Spirit Cheer
1:
DJesters Royales
love to joke,
But here's one
thing that's true:
They are truly
spirited,
And they are
never blue.
Spirit Cheer
2:
Although DJesters
are real new,
They're professionals
in cheering.
They're always
ready to spread a laugh,
Their spirits
always shine through.
Spirit Cheer
3:
All DJesters are
royalty,
But that does
not make them haughty.
They don't mind
being pied or snowed,
And their spirits
are overflowed.
Spirit Cheer
4:
(To the tune of
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers)
If all the world
were Jesters, then there would not be sad.
Jesters are always
happy, Jesters are never mad.
Jesters believe
in spreading cheer and having lots of fun.
That's what makes
us spirited, and makes us number one!
Spirit Cheer
5:
DJesters Royales
are here to say,
"Have a great
spirited day!"
And while you
go about your way,
Be sure to spread
some cheer today!
Spirit Cheer
6:
If you happen
to pass a castle, be sure to step inside.
Go right down
to the throne room, don't be scared, do not hide.
Just take a look
around and you will find DJesters.
And you'll be
witness to their cheer, and maybe a pie or two.
Spirit Cheer
7:
DJesters throwing
snowballs, DJesters throwing pies.
DJesters doing
transformations in a blink of an eye.
Wherever you
look, the cheer hall or guestbook,
You'll always
see DJesters taking time to spread spirit.
Spirit Cheer
8:
D is for diverting
J is for joking
E is for entertaining
S is for silly
T is for terrific
E is for enjoyable
R is for ridiculous
S is for spirited
Spirit Cheer
9:
DJesters have
an urge to always spread some spirit.
So you'll be
sure to see them shouting loud and quite a bit.
There's always
bound to be one hanging out at the pie throw.
Signing guestbooks,
tossing snow, that's the Royale show.
Spirit Cheer
10:
I am a DJester,
my spirit's soaring high.
And if you get
to know me, I might just throw a pie.
It's hard to
escape a Jester while still being clean,
But at least
you'll see our spirit, and the frosting is not lean.
Spirit Cheer
11:
Some say that
us Jesters are addicted to chocolate pies. It's not true. But the banana
cream sure is yummy.
DJesters Royale
- For the spirited fighter who likes to throw pies.
Spirit Cheer
12:
I don't see anything
wrong with our hats. They're pretty, they help you get found if you're
lost, and they make great cat toys.
DJesters Royale
- For the spirited fighter who is not afraid to make a fashion statement.
Spirit Cheer
13:
I am not afraid
to show my true colors - red, blue, orange, yellow, pink...
DJesters Royale
- For the spirited fighter who is multi-colored and multi-talented.
Spirit Cheer
14:
It's hard to get
your feet on the ground when you're riding on a ball all the time.
DJesters Royale
- For the spirited fighter who is not afraid to show it.
Spirit Cheer
15:
Some say that
us Jesters can't write very good jokes. They're great jokes; they're just
very sophisticated.
DJesters Royale
- For the spirited fighter who is not afraid to read my jokes.
Spirit Cheer
16:
DJesters Royale
are on their way.
jingle Jingle
JIngle
DJesters Royale
are on their way.
JINgle JINGle
JINGLe
DJesters Royale
have arrived.
JINGLE!
DJesters Royale
are here to stay.
They're ready
to fight in a spirited way.
They tell jokes.
They throw pies.
It's no hoax.
I tell no lies.
DJesters Royale
are here.
Come on, DJesters,
cheer!
Spirit Cheer
17:
Our leader is
DHarlequin
DJesters Royale
are gonna win.
Our fairies dust
and then they fly.
Our Wee Ones
laugh when hit with pies.
Although DJesters
are quite a new team,
We're filled
with spirit and bursting at the seams!
Spirit Cheer
18:
If you come to
say hello,
We'll always
find a pie to throw.
We'll let you
have it and give it to you.
You can have
your pie and eat it too.
We have whoopee
cushions and rubber chickens.
If you want humor
it's no slim pickin's!
Come on in and
laugh awhile,
We'll dress you
up in the latest style.
(That would be
a hat that rings,
Colorful clothes,
and other things!)
Spirit Cheer
19:
Jingle bells!
Jingle bells!
Jesters are on
their way!
They have come
to Shout It Out and then they want to play! Hey!
Jingle bells!
Jingle bells!
Jesters are on
their way!
They have a lot
of spirit and they're here to cheer today! Yay!
Spirit Cheer
20:
Someone once told
me that a pie in your eye is better than an anvil from the sky. Isn't it?
DJesters Royale
- For the spirited fighter who... uh... doesn't like anvils.
Spirit Cheer
21:
So what we're
a brand new team? At least our jokes haven't been overused yet.
DJesters Royale
- For the spirited fighter who isn't afraid to take the lead.
Spirit Cheer
22:
If a Jester throws
a pie, but there is no one on the other end to receive it, does it make
a splat sound? These are the questions!
Spirit Cheer
23:
Come on Jesters!
Time to cheer!
Now's the greatest
time of year!
Pies, pillows,
snowballs too.
These are what
DJesters do!
Signing guestbooks,
shouting loud,
DJesters will
form a crowd!
Spirit Cheer
24:
Why did DJester
cross the road?
Was there a pie,
a chicken, whoopee cushion or what?
Or was there
something spirited untold?
Why did DJester
cross the road?
Spirit Cheer
25:
What's black and
white and red all over?
Well, an answer
could be a sunburned penguin.
But that wouldn't
make much sense, would it?
It could be a
mime hit by a cherry pie.
I'm not sure
how this ties into the spirit.
But it does make
you wonder...
Spirit Cheer
26:
How many Jesters does it take to screw
in a lightbulb?
Well, this is a problem of several
steps.
First one Jester must pull one out
of a pie.
Another Jester needs to plant a whoopee
cushion on the laddar, because otherwise the event is boring.
A third Jester needs to spread the
spirit, because how will others know that the lightbulb is being changed?
And 10 Jesters need to hold the bulb
while turning it, because they always work together.
So I guess that's 13, but wait! There's
one more!
13's unlucky, so they'll be 14 for
spirit.
Spirit Cheer
27:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bonus!
Oh- wait, that's
probably a trademarked commercial. Oh well, let's try again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
DJester!
DJester who?
I want to spread
the spirit.
You didn't answer
my question.
Tough darts.
Well, since you're
spreading spirit, you don't have to pay.
Thanks. Here's
a pie for you.
Hey! I'm covered
in frosting!
Spirit is dangerous
in the wrong hands... But it is so much fun! Right Jesters?
Spirit Cheer
28:
What would a Jester
be without a pie? Is it anything like a Fairy without its wings? Or a Western
without a horse? Or an Eagle without a nest? Or is it worse? You can't
eat any of those other things. And pies make great spirit. Try throwing
one sometime. But you'll never beat DJesters' aim!
Spirit Cheer
29:
There is no such
thing as an unspirited Jester.
By definition,
a Jester is lively and spirited.
They're always
bouncing around and making jokes,
Brightening the
lives of all around them.
This is the DJester
Royale mission:
To spread the
spirit and make others happy.
Of course, they
love to laugh too,
They have lots
of tricks, but they're spirited true.
Spirit Cheer
30:
If it's Monday,
a Jester can throw a pie.
If it's Tuesday,
a Jester can perform a transformation.
If it's Wednesday,
a Jester can throw a snowball.
If it's Thursday,
a Jester can send a smile.
If it's Friday,
a Jester can spread some jokes.
If it's Saturday,
a Jester can sign some guestbooks.
If it's Sunday,
a Jester can Shout It Out.
DJesters Royale
are spirited every day.
Spirit Cheer
31:
In medieval times,
Jesters were servants, and kings threw pies at them.
Now, Jesters
are Royalty, and they throw pies at friends.
DJesters Royale
remember the pains of servitude,
So they spread
spirit and fun, they're not mean or rude.
Plus, their pies
are better than they used to be.
So no one will
mind much being pied by me.
The pies frosting
are yummy but thin,
So clean-up is
easy, and everyone wins!
Spirit Cheer
32:
Jesters, it is
time to shout!
Show them what
we're all about!
Let's go on a
spirit boom.
Don't worry,
there's always room.
Make out way
to the Shouting Hall,
Where we'll cheer
better than them all.
Then after our
cheers we've pried,
We'll go home
and throw a pie!
Spirit Cheer
33:
My hat, it has
three jingles.
Three jingles
has my hat.
And if it not
three jingles.
It would not
be my hat.
Spirit Cheer
34:
DJesters Royale
are long on pies,
So help yourself
to all you need.
We act real silly
but we tell no lies.
We're smart clowns
and we can read.
So don't be shy,
come to the Ball,
We don't care
if you dance bad.
We'll help you
up if you fall.
We'll make a
joke, but we won't be mad.
Spirit Cheer
35:
Don't be offended
if hit by a pie.
Jesters don't
want to make anybody cry.
We tell jokes
and think they're fun.
If you don't
like them we won't do them again.
DJesters are
fighters, but also they're friends.
And they always
have some spirit to lend.
Spirit Cheer 36:
DJesters aren't
all fun and games, you know. We CAN vote loyally and get scores that aren't
as bad as our jokes. If you don't distract us with a whoopee cushion.
DJesters Royale
- For the spirited fighter who is more spirited than fighter.
Spirit Cheer 37:
Even when you're
in a rush,
There's always
time to cheer.
Take a quick
stop by the Shouting Hall,
Think of a rhyme
or two
Type in your
name and your Email address
(That is the
hardest part!)
Go write a line,
'cause spirit's divine!
Congrats! You
have written a cheer!
Spirit Cheer 38:
Today is Monday!
So what does
that mean?
A whole new week
of cheering's begun!
A new week of
fighting and friendship's begun!
A new chance
to sign guestbooks, a new chance to cheer!
A new chance
to vote for friends and make new ones!
A new week at
The Site Fights!
I like Mondays.
Spirit Cheer 39:
Jesters love to
spread spirit
And cheer to
those who need it
Jesters are always
there
To lend a helping
cheer
Jesters would
prefer to cheer
For people who
are happy
Jesters do not
like the idea
Of something
going wrong
But Jesters are
always sure
To cheer for
some one down
Jesters will
continue their cheering task
Until the one
is up
Spirit Cheer 40:
Spirit increases
exponentially
To how many cheerers
are present
If there's one
cheerer, that's one to the first: one
Two cheerers
is two to the second: four
Three is three
to the third: nine
And so it goes
on and on
Jesters always
go cheering together
In a very spirited
way
When all the
Jesters get together to shout
That is quite
a lot of cheer!
Spirit Cheer
41:
Every Jester is
full of spirit.
That's fighter,
leader, and all.
Nothing can stop
each Jester
From shouting
out loud every day.
Whenever a Jester
comes down to this hall,
They always have
something to say.
That message
can change as the days move on,
But the Jesters
will always spread cheer.
Spirit Cheer 42:
I have to get
this off my chest:
DJesters spirit
is the best!
Look left, look
right, look any way,
DJesters show
spirit every day!
Spirit Cheer 43:
Ten, six, twelve,
seven!
Jesters cheers
are heard in heaven!
Why did I count
incorrectly?
I made a Jester
joke; it was no oopsie!
Spirit Cheer 44:
Jesters cheer!
Jesters shout!
Jesters know
what spirit's about!
Be on guard,
or you'll get pied!
On spirit our
minds are occupied!
Spirit Cheer 45:
Jesters are always
balancing on a ball,
With juggling
friendship, fighting, and all.
But I've never
seen a Jester fall yet;
It's proof! DJesters
pass the spirit test!
Spirit Cheer 46:
DJester spirit
overflows.
Boundaries no
Jester knows.
With so many
ways to show your spirit,
It's no wonder
that you can always hear it!
Spirit Cheer 47:
After a hard day, I like to relax,
And showing my spirit lets me do that!
It's just as fun to shout and cheer
As it is to be Fighter of the Year!
Spirit Cheer 48:
Writing poetry's
hard, but cheering is not.
That's because
spirit flows right from the heart.
Take a moment
to collect what you're feeling inside,
And then you'll
be ready to spread the cheer wide!
Spirit Cheer 49:
So many fighters
and so many Wees.
So many spirits
and so many Ds.
With so many
people in The Site Fights,
You can't help
but make friends, try as you might!
Spirit Cheer 50:
Though Jesters
are not as young as they used to be,
They'll always
seem like brand new to me!
There's always
new teammates or something else new.
At each turn,
they offer novel things to do!