Lemmy: Do I have to say this?

SS: Yes!

Lemmy: All right! Just get off my back!

Mewd jumps off Lemmy's shell.

Lemmy: Ok tourists, Sandslash and Mewd are forcing me to make it clear that this story is the longest story in Lemmy's Land. They also want me to say that it's not even close to being done yet. I can atest for the length myself. I only agreed to edit it 'cause they sent it to me in little parts.

Sandslash and Mewd grin and leave. Lemmy watches them disappear.

Lemmy: Now it's just you and me, and just between us, you don't HAVE to read this if you don't want to. SS tells me it will take ten hours to read when it's completed, and you probably have better things to do. Plus, this is a spoof of the video game Final Fantasy 7, so if you don't know the game, like me, then you won't get much from it. But hey, you've been warned! Do as you will. I, on my part, have to go edit the story Monica sent me a long time ago, which is now only the second longest story in my Land, and which I had refused to edit.

Go read part 1.

Go read part 2.

Go read part 3.

Go read part 4.

Go read part 5.

Go read part 6.

Go read part 7.

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