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Roy: Welcome to another match at Roy’s Sports Hall!
Gloomtail: Please tell me we’ve got a better matchup for me than Microgoomba.
Roy: Look, um…
Gloomtail: What is it now?
Roy: Two people were voted into the Hall today.
Gloomtail: There’s nothing wrong with a three-way bout. They must be powerful if they want to face me!
Roy: Well, one of them’s a ghost, and the other… well…
Iggy: Ooh! Is it Don Pianta?
Iggy: OW! What was that for?
Roy: What was what for?
Roy: Oh, I was just doing that subconsciously.
Iggy: Every day you find a new way to be a jerk.
Roy: Thank you, I take pride in it. Now announce them or my hand might find its way into your stomach while I’m thinking about how cool my shades are.
Gloomtail: You never said who the second fighter is.
Iggy: Well, in the Red Corner we have the only RPG boss smart enough not to put a heal box in front of his lair, GLOOMTAIL!
Gloomtail: Yes, I know who I am, but who are the others?
Iggy: In the Green Corner, we have the ghost that nobody cares about, EERIE!
Eerie: I am terrifying! Look at how scary I am!
Iggy: And in the Yellow Corner, we have–
Grand Goomba: DID SOMEBODY ORDER A LARGE HAM?!
Roy: I just fixed that wall.
Gloomtail: Who are you?
Grand Goomba: I am GRAND GOOMBA! The GREATEST OF THEM ALL! Prepare to be UTTERLY HUMILIATED in the RING for the crime of CONSUMING MY BELOVED COUSIN!
Gloomtail: You mean Microgoomba?
Grand Goomba: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME?!
Roy: This is going to be fun. Who do you think’s going to win, Iggy?
Iggy: I’m going to run with Gloomtail. Considering Grand Goomba can still be squashed with a hit or two, I don’t like his chances.
Roy: What about Eerie?
Iggy: Oh, that? I didn’t realize he was fighting, I just thought he was a cloud of smoke or something.
Roy: Okay… Pokey, start the match.
DING DING DING!
Grand Goomba: CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
Gloomtail: You seem like too much of a pain to eat.
Grand Goomba: Guaugh!
Iggy: Gloomtail casually slapped Grand Goomba to the side!
Grand Goomba: That won’t stop me!
Iggy: Grand Goomba’s displaying surprising speed!
Grand Goomba: Did you think I was just another Goomba? HA!
Grand Goomba: HA, I say! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE POWER OF A GRAND GOOMBA!
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
Gloomtail: Hnnnnrgh… Get… OFF… MEEEE!
Grand Goomba: OOF!
Iggy: Somehow, they seem evenly matched!
Grand Goomba: That’s because I’m in the top percen–
Gloomtail: Oh, don’t EVEN start with me! Hhhhhhhhhh…
Grand Goomba: A Megabreath? I’ll just shield myself and–
Grand Goomba: NEEEEYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!
Grand Goomba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Iggy: What the– Eerie actually scared someone!
Eerie: Isn’t it shocking how scary I am?
Gloomtail: You’re not frightening at all. I spent hundreds of years in a pit with an eldritch abomination.
Eerie: Well, I have a Yoshi nose.
Gloomtail: You’re ridiculous.
Gloomtail: What the?
Eerie: You can’t hurt me, I’m a ghost.
Gloomtail: How did– Why did–
Eerie: I’m getting clooooooooser…
Gloomtail: Try again!
Iggy: Ooh, poison breath at point-blank! This match is over!
Gloomtail: Heh, disintegrated completely. Next time try to–
Pokey: Ring out. Winner, Eerie.
Iggy: I… I don’t believe it. Eerie shouted in Gloomtail’s ear, causing him to lose his balance and fall out of the ring.
Roy: Wow, that’s too bad. I bet he could use a nice after-match snack.
Iggy: Not this time! I’ll just run away befo–
Roy: Trying to run away? I’ll douse you in barbecue sauce this time.
Iggy: Let’s just end transmission first…
|Voting Results (highlight to see):
1. Gloomtail: 50%
2. Grand Goomba: 28%
3. Eerie: 22% - Lucky!
(highlight to see):
1. Bowser Castle: 63%
2. Morton: 38%
These eligible fighters were nominated, but not often enough to make the
- Bandit, Belome, Birdo, Bowser, Chuck-ya, Cortez, Forest Fuzzy, Fracktail, Hoohooros, Jagger, King Boo, Midbus, Mokura, Red Bones, Shroob, Super Blooper, Waluigi, Wario, Wracktail
You're not allowed to nominate these now - so don't waste your vote!
- Doopliss (retired season winner)
- King Boo and Iggy (only one nomination may be made at a time so both are disallowed)
- Giga Bowser (not really a separate character from Bowser, vote counted for Bowser)
- Dark Star (already fought this season)
- Pac-man (notwithstanding the argument made by the voter about him appearing in Mario Kart Arcade GP, this is not a Mario character)
- Dupree (not an enemy; also, the voter wants him to lose - you should want your pick to win, not get creamed)
- Jr. Troopa and Bowser (only one nomination may be made at a time so both are disallowed)
- Mario (Mario)
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