News Flash! - July 31, 2007
If you're wondering what to do with all those Lil' Boos you keep finding in Booster Packs, Tail Koopa may be able to help you out. Go read his new strategy article.

News Flash! - July 27, 2007
For no apparent reason, Doopliss' Twin submitted an idea for a pre-made deck. Since I'm not one to miss a business opportunity, Fever is now for sale at Susan's Card Emporium. Catch it!

News Flash! - March 27, 2007
For the first time in the history of the KTCG, a player has managed to become a Lord in the normal way (i.e., by defeating all of the existing Lords). Congratulations to Lonely Yoshi! Are you ready to challenge him for the Stealth Badge?

News Flash! - February 25, 2007
For his excellent work at the printing presses, Tail Koopa has been promoted to Lordship. Challenge him for the Chaos Badge if you dare.

News Flash! - February 14, 2007
At long last, KTCG players may enjoy official images for their favorite cards. Well, at least they can if their favorite cards are the ones that Tail Koopa has already made. But fear not - more are coming soon. You can be sure that every new release will be meticulously categorized and stored, in mint condition, in the Collector's album. I'm sure he'll let you make copies if you ask nicely.

An alert player noticed that the current Lords and Ladies are not actually listed anywhere on the site. This has been rectified by way of commandeering an official-looking building. The new House of Lords has information about Lords and Ladies in general, as well as information on the sitting Lords.

News Flash! - August 6, 2006
I don't know why it's taken so long, but the first strategy guide for an Empire card has just been added to the strategy section.

And while I was at it, I reorganized the section. Promo cards have been separated from guides for Alpha Edition, which itself is now properly alphabetized.

News Flash! - August 2, 2006
Five new strategy articles have been added to the obvious place. Look for the little red stars.

If you keep asking yourself a question about Possessed Frogfucious, it might be the one I've just answered in the FAQ.

News Flash! - August 15, 2005
The deck-building contest has concluded! The winner is Lonely Yoshi, and his deck, Tidal Wave, is now for sale in Susan's Card Emporium. Congratulations Lonely Yoshi!

A new promo, Elemental Transformation, was released just in time for the prize ceremony.

News Flash! - July 24, 2005
About time we had some new news! Two contests are now beginning.

First, due to player demand, a tournament will be getting underway. There will be no special rules; any player with a legal deck may enter. Email Susan to join the tournament. If fewer than four players sign up by the end of July, the tournament will be canceled. So hurry!

Second, a deck-building contest is starting right now. See below for details.

News Flash! - January 12, 2005
At long last, the third set is released. It is called Empire and has a final count of 92 cards. What are you waiting for? Go look!

Also, a new Promo card has been released to commemorate the event. One will be included free with every Empire Set Booster Pack purchased before Thursday, January 20. Limit 3 copies per customer.

News Flash! - December 28, 2004
Two more pre-made decks are now available, bringing the total to four: Ice Storm, Keep Away, Long Shot, and Hand to Hand. Which deck fits your battle style?

News Flash! - December 26, 2004
Due to persistent popular demand, Susan will now be selling pre-made starter decks in her Emporium.

Article - December 15, 2004
Believe it or not, it looks like the third set may actually make it past the production stage in the next month or so. You can expect to see the following.

THE MINIONS

Representing the Mario Bosses, Belome, Punchinello, and Valentina are rumored to be making appearances. There are also a few Minions representing the newer Mario adventures, as well as... what? Who put that in the ad copy?

Moving on... there's a heaping helping of ?-type Minions, as well as all your favorite elements. If your favorite element is Ground (and I know it is), you can now irritate your enemies with Thwomp. Or if you're some kind of loser who likes the Evil element, you could put that lame Greaper thing in your deck.

THE ATTACKS

Who doesn't love to shout attack names in their opponent's face? Won't it feel great to exclaim "Diamond Saw!" before hitting that unlucky player with the ultimate smackdown? Why not cry "Help!" and then get some?

I sure couldn't resist yelling "Eat!" (possibly more than once), "Disease!", or "Snatch!" I'd probably follow them up with some nasty laughter too.

THE BUILDINGS

There are Buildings. Why not construct an Item Shop and patronize it frequently?

THE SPELLS

Now we're talkin'. Sniper is sure to delight many players; the underhanded will certainly enjoy a good Scavenge. Take your chances with the Lucky Coin, or go crazy with Blitz.

THE ENERGIES

What? Who cares about Energy?

News Flash! - December 12, 2004
The Special Event is closed, and the new Promo card Intelligence has been awarded to the participants.

News Flash! - December 3, 2004
There's a new Special Event - a quiz game!

News Flash! - August 27, 2004
The Collector has posted a Drawing Board-style entry for your reading pleasure.

News Flash! - August 2, 2004
Additional help for new players - a Battle Demo!

News Flash! - July 26, 2004
New players, rejoice! A sample deck is now available for reference in the Deck Help section.

News Flash! - June 16, 2004
The trading event described below will be running until the end of the month.

A major trading event is starting - give Susan any card, and she will give you a new, random card from the same set and of the same rarity!

The missing cards have been found.

News Flash! - June 8, 2004
The unsold misprinted cards from Susan's Card Emporium have gone missing. You haven't seen them, have you?

News Flash! - December 18, 2003
Due to the ridiculous numbers of lost tourists crowding the streets, KTCGville has reverted to a mainly text-based navigation system.

Susan's Card Emporium is offering amazing holiday deals! And don't miss the special offer in the Park!

Just rediscovered the KTCG, or new to town? Check out the important articles in the News Flash Archives.

The Collector is now displaying some KTCG humour articles. Take a look!

News Flash! - May 4, 2003
Several KTCG-villers have lobbied the Mayor to bring back the strategy guides. He was awake enough to retrieve them from the town archives, and handed them over to the Old Pro for safe-keeping.

Hey, remember the Lords and Ladies? Okay, so right now we only have Lords. According to the plaque in Town Hall, the existing Lords are Lemmy Koopa of the Ice Badge, Smash/Sumashi of the Draco Badge, and Koshi of the Spirit Badge. Defeat all three in battle to earn your place among their ranks. Of course, since there were originally supposed to be five Lords and Ladies at all times, you could win a spot just by battling violently, or being nice, or pestering Susan, or whatever.

Want to link to KTCG? Sure ya do! Go ahead and use this card-playing bouncie. Yeah, it's not transparent. You'll live.

News Flash! - April 20, 2003
Larry Koopa4536 is sponsoring a tournament. It's a beginners' KTCG tournament, where beginners with their booster packs face off against other beginners with booster packs.
Time: Thursday, April 24, 5 PM Eastern.
Place: Lemmy's Java Chatroom.

News Flash! - April 12, 2003
KTCG is officially re-opened!

Article - New Season, New Rules
Listen up, folks, here's how it works. If you've played before and remember what cards you owned, then you still have all those cards. However, because some (probably inactive) players racked up ridiculous balances at the Bank, all the money you had has been confiscated. You are compensated to the tune of 20 coins. Don't spend it all in one place.
New players and anyone who lost track of their previous assets, you receive a 100 coin bonus just for moving into town. Bring that money to the local shops and buy whatever cards you want.
All battling rules remain the same. Read New Player Help or the Rulebook for a refresher.
Deck-building rules are the same (see Deck Help), with one exception. CP, otherwise known as Card Points, no longer exist. That's right! No limits on card rarity anymore. The trade-off, however, is that Rare cards actually will be rarer, harder to find, and more expensive.
Susan's Card Emporium no longer sells single cards. The clerk does, however, have friends in high places and may be able to pull together a starter deck for you. Don't forget to pick up a Booster Pack while you're there.
Looking for a specific card? Other vendors around town will have various things in stock. Check often for the one you want. If it just isn't there, trade with another player who managed to get their greedy little hands on it.
Searching for someone to battle? The mayor of KTCG-ville is really lazy and never bothers to take a census. Hence, there is no Members List. On the flip side, there's also no taxes. To meet friends and foes, wander over the the Park and introduce yourself on the Messageboard.

Classifieds - Ideas
Wanted: Ideas for the third card set. Are there any existing cards or strategies that are too strong? Strategies that just aren't currently possible? Been thinking about a really fun effect, or a particular Minion who's been so far ignored? Send 'em in!

News Flash! - March 14, 2003
Susan gets her butt in gear and starts work on the new season of KTCG. Revamping, new-stuff-making, and the third set of cards are in various stages of completion.

September 29
Silly: Some new fake cards, and a fun story.
Serious: A short strategy article, and some FAQs answered.

September 8
Rising Star: The Summer Tournament has concluded, and the winner is....Koshi! Congratulations!
Rising Balances: A lot of people are making a lot of money at the bank, but I have a feeling some of the accounts are dead. Investors, email me this week or your interest will be discontinued.
Falling Trust: These cards are *so* fake.

August 24
Rich: Email me before September 7 to withdraw coins from your savings account.
Famous: Finish those battles and get your record in! The winner of the Summer Tournament, and our newest Lord or Lady, will be determined September 7.

August 17
Lucky: Hey, since when is this a free market economy? Yet another gambling establishment has opened in the Business District.
Gullible: More fake cards in the just-for-fun section.

July 13
Help!: For new players who are confused by all the rules, I've put up a deck help section. Complete walkthrough on how to make a deck!
More Help!: Another question answered in the FAQ.
I'm Still Lost!: 3 new strategy articles to point you in possible directions.
I See It!: Wow, look at that! VideoGamerPat was cool enough to make a sample card. Go look!

June 29
For Real?: No. They're just a lot of fake cards.
Get Out!: A strategy article on Underground Tunnel.
Listen Up!: Next week is a new month! If you have a savings account, email me to withdraw your coins.

June 24
Heh Heh: Sorry about the delay. I was away for the weekend.
Ha Ha: A few more fake cards.

June 15
Truth: More questions answered in the FAQ.
Lies: More fake cards than you can shake a wand at, and a new silly article.
Dare: An upscale casino has suddenly appeared in the Business District. How much will you wager?
Why Not?: A great new offer in the Card Emporium. Give it a try!
Do It!: A contest has shown up in Special Events. Do you have what it takes to win?

June 9
Here: Even more new players!
Har: Some new fake cards, and a silly article.
Hmm: A new deck strategy to ponder.

June 1
Good News: A number of new players have joined the game!
Good Grief: Will you be fooled by these fake cards? Probably not, since I just warned you.
Good Luck: Lemmy's tournament has started! The link to it will be below until the conclusion of the event.

May 18
Buy: Some new stores have just opened in the business district!
Lie: A new batch of fake cards.
Try: This new card-combo strategy may be worth testing in your deck.

April 30
Slow Down: Sorry about the delayed update. Busy weekend.
Sign In: Why haven't you joined Lemmy's tournament yet?
Pay Out: Investors are reminded to email me this week if they wish to make a May withdrawal from their savings account.
Read Up: A new short strategy article.
Come On: Do you really think anyone will fall for these new fake cards?

April 21
No Way: Even more fake cards.
Join Today: Lemmy's tournament is still open!

April 13
Now You Know: Another question answered in the FAQ section.
New, You Know: Some more fake cards.
Newbie: Another player joins the game!
You Know: Lemmy's tournament, yada-yada, go join.
No Go: Trent, Fiver, Maxmaster30002000, Cerena Montanyu, and ??? Koopa, your emails are bouncing too.

April 6
Look Smart: Study up with the newest strategy article.
Feel Dumb: Don't fall for this strange set of fake cards.
Join In: Don't forget about Lemmy's tournament!
Write Back: Wario and Maxmaster30002000, your emails just bounced. Do you guys have new addys I can use?

March 30
Moment of Silence: The game has been way too quiet lately. Where is everyone?
Time to Play: A bunch of new players since the last major update. Say hello!
Battle Time: Lemmy is sponsoring a cool new tournament. Click here for the rules!

February 3
Strange Fiction: More fake cards.
Strange Truth: One stock has reached a ridiculous 50 coins per share!

January 12
Yeah Right: A few more fake cards.
Is That Right?: A quiz shop opens in the business district.
Right Here: A new member!
That's Enough: The trading event is over.  Honey Syrups and Mushrooms are for sale again.
That's Crazy!: One of the stocks has reached an amazing 25 coins per share!

January 5
Folks: Two new players!
Fakes: 25 more in the just-for-fun section.

December 29
Coins: The Koopa Bank has expanded and now offers a second money-saving option. Take a look!
Cards: More fake ones in the just-for-fun section.
Contest: The tournament has ended, and all prizes have been awarded.  Now all players can participate in the second KTCG Trading Event!
Comments: As the Card Master, I really don't have a good inside view of the game.  So, I want you to tell me what you think.  What cards are good (or too good), and which are just plain useless?  What really needs to be added to the KTCG?  E-mail me your ideas!

December 22
Who: One new member!
What: A shop closes in the Business District. Store for rent!
Where: Nothing's happening! Everyone's disappeared!

December 9
Here They Are: Two new members!
Where Are They?: Still no submissions. Send me something!

November 24
Coming In: A new member!
Flying High: If you haven't bought stock yet, you're missing out on a great Lakitu market. (You know the saying...the stock exchange either soars like a Lakitu or sinks like a Stone Chomp.)

November 17
Bad Counterfeit: Some really fake-looking cards in the just for fun section.

November 11
Hello: Two new members join us!
Slow: While the game is running behind the scenes and the Stock Exchange and Bank continue to be updated regularly, no news has appeared here because nobody has sent me anything to post.

October 22
Just a Little Bit: 3 short strategy articles.
Funny Business: A just for fun article.
New Friend: 1 more member!

October 13
Brief: 2 short strategy articles.
Unreal: 2 more fake cards.
Important: 2 questions added to FAQ.
Here: 2 new members!
Not Enough: 1 fun article.
And Also: Due to an important commitment, next week's regularly scheduled update will be on Thursday or Friday.

October 6
One More: A clever use for some new cards, wrapped up in a deck strategy.
No One's Fooled: A few more fake cards added.
I Say So: I invented another ruling on a Conquest card, in the FAQs.
Decisions, Decisions: A poll added to the special events page. Tell me what you think!

October 1
New Strategies: Conquest Set has inspired a slew of new articles. Take a look!
Confirmed False: More fake cards in the just-for-fun section.
Another Oopsie: I discovered some missing links on the just-for-fun and strategy pages. You can now reach those articles without guessing the URL.
The Answer: An important Conquest-related question answered on the FAQ page.

September 30
Whoops!: It was brought to my attention that the Mr. I and Heavy Troopa cards had errors on them.  They have been reprinted, and the correct versions can now be viewed on the card list.

September 29
It's Here!: The CONQUEST SET (remember to email me that) is finally released!  You can read the spoiler list in the Cards section, or if you're too impatient you can go directly there by clicking here.  Also, Conquest Set booster packs are now for sale in the Card Emporium.
More!: If you haven't seen enough cards yet, there are some new fake ones too.

September 25
Round 2, Begin!: After a fierce battle in Round 1, competition in the first KTCG tournament has been narrowed to three players.  If you were one of the original five, be sure to go claim your prize.  And if you're one of the three, check the new rules.
Prizes for Everyone: And for these you just have to be a member of the KTCG.  In honor of the unveiling of "Not Beta", I'll be giving away *free* "Not Beta" cards.  Watch closely for Saturday's update!  The first player to email me with the real name of the new set will receive a random Rare card.  The next two with the right answer will receive random Uncommon cards, and everyone else gets a random Common card, just because I'm so nice.
But Don't Leave Too Soon: What?  A way out?  Who put that stupid links section down there?

September 22
Very Special: "Special Events" has earned its own section.  Take a look!
Not Beta: Heaps of fake cards in the just-for-fun section.
Also Not Beta: But at least they're real.  The next set includes 50 cards, some of which are sure to change the whole strategy of the KTCG.  "Not Beta" features 30 new Minions of every type and evolutionary level, and will also double the current, pitiful number of Buildings.  In preparation for this big event, expect a mid-week update!

September 15
Tricked Again: Even more fake cards in the just-for-fun section.
Good Idea: Another strategy article added.
It's Coming: The Beta Edition Set is finally ready for release.  Except, it isn't called Beta.

September 8
Can't Believe Anything: Tons of fake cards in the just-for-fun section.
Financial Mayhem: This is your last reminder to check the weekly progress of the stock market.

August 24
Not True: More fake cards in the just-for-fun section.
Ups and Downs: See how the stock market did this week in the Business District!

August 17
Which to Use: Tons of new short strategy articles, and one full-length.
We're Growing: Two more members have joined the game.
Stock Report: How's the market doing?  Visit the Business District to find out!

August 14
Cha-Ching: Visit the Business District to see the newest money-making methods, the Koopa Bank and the Koopa Stock Exchange.  Special deals, this week only!  Open an account at the bank, and your nest egg will be doubled.  Also, buy five shares of any stock, get one more free!
Another One Joins the Game: One more new player, and he's ready to battle!

August 12
Home Again: I got in yesterday evening, and I'm hard at work getting the game running again.  Plenty of updating going on!
New Arrivals: Two new KTCG players added to the members page.
Totally Bogus: 16 new fake cards in the just for fun section.
Somewhat Strategic: There's now a section for short strategy articles, kind of the Scribbles of the KTCG.  Have a look!
CLOSED!!!: It seems some KTCGers don't know what "Closed" means.  I'm just so generous, I let them into the tournament anyway.  Official rules are posted below.
A Penny Saved: New ways to make money are in the works.  Watch for them in the business section!

July 27
I'm Leaving Too: As of Saturday morning, I'll be off on vacation.  Shop owners and customers can conduct business on the messageboard in the interum; I'll update it officially when I get back.
Ready to Battle: Tournament registration is now closed.  Official rules will be posted when I get back.

July 24
Everyone's Leaving!: Jay says, "So Long, adue, fredishy! (don't ask) Yes. I'm going away for a week! To my Aunt's. WHHHHHHHHHAAAAA! I'll miss all of you! Hmm... Tell ya what! I'll tell you all about it when I get home! So, for now, see ya!"
Take Notes: Two new strategy articles for you to learn from.

July 20
Faking It: Lots of not-real cards added to the just-for-fun section.
Also Alive: Yoyoshi says, "I'm not going to be able to get on from about tomorrow to next Friday.  Sorry.  If anyone wants a page, they can still order, but I won't process the orders until next week."
Something's Happening: If you haven't already, go see the new special event at the bottom of the page.

July 19
Something to Do: A little story added to the just-for-fun section.
Not Dead: Foshi says, "I won't be avaible from Saturday 21st to 28th. I'm not exactly sure why to say that to you, but you should know anyway so you won't think I'm dead. Why not post it up on the Updates section so when I return I won't have an inbox full of people wanting to challenge me."

July 17
Game Overrun: Two more members have been added to the KTCG!
Open for Business: A new store just opened in the Business Section.  Take a look!

July 16
Weenie Deck?: The KTCG is suddenly flooded by new members!  Welcome to all of them!
Fun for All: Another strategy article on Baby Bowser, and some more fake cards.

July 7
More Stuff: Some new fake cards, a Baby Bowser strategy article, and a new member!

July 1
Contest Results: If your name appears below in the Special Events section, visit the Card List to copy the info for your new Baby Bowser card!

June 23
New Contest: See below for details on how to win the next Promo card!
Lots to See and Do: Another page of fake cards added, and a new strategy article.  Also, one more member!

June 19
Slow But Here: Finally, another update.  Visit the just for fun section for 50 new fake cards, and take a look at the members page to see who just earned themselves a promotion!

June 6
Grand Opening: A new store is now open for business.  Take a look!
Is This You?: Visit the just-for-fun section for more fake cards and to find out if you're addicted to KTCG.

June 4
Bursting at the Seams: Lots of fake cards plus a few new submissions equals too many to put on one page.  So, now there are two in the just-for-fun section.
Still More Help: For those who are still baffled by the rules, Frequently Asked Questions have been added.

May 24
For Real?: No, only for fun.  Lots of new fake cards are up.
Quick Fix: Another small section added to the Team Rules page.  If you're planning to try this version, take a look.
New Challenger: Visit the Members page and welcome the newest player!

May 21
New Section: The Just for Fun page is up, and it's a big success already.  Go there to see the first 16 cards of the Bad Counterfeit Set.
New Rules: Are you busy?  Do you wish you could battle two challengers at the same time?  Well, grab a friend and take another look at the Rulebook for a cool team version of the game!
Help Wanted: If you've played Paper Mario, e-mail me privately for your assignment.

May 19
Submissions Wanted: A fun new section is coming soon.  Send me non-strategy articles, fake cards, or other writings that you think belong in this section.

May 13
Contest Concludes: The submissions are in, and the judge has considered the merits of each contender.  See below for the results!  Also remember to visit the Card List to see the 117th card to join the game.

May 10
Contest Continues: 3 new strategy articles, all on Koopas.  You get five coins and a Promo Jester card just for writing an article, but the card is only available through Sunday.  Hurry and get in your submissions!

May 3
New Special Event: See below for information on the next contest!  Lots of prizes, and fun for all.
Ooh, Clever: 4 new articles in the Strategy Guide.  If you don't look, it's your loss.

April 22
New Name: See the Special Events section below to find out what the Base Set is now called!
Strategies A-plenty: 3 new articles in the Strategy Guide.  Take a look!

April 19
Lots of Thoughts: The Strategy section is very popular.  Check out the five new articles!
More Awards: Create a Medal and give it to other players.  Read all about it in New Player Help!
Contest Closing: Be sure to have your name-that-set suggestions in by Sunday.  Or don't, and you won't have to worry about the inconvenience of possibly winning 20 coins.

April 16
Still Growing: We have one more member, and two new strategy articles.
Self-Promotion: There's a new sale at Susan's Card Emporium!  No one knows how long it will be open.  In any case, this is your last reminder to visit the Business District.

April 12
Growing Fast: Wow, we already have six members!  You may have noticed the new Strategy Guide section; I'll pay 5 coins for any postable article.
Reminders: The Super Energy Sale at Susan's Card Emporium ends on Saturday.  It's a great deal, so be sure to have a look before it disappears.  Also remember to get in your submissions for the name-that-set contest (details below).

April 8
Welcome: The Koopa Trading Card Game opens for its third season!  It's completely redone and it looked good in play tests, so I hope it will be a hit with both newcomers and returning players.
Classifieds: Lots of people needed to play the game!  Unlimited empty buildings available to rent for businesses.  Looking for someone (or some ones) willing to write articles on general strategies, single cards, and sample decks.  Must be creative, familiar with the game, and a good writer.

Questions, comments, or suggestions? Email me!
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