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From Kooky
Why does Iggy start a sentence and Lemmy finishes it sometimes, and other times they speak at the same time?
Well, the sharing sentences stuff came from a bond they formed while they were both very young. But, because of that bond, they could also say the same stuff, as long as they do it together.
From Kooky
Who's stronger, Lemmy or Iggy?
Both of them are really weak, but Lemmy would probably win because he would use a weapon and Iggy would use his fists... a joke, really
From Dinogirl
I have read on other websites that Bowser's
wife's name is Brenda. I have also heard that Bowser had a
girlfriend named Greeny and they lived
in a place called Koopa Town, but after he graduated school his grandparents
embarassed him so he ran away and joined a troop. Later on he defeated
his master in a battle and became the ruler. He got a girlfriend and had
six kids. Then he killed her and stole Morton from his brother and
killed half of his family. Then he went to Kamek and had his kids magically
made seven and eight to help him conquer the Mushroom World. Can you tell
me what is going on here?!
Yowsa! Well, first I need to interpret what you are saying in response to your question. Ok, Bowser did live in Koopa Town for a while, but that's as much as I can say for that. Clawdia is his wife, and to my knowledge the only girlfriend he ever had. And his teacher was the all powerful DAD, who tought him the way of the Koopa. His grandparents died a long time ago. And we are all really his kids. Unless, of course, he never told us the truth.
From Dinogirl
I have heard on other websites that Bowser wanted to kill the princess! I have also heard that he wanted to marry her, so he could rule the Mushroom World. I have also heard that he just wanted to marry her because he had a crush on her. What is the answer?!
All of those could be his feelings for the Princess. He kind of keeps changing his motive... but never his method (kidnap) or his ultimate goal (power)!
From Dinogirl
Are you and your brothers ever nice to each other?
Don't make me laugh! We are tought to be nasty, and to always get ahead (but never against Bowser, of course!). If we ever seem to be nice to each other, you can bet that there is some ulterior motive. That, or we are very sick.
From Mackinac2
Are Yoshies related to Koopas?
No. Yoshis and Koopas evolved separately, Yoshis from dinosaurs and Koopas from turtles. They are no more related than that they both evolved from reptiles. However, they are half-breeds that have developed along the way as a result of intermarriage. Just ask Dinogirl or Karma.
From Aleth
Do the Koopalings have Bowser's weakness of becoming paralyzed when grabbed by the tail?
Eventually we will, but right now our tails are too small to be grabbed like that anyway. We'd just end up sliding out of Mario's grasp.
From Aleth
Wendy, why don't you get a pearl necklace to match with your pearl bracelets?
You dare question my fashion styles?! I'm not even going to answer this one.
From Aleth
Why don't you get Ludwig to make a machine that will shut Morton's mouth up?
He tried, but it didn't work. He also tried to make a machine to stop my tantrums, but that didn't work either.
From Aleth
How far would Plit be from Earth if they were in the same dimension?
They used to be the same planet, then they split into two dimensions. So they'd be in the same place, even though Ludwig says that's physically impossible.
From Aleth
If you could change anything on Plit, what would it be?
It would be all water. And everyone would be my slaves.
From Aleth
Why did you use candy rings in Mario 3? Mario could eat right through them.
Apparently he wasn't able to, because they were super-hard candy. I can eat them because I got a really sharp (and sweet) tooth.
From Aleth
How does everyone get into overdrive when they come close to death?
Why not? They want to stay alive so they use all the energy they have left.
From Larry
Do you and your brothers ever try to play tricks on Susan, Nick and Derreck?
Let me think... yes! Yes, we play all kinds of tricks on them, especially nasty and dirty ones. Susan is usually easy to get if she is not near Bowser, though Nick is tougher because he is smart, and Derrek is really tough because he is older than us.
From Blackbelt
In the religion Omnikoopant, do you and your siblings have different god names (like God of Humor)?
Not officially, thought it would make sense.
From Wario
What is the life of a typical Koopa Troopa Servant like?
It depends what Koopaling you work for... some have it tougher than others, and if you work for Bowser you can't expect any slack. But in general, they have it pretty good because we want their jobs done well, and it will probably be done shabbily if they are unhappy. Their quarters are small but cozy. They get time off, especially if they do a good job. The pay is pretty decent for what they do, considering they get free room and board. Really, it's not so bad, barring the occassional messy jobs, grumpy bosses, and dungeon time.
From Wario
What is the life of a Koopa Troopa in the Koopa Army like?
This isn't quite as fun as for the servants. Unlike the servants, who need to be skilled and therefore must be hired, just about abyone can fight and so they are drafted. Mind alterators are used to keep them in line. They are constantly drilled, the food is lousy, they have a short life expectancy, and the pay is nothing to speak of, since the leaders reason that a dead Troopa doesn't need money. There are some nice benefits for survivors, and officers and volunteers get better conditions and pay, but still it shouldn't be anyone's goal. Don't tell Bowser I said that!
From Jacek
How does each Koopaling act around Bowser?
Most of us try to act in an honest manner around Bowser (even though we are always plotting something), unless he wants us to be bad. Ludwig is a big suck-up, Larry also does a pretty good job of looking clean. Roy is the exception- he is equally nasty near and far from Bowser!
From Nick Koopa
How do you spin in your shell when Mario jumps on you?
We have strong stomache muscles that we can use while in our shell to pull the shell to our right, but not our left. It can be done quick enough to allow us to spin. Similar muscles also allow us to jump, but some of us use them more than others. Try getting Lemmy in the right corner in Mario 3. He spins right and doesn't jump so Mario can just stay on him for the three hits... probably Lemmy's only weakness.
From Matthew
Why is it you all have the same screen name?
Bowser is very protective of us (even if he doesn't care if Mario beats us up). He didn't really want us to go online at all, but we convinced him to let us. But he decided to limit what we could do by making us share accounts. We have, slowly, begun to branh out, however.
From Matthew
What kind of music do you like?
Nothing you would be familiar with, I'm sure. Except for Ludwig, who likes to play, compose, and hear classical music, we don't care much for music, and certainly not Earth's music.
From Matthew
Does it snow in Dark Land?
It can snow, but it isn't a main attraction. It is always cloudy so if it rains and is cold, it snows.
From Matthew
Is it true that all of the lands but Desert Land and Ice Land were overrun by frogs one year?
Nope. Overrun by pesky plumbers yes, but not frogs.
From Matthew
What land is the most forest-like?
Technically Forest Land, one of the lands you don't know about. But if it has to be one you know, it's probably Water Land. Grass Land maybe, though a lot of it has been cleared to allow for crop growth.
From Matthew
Does Warp Zone experience a chilly wind?
No, because the warps are a vast collection of warp pipes that somehow ended up there. Plus, since it is in the clouds, it avoids most of the winds. The only winds it experiences are the winds from those stupid warp flutes which Bowser should have given to me instead of Larry or Morton.
From Matthew
Why do most of the worlds on Plit have eight or nine different names?
You're exaggerating a bit, but most of the names were made under extenuating circumstances such as civil wars. Plus, we often fail to make use of proper communication. So some people refuse to honor the official names, and some don't know them. But the names from Mario 3 are the true ones.
From Matthew
How did you escape that ant that made you a prisoner in that big glass jar in the Interview?
Since you wrote it and left us in there, it was kind of difficult. Lemmy wrote a plot twist and had the shoe of a giant fall on the ant. Then Roy was able to break through the jar.
From Matthew
In that same Interview. who was the voice?
You mean the narrator? I'm not sure, not even I can see him. He's probably some lame Goomba or something.
From Matthew
Who's the weakest Koopaling?
Contrary to what most think, Iggy is the weakest. Larry can take him if he is clever, and Morton is unusually strong for his age. I, of course, am unbeatable.
From Matthew
Who's the strongest?
If we were all actually fighting, Roy is the strongest. But trust me, I have ways to win.
From Matthew
I know Ludwig's the smartest, but who's the dumbest?
Usually Roy, though lately he has been acting as if he has a brain cell or two.
From Matthew
Who's your favorite Mario cast member (most likely you, but some one other than you)?
Well, if I am forced to choose some one else, even though I beat everyone else by so much that it isn't even funny, I would have to say... my clone! Ok, ok, my favorite major cast member is Peach. Don't ask!
From Karok
How can you be thrown into lava, fall out of a doomship that isn’t there anymore, get hit on the head three times, and come out of it like you sneezed?
Well, Koopas have very hard shells which absorb a lot of blows. We also are very durable and long living. And, though you don't see that part, we have very good doctors.
From Matthew
What kind of government do you have? Are you Marxists, Democrats, Republicans, or Fascists?
Well, the government system is a monarchy, since there's a king and queen and a line of succession. But the rulers have always ruled as if it was a dictatorship. It would probably be something similar to communism.
From Matthew
I know that marrying a sibling or cousin is encouraged, but are there relatives you're not allowed to marry? Are you allowed to marry your pets? Are you allowed to marry inanimate objects? What about imaginary friends?
Uh... except in strange circumstances, you are only supposed to marry within your own generation. Idealy you would marry other Koopas, but obviously that's not always possible. And it has to be a real being.
From Matthew
I see Koopas ruling Plit somewhere near 2400 Earth time. Do you agree with that, or does that sound like wishful thinking?
For that far in the future, I have no idea. It's gotta be wishful thinking.
From Matthew
What would you do if a bible banger tried hard to convert you to Christianity?
I'd have to destory their religious objects, and then give 'em a good zapping.
From Matthew
What kind of stories do you like to read?
Reading is for wimps!
From Matthew
I heard that Morton likes horror movies best, but likes any type of movie but silent. How true is that?
Very, unfortunately.
From Matthew
I've never heard you singing on the Super Mario cartoons; I vaguely remember the others. What do you sound like?
...If you're implying I can't sing, you're crazy!
From Matthew
What Earth religion is Familikoopism most like?
It's not like any of them. Most like? Probably a religion in ancient Egypt, where the pharoah was considered to be divine.
From Matthew
Who's the largest Koopaling? The smallest? Tallest? Shortest?
Roy's the largest I guess, and Lemmy is the smallest and the shortest. Ludwig is a bit taller than Roy, , though it might just be his hair.
From Matthew
Do you prefer gloom and doom or a bright and cheerful environment?
Cheerful, I guess. Gloom does nothing for my face.
From Matthew
Does Iggy have more than 50 pets?
No, I don't think he has quite that many.
From Matthew
What religion are the Marios and Peach and The King?
I don't think any. I've never heard of them doing any religious stuff.
From Karma Koopa
Why does Bowser have a strong dislike of hybrids even when some of us have proven we're on his side?
Prejudice, I guess, which most of my family "suffers" from.
From Karma Koopa
What's the best prank you've ever played on one of your brothers?
I made Morton think one of my rings was real candy. Unfortunately, the joke backfired because he chipped a tooth and was screaming for hours.
From Karma Koopa
When Ludwig finally moves out, what are you going to turn his laboratory into?
No such luck. Bowser' Keep is a permanent residence for us, even when we leave, so the rooms stay, unless Bowser is in debt or something.
From Karma Koopa
If a tree falls on Morton and no one's around, does he make a sound?
You bet he does! You can hear him even when you're not around.
From Karma Koopa
Has Ludwig ever told you what he thinks of me? And I mean something besides the fact he calls me a fat dumb Yoshi whenever I'm in the room.
As I'm sure you know, Ludwig is not exactly what we might call romantic or sentimental. He never told me what he truly thinks of you, but he did confide to me at one point that "you were useful to have around the lab".
From Karma Koopa
Has Roy always been bald or did he not like his hair and cut it all off like you did?
Uh... no! Roy has always been bald.
From Karma Koopa
How does a Koopa marriage ceremony work?
Luckily for me, I've never experienced the torture of actually attending a marriage ceremony. It tends to be a very short affair because Koopas are not known for their patience. There are no vows because Koopas are supposed to break promises. They express love for each other in front of an audience (if anyone has bothered to come), and it is done in front of the Father, who accepts the marriage in the name of DAD and throws some liquid, I don't know what kind, on the couple. Nothing else about it really stands out in my mind.
How did DAD start the Koopa race?
Well, if you believe in all that religious stuff, he was so powerful that he pulled lightning sparks from his body and triggered lower life forms to evolve into Koopas. Otherwise, only DAD can say.
Do you brag about yourself?
You would to if you could get away with it.
What is quantum physics?
Well, physics in general is the study of motion. I believe quantum physics is the study of the energy involved in motion.
Can I give you a doll set?
All donations are gladly accepted.
From Smithy Jr.
If Wart is older than Bowser, shouldn't he be the king? And why doesn't he have spikes?
I am not clear on all the details, but I believe it is because Wart was deformed. Maybe mutated, I'm not sure. Anyway, their parents either chose Bowser because they didn't care for Wart, or maybe they left Bowser and Wart to battle it out, or (and I think this may be true) perhaps Wart was king and then became a recloose. As fpr the spikes, they would be on his shell if he had one, and are not technically a part of Koopas. He doesn't wear a shell because it doesn't fit on his deformed Koopa figure.
From Wario
I heard that Ludwig invented and built the Safari Bots on some sites, and on other sites I heard Iggy invented and built the Safari Bots, so who invented and built them, Iggy or Ludwig? Also, who Invented the doomships?
Iggy isn't known too much for inventing, but it was he who intented the bots. Ludwig invented the doomships.
From The Three Stooges
Isn't Bowser mad that Wart helped Link by giving him the Frog Song of Soul?
I doubt that really happened. It was probably some other stupid frog.
From The Three Stooges
If they're brothers, why do Bowser and Wart look like different species?
Don't ask me to explain how genes work! I think Wart also had some weird mutating incident... may have cost him the throne.
From Smash
Is the way of military advancement in the Koopa Empire like in the Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror", where a soldier must assassinate his superior to advance in rank? And if so, would this mean that Ludwig can become king if he kills Bowser?
Killing your superior is largely frowned upon in the army, though if anyone did kill Bowser, that person would be king as long as they are able to maintain power.
From Smash
Could a Koopa/Human marriage possibly have children?
I would say yes, though it would definitely be disgusting.
From Smash
What would the general reaction be in the castle if a Koopaling or Koopa Cousin married a Human?
Most likely there would be a very negative response, unless the marriage was secretly (to the Human) a way to gain power or something.
From Smash
If, for some reason, A Koopa/Human/Dragon crossbreed was born, hatched, created, begotten, whatever, would he or she be accepted into the Koopa family?
A Human crossbred would definitely not be accepted because, like Yoshies, Bowser doesn't like Humans. A Dragon crossbreed might stand a chance, if it doesn't look too ugly, and if Bowser has nothing in particular against the parents.
From Smash
Have the Koopas ever had a a black sheep in their family?
Sure, all kinds. Like Mor- er, I mean, some Koopas just aren't meant to be Koopas.
From Smash
What are the defenses of New Castle Koopa, and are they based around large or small scale assault?
I'm not going to tell you everything, but it is based on a small scale invasion. It includes a Bob-omb brigade, watch towers, sensors, and trap doors.
From Smash
Roughly how old is the Koopa race?
Ergh... I think I heard 23 hundred years or something.
From Smash
What is the basic history of the Koopa race?
I'm not sure what you mean by this question. DAD started it... he took over Dark Land because no one lived there and he liked the place... he found allies and expanded into more desirable territory... what else?
From Smash
Are there any involuntary physical expressions that Koopas use when under the influence of emotions?
I don't know if there are any particularly interesting ones, but there must be some involuntary expressions.
From Smash
If you gagged Morton, taped over his entire head, put him in a giant plastic baggie, dumped him in a giant Jell-o mold, encased that in cement, and dumped the whole shebang into a volcano, would that stop his blabbering problem?
I don't think you would be able to hear him anymore, but chance are he would still be blabbering.
From Smash
As said by the Sumashi Laws of Genetics, any breed with more than three stable species in it is completely chaos. I have been told that Koopas resulted from a mutation, and are therefore highly unstable. Might this natural law affect you in any way?
Sumashi Laws of Genetics? You made that up, didn't you? The Koopas are highly stable... I only know of about two or three Koopas who ever suddenly imploded.
From Smash
How did you manage to change your troops into those fake Bowsers in Mario 1?
Very advanced special effects. Actually, it was just paper mache that the fireballs burned off.
From Smash
Do you have any hobbies other than swimming and admiring yourself in the mirror?
Yeah! Who told you I didn't? I like to dance, and I also enjoy some poetry.
From Smash
In what ways are the Koopa Cousins forced into your pathetic lives? And how do you usually try to get rid of them?
Sometimes they just show up unannounced. Sometimes Bowser says, "Guess what? Susan's coming!", and no one's going to argue with him. We've tried stuff from persuasion to trying to make them have a bad time to murder. Man, you just can't find a good hitman these days!
From Smash
Why is Roy so morally rotten?
What are you talking about? Although I wish he wouldn't beat me up, he thinks the way a Koopa should. Anyway, he doesn't usually get me. He just needs to be a little smarter.
From Smash
How did you get those TV nicknames in the first place?
They were originally supposed to be senseless passwords. Bowser made them up for us so that in case anyone tried to impersonate us only the real one would know the password. The steel bracelet we each have has the password ingraved on the inside for further verification. But, somehow me ended up alike to the password, and Bowser accidentally began calling us by the password on occassion. He hasn't gotten around to giving us a new one yet.
From Smash
If you were hired to play villain roles by Nintendo and the TV networks, what was the pay? I imagine that it would have to be something other than money since you're already rich.
WELL, I didn't get paid anything! Bowser was getting paid, and when he needed us he made us appear, although I will admit that the appearances are fun. I can't say for sure what Nintendo gave him, but it may have something to do with the new statues of him that appear in the castle after every appearance.
From Smash
Are there any medical epidemics, or at least dangerous diseases, among the Koopa species?
Yup, although a lot of them have been eradicated or at least weakened by medical advancements, about which I can not go into detail. Make Ludwig get his own question and answer gimmick.
From Golden Road
Why is cousin Susan so much more popular than cousin Nick? Even before I came here, Susan was much more popular than Nick.
Susan makes a lot more appearances in the stories, which makes her more familiar to the tourists. Nick also acts like scum, even though Susan is also scum, but he seems worse. Nick claims he's been framed by an evil twin, but we're skeptical.
From Golden Road
In Mario 1 and most other Mario games, Mario gets hurt when he jumps on Bowser's spiky shell back. But in Mario 3, Mario is unaffected. How come Bowser's spiky shell back hurts Mario in some games but not others?
It all has to do with what kind of shoes Mario is wearing.
From Golden Road
In the episode of Super Mario World you starred in, with you in the ice palace, why exactly did the plumbers want that plant back? How would not having that dumb plant make them die? And she sang badly too! Why didn't they just let you keep the plant?
They needed the plant to light a fire, since they were and are too lazy to do it themselves. They might have been willing to give her up in order to rid themselves of the bad singing, but when they found her missing they acted on impulse. Oh yeah, and they didn't want Ice Land to flood or nothing.
From Unknown
Who actually owns Koopa Air and the oil wells in Desert Land? In something I read I heard it was a distant cousin billionaire named Derrek, but I also heard another one where Bowser owns them.
Both those rumors are sort of correct. Bowser did own that stuff, then in a stupor he gave it to Derrek, who got rich off it. But there were a whole bunch of blunders maid involving the MKSE, Mushroom Kingdom Stock Exchange, and now some old Mushroom man owns them.
From Unknown
Do you think doomships are obsolete? If so, why dont you guys just steal some Concorde? I don't think doomsips could reach Mach 2 or have the luxury of a Concorde.
Doomships are really pretty advanced. Actually, so far we've only tapped into a small portion of their capabilities. We want to surprise Mario some day with their power... but first that would require us to make a smart decision.
From Unknown
Why did Bowser try to take over the Earth twice? Didn't he take into account the cold war factor? Humans, the US and Russia specifically, have thousands of nuclear warheads that could fry the entire Koopa army. Why did he take the risk?
We have spies on Earth, and they told us that the humans are too afraid of a nuclear holocaust to actually use those weapons. Anyway, us Koopas have some resistance against nuclear stuff, at least enough to get away.
From Unknown
Why doesn't the Koopa Kingdom use human technology, such as guns, against Mario and Luigi? Why do you use spells? I mean, seriously, pistols, Blam Blam! Mario Brothers gone.
It is a well known fact that badguys can't aim. This includes guns, cars, and any other item that would be used in a murder. So we have to resort to the strongest spells we know. Apparently we haven't found the right spell yet.
From kirbystar56
Is Ostro Birdo or is Birdo Ostro?
There is a lot of confusion about this, but it all stems from the fact that there is a misprint in the Mario 2 manual. Birdo is the egg-spitting boss. Ostro is the ostrich... makes sense anyway, right? The names are correct in Mario 2's end credits, and the name Birdo carries over correctly to Mario RPG and Mario Tennis.
From kirbystar56
Is Boom Boom a Koopa or a mutant Goomba?
Boom Boom is the strongest form of a Koopa. Anyway, all Goombas are already mutant Mushroomers.
From Golden Road
In Super Mario World, Iggy and Larry could take an infinite amount of hits to the head without dying; they were only pushed back a little. So why, oh why, were these two dumb enough to fight Mario on a tilting platform over lava?
All those hits to the head caused them to take leave of their senses.
From kirbystar56
How come there are no Hammer Brother Suits or Frog Suits in the levels of Mario 3?
The Hammer Brother Suit does appear in one level, but it's hard to find, and the Frog Suit can't be found in levels, because they are both very good; there abilities are really special. So Mario really has to earn them.
From kirbystar56
After clearing Giant Land, the letter from the princess tells Mario to go go back to the third world and look for the Whistle, but there are no Whistles in Water Land. What's the deal?
Due to some blunder of the Mushroom Kingdom Postal Service, Mario does not receive the letters in the order that he is supposed to. The only letter he gets at the right time is the last one, which tells him the princess has been kidnapped. The letter says look in the last world, not the third world, even though you get it after the fourth. If the letter was supposed to be received second, it could mean go to the last world (Grass Land) and look in course three. Or, if it was really the third letter, it could mean go to Desert Land and look for the number three. It's unclear which Peach meant. Or it could be a double clue.
From Golden Road
How come in Super Mario Bros. 3, when Mario goes to Toad's house, Toad only lets Mario take one of the chests? Isn't Toad a good guy? Shouldn't he want to help Mario as much as possible, giving him all three chests?
I'm not an expert on Toad, but I don't think Toad really trusts Mario to use the items responsibly.
From Lakitu 2000
Where did the Koopa Kids' names originate? Were they named after Bowser and Clawdia found out their interests?
The nicknames were based off our interests. The names were given at birth, and with the possible exception of Ludwig, I don't think our real names represent our interests. Ludwig is just a coincidence.
From Iggy357
What is the name of each Koopaling's castle, and how are they designed?
Without the blueprints in front of me I'm not about to tackle how each castle is designed cuz they're all intricate, but I'm sure you'll find the design relates to the owner of the castle. Larry has Flower Fort, Morton has Dusty Dungeon, Iggy has Really Big Castle, Roy has Sky High, Lemmy has White Ice Castle, and Ludwig has Tubular Tower. Me? You'd better know my castle is called Seashell Supreme.
From Iggy357
Lemmy's and Ludwig's diaries both mention religion, but the details are scanty. What is the true Koopish religion, and what are the religious holidays like?
Koopas believe that Koopas are the ultimate race; all others are inferior scum. Thus everything we do is self-promotional. We worship DAD because he was the very first Koopa, the one that started this race of surpreme beings. But to tell you the truth, I think the religion is stupid. I don't need any religion to tell me that I'm better than everyone else, because I know that. And nearly all the holidays are lame. We usually have to fast and not do anything fun and attend the Holy Bachelor Pad for hours as we try to communicate somehow, I don't know how or why, with DAD. Religious practices take up precious time every Wednesday too. The only fun holidays are those we stole from other religions just because, like Christmas. It doesn't mean anything but presents to us.
From Iggy357
Wart is a toad, right? How can he be Bowser's brother?
You prejudiced against toads? Me too, the horrible creatures! Bowser doesn't talk much about his older brother; must have been some sibling rivalry or something, but I still say that Wart mutated. Actually, that really makes sense because his kids, Nick and Susan, are Koopas just like us.
From Michael Padovani
In Yoshi's Safari, Iggy made the robots, not Ludwig. So in Ludwig`s diary, why doesn`t Ludwig say that Iggy is an inventor too?
It is true that Iggy is an inventor, but it is more of an occassional activity for him than a career or pastime. More importantly, though, Ludwig feels he is far smarter than Iggy and won't say anything that would show otherwise.
From Smithy Jr.
If Wart couldn't have a shell because of his deformed body, did he spend his entire childhood (before you're mature enough to stay solid when out of your shell) as a pile of goo?
No, the mutation allowed Wart to remain solid without a shell. Otherwise, there would have been some way of getting him one.
From Smithy Jr.
From what I have gathered the Koopa Cousins are Susan B., Nick, Derrek, and Blade. Are all of them Wart and Pimple's kids or are they just second and third cousins? And if they are just second and third cousins what are there parents' names and what are their relation to Bowser?
Susan and Nick are Wart's kids, and they're the only first cousins we have. I think Derrek and Blade are second cousins... if they're third it's all the same difference to me. They are the grandchildren of Bowser's parents siblings, and there are many other cousins as well. I could go into the whole family tree but I really don't feel like it. Ludwig actually has it in great detail and it's a huge book.
From Shy Guy Leader
If, in your religion, Koopas are considered the master race, how would a shapeshifter like me be viewed by your species, being that I could morph into a Koopa (among other things)?
Well, slave, we would still despise you and kick you around at every opportunity because you wouldn't be a Koopa, you'd just look like one. Personally I think Shy Guys are especially fun to mess up. Of course, if you were disguised then we'd think you were a Koopa, but if we ever found out...
From Lil Cheep Cheep
Yeah, I was wondering... are we Cheep Cheeps your followers? Or are we just a type of fish that live in the water and think Mario tastes good?
You're a Cheep Cheep, so why not tell me? As far I know you are our followers, with the exception of a few like your stupid aunt Sushie. I really have to remember to kill her, and I should probably kill the whole family as well. But before I do, do you mind telling me what Mario tastes like?
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