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Pokey: Roy's Sports Hall.
Larry: Hey, where the heck's everyone else?
Pokey: Shadoo fight.
Larry: ... Wait, WHO is fighting?
Larry: Why didn't anyone TELL me that? Oh, oh jeez, I gotta get outta here, oh man I...
Shadoo: Going somewhere, Koopa?
Larry: N-no, Mister Shadoo, sir! I-I'll be good, just...
Shadoo: I do know where you live, Koopa.
Larry: Well technically everyone does bu-
Shadoo: And all of your hiding spaces. And the place where you keep your magazines.
Larry: Y-you wouldn't DARE!
Shadoo: You will predict my victory, Koopa, and your Nintendo Power shall remain unharmed.
Pokey: Good enough opening?
Larry: I think so, yeah.
Pokey: Good. Red Corner, Cackletta.
Cackletta: Eyehehehehe! There is NO way you can be counting ME out! I'll easily squash this lousy competition and show you who to REALLY be afraid of!
Pokey: Green Corner, Chuckolator.
Chuckolator: What do you call two people who get beaten by the Chuckolator? YOU GUYS!
Pokey: Not funny.
Chuckolator: I'M HILARIOUS!
Pokey: Green Corner, Shadoo.
Shadoo: My, we're confident in ourselves, aren't we? Return in one-thousand years, and perhaps I'll think of giving effort.
Larry: Shadoo. It took Anti Guy to bring the guy down, and Anti Guy is like a force of nature here.
Pokey: Lost to Bogmire.
Larry: And Bogmire is a total champ. Seriously, have you SEEN the shadowy goop he throws everywhere? That kid is GOING places!
Pokey: Saying things out of terror?
Larry: You BET I am! By the way, who's announcing?!
Shadoo: In the interest of a more exciting fight, we summoned a suitably strong host for the witch. Also the most unintelligent one we could find.
Whomp: Oor! Whomp announcer for fight!
Shadoo: We intervened after he and Wario played rock-paper-scissors for three hours.
Whomp: Whomp secret weapon is rock!
Larry: Well, it'll at least be more quiet...
DING! DING! DING!
Chuckolator: HELLO ALL! Do you know where Samus took her prom date? THE MORPH BALL!
Whomp: Oor! Chuckolator glowing from funny joke! Hahahaha! Whomp not get it, though.
Cackletta: Eyehehehe! What a-
Shadoo: Foolish ability. Once your soul has been devoured, I shall apply it in a more practical form.
Cackletta: HEY! I was going to insult the idio-
Cackletta: ARGH! STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
Whomp: Soda bullets knock green thing back and hurts! Whomp thinks it's cherry flavor!
Chuckolator: Ohoho, we're just getting started. What did the hangman tell his apprentice? Nice execution!
Chuckolator: Taste the delicious strength that only Chuckola Co. can brew!
Whomp: Oor! Whomp impressed! Soda guy's hand turn into flamethrower from joke power! Whomp no understand how physics work!
Larry: Don't... don't spend too long racking your brain, Whomp.
Whomp: Whomp agrees! Thinking overrated!
Cackletta: You're proving more annoying than I expected... EYEHEHEHEHEHE!
Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap!
Chuckolator: Hahahahaha! You make me CHUCKLE!
Whomp: Chuckolator laughs off lightning like nothing!
Cackletta: What? How can you be this strong defensively?
Chuckolator: It is through the power of great humor that I am brewed to perfection! What do you call a-
Shadoo: Pardon, but I have a hilarious joke.
Chuckolator: Ooh, I LOVE a good joke! Please tell me.
Shadoo: What do you call me when I walk directly behind you during all your pathetic banter and prepare my assault?
Chuckolator: I don't know, what?
Shadoo: Your worst nightmare.
Chuckolator: I... don't get how that's really a jo-
Chuckolator: That's... not... funny...
Pokey: Chuckolator, down.
Whomp: Oor! What happen, Whomp blinked and missed it!
Cackletta: W-what... what manner of abomination ARE you?
Larry: T-there were tentacles a-and hands... a-and so many screams, screams everywhere and... and he was just gone and then... he was back and... e-everything about him was...
Shadoo: For the sake of your sanity, I suggest you justify it as "I tore open dimensional space and tore his soul asunder", rather than what you saw.
Larry: Y-yeah, that's exactly it, right...
Cackletta: Eyehehehehe! Interesting, INTERESTING! Maybe YOU'LL be my power source, even better than the Beanstar! Come here...
Shadoo: I tire of these antics. So I believe a wardrobe change is in order...
Whomp: Oor! Shadow guy turn into pretty lady with no face or body or other things!
Cackletta: Eargh! But why would you transform into... THAT WOMAN?!
Shadoo: I'm quite a fan of irony. Now, if you'll excuse me...
Whomp: Lady taking deep breath.
Cackletta: Ha! You've left yourself WIDE OPEN! Now sink, SINK into despair!
Whomp: Why everyone on floor?
Larry: CAN YOU NOT HEAR HOW LOUD HE'S YELLING IN A HIGH-PITCHED FEMININE VOICE?!
Whomp: Whomp's ears not that good. Whomp not even sure he has ears.
Cackletta: EARRRRRGH! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Shadoo: Is the battle finished?
Shadoo: As expected.
Whomp: Oor! Loud shouting break glass and lots of lights! And ugly witch lady blasted into ground and body is dust now!
Cackletta: Eheheheheh! Thanks for removing me from that mortal coil! Now I'll just possess this man right heeer-
Whomp: Ghost lady reaching hand for Whomp. Whomp played this game before and uses unconscious kid next to him as shield!
Larry: Wha- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Shadoo: ... This is possibly more frightening than I could have imagined.
Larletta: You... YOOOOOU! TASTE MY... METEOR... TENNIS BALL... ATTACK!
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
Whomp: Lady-Koopa-Thing pulling out meteors and hitting with giant tennis racquet! Whomp liking big rocks!
Shadoo: Predictable. Far too slow. And not nearly good enough.
Whomp: Shadow lady turn into shadow man who is kinda skinny but not really, just skinnier than the other shadow man who was here before and... Whomp confused. Is everyone a boy or a girl now? What is Whomp? What is Pokey?
Whomp: Whomp is still confused! So Whomp will think of funny things like Goombas getting Whomped. Haha, Goombas getting Whomped... Whomp likes this.
Larletta: Grrrr... Just STAY STILL! DARK METEOR SHOWER!
Shadoo: Hmph. You might serve well as a jester someday.
Whomp: Oor! Shadow guy got hit!
Shadoo: Of course, you realize this meteor was positioned directly over your head. And now my form is spreading around it...
Larletta: What? No... NO! GET... GET THAT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE!
Pokey: Cackletta, out. Shadoo, winner.
Whomp: Why did meteor grow teeth and eat not-boy-not-girl thing?
Whomp: Where did they go after meteor explode on ground? And how shadow thing still alive?
Shadoo: Oblivion, hopefully for the first question, though I doubt they will be so fortunate as to escape my wrath. As for the second... you honestly would expect a host body exploding to destroy me?
Whomp: Yes, Whomp thought so.
Whomp: So... um... just three of us then?
Whomp: Oh... okay. What Whomp do now?
Whomp: Oh... But Whomp has nobody to electrocute!
Pokey: What a shame.
Whomp: Whomp feels this is disappointing ending to anticlimactic battle.
Pokey: What a shame.
Whomp: Whatever! Whomp going home to throw rocks at Thwomp.
Pokey: End Transmission.
|Voting Results (highlight
1. Chuckolator: 40%
2. Shadoo: 32% - Lucky!
3. Cackletta: 28%
Results (highlight to see):
1. Microgoomba: 29%
2. Gourmet Guy, Sniper Bill: 14%
4. Macho Grubba, Rawk Hawk, Booster, Fishbones, Lakithunder, Dark Boo: 7%
X. Mom Piranha, Corporal Paraplunk, Bundt, Kent C. Koopa, Boomerang Brother, Gobblegut, Hyper Cleft, Fighter Fly, Shroob: 0%
You're not allowed to nominate these now - so don't waste your vote!
- Clawdia (unofficial fan character,
even if it's myself who's the fan in this case)
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