ludwig von Koopa, right? Well what would happen if they came face to face?

*Plit*

Ludwig von Koopa has just invented a sonar radar to pick up any of the surroundings, like Mario for example. After a long day he decides to check on it one more time. Doing so, he sees a mysterious object.

Ludwig: Hey Dad, look what my radar picked up!

Bowser: My gosh, it looks like a tube.

Ludwig: But to where?

*Earth*

Ludwig: La la la la...

Advisor: Sir, would you stop singing?

Ludwig: Vhat? I can't hear you!

Advisor: You don't need to yell, sir, I'm right next to you.

Ludwig: For goodness sakes, I cannot hear you for the last time!

The advisor gives Beethoven an earpiece.

Ludwig: OH MY! I CAN HEAR!!!! Where did you get this amazing... thing?

Advisor: Oh, I just made it in my spare time.

Ludwig: Oh, you shouldn't have.

Advisor: I... Hey, why is the floor shaking?

Ludwig: I don't know, but does this earpiece come in blue?

Advisor: *sigh* No, I don't think so. Oh look, something coming out of the ground.

Just then a tube pops out of the ground.

Advisor: What is this thing?

Ludwig: Darn, dropped my earpiece... Where is it?!

Advisor: No time to look, let's go in.

*Plit*

Bowser: Ahh, twas only a tube.

Ludwig: Come let's go in.

Both Ludwig Beethoven and Ludwig Koopa enter the tube. They are transported to the opposite worlds. This means that Beethoven is on Plit and Ludwig Koopa is on Earth.

*Plit*

Beethoven: OH! I found my earpiece in my pocket.

Advisor: Oh, good for you... But where are we?

Beethoven: Almost looks like... Oh! A Mushroom!

Toad: Get away from me, you freak!!! AHHH!!! AN EARTH HUMAN!!!

Advisor: I say, some people can't accept the Human Race!

Beethoven: Oh, I just thought of a song. How does "New World Sympothy" sound?

Advisor: Oh, I get it, we're in a new world so you named the song New World Sympothy. Bravo...

Beethoven: I had a different thought, but yours works. OH! A CASTLE!!! Maybe a king and queen live there.

Advisor: I guess it won't hurt to check it out.

Beethoven: Oh goody!

*Earth*

Ludwig: Interesting. We seem to have transported to another world.

Bowser: Tell me about it. Can you tell where we are?

Ludwig: Hmmmmm.... Well I see a statue holding a book with a crown. I see giant buildings. Well I'll be darned, we, my friend, are on EARTH!

Bowser: NOOOOOOOO!!! The dreadful planet we separated from!

Ludwig: But the tube has somewhat disappeared.

Bowser: WHAT?! So we are stuck here forever?

Ludwig: Unless we can find a ship or some sort of rocket.

Bowser: But we can't go out in public.

Ludwig: Hmm... You have a point... AH!!!

Bowser: What?

Ludwig: My new divice should do it. I call it the Transformer. You scan any object and you turn into it.

Bowser: Oh, scan that person. I want to be him.

Ludwig: Let me just warn you I haven't tried it out yet...

Bowser: Just do it.

Ludwig: Ok, here we go!

Ludwig misses and hits the person's hat.

Bowser: Oh good grief... When we get home, i'm sending you to aiming school.

Ludwig: They have an aiming school?

*Plit*

Advisor: Hmm... Nobody is here.

Beethoven: Oh! A lab!

Advisor: As the advisor I advise you don't touch anything, unless given permission by the king and queen... Hey, where are you going?

Beethoven: I see light up ahead.

Advisor: I have a bad feeling about this.

Beethoven enters Wendy's room.

Beethoven: Hello there.

Wendy: ... EKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Beethoven: But...

Wendy: EKKK... EKKKK... EKKKKK... EKkkkkk!!!

Advisor: Oh come now...

Wendy: EEKKKKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!! Out of breath... E...kkkk...

Beethoven: Goodness, child...

Wendy jumps out the window and runs away.

Beethoven: Well that was fun. Next!

Lemmy's room

Advisor: Wow, you're good at balancing.

Lemmy turns around.

Lemmy: Hu...Hu...HUMAN!!!

Lemmy runs out the door.

Beethoven: What is it with these vile creatures?

Advisor: Maybe we should leave.

Beethoven: Oh, but we have just begon. NEXT ROOM!

Advisor: Must you yell that?

Beethoven: Ah, but who is the composer here?

Advisor: You are.

Beethoven: Good, then we shall go to the next room.

Iggy's room

Beethoven: Oh, what are you reading?

Iggy looks up.

Iggy: Oh, just a book about... GOOD GRACIOUS!!!

Iggy drops his book and leaves the room through a secret passage through the bookcase.

Advisor: Hmm. It says Isle Delfino.

Beethoven: Why don't we go to this so-called Isle Delfino?

Advisor: Good idea. Let's take the plane.

*Earth*

Bowser: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DO NOT WANT TO BE A TABLE!!!

Ludwig: Look, this is not as easy as it looks.

Bowser: Give me that thing.

Bowser takes the Transformer and turns into a Human.

Bowser: Oh, I look handsome!

Ludwig: Now we will have to change you up a little. You won't want to come face to face with the person you copied.

Bowser: You're right. But now it's your turn.

Ludwig: Fine.

ZAP!

Bowser: Oh, so now you aim right!

Ludwig: Do I look ok?

Bowser: You look fine, now let's try to find a rocket of some sort.

Bowser and Ludwig enter the streets and head toward a makeover shop to look different. They come out looking different from the disguises they stole.

Ludwig: Ok, much better. So I guess we should tour first, then find a rocket. I mean, this may be our only chance to come here.

Bowser: You're right. HMMM... Hey, how about Canada? Or Niagara Falls Canada!

Ludwig: Ok, but what is Niagara Falls?

Bowser: Don't know, but I see a flier that has a picture of it.

Ludwig: Wow! A giant waterfall!

Bowser: Yes, but how to get there?

Ludwig: We could take a plane.

Bowser: I guess, but how different are their planes from ours?

Ludwig: I imagine the same.

Bowser: Ok, then we shall take a plane. But we must act normal so we aren't suspected.

Ludwig: Ok, but we must find an airport.

Bowser: Then let's take a cab. TAXI!!!

A taxi pulls up.

Driver: Where to?

Ludwig: The closest airport.

Driver: Ok, you do have good money, right?

Bowser: Darn, we forgot about their money!

Ludwig: Do you take GOLD coins?

Driver: Did you just say... GOLD?!

Ludwig: Maybe, I Have ten, is that ok?

Driver: You guys are riding first class today!!! Hop in!!!

Bowser: I'm glad I had a smart son.

Ludwig: Yes, I bet you are.
 

Chapter 2: Isle Delfino

Advisor: You know, Beethoven, we don't seem so worried. I mean, we have just been transported to another world and don't even care.

Beethoven: But this world... It's amazing! Just think, we are going to a real island!

Advisor: I guess that is why we don't really care that much.

Beethoven: Who is this Mario person, though? I see him listed everywhere.

Toad: Welcome to Mario Airlines! May I see your boarding pass?

Advisor: Why aren't you scared of us?

Toad: If I was, you would run away and I won't have your money.

Beethoven: Vhat?

Advisor: Turn your earpiece on!

Beethoven: Just joking.

Toad: Enjoy your flight!

Advisor: I hope Isle Delfino is nice. I could use a nice vacation.

Beethoven: When do we head back to Earth?

Advisor: I guess after we are done touring this world.

Pilot: Good morning... EEEKKK! Um... Oh, sorry, I have the, um... hiccups.

Beethoven: Errgggg!

Pilot: How about s-some peanuts?

Advisor: Yes please!

Pilot: B-b-be right-t-t-t b-back.

Beethoven: I still don't get why they are scared of us.

Advisor: We will probably never know.

Beethoven: Maybe this Mario person will.

Advisor: I hope. If I hear one more scream I will just explode!

Beethoven: If I hear one more scream, my earpiece will be turned off.

Advisor: I suggest you don't do that.

Beethoven: You're right.

Pilot: Koopas and Koopettes, we are now making decent to Isle Delfino. We hope you enjoyed your flight. Have a nice day!

Advisor: Oh goody, this will be fun!

Isle Delfino

Mini Chapters of Isle Delfino:
#1: No Rights?
#2: Biggest Fanatic!
#3: Petey Piranha
#4: Gooper Blooper
#5: Shadow Mario
#6: Ludwig or Ludwig?
#7: Confusion
#8: Lava Burst
#9: Shines or Ships
#10: Ahoy Human
#11: Taken away

#1: No Rights

Beethoven: WOW! This place is beautiful!!!

Advisor: Just look at that sun.

Beethoven: There are so many songs I have thought of right now.

Advisor: I'm glad I'm your advisor.

Beethoven: But I didn't even hire you. You ended up begging for me to give you a job.

Advisor: Did I mention the ocean looks fantastic?

Beethoven: *sigh* Oh look! There is someone coming!

Pianta: YOU two!

Advisor: It looks like someone had a little too much to eat.

Pianta: Excuse me!!!

Beethoven: It looks like you told a couple of lies. Or is that not a tree coming out of your head?

Pianta: Grrr!!! I am the judge!

Beethoven and Advisor: *gulp...*

They are taken to the courtroom.

Judge: So tell me, how did you humans enter our land?

Advisor: You see, we saw a tube and jumped in it. It seemed to come out of nowhere.

Judge: And it brought you here?

Beethoven: Yes!

Judge: I'll let you go for now, but don't pull this stuff again. UNDERSTOOD?!

Beethoven and Advisor: Yes!!!

As they leave, they see a crowd of people outside.

#2: I'm your biggest Fanatic!

Beethoven: Good gracious!

Advisor: My word!

Pianta 1: It's Ludwig Beethoven!!!

Pianta 2: I have all your CDs!

Beethoven: Wow! Fans! But how do you know me?

Pianta 3: We hear stories about Earth. We heard of a famous composer named Beethoven. And it's you!!!

Advisor: I suggest we go before it gets crazy.

Beethoven: How about Bianco Hills?

Advisor: Quickly, through the painting.

Beethoven: What? How do you know this?

Advisor: Umm... Well I saw something big go through it.

Beethoven: Big? I'm scared.

Advisor: Hmm... Still, let's go.

Beethoven: Fine, fine, fine!

Beethoven and the advisor jump through the painting.

#3: Petey Piranha

Advisor: So this is Bianco Hills?

Beethoven: Ok, now I'm getting hot in this tux. I need a shirt.

Pianta: Welcome to the one and only Bianco Hills! Have some shirts!

Beethoven: Maybe I spoke too soon.

Advisor: Yes you did, my friend. For some reason nobody has told us why people here are scared of Humans. Aren't they all Humans too?

Pianta: The famous Petey Piranha would know the answer to your question. He resides in the Windmill. But be careful, he hates everyone. So the chances of you talking to him are very slim.

Beethoven: I can handle it.

Pianta: Then go right ahead. Go get eaten by a 200-pound beast. See if I care. GOSH!!!

Advisor: What's his problem?

Beethoven: I don't know, but let's go ahead to see this beast.

So Beethoven and the advisor walk and walk up the stairs to the top of the windmill. They find a shaft leading down to the base of the windmill, where Petey lives.

Beethoven: Well here goes nothing!

They both run down the stairs.

Petey: GAH!!!

Beethoven: I am Beethoven!

Petey: Gah?!

Beethoven: B-e-e-t-h-o-v-e-n.

Petey: Gohasfhs...

Advisor: I'm not getting across to him. Are you?

Beethoven: No, not really. But I think he wants a milkshake. Maybe?

Petey: Oh, I give up. Why won't you leave already?!

Advisor: We came here in search of the reason why people are scared of us.

Petey: Ahh, the human ways, of course. But I don't know the whole story, so if you visit my cousin Gooper Blooper, he should help you out more.

Beethoven: This world is crazy. I'm a composer, gosh darn it! I am not supposed to be here. But where is this Gooper Blooper?

Petey: Located in Ricco Harbor. Here are the directions.

Advisor: Go left... Blah Blah Blah... Got it!

Petey: Good, now, BEGONE!

Petey Piranha makes a big tornado that sends Beethoven and the advisor out of Bianco Hills.

Advisor: Ouch... So we need to head through the painting on the shop of blue coins.

Beethoven (from a far distance): FOUND IT!!!

Advisor: Hey! Wait for me!

They enter the painting and are transported to Ricco Harbor.

#4: Gooper Blooper

Beethoven: Well? Where is he?

Advisor: I'm not sure, but I do see a giant squid up ahead. Is that him?

Beethoven: Worth a try.

They run up to it.

Beethoven: Are you Gooper Blooper?

Gooper: Why yes I am! And you are a Human, right?

Advisor: Yes, we are.

Gooper: Petey Piranha sent you here, then.

Beethoven: Yes, but how-

Gooper: Shhh. Follow me.

The platform starts to rise and head toward a giant volcano.

Gooper: You see, everyone here is afraid of you because you were not born in our world. Your ways are also cruel! We don't like war, or presidents that tell us what to do. We figure if Humans enter our planet, they will invite others to come too. Then you will govern us. You see, we do not have a government and hope to never have one.

Advisor: That explains a lot!

Gooper: Yes, our world is much different. Your world doesn't have talking squids or Koopas with shells...

Beethoven: We have turtles.

Gooper: Yes, but not ones that talk or move at fast speeds or have an IQ of like a million!

Advisor: How did it turn well animated?

Gooper: Experiments. You see, our world was once connected to yours. Scientists around both worlds turned inanimate objects into living things. The potion spread to different things, mutated turtles, sea life, and so on...

Beethoven: WOW!!!

Gooper: And you seem to have found the tube that links Earth and Plit. We had it made just in case. This is Corona Mountain! The capital of Isle Delfino. In here you will find a tube that should bring you back to Earth. We have many tubes in Plit that go from Earth to Plit or Plit to Earth. Same thing. So now you know. Oh, and never tell anyone about this planet or anything you saw.

Advisor: Yes, Beethoven has a lot of songs to compose.

Beethoven: At least I can hear. But how did you make this earpiece?

Advisor: Tell you later. Let's go home!

Just as they are about to enter the tube, Shadow Mario appears.

Beethoven: What is this vile creature of water and other substances? I will not compose for this!

#5: Shadow Mario

Shadow Mario: And who's the freak with the long hair?

Beethoven: I'm not talking to you anymore.

Shadow Mario: Ha! You just did!

Gooper: Great Gobblin Goops! It's the protector of Corona Mountain! I'm leaving!!!

Advisor: Oh dear. We are alone, ol' chap.

Beethoven: It's ok, we can take this guy.

Shadow Mario: Ha! But you are a Human! You stand no chance against me.

Beethoven throws a stick at Shadow Mario.

Shadow Mario: I wasn't ready! Grr! You will pay for what you did!!!

Shadow Mario knocks Beethoven to the edge of the lava pit.

Shadow Mario: Before I destroy you, what is your name?

Beethoven: Ludwig Van...

Shadow Mario: IMPOSSIBLE!!!

#6: Ludwig or Ludwig?

Advisor: Ymm... Yes, he is Ludwig.

Shadow Mario: Oh, I am terribly sorry, bretheren. You must be using a human transformer device. I understand. But why do you need to go to Earth?

Beethoven: I have my reasons.

Shadow Mario: Ok, by the way, who is that guy over there?

Advisor: Who, me?

Shadow Mario: Yes, you!

Advisor: Oh I'm... um... Bill.

Shadow Mario: Hi, Bill, I'm Shadow Mario or Bowser Jr. But just call me Junior.

Beethoven: Oh, and he is my advisor, Bob!

Jr: No, but I'm Bowser Junior.

Beethoven: But he said he was Bill.

Jr: Yes, but you are Ludwig, right?

Beethoven: Yes, but he is Bob.

Jr: But he said Bill.

#7: Confusion

Jr: Ok, STOP!!! What are your real names?

Beethoven: I'm Beethoven.

Advisor: I'm Bob.

Jr: I knew you were Humans. You had me fooled for a second. No matter. I shall destroy this tube and cause the mountain to erupt!

Beethoven: Eeeeekkk!

Advisor: I've never heard you scream so loud, Beethoven!

Beethoven: Just doing stuff.

Jr: Now away with you.

Bowser Jr. throws his paintbrush on the ground, causing the volcano to erupt. Lava starts to run down the mountain.

#8: Lava Burst

Beethoven: RUN!!! Oh my back.

Advisor: See, you're 52 years old. Calm down. Let's follow this path!

Beethoven and the advisor (Bob) walk down a series of steps until they come to a destroyed bridge.

Advisor: Hmmm. We can grab onto the ropes and swing across.

Beethoven: ANYTHING!!!

They grab onto the rope, but it breaks.

Beethoven: EEEEKKK! GOODBYE, WRONG WORLD!

Advisor: Goodbye, advising skills!

Thank goodness they fall onto a giant rock. They fall asleep and ride down the mountain in front of the Shine Gate. Then they wake up.

Advisor: Are we in Heaven?

Beethoven: I think we lived!!!

They both start dancing.

Advisor: Hey, what are those shiney things? Oh, and the ships full of white puffy things?

#9: Shines or Ships

Pianta: OH NO! It's the BOOS!!!

Beethoven: Vhat is going on?!

Pianta: They come to kidnap us all! Then turn us into Boos and pirates! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Shines: Don't fear! We can help you!

Advisor: Are those things talking to us?

Shines: As for your information, we are the Shine Spirites. We shall help you fight these things. Charge!!!

Beethoven: All right, but they are about a mile away!

Shines: The sooner the better!

Advisor: Hey, at least they're not scared of us.

Beethoven: You got a point.

The Shines lift Beethoven and the advisor and they ride toward the ships.

#10: Ahoy Humans

Cannons fire, beams of light show, a war has broken out. Beethoven and his advisor are doing nothing due to the scariness of the battle. Finally everything stops as the Shines go away.

Boo 1: Hmm... Those look like Humans on deck.

Boo 2: Why are you guys here arg-

Captain: They would make a nice collection to our crew, but they are Humans.

Boo 3: But that would scare all of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Captain: Then we shall take them to our mansion and turn them into proper ghosts.

Boo 4: But Humans are different. When they die, their spirits go to a place.

Captain: Then we must keep them alive. Will you, friends, join us?

Advisor: On one condition.

Captain: Yes?

Beethoven: You let us go after awhile, and take us to the nearest pipe to Earth.

Captain: Oh, a little tough. I'll try my best. Deal!

Advisor: Good, then we shall help!

#11: Taken Away

Beethoven: Good, at least we won't have to work that long.

Advisor: But how long?

Beethoven: Don't know.

Advisor: What are these things, and what and where is Boo's Mansion?

Beethoven: I guess we shall find out. Time is everything, you know!

Advisor: Yes, that is true.

Beethoven: This ride will give me time to write songs!

Advisor: Good, then let's make the best of it!

Beethoven: Hopefully.

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