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Roy: It’s that time again, folks! Roy’s Sports Hall is up and ready for action!
Larry: Yeah, but what’s going on down in the ring?
Waluigi: So you’re–a the Chet Rippo I heard-a about?
Chet Rippo: Yessir, that’s me. I can change ya stats, quick as ya please.
Waluigi: Hmmm… Waluigi doesn’t-a know about-a these stats…
Chet Rippo: Well, ya got yer HP. That’s that stuff ya don’t have a lot of.
Waluigi: Waluigi doesn’t have a lot-a of anything.
Chet Rippo: Well, it’s the reason ya fall over in a stiff breeze. Then ya got ya FP– Flower Points– and BP, which lets you wear these.
Waluigi: Waluigi knows about-a badges.
Chet Rippo: Well, I can change one and the other, if ya don’t mind one of ‘em being lower.
Waluigi: Hmmm… Waluigi likes-a the idea of something being-a better… but Waluigi doesn’t-a have much to make-a worse.
Chet Rippo: How about BP? I don’t see ya accessorizin’ a lot.
Waluigi: But Waluigi likes badges. Waluigi traded five-a-hundred coins for them at Wario Land. Waluigi will-a give up the HP.
Chet Rippo: Are ya sure?
Waluigi: Waluigi is-a sure.
Chet Rippo: Well, okay… HERE WE GO!
FOOM! FOOM! SWOOP!
Waluigi: Waluigi is-a skinnier!
Roy: HEY! STOP TAKING SO LONG AND FIGHT ALREADY!
Chet Rippo: You look like you could use a coupla stat changes yerself!
Roy: YOU– Just lower Petey Piranha already.
Larry: On it!
CRASH! Clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk…
Petey Piranha: GLABLLLLGH!
Chet Rippo: Woah now!
Roy: Now if you start feeling like you actually want to fight this thing instead of standing around arguing about stats like a couple of idiots, you may– MAY– be able to survive this in less than three pieces. FIGHT!
DING DING DING!
Waluigi: Waluigi isn’t-a an idiot! Waluigi is-a the smartest! And the best-a actor!
Pat pat pat pat pat!
Roy: What’s Waluigi pinning to his clothes?
Larry: Those are, uh… those are Power Rush badges!
Waluigi: Waluigi tricked-a you, you stupid papaya-nosed freak! DANGER WALUIGI TIME!
Chet Rippo: NOOOO REEEEEFFFFUuuuuuuunnnndddsss…
Pokey: Ring out. Chet Rippo, eliminated.
With low HP, the multiple Power Rush badges have greatly increased Waluigi’s normally sub-par attack strength, allowing him to obliterate the weak-bodied Chet Rippo!
Petey Piranha: WAAAALLLGH!
Roy: Wait, is that it?
Larry: Well, theoretically Waluigi should be in constant danger, and Petey’s reasonably strong, so…
Roy; Well, I guess we had a match. I’ll let Petey clean up the mess.
Petey Piranha: AAAAAARGHLP!
Roy: What’s wrong, Pokey? Just announce Petey as the winner and–
Roy: No. NO.
Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump.
Pokey: Winner, Waluigi.
Petey Piranha: GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Waluigi: Waluigi always-a wins!
Roy: He… he had Bob-ombs with him. This is the stupidest match I’ve ever seen.
Petey Piranha had gulped up Waluigi, but being eaten’s not enough to kill a guy in the Mushroom Kingdom! When the Bob-ombs Waluigi had on him went off from inside, Petey went down.
Larry: At least it was short.
Roy: Yeah, and at least you get to clean up the mess Petey made.
Larry: I don’t see why we can’t just hire a janitor.
Roy: Don’t be silly. Janitors are actually trained to do this stuff!
Larry: I hate everything.
Roy: A valuable lesson. End transmission!
|Voting Results (highlight to see):
1. Chet Rippo: 38%
2. Waluigi: 33% - Just a little bit of luck!
3. Petey Piranha: 29%
Results (highlight to see):
1. King Boo, Millenium Star: 26%
2. Spy Guy: 22%
3. Bowyer: 13%
4. Yaridovich: 9%
5. Bogmire: 4%
X. Muddy Buddy
These eligible fighters were nominated, but not often enough to make the
- Anuboo, Back Cursya, Bob-omb, Bowser Jr, Czar Dragon, Drunk Koopa Troopa, Grodus, Gus, Jelectro, Jr. Troopa, Junker, Podoboo, RC Shroober, Rip Cheato, Snailicorn, Tanoomba, Tenderling, Thwimp
You're not allowed to nominate these now - so don't waste your vote!
- Monstar (not a real enemy)
- Anubus (vote counted for Anuboo)
- Roy, Dimentio (already fought this season)
- Susan (not an official character)
- Doopliss (retired season winner)
- Willy Wonka (I get a kick out of some of these clearly bogus nominations)
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