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Roy: Welcome to the Sports Hall, my wonderful audience!
Larry: It looks like they’re transfixed by that Season 10 preview scroller you put on the big screen.
Roy: I certainly hope so. It gives me more opportunities to steal from them.
Larry: I thought Bandit left.
Roy: I steal in a different way.
Vendor: POPCORN! GET YER POPCORN HERE! FIFTY COINS NOT TO BUY ANY POPCORN! LAST CHANCE! OKAY, IT’S ON YOUR BILL!
Larry: Huh, not bad.
Roy: Thank you. That’ll be fifty coins.
Roy: Don’t worry, I’m your brother. How about you just pay me thirty coins and I punch you in the face.
Larry: I’ll pay fifty, thanks.
Roy: Okay, then.
Larry: But I said I paid fifty!
Roy: And I appreciate your tip. Where’s Count Bleck, anyways?
Larry: He said he wanted to make a “grand entrance”.
Roy: Well, it better be grand enough to make my top five list of grand entrances or I’ll sue him for every penny he’s got!
Larry: Oh, you don’t have to worry. Here he is.
Shoom shoom shoom SHOOM SHOOM SHOOM SHOOM SHOOM SHOOM SHOOM SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Count Bleck: Behold as I make my leisurely approach to this arena. My enunciations shall cause those sitting there to tremble in awe, knowing that Count Bleck towers far above them!
Roy: Yeah yeah yeah. That was an awfully plain entrance for such a long wait!
Count Bleck: What are you talking about? Did you not see the castle? The chariot? The hole torn in the very fabric of reality?!
Roy: All I saw was “shoom shoom shoom”.
Count Bleck: You have no appreciation for fine entrances, grumbled Count Bleck. Let us proceed to the amassed contestants! In the Red Corner is a group of bladed buffoons, angry at their casting away from the first half of the season for Bandit. Count Bleck welcomes the AXEM RANGERS!
Axem Pink: Fighting for injustice!
Axem Green: Aiding the powerful!
Axem Black: Evil never fears to shine!
Axem Yellow: All thanks to…
Axem Red: THE AXEM RANGERS!
Larry: See, that’s what you should’ve done.
Count Bleck: My entrance was much better.
Axem Red: No it wasn’t!
Count Bleck: THERE’S A REASON I’M IN THE FINALS AND YOU DO NOTHING BUT LOSE! …Screamed Count Bleck. In the Green Corner is the second least threatening ghost I have ever seen. It is BOO!
Boo: I’ll teach you how scary I am!
Count Bleck: And in the Yellow Corner–
Waluigi: It’s Waluigi Time! Yeeeh, yeeeh, Waluigi’s-a the greatest! Waaah!
Count Bleck: I should have known that would happen.
Roy: Larry, who do you have up to win?
Larry: Anti Guy.
Roy: Anti Guy’s not in this match.
Larry: Picky. Fine, I choose Boo because he’s round.
Count Bleck: Excellent! And with everything cleared, let the fighting… COMMENCE!
DING DING DING!
Axem Black: Ha ha!
Axem Black: GUAGH!
Axem Pink: Don’t worry about it! Here!
Axem Black: Thanks. I wasn’t expecting that…
Count Bleck: The ebony Axem Ranger began by throwing bombs at his opponents, but Boo simply let the bomb go through him and Waluigi smacked it back with a racket!
Waluigi: Watch-a the real master-a of bombs at-a work! FORE!
Axem Green: STATIC E!
Waluigi: YOU SKINNY-A LITTLE TWERP!
Axem Green: Hey, I'm not the one who hid in his own shadow last season!
Waluigi: Waluigi will-a have to use his bag-a of tricks–
Fling! Fling! Fling!
Waluigi: WAAAAH! MY-A TRICKS!
Count Bleck: Boo snuck up behind Waluigi and scared him, causing him to drop his… What are those, Mario Party capsules?
Axem Red: You’re out of attacks already, huh? This battle still has a long ways to go! Yellow!
Axem Yellow: Ha ha!
Axem Yellow: GAAAAH!
Count Bleck: A Mr. Blizzard just dropped out of nowhere onto Axem Yellow! Looks like those capsules have made this match much more exciting, evaluated Count Bleck!
Axem Red: Green, can you get rid of the spaces?
Axem Green: Sure can–
Axem Green: Wh-what are you doing?! Let me go!
Boo: Ha haa!
Axem Green: Guuuh!
Count Bleck: Axem Green has fallen onto a Bob-omb capsule. What shall they do, cornered by these rogue items?
Axem Pink: Don’t worry, I’ll heal you–
Waluigi: Not-a so fast! WAA!
Axem Pink: GUAAAAGH!
Axem Yellow: Don’t touch our healer–
Axem Yellow: GAAAAH!
Waluigi: WAA! WAA! WAAAAHAHAHA!
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
Axem Pink: OW! OW! Dang! My suit’s powering down…
Pokey: Axem Pink, ring out.
Count Bleck: Such savagery… Waluigi wailed on Axem Pink with a baseball bat until she had to retreat.
Axem Red: It isn’t over! Let’s finish this before we step on every capsule here! BREAKER BEAM–
Roy: You still haven’t paid me for the right to install that robot head in the floor.
Waluigi: There’s-a nothing Waluigi can’t-a break! WA!
Count Bleck: Waluigi has kicked a soccer ball in the air. This shall be interesting… spectated Count Bleck!
Waluigi: It’s-a time for a scorching Waluigi kick!
Count Bleck: The ball has split into six! They’re screaming towards that robot head…
Axem Red: Black!
Axem Black: Heh.
KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM!
Axem Red: There’s one more!
Axem Green: STATIC E!
Waluigi: NO-A WAY!
Axem Red: FIRE!
Boo: Hee hee!
Axem Red: Ack! Ack!
Axem Red: NOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH! Oof oof oof!
Pokey: Axem Red, eliminated.
Count Bleck: Boo pushed Axem Red into the line of fire! Without a leader, how will the Axem Rangers fare?
Axem Black: No problem. Green, let’s–
Axem Green: Can’t… go… on…
Axem Black: Wha– Yellow!
Thwomp: THWOMP CRUSH FAT MAN!
Axem Black: So it’s just me, huh? Well, I always knew it would come to this. I’ll take you all on, and–
Axem Black: Woah!
Axem Black: No. No. NO NO NO NO–
WHAM! BOOM! SHOOM! WHAM!
Count Bleck: Axem Black got pushed onto a Podoboo capsule! He’s barely dodging others as he stops the fire from activating all of his bombs, but for how long?
Axem Black: HA!
Axem Black: At last, we can–
Fwoosh fwoosh fwoosh fwoosh FWOOSH FWOOSH FWOOSH!
Axem Black: NO NO NOOOOOOO!!
Pokey: Ring out. Axem Rangers, defeated.
Count Bleck: Ahh, what a futile attempt! He stepped on a whirlwind capsule, which threw him out of the ring. How beautiful.
Waluigi: WA HA! That’s-a it for-a–
Boo: BLEEHEEHEE! It’s just us nowwww!
Waluigi: You can’t-a defeat me! I just need a capsule and–
Count Bleck: Boo is slowly making his approach…
Waluigi: WA-HA! VACUUM CAPSULE!
Roy: When did he get that?!
Larry: I think it was 7?
Roy: Really? I don’t bother with any Mario Party after 3.
Larry: Does anyone except him?
Boo: NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO! AVENGE MEEEeeeeeee…
Pokey: Winner, Waluigi.
Waluigi: WALUIGI’S THE GREATEST!
Roy: Well, that was, uh, certainly a match.
Larry: I can’t imagine the Axem Rangers will appreciate this once they wake up, though.
Roy: Heh, no. I’ll just let them test their cannon out on you in return.
Roy: Nope, no running away.
BALL AND CHAIN!
Larry: That’s the worst sound effect ever.
Roy: But at least I got some use out of my “old-timey convict” Halloween costume. End transmission!
|Voting Results (highlight to see):
1. Boo: 43%
2. Waluigi: 29% - Lucky!
3. Axem Rangers: 28%
Results (highlight to see):
1. Wario: 30%
2. Jr. Troopa, Muddy Buddy, Petey Piranha: 23%
These eligible fighters were nominated, but not often enough to make the
- Barney Bubble, Big Bully, Bob-omb, Borp, Bowser, Bowser Memory M, Bowser???, Bowyer, Culex, Dark Koopa, Elite Wizzerd, Game Guy, Hooktail, King Boo, Koopa Troopa, Laser Snifit, Macho Grubba, Magnus Von Grapple, Mimi, Peewee Piranha, Red Virus, Shadow Queen, Spike, Tap Tap the Red Nose, Tenderling
You're not allowed to nominate these now - so don't waste your vote!
- Dark Star, Roy, Mechakoopa (already fought this season)
- Lubba (not an enemy)
- Doopliss, Anti Guy (retired season winner)
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